"Why is he a gold medal lawyer? No matter how powerful he is, he has to teach the law!"

Zidre said loudly backstage: "I can't sue him for naming and humiliating me in front of such a multimedia?"

His apprentice Liu Baohua said softly: "How can you sue? Even if you win the lawsuit, then at most you will apologize, it's a big deal to pay a few thousand yuan, and even the litigation fees are not enough, which lawyer will take your case?"

"Then let him scold like that?"

Qi Derui's old face flushed, "No, I have to scold back!" He is not only talking about me now, but also piggybacking on the entire cross talk world, don't be stunned, help me scold together!"

Liu Baohua said: "Teacher, I'm going to perform on stage in a while, and I'll help you scold Guo Dalu when I get back!"

coincided with the front desk hosting the newspaper, Liu Baohua was amnesty, and ran to the front desk to perform the show.

If it weren't necessary, he wouldn't be stupid enough to scold Guo Dalu with Master.

The condolence activity of the art troupe to which they belong is called "Ten Thousand Miles of Cultural Service", which will travel to many small cities across the country, asking to bring warmth to grassroots employees all over the country.

Since ancient times, farmers have been wronged, and it is still the case today, medical insurance can't keep up, no one cares about education safety, and even entertainment and condolences don't have your share, who calls you a farmer.

Guo Dalu has always thought that he is a farmer, and he is also a part-time pig killing farmer, in addition to him, do you see how many guys who are well mixed now still admit that they are farmers?

Even if it is some big-name celebrities who say "he is the son of a farmer" outside, you open his household registration to see if he is a farmer?

Anyone can shout slogans, anyone can make appearances, and the country of sticks even claims that even the universe was invented by them!

Now in the national conditions of Huaxia, even the peasants themselves do not want to stay in the countryside, they all hope that their children can study hard, stay in the city after graduation and live a good life, bid farewell to the hard and heavy work of their ancestors facing the loess and facing the sky, and become a "city person".

Liu Baohua was born as a farmer, because it had nothing to do with it, he couldn't go up after being admitted to the art troupe, and he was introduced by someone to pinch his nose and worship Qi Derui as a teacher, which gave him more opportunities to show up. This person still has the simplicity of a farmer's son, and he is also very unaccustomed to some of his teacher's behaviors, but he can't see through it without saying it, this is the right way to be a man, and Zidrui is his teacher, so it's not easy to say anything. If he was like Guo Dalu's character who would say whatever he saw, I am afraid that he would have been pinched to death a long time ago.

Liu Baohua was deeply dissatisfied with Qi Derui's lawsuit against Guo Dalu, but it was not good to oppose it openly, seeing that he asked him to help scold Guo Dalu, he was naturally grateful for not being sensitive, and he delayed if he could, just in time for the host to report the curtain, and ran out after a while.

Liu Baohua didn't want to scold, but the other brothers couldn't help it, Qi Derui's skills were not good, but his seniority in the cross talk world was high, and the senior brothers were all influential old men, and they could be said to have a wide range of connections, so he accepted several apprentices who came here or had ulterior motives.

Now seeing Guo Dalu bombarding his teacher, and mocking the entire cross talk world, how can these people endure it, naturally they rolled up their arms and sleeves and started to fight Guo Dalu.

After Liu Baohua finished performing from the front desk, he found that his brothers and sisters were holding their mobile phones and posting comments on the Internet.

"Come on, come on, you came just in time, you can also help me scold a few words! Among these people, you are a little better at writing, help me scold the surname Guo!"

Seeing Liu Baohua return to the backstage, Qi Derui raised his head and ordered: "It's about the reputation of the cross talk industry, everyone contributes!"

Liu Baohua couldn't, so he had to go online and scold Guo Dalu a few words.

Their art troupe's national cultural activities in the countryside, expected to be performed for three months, language programs are an extremely important part of it, most ordinary workers or small local leaders can not understand dance and bel canto singing, but cross talk sketches are suitable for all ages, can be understood, the most able to mobilize the atmosphere of the audience, so it has won the attention of the leaders of the troupe.

After Guo Dalu bombarded the cross talk world, at first Qi Derui didn't feel anything other than being angry, but after a few days, he gradually discovered that something was wrong, as soon as he came on stage, the audience looked at him with such a good and funny look of disdain.

