Chapter 326: Laughing to the Dead!

"Tell him about our IQ!"

After the commercial break, the first episode of NBC's "The Big Bang Theory" continued, and the face of CBS big man Nancy Durham became more and more solemn, and the weird thing is that occasionally she would shake her head and laugh, such as Leonard just "used his brain" to open the door of the building, and she also suddenly noticed that when the freak nerd "moved", it would get a terrifying hilarious effect, and the audience barely stopped, and the louder and louder laughter seemed to confirm this.

In the bathroom, Penny successfully entrusts Leonard to go to her ex-boyfriend for her to get a TV back. Despite the breakdown of his car, Leonard still agreed, and Sheldon was also unable to watch the third season of "ST: Enterprise" review track version because he was noisy by Howard in 6 languages, plus Leonard gave a treasured "Batman" comic book and agreed to help, what the two didn't expect was that Penny's ex-boyfriend was a burly and muscular macho man, and after he learned of their intentions, he ...... "Hahaha!!" I saw Sheldon, who had a combined IQ of 360, on the TV screen. Leonard walked out of the building with only his underwear down, Sheldon in white briefs and Leonard in floral-patterned shorts, apparently humiliated by the hunk, and their wallets and pants were taken away, leaving only a little money to go home. Evelyn was laughing so hard that she finally knew why they were riding the bus in their panties only! She felt like she had lost more calories laughing tonight than she had in all seasons of "Eight Routines" combined, this wasn't "Friends"! This was the one-of-a-kind "The Big Bang Theory"!

"Haha! These two nerds again. The bus came and the door opened, and the fat driver with a cameo appearance by Zach Galiferianakis appeared again, and when he saw the two of them, his fat face with a beard was full of smiles and his signature joyful laughter, which immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter. This time, the two walked into the car without arguing, but Sheldon closed his mouth tightly, with an expression that was worse than death.

The front camera shows the inside of the car through the windshield, as well as the street views on both sides, all of which were still recorded in the studio, and the parts that appear to be real scenes are only projected using projection technology.

"No guns, not terrorists. When the two got into the car, the fat driver's serious tone made the audience laugh crazy again, and several group performers in the car looked at the two of them. As he started the car, the fat driver said sadly and angrily, "I'm sorry, maybe since 911, everyone has become nervous, thank you so much, bin Laden!"

Even Nancy Durham laughed helplessly, making a joke about sensitive topics like terrorists, 911, and bin Laden, and putting it in the first episode, which was really daring! But this is not the first time that young man has done this, which is itself a classic line from Galifeianakis's "The Hangover", and now it is just a reproduction. Three years have passed since 911, and the atmosphere of remembrance and grief has just passed, and now is the time to be happy, and everyone knows that this is a kind of national self-deprecation, not really thank bin Laden, and look at the effect on the spot.

Nancy Durham sighed again, these lines also played a sarcastic role in Sheldon, Leonard's laughter, first said that the two people wearing only underwear "no GUN" means that they are not men, and then contact the two just now to ask for a TV set but were ransacked by a macho man, and they look even more "nerdy";

NBC Entertainment President Kevin Rayleigh laughed with great satisfaction, knowing that there will definitely be a large number of young people coming for the magic tonight, they are all fans of "The Hangover" and "Juno", and these impressive cameos will arouse more interest and intimacy in "TBBT" and become long-term viewers; What does that matter?18-49!

The CEOs and the TBBT team were right, and at this time, countless young people who loved "The Hangover" were almost laughing to death by the fat man, but immediately they naturally burst into laughter: "Haha!"

