Chapter 325: KO!
"What's the difference?", "HERE-E-GO. ”
"In the winter, this location is closer to the heater so it is warmer, but not too close to cause sweating, and in the summer, the wind blowing in through the window directly crosses here, which is the window here and there, and when watching TV, the angle is just right, not too square, which affects talking to others, and it is not too oblique, which causes a sore neck. I could go on, but I think you already know what I mean. ”
Bursts of laughter kept ringing from the TV and the living room, while Sheldon and Leonard were arguing, Penny sat down on the sofa to start lunch, who knew that she actually occupied Sheldon's special seat, a special seat?
So the body language that made the audience laugh appeared, Sheldon dodged and dodged, uncomfortably looking for a place to "sit down casually", walked around the living room and finally came to Penny, a close-up of the screen was given to Penny who was stunned, Sheldon suddenly said loudly and viciously: "I want my special seat!!" Haha In the laughter, Penny closed her eyes and hurriedly popped away, Sheldon quickly sat down and leaned back, showing a comfortable, stable and satisfied expression.
In this way, another habit of Sheldon was shaken out, and like Rachel, who has had the experience of indulging in dramas and can't extricate himself, or is now a fan of the show, and countless viewers who watch TV every day, while laughing, they also have a sense of intimacy, everyone has habits and loves, watching TV at home naturally likes to sit in a certain chair or sofa somewhere, who doesn't have a "special seat"?
The audience continued to laugh non-stop, Sheldon continued to tear down the stage and mess up, arrogant and mean words also made Leonard constantly make a fool of himself, people who were used to watching sitcoms around friends and family, and were used to listening to ordinary daily life dialogue jokes, and now the joy brought by "TBBT" is really fresh.
"Kuslapari and Volowice come a lot, and on Tuesday nights we played 'Klingon Scrabble' until 1 a.m. "Yes, we can learn that you have mass cultural delusions, that is, that your apparent position at birth relative to the Sun in any determined sign may determine your personality." When Penny introduces her as a Sagittarius, Sheldon once again delivers a full-blown blow that is better than mockery, and Penny is stunned: "Oh...... That's cool, but what are you talking about?"
The recording scene of this paragraph broke out not only with laughter, but also with applause and cheers, and at this time, almost all constellation lovers couldn't help laughing, mass cultural delusions!
"Hahaha! This guy is crazy......" Natalie laughed so hard that she was about to roll off the sofa, as if she had just heard Wang Yang say it herself, "I want to know what zodiac sign Juno is?", "Pisces, it's Pisces!" After getting acquainted, the guy showed a real perfunctory attitude towards the constellation, but he is an Aquarius man, in addition to needing a woman who loves him deeply and embraces everything, he also needs a "psychiatrist", unfortunately she is the psychiatrist, but it seems that it is just right, their relationship is Aquarius +The quintessential combination of Gemini, the unusually close good brother between friendship and love, is so cool! This Sheldon, with his personality traits, should be a Virgo.
"What zodiac sign is Sheldon?" Jessica asked with interest, although Catholicism does not believe in constellations, but it does not hinder the girl's enthusiasm for gossip. Wang Yang shrugged his shoulders in reply: "Taurus." Jessica seemed to suddenly remember something: "According to the constellation, I am also a Taurus!" Wang Yang laughed: "That's why Sheldon said this, the constellation is sometimes very accurate, sometimes fart, maybe it's psychological suggestion, maybe the comment is generic, maybe luck, maybe it's true, I don't know." Jessica, who was also watching it for the first time, asked in surprise: "He can't be a Catholic, right?" Wang Yang shook his head and said, "No, he is a religious." ...... "I'm a vegetarian, but I eat fish and occasionally a steak...... I love steak so much!" Penny continued to introduce herself, and the laughter of the audience continued, but Natalie suddenly gritted her teeth and became a little angry! No wonder that guy sent a text message today, informing her that she must watch it, "Prison Break" has not been broadcast until the second season, so is this a provocation now! It is said that the hopeless guy likes steak the most.
Penny is a waitress at a cheesecake shop and is still writing a script about moving from Omaha, Nebraska to Los Angeles and doing well until she falls in love with a jerk...... "There are paradoxes everywhere in nature, such as light, according to Huygens's theory that light is a wave, and the double-slit experiment proved this idea, but then Einstein discovered that light was also particle." Leonard's lame physics argument to comfort Penny caused another burst of laughter, and then because the shower in the new apartment was broken, Penny wanted to borrow their bathroom to take a bath, who knew that it caused a series of rules and regulations from Sheldon, and the mediation of the middleman Leonard, and after the jokes, Penny was borrowed.
