Text Text_171, Pig Killer
171, pig slaughterer
Guan Xiaoyin is Chinese New Year's Eve three years old today, and she hasn't heard anyone call her a chick for a long time, and Sha Langzheng's expression is very weird, and her voice is soft, like a different person. She was startled, and quickly reached out to touch Sha Langzheng's forehead and said, "What's wrong with you?"
Sha Langzheng twisted his body and said, "Oh, why do you touch me casually?...... Forget it, if you like to touch it, it's very soft with small hands. ”
At this time, Sha Langzheng's colleague Xiao Ma pushed the door and walked into the ward with something in his hand, Sha Langzheng's face suddenly changed, and he pointed at him and said: "I stay at home so decently, why do you want to disturb me? Let me not live in peace, and I will also let you live in peace!"
The pony was also startled, and the things he was carrying fell to the ground, and asked, "Mr. Sha, what the hell is going on with you?"
Sha Langzheng: "What Sha is not Sha Zong, a few of you collided with me, don't you quickly kowtow and confess!"
Guan Xiaoyin, who felt furious in her heart, immediately called the doctor, and as soon as the doctor saw this symptom, he immediately transferred the patient to the hospital, and Sha Langzheng was directly sent to Ankang Hospital by ambulance.
When they arrived at Ankang Hospital, the hospital organized an expert consultation with Director Xin Shuanghong. Sharloin speaks bizarrely, has a confused self-perception, and has obvious symptoms of delusion. There are two opinions of the consulting experts, one is schizophrenia (delusional type) and the other is hysterical identity disorder, in short, both of which belong to the category of cognitive impairment.
Of course, Director Xin had to ask the patient what had happened. Pony recalls that he had actually scared a weasel away on the mountain, and the weasel had a fart that smelled very smoky. At that time, the other people were far away, only Sha Langzheng was the closest, and it was estimated that he was smoked.
When Sha Langzheng was sent to the hospital that night, he still had a bad smell on his body, even if he changed his clothes and wiped his body with alcohol, the smell was not gone. In the three-bed ward, the patients in the other two beds were smoked away, and even the sheets and mattresses he used at the beginning were replaced and thrown away, and then he was replaced with a single room, and the smell finally faded a lot.
In fact, when Sha Langzheng was sent to Ankang Hospital, the experts who participated in the consultation could still faintly smell the smell emanating from his body, which could not be said to be completely stinky, but a strange smell that made people smell the skull and make it hurt, but fortunately it was already very light.
The most unlucky thing was actually the car that drove back to Jinghu City with Sha Langzheng, the smell in the back seat and the compartment was still very strong, and when the door was opened and put in the sun, there was still a smell that made people want to vomit. If the situation of Sha Langzheng was obvious in the past, anyone would say that he had collided with Wong Tai Sin.
In Jinghu Ankang Hospital, the diagnosis made by the doctor is actually correct, and it fully meets the standards of psychiatry, but the key is how to treat it?
In the psychological clinic of Boci Medical, Guan Xiaoyin introduced Sha Langzheng's strange illness. After she finished speaking, Ding Qi said expressionlessly: "Ms. Guan, do you treat me as a witch god?"
When he said this, Ding Qi couldn't help but want to laugh, and couldn't help but think of what he had said to Xian Hao on Huangzi Mountain-I have now created a secret method outside the square, if it was in ancient times, it might also be regarded as a great shaman or a great witch.
Guan Xiaoyin hurriedly got up, waved his hand again and again, and said: "No, no, no, I definitely didn't mean that! He is sick, whether it is colliding with Wong Tai Sin or suffering from mental illness, he is sick anyway." You are the best doctor I know, he has been treated in Ankang Hospital for a week without any improvement, so I would like to ask you to help treat the disease and save people. ”
Ding Qi said unhurriedly: "You have investigated me, right? You should know that I had an accident in Ankang Hospital, when a mentally ill patient suddenly fell into an emergency during the conversation with me and died of cardiogenic respiratory failure. ”
Guan Xiaoyin: "It's different, of course it's different! That's because there is something wrong with his body." Many people in this world will get terminal diseases, and doctors cannot be blamed for not being cured, and everyone will die, and of course doctors cannot be blamed. You've been in a variety of situations, and your experience will only get richer, and I trust you. ”
Ding Qi leaned back in his chair and said, "I can't guarantee that I will be able to cure him." ”
Guan Xiaoyin: "As long as you are willing to help." ”
Ding Qi: "I'm not a doctor at Ankang Hospital, and his current condition is not suitable for discharge, so I went there directly to treat him, which doesn't meet the regulations, and the hospital can't allow it." ”
Guan Xiaoyin: "I'll handle the formalities, as long as you are a legally qualified psychiatrist, at the request of the patient's family, and the hospital agrees, you can ask you to see him." This is what Director Xin told me, and he suggested that I come to you to try it. I don't have your contact information, and Director Xin didn't give it to me, so I can only make an appointment to meet first, in fact, I wanted to make an appointment on the weekend, but you didn't go to work until today. ”
It is also common for inpatients to seek medical treatment from experts from other places or other hospitals. For example, if a person in a small county town is sick and lives in the local county hospital, he can invite experts from Beijing and Shanghai to operate on him, or he can invite doctors from other places to do consultations, which requires the patient and his family to pay for carriage and horses and other remuneration.