"A reminder to you. The street scene on both sides is regressing, and the fat driver is driving the car and says, "Don't sit on the chair on the left side of the third row, I saw someone vomiting on it, a vegetarian, because I didn't find the taste of meat." As soon as he said that someone had vomited in the car, Sheldon was shocked with a "oh DEAR-GOD!" next to the left chair in the third row! He grabbed the handrail and shouted, "Stop, oh boy, oh boy!" The car continued to move forward, Leonard's face was expressionless, and Sheldon's painful "Oh BOY!" gradually faded ...... "Hahaha!" Rachel smiled and opened her mouth wide without any manners, worthy of the title of a certain magazine "New Juilliard Roberts", pointing to the TV screen and slapping the sofa: "Oh BOY! Oh my God!" Natalie shook her fist angrily at the air and made fun of the vegan again! It seems that he is completely unwilling to let her go today! How can it be so funny...... She slapped herself on the cheek and reminded her with a smile, "Hey, you're a vegetarian! Damn fat!" ...... "It's one of my favorite places to trade after hunting for prey, and the ale here is amazing." At the same time, Howard in the apartment is inviting Penny to join the online game world, and many viewers who play online games know that it is "Endless Quest" as soon as they look at the game screen of the laptop on the screen, a witch doctor with a summoning pet wolf. Penny, who was standing, smiled, "Wow, what a cute dog." Howard smiled warmly and said, "Yes, it's been following me since I'm level 34, and its name is Charlie." ”

Haha laughter rang out again, everyone just laughed at Howard's nerdy geek behavior, but Natalie knew that she had just been knocked out again, and her Yorkshire dog was named Charlie!

Leonard and Sheldon returned, and their tragic experience was met with a hug from Penny, but Sheldon was unable to dodge in time, but Leonard was intoxicated: "Our children will be smart and beautiful." Sheldon continued his usual poisonous tongue: "Imagination speaks for itself. The laughter with applause and cheers rang out again. An apologetic Penny decides to invite them to dinner, but when they meet downstairs, Sheldon points out that Penny's car has a lot of safety hazards, but Leonard says, "You can take the bus." "Let him hurry into the car.

"I guess we'll need to explain anything to this girl in the future. After some discussion about what to eat, Sheldon rejected Thai food, which is also "overnourished" like Indian food, Howard proposed to go to a sushi restaurant and karaoke by the way, and felt super good about singing the love song of the Rascal-Flatts: "BABY, don't be smitten by me, BABY......" The first episode ends with laughter and love songs.

"Haha! Howard definitely can't soak Penny, he can't marry a wife!" Jessica sweetly hugged Wang Yang's arm, she also felt that this Jewish character was Natalie, although it was fun and interesting, although the tall Sheldon from Taurus, Texas was the protagonist, but it was a little jealous, and couldn't help but make fun of Howard a few words. Wang Yang shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "Of course he and Penny have no drama, but in fact he will marry a wife in the future, a shy, beautiful, and understanding Catholic girl." Jessica, who was smiling sweetly, was stunned for a moment, and then beat him with laughter: "NO-AY! ARE YOU KIDDING?"

Wang Yang endured her hard beating and shook his head seriously: "No, the crew has already decided, Howard is the first person they married, haha! It's very conflicting and interesting, isn't it?" Seeing that he didn't seem to be a lie, and he definitely did it, then the Jews married Catholic girls, Natalie...... Jessica's eyes full of smiles rolled, don't look away: "What do you want me to say about you! I'm very angry now!" Wang Yang hugged her and smiled comfortingly: E-ON...... DON'T BE MESMERIZED, BABY, ......"

While the NBC channel broadcast commercials and Wang Yang coaxed his wife, viewers who laughed so much that their facial muscles ached took the opportunity to get up and move, go to the bathroom, pour water, and prepare for the upcoming second half. Many young teenagers picked up the phone and mobile phones to notify friends who were not interested in advance or communicated, and a white girl in Chicago was still smiling: "You still have time to watch it now, it's so funny!" A New York geek boy urged his friends to watch: "Don't be wordy! 100% fit us, wow, unbelievable!" ...... "Is it really that good-looking?" "Received a short and clear text message from a friend, "If you don't look at it, you'll be completely behind in school!!" A Los Angeles high school boy picks up a remote control and tunes it from CBS to NBC. "That's a lot of fresh and funny words, nonsense! Don't watch 'Survivor'! There's a cameo from Fantastic Young in the second episode!" a San Francisco high school girl is also urging her best friend to come to school tomorrow to talk about TBBT. However, this concern seemed to be a bit redundant, and countless young people hurriedly said in various places: "The tall man named Sheldon has a cleanliness fetish...... Without further ado, the second episode begins!"