"Look at this first!", "It's too strong, it's unbelievable!" There was a knock on the apartment door, and Howard Wolowitz, a Jewish space engineer, and Rajesh Kusrapari, an Indian astronomer, appeared, and their outfits immediately stood out, Howard had a bowl-shaped haircut, a red dress similar to the flamboyant style of the 60s, and a pair of black leggings, which were very coquettish, and Raj was a more rustic purple jacket and sweater.
The audience's eyes lit up, and their interest was once again shocked, what kind of characters will these two weirdos be? What are the sample things? Many fans of "Friends" feel that they are like Joey Chandler, will this be the new popular group?
As soon as the two entered the door, they were anxious to play the disc in their hands, Leonard just blindly asked them to leave, and Howard introduced the good things of the disc with his fingers shaking his lips: "In 1974, Stephen Hawking's speech at MIT, he was not such a creepy computer voice at that time. He imitated the stiff and weird computer sound vividly, and the audience laughed when he developed a sense of superiority over Stephen Hawking, and many theoretical physics students and Hawking admirers laughed and cursed: "It's not funny!", "It's overdone!...... When he heard that there was a lady in the house, Howard, who was casual and obscene, immediately bounced up from the sofa and immediately put on a posture of a cool gentleman, and his words and deeds were full of joy. I have to say that Simon Hullberg, who was born in an acting family and is only 24 years old, has very mature acting skills, and has brought to life Howard, who is lustful and narcissistic and feels that he is a "love saint", of course, this is also due to Herberg's own temperament: "You drove us away because you wanted to have sex with her?"
"Haha!" Natalie laughed again, the word Coitus is really good, she likes these and fart vulgar jokes, and the opposite direction of the character formed by the upbringing of following the rules since childhood. It's just that the more she looks at this Jew Howard Wallowitz, the more she feels that this is a joke and a knockout that Wang Yang used the series to her.
"I didn't want to have sex with her. Leonard was helpless, and Howard perked up: "That means she's a gotten partner for copulation?" Leonard raised his voice angrily: "Can we stop the word 'copulation' anymore?" Sheldon on the side suddenly interjected in an educational tone: "Strictly speaking, it is a dirty, troublesome and unhygienic way of human reproduction. At this time, Penny, who was wrapped in a bath towel, walked out while talking about the shower, and found Howard and the two, she smiled generously: "Oh hi, I'm sorry, HELLO~~!"
"Glamorous lady!" in the close-up, the smiling Howard is crossed for half a second, and suddenly greets himself with a charming voice, and the funny tone and action are hilarious. Leaning against a pillar in the apartment hall with one hand and a trouser pocket in the other, he introduced himself to Penny: "I'm Howard Wolwitz, from the Department of Applied Physics at the California Institute of Technology, and you may be familiar with some of my work, which is orbiting Jupiter's largest moon, taking high-resolution digital photographs." His candy-begging expression provoked another burst of laughter.
"Penny, I work at a cheesecake shop. Penny smiled and nodded, and introduced herself. Leonard walked to the bathroom rather speechlessly, "I'll take you to get that shower head." JUST AS PENNY TURNED TO LEAVE, HOWARD SUDDENLY SHOUTED, "BONNE-DOUCHE!" PENNY FROWNED, AND LOOKED BACK IN ASTONISHMENT WITH ANGER: "EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Howard, who had successfully attracted attention, quickly explained: "This is the French word for 'take a good bath', and it is a beautiful sentiment, which I can say in six languages." ”
However, for Natalie, the joke effect was more than 10,000 times, and she squirted out and couldn't help but laugh wildly, this time she was really knocked out!
In French, BONNE is like GOOD, such as Bonne-après-midi (good afternoon), Bonne-soirée (good evening), Bonne-nuit (good night), etc., BONNE has the meaning of shower, so BONNE-DUCE can be "take a good bath", but in English, BONNE often expresses it in another meaning, maid, maid, and DOUCHE is not a good word, it has a heavier flushThe meaning of "douche-bag" and "douche-bag" originally referred to the bag containing the douche-bag, which evolved into a slang term used to insult women, and then to the ability to scold anyone, meaning dirty, stupid, and nasty, no different from an asshole.
So Penny's ears sounded like "BONNE-DOUCHE" was really not very good, and enjoying a douche or maid style irrigation was not at all "sentimental". Such a vulgar sentence makes girls naturally angry when they hear it, which also reveals how poor Howard's pickle girl level and 6 language skills are, and his disgusting and obscene personality who often just feels good about himself and doesn't know what he says.
