Chapter 610: Oily Noodles
Fighting in front of the public in the hall of the two people is not a shame for Lao Zhi, as for the dog wearing a chew and a mouth full of Hule, it is a blind break, and he has a tattoo on his back, even if the monk can do it, I am afraid that there is no real thing to do, and he is so full of food.
In fact, Lao Zhi knew in his heart that he was stunned just thinking about Lao Yu's head, and after Wu Douxing came back, the nightmare was done for more than half a month, and the shadow in his heart could cover the moon halfway, and he swore that he would never be cheap again, and the carving craft was forgotten.
The two of them came at the right time, taking advantage of the fact that everyone was there, Anzi invited guests to set up two large tables in front of the building, the main purpose was to pull the cage Lao Hetou, and let Lao Zhi copy the wrong version of the "Nine Ways of Returning to the Yuan Sutra" silently, and clearly said that there was a mistake, and gave enough sincerity, which made the Shuhou on the side drool flow two or three catties, and regretted that he shouldn't run to be a bullshit assassin, and successfully dodged an anti-heaven level immortal fate.
It was very enjoyable, but it made Sanjing's group of unsociable juniors successfully stirred; like a wooden stake, he felt particularly disgusted to see an old gangster with a group of thugs pushing the cup and changing the lamp, and finally got impatient after being stiffened up for two hours by the seniors, and politely left the table and went down the mountain to live in the Muyun Hotel.
The atmosphere was destroyed and had to end, Lao Hetou packed all the uneaten dishes for Shu Monkey to carry, and the master and apprentice entered Mu Yan's house without any scruples, presumably preparing to be alone tonight.
Anzi was happy to see it, this guy didn't plan to leave, so let's do it!
At dawn the next day, Anzi got up early with two dark circles under his eyes, and ran next door in an extremely rare way, "Please!" Seeing that the two apprentices didn't close their eyes all night, the four eyes stared at Lao Hetou and he was still drinking there, extremely boring, the whole room was full of alcohol, and being in it was no different from soaking in a wine vat.
"Vomit~~~~" Anzi covered her mouth and almost didn't spit it out, but fortunately, she retched on an empty stomach.
"Boy, don't fight the old way. "The old man has a voice.
Anzi couldn't get close to the door two or three feet away, so he went back to the house to find Xiuyue and asked for a piece of cloth to cover his head, so he reluctantly grabbed the door and rushed into the house: "Old man, drink less, beware of cirrhosis!"
"You still want to think about the way out in the future!hehe~~" Saying that, holding his white head high is a fierce pour, and the strange thing is that the small wine gourd is old.
"I've thought about it, I'm going to have to ask you for help. ”
"Do you think Lao Dao will help you?"
"I saved your eldest apprentice, so I have to take a hand, right?" Anzi couldn't breathe, twisted his face and lifted the cloth to take two quick bites.
"Didn't you give you a treasure map of immortality? What? I plan to blackmail the old man with this for the rest of my life. ”
"I've changed my mind! Baotu will return you and replace you with a handle, how about it?"
"Hehe~~~ Looking for a bargain to find me here?" Lao Hetou smiled sideways and said, "The guts are fat enough, you kid must have not closed his eyes all night, that picture is probably imprinted in his brain, right?"
"......" Shushu and Le Man'er were slightly stunned, too thief.
Seeing through the trick, Shangguan Chen happened to appear and said, "Senior brother, I'll take you in." ”
With the help of the cave void buddy, Anzi did not leave an inch as if he was carrying an oxygen cylinder, and asked closely, "Do you plan to go back for the rest of your life?"
"Why do you want to go back? It's nice to be a spectator here. ”
"Cut~~ It's not nice to be ridden by a girl, right?"
"I know you're still asking?"
"Otherwise, I'll teach you the Great Cavouring Technique, and I'll give you a hand. ”
Shu Monkey and Le Man'er were stupid, such an awesome senior actually dared to use the word "teach"! Lao Hetou was also shocked, put down the gourd in his hand and glanced at it twice, and asked, "Where did it come from?"