For both new and continuing viewers, the second episode brought even more crazy laughter, and the laughter couldn't stop laughing until the brisk theme song sounded: "Our-hole-universe-as-in-a-hot-dense-state...... It-all-started-ith-the-Big-BANG!”

The second episode still mainly focuses on Penny's new move, and the two important scenes of the comic store and CIT cafeteria are briefly completed in the intersperse, which successfully arouses the audience's interest. In bursts of laughter, a group of characters who are at the peak of maturity collide with each other, revealing their personalities and habits one by one, and contributing novel and delicious laughs. Sheldon and Leonard were asked by Penny to help her carry the furniture upstairs: "Very well, now that we have made an inclined plane, the pulling force is reduced by the sine of the angle of the staircase, and the angle is about 30 degrees, which is about half of it." However, when Sheldon found that Penny's apartment was extremely messy, he had to be meticulous about everything, as if his obsessive-compulsive quirk had attacked, in order to get a good night's sleep, he broke into the house in the middle of the night to tidy up the living room for the sleeping Penny...... "Sheldon, Sheldon?" On the TV screen, Leonard, who noticed the strange noise, got up in the middle of the night and went out of the room to find out, when he took the Luke Skywalker green lightsaber that he had just bought in the comic book store in the morning, he walked into the dimly lit living room with careful and vigilant steps: "Sheldon, anyone?" The audience laughed, and there were super high decibels of laughter inside and outside the play, especially the fans of "Star Wars" at this time, they couldn't stop laughing, the question is how many people haven't watched and don't know "Star Wars"?

There are many geek elements in these two episodes, and the most dazzling ones are undoubtedly "Star Wars" and "Star Trek", it seems that the cameo clip of Fantastic Yang in the trailer also belongs to "S", and of course, "Green Lantern", "Lord of the Rings", "Superman" and other movies and comics are mentioned.

"Haha!" Although this is played by himself and knows every detail, Johnny Gelkecci, CarrΓ© Cuko and other leading actors who are watching still can't stop laughing, and the audience is naturally more exaggerated, and many people even laughed out of tears. This is really funny, Sheldon and Leonard's bass voice is so funny what lines he says, Penny wakes up angry, Leonard's sarcastic sign, Sheldon is forced to come to the door to apologize: "Penny, Penny ......" Dada, Dada, he knocked twice, and the door was opened by Penny, and Sheldon continued to knock on the door: "Penny." ”

His unique way of knocking on the door caused a burst of laughter, and the more he messed up, the more he apologized, the more joyful the apology, but Penny, who later received a sincere apology from Leonard, forgave them, and Leonard got a kiss on the face, so that he was overly intoxicated and slammed into the closed door. As compensation, the scientists offered to help Penny assemble the TV cabinet, but all four of them thought that the Swedish TV cabinet was "unimaginative" and needed a major makeover, but Penny told them not to bother with it three times or twice, and Howard said in her husband's tone, "Wait a minute, sweetheart, the man is working." It made the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahaha!" After the four of them discussed the transformation and assembly plan and went out to prepare the required materials, Penny reluctantly said "Okay, this place looks great" The camera everything, I saw that the TV cabinet of the transformation plan has been done by several people, super luxurious and weird and the surrounding environment layout does not match, the different expressions of the five people made the audience laugh crazy again, when "science" and "geek" left the lines and fell into practice, the effect was amazingly good!

After a busy day, it's time for dinner again, and this time they go to a Chinese restaurant they usually go to, and finally at the end of the second episode, the long-awaited cameo character appears!

The handsome and dashing Wonder Young, Bradley Cooper and Sven's honest Ed Helms are eating and talking at a table, Penny in the play stares at wide eyes in shock, and makes a half-suffocating "babble" The whole person is petrified, and countless female fans also screamed in support, Rachel's face is full of interest: "If you don't act well, you will lose TV!" Natalie laughed and snorted: "Look how you are going to knock me out!" Jessica laughed and shouted: "I want to make a cameo too, I want to make a cameo too!" ...... "Hahahaha!" The reason for the burst of laughter again was not the lines, but Penny's fantasies, after a burst of crazy flashes, the TV screen in a beautiful and gorgeous white evening dress and long dress, the most amazing Penny stood on the red cloth stage at this time, holding a bottle of Oscar trophy in her hand, and laughed wildly exaggeratedly: "Haha, thank you, thank you! Thank you-" The camera cuts back to the Chinese restaurant scene, and Penny is still standing dumbfounded, but her clothes have been changed to the fantasy just now.