As soon as he stepped on stage that day, he heard whispers from the audience, and many people pointed at him.

"This is the cross talk actor that Guo Ye scolded, right?

"Qi Derui, didn't you hear the newspaper? Listen well, see how this buddy who scolded Guo Ye is acting?"

"Why does this guy look like a thief with eyebrows and rat eyes?

"You're judging people by their appearance! It's too shallow for you, of course, this guy does look a little bit of a way to affect the city......"

The workers and masters are not small, and they don't know any theater rules, they can say whatever they want, they don't care about the feelings of the actors on stage at all, and they feel very fresh when they see Zidrei.

During this time, some people in the system in the cross talk industry have spoken to condemn Guo Dalu, and now there is a lot of uproar, and Qi Derui, who was bombarded by Guo Dalu, was also turned out by curious netizens, which made many people reacquaint themselves with him, and Qi Derui's plan to rub Guo Dalu's halo was initially successful.

But it's not a good reputation.

This time on stage, hearing the audience talk about himself like this, Qi Derui's face was extremely ugly, but no matter how uncomfortable the actor was on stage, the show had to continue, and the cross talk actor who was with him pursed his lips and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and his face was red.

"Well, I came here today and met my father...... folks."

As soon as he opened his mouth on stage, before he said a few words, the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter, applauding continuously, and applauding a few times, which became a great contrast with laughter.

Zidrui and his partner looked at each other a few times, both a little embarrassed, after years of stage career, the two can naturally distinguish what is really applauded and what is applauded.

Now the audience in this audience is obviously applauding, and many people are teasing.

Qi Derui only applauded these people, and said on the stage with his own heart: "Thank you for your enthusiastic applause, I didn't expect the enthusiasm of the workers and friends here to be really flattering." ”

His partner Chen Zhizhong hurriedly picked up the conversation, "Yes, flattered!"

Qi Derui said: "Teacher Chen, do you like to drink?"

Chen Zhizhong said: "Drink a few drinks once in a while!"

Qi Derui said: "I have a few bottles ......of wine at home, I invite you to taste it!"

Before he could finish his sentence, he heard an audience member shouting: "Drunk! This paragraph is called "Drunk", and it's still the same old way! Let's change it to a new paragraph, it's been more than ten years, and it hasn't changed at all!"

Zidre almost fell to the ground, and even his own joke name was called out, how can he play it down?

This "Drunk" is his masterpiece, it was this work that was originally performed in the Spring Festival Gala, and now it seems that it has been turned out by netizens, and many people are curious to watch it, which is troublesome.

Comedy works, especially cross talk, are most afraid of being known in advance, otherwise, whether it is shaking the burden or smashing it, the effect will be much worse.

If the actors who are experienced on stage and respond quickly on the scene can continue by smashing the jokes, and some people can't react, it will be embarrassing, and they can only perform according to the previous rehearsals.

Neither Zidre nor his partner are good people who can handle live performance accidents, and when they saw this situation, they both looked at each other and had to bite the bullet.

This joke is a work that they have been polishing for several years, whether it is the timing of the laughter or shaking the burden, it is very appropriate, which will definitely be very interesting if the audience has not heard it before.

But now that the audience has watched it on the Internet, this is a bit unsatisfactory, the two of them have said half of a joke, and there is no laugh in the audience, and there are a few bad people in the audience who hold their mobile phones to open the video of Qi Derui on the previous Spring Festival evening, and they can't help but make a fuss, "Hey, hey, it's been more than ten years, and I haven't even changed a line!"

"Guo Ye is right, this Qi Derui is really a waste, give him a joke, he can really say it for a lifetime!"

"Cross talk is really no innovation, the joke ten years ago is still saying now, and even the punctuation has not changed!"

"Don't make a fuss, people are still performing, a little polite, okay?"

"Cut, this kind of corpse vegetarian guy, why should he be polite?"

Qi Derui and Chen Zhizhong heard the commotion in the audience, and their state became worse and worse, and the joke that they had been talking about for more than ten years was also stumbling at this time, and when they bent down and left the stage amid boos, the sweat was even soaked with their coats.