On the "......" TV screen, Penny opened her mouth and pursed her lips expressionlessly, nodding her head controllably. Leonard was a little angry and didn't want to know them, so he turned around and sarcastically said, "Let's stay on your blog, Howard!" The two walked a few steps, and Howard behind him shouted in Chinese unwillingly: "Take a good bath!" The eunuch-like scream, I don't know if the audience at the time of the recording understood it, but almost everyone laughed.
Hahaha-"KO! That guy is so hateful! Natalie laughed so hard that she collapsed on the sofa and couldn't stop, is her level of 6 languages so bad? Although the level of "pickle girl" is really poor, although she likes, pee, and fart! She was tricked by "girl" again! In front of at least 20 million viewers in the United States, how could he be like that! Natalie's voice trembled and laughed: "Take a pain, take a quick shower~~!BONNE-DOUCHE......"
On the day the filming of "Juno" was launched, that is, on the day she asked "What do you think about marriage?" and her answer was German: "Narr!" Wang Yang also had a childish laugh: "Narr......? And maybe German, Narr? So, nerd. She was also laughing happily: "I know what 'nerd' means now, I have been learning Chinese systematically for a long time!" and then said in German, English, and Chinese: "Narr, fool, stupid!"
The young face that couldn't help but laugh and pretended to grit his teeth was so clear, and the sworn laughter: "OK, I was tricked by you, ma'am, you give me care, I'll get it back!"
"Obviously you have plenty of time, but don't let me double strike. Natalie laughed and muttered what she had said, and shook her head helplessly, and then she really hit him to a very high number once, but she had never played such a large hand! Natalie picked up her phone and sent him a text message while keeping an eye on the hilarious TV screen: "NICE!NARR!" and quickly replied: "THANK, NATA!"
Not only Natalie Portman is hilarious, Rachel, who was once teased for "speaking Chinese messily", is also laughing, and the audience who understands and doesn't understand has their own reasons for being happy, and countless people subconsciously imitate Howard's words: "Take a show, have fun, take a bath~!" Jessica laughed crisply after reading it, and raised her chin full of energy: "Baby, I'm much more standard!" Looking at her cute appearance, Wang Yang couldn't help but hug her and kiss her, and asked with a smile: "Of course you are a genius!" Do you have an IQ of 187?" Jessica raised her eyebrows, imitating Sheldon's tone and language style, and said proudly: "187? Can I understand that this is a joke you tell?" She raised her open left palm: "When I was 5 years old...... Wang Yang looked helpless and couldn't stand the old woman's verbosity, and shrugged his shoulders: "HERE-E-GO." Excuse-Me, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper....... After Howard completed his gorgeous debut, the NBC channel on the TV screen entered the advertising time, although "The Big Bang Theory" has not yet proved itself to advertisers, and it can't sell the usual price of $500,000 per 30-second ad for "Friends", but with the magic of the pitch and the time slot ratings, it still sold an expensive 300,000 each, and NBC also left a place for the next episode of "TBBT", which aired two consecutive episodes of "TBBT" tonight.
However, let NBC be so willing to spend money, the second episode is naturally very interesting, this wonderful trailer made many viewers and fans who saw it for the first time excited, and the trio of Magic Yang and "The Hangover" were all there! I saw Sheldon and his party meet Magic Yang and others in the Chinese restaurant, and Sheldon, who came forward to talk to him, had a very serious expression: "Mr. Wang, I must say that there is a very big problem with your movie." Wang Yang, Bradley Cooper and Ed Holmes were all stunned, Wang Yang's face was full of confusion and confusion, and his innocent eyes were hilarious.
"I'm Dr. Bradley Cooper. The camera was everything, the handsome and dashing Bradley Cooper said, and Ed Helms, who was sitting across the table, also grinned and said, "I'm Dr. Ed Helms." Bradley raised his hand and smiled, "No kidding, you're just a dentist." The screen flashes quickly with footage from the rest of the episode, Sheldon Angry, the comic shop, the CIT cafeteria, ...... Finally, he suddenly stopped at the puzzled Wang Yang, he looked at Bradley Cooper: "Your brother?" The audience laughed and narrated and said: "The-Big-Bang-Theory, tonight, must watch NBC!" Sheldon Cooper said indignantly: "You shouldn't let Padme Amidala play some childish poker with a ridiculous belly." ”
"Hahaha...... They've beaten me to a negative number, and they won't let me go!Douche-Bag!" Natalie laughed and rolled off the couch and kicked into the TV screen, bastard!
(To be continued)