"You don't care, it's the real thing. ”
Lao Hetou thought about it, shook his head, and said: "You better keep it for yourself!" Although the "Nine Paths to the Yuan Sutra" has been changed, it is still possible to learn one or two, hehe~~"
"Yo~~ Ability!" Anzi met a monk who walked his own way for the first time, it was not easy! No wonder he achieved extraordinary.
"Hehe~ Don't think that you kid walks the extraordinary road alone, the stars are empty, and the talented people are as vast as dust, take a look at them, and you will understand sooner or later. ”
"You can do good deeds and do good deeds, as long as you help me out of the ...... of the Celestial Stars"
"I don't have the guts!"
"What do you mean?"
Lao Hetou glanced at it and said, "What kind of personality do you have, what do you think in your heart, your master will not know?"
"No, what do you mean? It seems that my master has run back again, so I don't believe it, and you scare me. ”
"Then you're not leaving?"
"You ......" Anzi met her opponent, and she was so angry that she was choked with the wine last night.
It was boring to beg early in the morning, he didn't believe half a word of what Lao Hetou said, and he and his senior brother ran to the basement to sulk, and the second egg was lying on the side and was nibbling on the food that he had gone away last night, and Zheng Huan really ignored him.
Shangguan Chen returned here, looking at the array charms painted on the three walls, it was not an accident that he could come to this day, and praised his face: "Senior brother, so wise!"
"Alas~~ I didn't lose my hair for these things, so I wiped them all for me, so that others don't have to worry about it. ”
Shangguan Chen nodded deeply, waved his hand, three white lights flashed, and the walls were as smooth as faces, which could be regarded as a successful end to the efforts of the past five years, and I believed that the lonely souls and wild ghosts around the small building could be dispersed.
"Senior brother, according to the time, Niwunian should be back, right?"
"He?hehe~ He can't come back for a year and a half. ”
Shangguan Chen frowned puzzled.
He went to Lianyunzhou with his daughter-in-law, where there was a secret realm that had been watched for tens of thousands of years. ”
"Why don't we go?"
The place had been plowed twice, and he had to pick the bricks and seams in vain. ”
"It can't be said that every immortal land has its own way, and with his wisdom he should know something that no one knows. ”
"Then I'm not interested, let him be!"
"Husband~~" At this time, Xiuyue shouted above: "Brother Shangguan, it's time to eat!"
"Come on!Let's go~"
"Boom~" Erdan flirted his tongue faster than anyone else.
The two of them got out of the ground, and saw that Lao Hetou and his two apprentices had already started, and they couldn't add any plates to the table, and it was so ugly to eat.
"Old man, you are a powerful senior, can you have a little demeanor?" Anzi wondered, how could the old man he met be virtuous.
"What do you want to be graceful? If Lao Dao had talked about demeanor when he was in the stars, it would have been long gone. ”
"But this is detrimental to the appearance!"
"The old way has always been like this, if you don't get used to it, just wait until I'm full and let your daughter-in-law open another table and move that plate of roast meat to me~"
"......" juniors.
It's too slippery, Luo Feng, who thinks he is the best in the world, looked at the door, and didn't even enter the door and shook his head.
The apprentices had no choice, even if they didn't eat, they had to accompany them, and the table full of people watched Lao Hetou eat Haisai, and Anzi said: "According to your way of eating, can you still eat at night?" ”
"Of course you have to eat it, Lao Dao has never eaten this kind of taste in his life, eat more while your kid is still alive!"
"......" juniors.
"Otherwise, how about I ask my daughter-in-law to give this hand to the brute girl?"
"What?
"Change your hand, hehe~"
"Get out!"
After suffering continuous blows, Anzi decided not to beg him anymore, and let Xiuyue get a big pot of oil and splash noodles and squat at the door, which was called a fragrant incense, and a bunch of imps swallowed their tongues.
