"What did Guo Dalu say?

Seeing that his apprentice's face was wrong, Qi Derui was also a little apprehensive, and after clicking on the mobile phone video, what Guo Dalu said at the press conference suddenly sounded in the backstage of the performance: "That cross talk actor named Qi Derui, yes, I'm talking about him, I'm here to name him! What are you......?"

Zidre has sharp beak monkey gills, protruding eyes, and a bare head, and his shape is extremely peculiar, which makes people feel that this person has alien blood at a glance.

With this honor, you don't need makeup at all to act in a burlesque, and when you stand on the stage by yourself, you are full of drama, which is simply a natural harlequin seedling.

It is said that his old mother didn't cry when she gave birth to him, but when she saw the appearance of the child she gave birth to, she couldn't help crying - this is also too ugly!

With his appearance, as long as he has a little skill, he can be qualified to perform this bowl of rice, and the facts have also proved that after trying a lot of work, this person finally entered the Quyi Academy class with his excellent appearance, and finally had to worship the famous cross talk master Pang Yunshan and became Pang Yunshan's closed disciple.

But Qi Derui looks weird, and his talent for cross talk is also weird, you ask him to say some meat jokes, picking up ashes and stealing men, he says more wonderful than anyone else, but once he talks about serious jokes, then he will sit on wax, and he can't make it out, like squatting in a pit and being constipated, and the green tendons are about to explode, but he can't pull out shit.

After Pang Yunshan taught him for a few years, he finally wondered: "Although my door is not full of vermilions, I can still handle it." But when it came to you, the style suddenly dropped a lot. You kid seems to be born to engage in obscene jokes, if this is in the old society, you may be able to mix the wind and water, but now the audience with the improvement of the cultural level, the audience of this meat joke and yellow talk is also less, and you can't get on the elegant hall at all, you will have no food and clothing in the future, but life is worrying!"

Pang Yunshan saw people very accurately, and really let him tell him, after his death, Qi Derui, a closed disciple, really didn't have much interest, and he couldn't even enter the art troupe, so he could only live a small life in a small theater.

Pang Yunshan is the master of the cross talk industry back then, he has accepted hundreds of apprentices in his life, and there are more than a dozen who have become famous, and now the peach and plum are all over the world, and the descendants of the Pang family almost account for a small half of the cross talk world。

The performance of the art troupe must be popular and not vulgar, and it is very different from the opening of the small theater, which makes Qi Derui, who is used to saying that small sections of dog blood are not used, so he plays extremely poorly in the art troupe.

Seeing that his senior brothers, and even his nephews were better than him, Qi Derui was also secretly anxious. Some people find that they are inferior to others, they will work hard to improve themselves, and strive to catch up with people who are higher than themselves, but some people are not, this kind of person is better than others, and when he sees someone who is hotter than himself, the first thing that arises from him is jealousy:

Why can't I be so angry if you're so hot?

Why do I have to eat bran vegetables when you eat fragrant and spicy food?

Why do you live in a wealthy compound, why can't I even afford a house?

As soon as these "why" came out in my heart, it was not pleasing to the eye when I saw anything, especially when I saw the mess of who was popular in the entertainment industry, this kind of person could not sleep in the middle of the night, and Zidrui happened to be this kind of person.

He is greedy for money, and some time ago he heard Tianxi Company say that he watched a movie lottery, and he immediately moved his mind, not only went to the cinema to watch a movie by himself, but even the movie tickets of the actors in the troupe were collected by him, and then took these ticket stubs to register online, just hoping to draw a golden arhat, so that he could make a windfall.

Later, when Guo Dalu was lucky draw at the party, he was also watching the live broadcast, and when he saw that the first gold award drawn by Guo Dalu turned out to be Guo Dalu himself, Qi Derui was immediately angry!

There must be something wrong with this lottery!

Usually buy lottery tickets and be pitted, gambling is pitted, then you can endure it, and now a film and television company's lottery has come to pit him, how can this be endured?

When their art troupe draws the lottery for employees at the end of the year, in fact, there are also cats in it, and the people who win the lottery are either old employees or leaders and cronies.

This time, looking at the lottery situation held by Guo Dalu, I dare to conclude from experience that there must be something wrong with this lottery activity of Tianxi Film and Television!

There were also several friends in the Kyoto entertainment industry who drank and watched the live broadcast with him that day, and several of them felt that Tianxi Film and Television was too special to bully people, and they all felt uncomfortable when they saw Guo Dalu being so popular.

One of them, Xie Mingliang, was angry when he saw this, and proposed to everyone to "engage in Guo Dalu".

Xie Mingliang is a person in charge of the film and television company under the jurisdiction of the Hurricane Group, and he has a great ability in the entertainment industry, and Qi Derui's group of drinking friends are all centered on him, and now when he says this, he immediately responds in unison, and the next day he attacks Guo Dalu on the lottery by their respective division of labor, Qi Derui is eager to make meritorious contributions, and he wants to show himself in front of Xie Mingliang, and Xie Mingliang's instructions are secretly in the open, so his head is hot, and he began to use his real name Guo Dalu to cooperate with Tianxi Film and Television to carry out lottery fraud.

In his heart, no matter how powerful Guo Dalu is, no matter how famous he is, no matter how rich he is, compared with the "powerful person" Xie Mingliang, it is simply incomparable, and he naturally has to hug Xie Mingliang's thigh, plus he really thinks that Guo Dalu's lottery this time is problematic, and he is arrogant and instructed, and he is so excited that he can't wait to play boxing with Guo Dalu in person.

Guo Dalu is notorious, and when Qi Derui decided to report with his real name, he thought that Guo Dalu would definitely fight back, but he is a person in the system, as long as he does not break the law, Guo Dalu will not be able to do anything to him, at most he will just say a few words in the media.

Moreover, artists in the entertainment industry have always paid attention to their image, and Guo Dalu is an international star, so he must pay attention to his image, at most he will not say a few words without being salty, and it is impossible to say foul language.

Besides, I am a cross talker, and I practice kung fu, and I am afraid that Guo Dalu will scold people?

With his own lip service, if he really starts a cannon, Guo Dalu is a fart!

After having such an idea, after reporting Guo Dalu, Qi Derui wished that Guo Dalu would spray him, and when the time came, he would take the opportunity to rub Guo Dalu's popularity, and he could improve his popularity, wouldn't it be beautiful?

He waited for Guo Dalu for three days in a row, but he only saw netizens attacking him on the Internet, but he didn't see Guo Dalu say anything, and he was a little disappointed at the moment, thinking that Guo Dalu was admitting it, and felt that Guo Dalu was a little unworthy of the name, and he couldn't afford the nickname "Guo Cannon" at all.

But after seeing the video on his phone today, Qi Derui knew what kind of person Guo Dalu was.

Guo Dalu's voice in the mobile phone video continued to sound, "A person like Qi Derui who eats and waits for death is really a great misfortune in the cross talk industry, a cancer in the entertainment industry, and a sad ...... in the entertainment industry."

Zidrui couldn't listen anymore, and his angry chest was about to explode, "This...... I...... I'm going to sue him, I'm going to sue him, I'm going to accuse him, I'm going to accuse him, I'm going to sue him, I'm going to sue ......him

Apprentice Liu Baohua said softly: "Master, don't tell me. ”

Qi Derui was furious, "How can no one answer? Justice is at ease in the hearts of the people, he scolded me in public like this, the evidence is conclusive, why can't he sue?"

"Because he's a legend in the legal profession!"