However, in the eyes of others, there is no such surreal change, but it is enough to make the audience laugh. And Leonard and Howard are also very nervous, no better than Penny, who is not a little actor, after all, it is Magic Young!" "How should we talk to you?" However, before they could discuss it, Sheldon, who had already been dissatisfied with Wonder Young, walked proudly: "Excuse-Me, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper." Wang Yang and the three looked up, and Sheldon's expression became very serious: "Mr. Wang, I must say that there is a very big problem with your movie. ”

"At the end of "District 9", when the spacecraft started to go home, the sound waves it emitted shattered the entire glass of LA and shook the sea water of Santa Monica, which shows that the sound wave shattered the glass not because of the resonant frequency, but because of the huge energy of the shock wave, but the eardrums of those who watched the excitement did not have anything to do, and they did not even cover their ears......"

A large series of fast lines in Sheldon's educational tone, as well as Wang Yang's dazed and innocent appearance, caused the audience to burst into laughter, Leonard and Howard over there stared at each other nervously and anxiously said silent words, which made the laughter suddenly intensify, after Sheldon finished talking about the sonic question without stopping and breathless, Wang Yang looked at Bradley Cooper suspiciously: "Cute, who is this? Your brother?" Bradley Cooper and Ed Holmes looked at Sheldon who was standing tall and funny, and the handsome Cooper smiled: " Yes, I'm Dr. Bradley Cooper. ”

"I'm Dr. Ed Helms. Ed Holmes also grinned and said that at this time, the crazy and hilarious young audience naturally knew that "Stu" was a dentist in "The Hangover" and even extracted his own teeth. The camera gave Bradley, who raised his hand and smiled, "No kidding, you're just a dentist." Sheldon's eyes at the table turned left and right, and he gradually became angry: "Excuse-Me, gentlemen, I am a Ph.D. in theoretical physics, and the average age of dentists graduated from the United States is 28 years old, and from 1901 to 2003, ......" Before he finished speaking, the three of them couldn't help but laugh "unscrupulously", a nerd, Wang Yang smiled: "Dr. Cooper, have you ever considered that it may be a kind of sonic technology unique to aliens, just to promote glass sales and not kill people." ”

"Ha!" Sheldon Cooper was very disdainful in the audience's laughter, and he continued to argue with him quickly, but Magic Yang's arrogant and venomous answer made Sheldon speechless, and he gradually became a little annoyed and angry, and began to find fault with other movies, and it is not so easy to recover after a hangover, let alone as clear and agile as the protagonists of "The Hangover"!"Have you ever been drunk? Oh my God, he hasn't drunk! Dr. Cooper, science sometimes deceives. Sheldon erupted and quickly indignant, "You shouldn't have let Padmae Amidala play some childish poker with a ridiculous belly!"

On the TV screens of thousands of households, Wang raised his eyebrows, pouted and shrugged: "At least I didn't let her give birth to two." ”

"Hahaha!", "Wowhaha!" The scene at the time of the recording was crazy, laughter and applause set a new record for the highest decibel of the night, in the "Star Wars" series of stories, Natalie Portman's Padmae Amidala gave birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix twins for Anakin Skywalker, that is, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia, while in "Juno" Juno only gave birth to one. The ambiguity of the words and facial expressions of the magical Yang words have multiplied the effect of jokes several times.