"Sunshine!" Yuan Wu smelled the smell and went up the mountain, and went to the kitchen to fish for a bowl unceremoniously, squatting without any image of holding a big bowl of "呲呲" with oil flowers.
"What's the matter?"
Yuan Wu took a big sip and said, "Can you give me two places for the sermon the day after tomorrow?"
"Two?"
"One is for my uncle and ancestor, and the other is for Hu Lao. ”
"That's okay. ”
As he was talking, he unconsciously squatted at the door again, and saw that it was a lady monkey, his mouth was full of oil, and he ate more happily than two eggs; Shangguan Chen is a Sven person, he does not change his true colors in the face of food, and he faces face to face with Lao Hetou, the whole small building is about to become a donkey trough, and the sound of hissing is endless, and Le Man'er finally sees what is not slipping.
This is Lao Zhi is not there, otherwise he would be able to wrap up that big pot alone.
"Eh~~, can you breathe through the wind, what are you going to talk about?" Yuan Wu said.
"Enlightenment!"
"That's right!" Yuan Wu took the chopsticks and patted his thigh and said, "Why didn't I think of it, no, you have to give me one!"
"Nakageru?"
"My brother still doesn't like it, I can't help it!"
"Okay, let's go with whom!"
"Senior Brother An, can I listen?" said Le Man'er weakly with excitement.
"Whatever, don't think I'm talking badly. ”
"Thank you, senior brother!"
"Xiaoxiao, no one has ever made the Tao clear, you kid is really daring. Lao Hetou made mocking remarks.
"That's because you don't have much knowledge or knowledge. "Anzi has no hope, this old man is too principled.
"Ann ~ Brother Ann, I want to hear it too. The monkey asked, wiping his mouth.
"Shuhou, ask him about this, you are here to cheer him on, if you don't agree, just lift his table. Yuan Wu said.
"Senior brother, shouldn't you inform Brother Li?" Shangguan Chen said.
"Why did you tell him? He had already come to his senses. ”
"What!" Shu Monkey was hit hard again, even Shangguan Chen and Yuan Wu were shocked, and they couldn't figure out how to understand the IQ of Lao Zhi, and he didn't step on the dog S in a row!
"Monkey, don't call me master if you don't know anything within ten years, Dao Ye can't afford to lose that person!" Lao Hetou felt that he was too faceless, as an apprentice taught by the top figure in the upper realm, he was not as good as an idiot, how could he be reasonable!
"Ahh
"Lao Yuan, your daughter-in-law, I didn't see you last night drinking!"
"I've asked her to go back to Qiancheng, escorting Lao Zhe with Void Thought, it's almost time to go back. ”
"Enough buddy!" said Yasuko.
"Yo~~ There are new tricks!" Luo Feng couldn't help but come back after all, he came out of the house directly with the pot, and sat on the grass alone and picked up chopsticks and snorted, and for a while, the oil stars splashed, and everyone twitched.
"Madman, your bosom friend, are you still clearing the wasteland?"
"Come out with me and look for the bracelet. ”
"Which two are in the Nether Domain?"
"Hehe~ I heard that they are still being cultivated, and the dead fat man looks at them unpleasantly. ”
"What should I do, I knocked on the master so much, grass~" Anzi complained fiercely, and he relieved his hatred.
"Disciple Sun!" As they were chatting, the uninvited Spirit Rhino Swordsman stepped on the wind, lowered his magic body and saw the ox sitting in the room, and hurriedly stepped forward to salute.
"What's the matter?"
"Apprentice grandson, do you still remember that shopkeeper?"
"What? He's going to come to listen too?" Anzi rolled his eyes, and knew with his ass that it was Tomenzi looking for a relationship again.
"Can you sell your teacher's face?"
"I won't sell you, and I won't agree!"
"Hehe~ I thanked Wenzong on behalf of him. With that, he brushed his beard and walked away, staying for less than two minutes.
"Sunshine, how does it feel to be a celebrity?"
"Aggrieved!"
(End of chapter)