Ding Qi nodded and said, "In that case, I'll contact Director Xin directly." You go through the formalities first, and if there is no problem, Director Xin will inform you. ”
Guan Xiaoyin: "How much does it cost for you to visit the doctor?"
Ding Qi: "I live in this city, and I don't need you to pay for air tickets and hotels." You go and ask Director Xin, what is the standard for such a situation, and do it according to what he said. When he spoke, Ding Qi smiled secretly in his heart, he used to "sit on the stage" in Boci Medical, but now it has been changed to "introduced".
Guan Xiaoyin stood up and said, "I'll go through the formalities, thank you very much Doctor Ding!"
Ding Qi beckoned again: "Don't worry, I still have something to ask you." I don't deny your kindness, but I said from the beginning that people don't need to prove themselves and find self-confidence in this way. ”
Guan Xiaoyin lowered her head and said, "Doctor Ding, I understand that when his illness is cured, I will talk to him well, this is the last time." ”
Ding Qi said noncommittally: "You yourself need to be liberated." ”
Guan Xiaoyin only sat in the psychological clinic for forty minutes, and after she left, Ding Qi called Xin Shuanghong to confirm, and it turned out that Xin Shuanghong was on the second floor, so Ding Qi went upstairs and chatted in person. Xin Shuanghong is also an external expert of Boci Medical, and was introduced by Ding Qi at the beginning, and both of them are students of Liu Feng.
Ding Qi asked, "Senior brother, why did you come up with the idea of suggesting that Guan Xiaoyin come and invite me? I have treated people in Ankang Hospital! You are not afraid of another accident?"
Xin Shuanghong smiled bitterly and said, "Do you still remember what happened to Tian Qi? To be honest, many of us wanted to kill that guy in our hearts, but you scared everyone at that time! This time and that time, these are two different things. Closed the door and talked in private, the patient's situation is actually what the folk say about the collision with Wong Tai Sin, and I also specially called the old man in my hometown to ask ......"
Xin Shuanghong is a doctor of mental health, a psychiatrist, but at the same time an ordinary person. In the Chinese cultural background, there are legends of Wong Tai Sin almost everywhere, and a search on the Internet can reveal a large number of posts, and even many people claim to have seen them with their own eyes.
Although Xin Shuanghong is a psychiatrist, what he said is also a realistic attitude in a sense, and the symptoms of mental traits are often related to the social environment and cultural background of the patient.
Ding Qi: "Senior brother, is this treating me as a wizard in the village?"
Xin Shuanghong asked rhetorically: "Among us senior brothers, if you want to pick out the person who is most like a wizard, who can it be if it is not you?"
Ding Qi said with a smile: "Since Senior Brother has called back to his hometown to ask, then he should also have heard that according to the local method in the past, how to deal with this situation, right? ”
Xin Shuanghong: "I've heard my second uncle talk about a way, if you can't invite a wizard, you can invite the most murderous person and the hardest person in ten miles and eight towns to teach the patient a lesson or simply give a few slaps, and you can drive Wong Tai Sin away." He also said that the person who was taken on by Wong Tai Sin had a place on his body that he was most afraid of being pinched. ”
Ding Qi was quite interested: "Oh, is there a specific case?"
Xin Shuanghong: "My second uncle told me a 'true story' and swore to me that he saw it with his own eyes when he was young! An old lady in their village cleaned up her own firewood stack and collided with Wong Tai Sin. When the old man came home that day, he saw the old lady twisting her waist and talking to him in a demonic manner, she was almost eighty years old, and she could jump onto the pot table with a single rub......