The audience laughed like crazy, and the TV audience was no better, "S" and "Juno" fans squirted out directly, and Rachel couldn't help but applaud: "Hahaha!" Seeing that he acted so arrogantly and underwhelmed, there was no need to pay for the TV!"This bastard! I can't believe it!" Natalie, who was knocked out again, felt that she had been beaten all over her body, and she died laughing: "Oh SHIT! How many thousands of viewers are there now!? Jessica laughed hearty, and beat Wang Yang next to him without any force: "You're dead! I'm really angry!" Wang Yang pleaded guilty and hugged his head and laughed...... "Hahaha!" However, more exciting followed, on the TV screen, the three big stars got up to leave, and the three Leonards over there were also coming, Sheldon just finished scolding, "Of course, you are a single-celled animal compared to Anakin-Skywalker!", Wang Yang suddenly raised his palms to volley at him, Sheldon asked urgently in horror and confusion: "What is this?" Wang Yang said mysteriously, "No! this is a Force attack, and I'm choking your neck right now!"

The crazy laughter can't stop, "The Big Bang Theory" certainly won't be a science fiction drama, but Sheldon covered his neck, and his painful and frightened expression seemed to have really been pinched by the magic Young with the Force, and he couldn't stand steadily, Leonard and Howard shouted urgently: "Let go of him, let go of him!"

β€œOK。 Wang Yang and Bradley Cooper showed a "God knows what's going on!" smiles and turned to leave; Sheldon was immediately let go and seemed to almost fall to the ground, Leonard and the others hurriedly supported him and asked anxiously, "Sheldon, are you okay?" Sheldon gasped for air.

The camera burst into laughter again, and Penny who came back to her senses also changed back to her usual clothes, but Wonder Young was missing from the restaurant! Petunia opened her mouth wide in shock and rushed over screaming: "Where's Cooper? Where's Wonder Young!!β€”β€” Leonard looked at her helplessly: "If you say Bradley Cooper, they've just left; Sheldon, who was still being held up, shouted angrily, "Jan Wang is officially ranked seventh on Sheldon Cooper's 'Eternal Enemies List!!"

"Hahaha!" The audience who was already very fond of Sheldon's character couldn't help but be intrigued, the seventh on the list of eternal enemies!?Who are the top six?On the TV screen, Penny, who heard the bad news, rolled her eyes and was about to faint to the ground: "Oh......" Leonard, Howard, and Rush all rushed to support her like a reflex, and Sheldon, who had not yet recovered, fell to the restaurant floor "oh ......".

In a hilarious situation, "The Big Bang Theory" ended the first season, and the two episodes of an hour before and after brought countless joys, making countless viewers endless, excited, and laughing when they think about it. For many fans of the show, this is definitely a sleepless night, thinking that you can watch "The Big Bang Theory" every Thursday night in the future, thinking about the wonderful trailer of the third episode before, the adrenaline is rushing! But thinking about one episode a week is inevitably depressing, and what worries a lot of geeks is that this series is indeed much more fun than "Freaks and Nerds", but ...... What should I do if I get cut in half if the ratings are not good?!

There is no reason why the ratings are not good! Magic Young was not immodest before, he just said the truth, "It can laugh to death!", and with "The Big Bang Theory", if you are not modest, you are not modest! The ratings are absolutely high! This is the consensus reached by the three people in Evelyn's dormitory, and it is also the idea that many people agree on.

Thinking of the situation that CBS is going to face, Nancy Durham's face is dark, is it possible for "TBBT" to lose the ratings at the start? The quality of this show is very, very high, and the super popular "Hangover" trio was invited to make a cameo, of course, it was easy for Wang Yang, who had dug them out, and the young man personally went into battle to leave the first wave of viewers for the ratings...... NBC has spared no effort to promote it beforehand, and this show is really ...... "I only need 18 million people and 9 points in the 18-49 rating......!" Kevin Rayleigh prayed silently, the corners of his mouth curled up as if he was snickering.

"Do you sleep?" After watching "The Big Bang Theory" and watching CBS's "CSI", the time is already ten o'clock, and it's time to go to bed! Jessica is just like the style of the past few days, reflexively clinging to the back of the sofa with both hands, Wang Yang raised his palms to her, and said viciously: "If you don't obey again, I'm going to hit you with the Force!" Jessica swore to death: "You'd better use kung fu!" Wang Yang scratched his head helplessly, looked at Danny wandering next to him, and drank with both palms to it: "If you are disobedient again, I will hit Danny with the Force!"

Danny tilted his ear in confusion, what?

(To be continued)