At that time, there were no witches, gods, and immortals in the village, so they called the pig slaughterer in the village. The pig killer was full of meat and fierce, and the dog did not dare to bark when he went to anyone's house, and when he saw the old lady, he grabbed her under the armpit, and spatted at the mouth and scolded.
The old lady softened at that time, and begged for mercy again and again, saying that she didn't dare. When the pig killer let go of his hand, someone next to him helped the old lady to hold her, and the illness was cured, or Wong Tai Sin had already left. ”
Ding Qi: "Sounds weird, why don't you try this method?"
Xin Shuanghong: "Now the pigs are sent to the joint slaughterhouse, first for inspection and quarantine, and then slaughtered on the assembly line, not allowed to be transported directly into the city at all, where else can I go to find the kind of pig killer in the past? Even if I can find it, it is impossible to take it to Ankang Hospital, even if the family invites experts from outside, it must be qualified." ”
Ding Qi: "So you want me to be a pig killer?" I was just downstairs thinking about being a big shaman, but in a blink of an eye, I became a pig killer, and this character collapsed too quickly!
Xin Shuanghong waved her hand: "Let's not talk about fasting, let's talk about something serious." I started with a schizophrenia treatment plan, but it didn't work. Another opinion at the time of the initial consultation was hypothetical identity disorder.
From a professional point of view, if it is a symptom of schizophrenia delusion, it is difficult for the patient to be hypnotized, and hypnosis does not play a big role. But if it's hypothetical identity disorder, urging may be the most effective treatment, and who better than you?"
Ding Qi: "I don't think you need hypnosis, you can try other methods." ”
Xin Shuanghong: "Since the patient's family invited you, you can try it in your own way." ”
Dingzi: "Can I bring two assistants, they don't have psychiatrists?" ”
Xin Shuanghong: "Of course you can, as long as you have qualifications." In this case, you don't have to worry about it, even if it's a safety measure...... By the way, how much do you have to pay for the visit?"
Ding Qi: "I don't know, you just come according to the standard." ”
Xin Shuanghong: "There is no standard for this, there is only an approximate price." This money is neither for the hospital to accept the patient, nor for the hospital to give you, but for the patient and the patient's family to invite you over. For example, if our mentor is not available or he is unwilling, he can't be asked how much he spends, it has to be related!"
Ding Qi shrugged: "I don't understand this, let's watch it from senior brother." ”
Xin Shuanghong: "Then 30,000." Last time, I had a relative who invited a specialist from out of town to perform a surgery, and I was introduced through an acquaintance, and it cost so much in total. ”
Ding Qi: "That's too much! Eight thousand is enough, and it can be cured first, mental illness is not like surgery." ”
Xin Shuanghong: "Don't you know your current fame? Anyone who has come here to look for you, there are almost no people who don't praise you after they go back, and many people can't get time to make an appointment." If you dare to charge so low, and the news spreads, believe it or not, there will be a bunch of people lining up to ask you to 'come out'? I guess I will have to invite you to all parts of the country.
If you think 30,000 is too much, then 20,000, it can't be any lower, I have the final say! You have to make it clear that this is a 'rollout,' and it is a risk. The price of your 'seat' is already the highest in the province, not to mention that this time it is not you who want to go, but the patient's family who has designated you to go, and people don't care about the cost. ”
Ding Qi didn't argue with Xin Shuanghong anymore, just go, if he can cure Sha Langzheng's "disease", the fee should also be charged. But neither Guan Xiaoyin nor Sha Langzheng himself is clear at the moment, if Ding Qi is really cured, what awaits Sha Langzheng next is by no means a good result.
After getting off work that day, Ding Qi returned to Nanlan Community with the wooden box, met Xian Hao and Zhu Shanxian, briefly introduced the experience of meeting Lao Gu in Xuzhou, and took out the contents of the wooden box. In the wooden box is a seal, about five centimeters high, and the side length is almost five centimeters, the material is not gold or jade, it seems to be some kind of bone.
This thing is the animal talisman recorded in the "Fangwai Tuzhi", and the seal button is a strange beast with wings. Turn the seal over, the printing surface is smooth and clean, without any patterns and handwriting. However, with the induction of the Yuan Shen and the urging of mana, you can "see" that many lines and lines appear on the printed surface, and in the continuous change, there are various patterns of birds and beasts.
Xian Hao looked at the beast talisman for a long time, then looked up at Ding Qi and said, "This time you go, it is indeed more appropriate than me to go." ”