Dad and girl's conversation

Daddy: Whatisyourfavoritecolor?

Little Bee: Pink (Pink)

Daddy: Whatisyourfavoriteanimal?

Little bee: Pig. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info (Pig)

Dad: Why?

Little Bee: Bacon. The girl is a carnivore, especially likes to eat all kinds of meat, fish, shrimp and other meat dishes, especially loves bacon

Dad: Doyouknowbaconismadefromapig?

Little Bee: Yes.

The girl who dares to love understands everything.

If Americans burp or something, they will just say Excuseme! When the girl saw that we often said it, she wanted to learn to say it. There was a time when she had to stand in a chair every time she was eating, and she stretched her neck desperately and hard, her eyes wide and her mouth wide open, and she made a gurgling sound, like a turkey strangled by her neck. Then she smiled and said to us in the audience, "Excuseme!" Sometimes the eldest lady's friends have dinner at our house, and she even performs for her sister's friends. So during that time, our family had a good show every time we had a meal! Unfortunately, as soon as the girl saw my mother taking pictures with my mobile phone, she stopped.

The girl saw that her mother was good at taking pictures with her mobile phone, and she often stole her mother's mobile phone to take pictures. She especially loves our cat, she takes pictures of the cat when she has nothing to do, and then lets the cat look at the photo and say Cali, lookatyou! (Cat, look at you). Don't say it, the cat really looks down at the photo.

The girl loves her mother very much, and she is her mother's follower. Say to your mother many times a day: Mom, I love you. After saying that, I also urged my mother to say, Mom loves you too (Momlovesyoutoo). And then she repeated, Mom, Iloveyouthree, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. (Mom, I love you 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12) that means she loves Mom more.

The girl ate the grapes, and as she ate, she put a half-eaten grape on her nose

The little bees played in the yard, and the tadpoles went to school

Little Bee is now 3 years old and more than 2 months old, and he feels a lot more sensible, and his language has improved a lot, of course, he is still mischievous as always.

Some time ago, I was training her to sit on the potty, and the girl did a lot of thunderous things. For example, she thinks she can go without diapers during the day. There was a time when she and Tadpole were sitting on the sofa (Familyroom) watching TV, not the living room. Mom and Dad were talking next to them. After a while, the two of them went to the tadpole room to play. Then my mother found that the sofa was covered with a small blanket. Hmmm? No! I stepped forward to open the blanket and saw that the sofa was wet! I asked loudly: Who was urinating on the sofa? The tadpole father said with a serious face on the side, it's not me! The little bee ran over and said seriously: It\'sme. Ipeedonthecouchagain! Sorry. (It's me.) I'm peeing on the sofa again, I'm sorry) Dad couldn't help but laugh and said, your words have improved, but your potty training has to continue to improve. Referring to her ability to use the word "again".

There was a time when the little bee had to wipe its butt after pooping in the potty. Mom told her to use toilet paper in the bathroom. One day the tadpole ate the fruit and went to smoke a napkin on the counter (downstairs bar), and suddenly the tadpole shouted: Mom, what is this? Is it poop? It smells bad and dies! I quickly ran forward, oh my God, there are yellow stools on several napkins! We couldn't laugh or cry, so we had to emphasize again that we can't use napkins, and we must wipe our butts with toilet paper in the bathroom. Don't even put the used napkins back!!

Sometimes my mother was busy cooking, and the girl came to the kitchen with the bedpan in her hand, and she was very proud to show her mother her freshly baked poop! I have to faint every time! And when she went to the bathroom to wash her hands, she urinated in the sink by the way, and what was even more annoying was that she washed her mother's mobile phone by the way, fortunately I found it in time, otherwise the mobile phone would be scrapped again.

Of course, the girl also has cute times, every time she finishes on the toilet in the bathroom, she waves goodbye while flushing the toilet, and says seriously: Bye, Poo, byePee (goodbye, and pee). Sometimes the cat is on the side, and the girl will affectionately say to the cat: Cali, come and see my.

On her 3rd birthday, the girl took her to the pediatrician for a routine check-up, and the nurse gave me a small bottle and asked me to take her to the health clinic for a urine test. After receiving the pee, the girl asked her mother: CanIsmellit? I handed it to her, and she put it in front of her nose and sniffed it hard and said, "En, itsmellsgood."

Tadpoles wait for the school bus in the morning

The tadpoles grimaced, and the little bees were watching TV

The poor cat was tossed by them, and the 2 villains said happily: We are a family with the cat. Take a picture of our family, Mom

Before Christmas, my husband took a few days off, the eldest lady and tadpole both went to school, and we took the little bee to shop. Lunch at RedLobster at noon with a large fish tank next to the front desk with live lobsters. I went to the bathroom next door, and when I came back, my dad told me about the conversation between Little Bee and him.

The girl looked at the lobster and said, "Look, monster. (Look, youkai).

Daddy smiled and said: No.Theyarelobsters. (No, they're lobsters).

The girl said, "Oh." CanIgoinside? Iwanttoplaywiththem. (Can I go in? I want to play with them) means she wants to go into the fish tank

Dad smiled and said: No.Theywillbiteyou. (No, they'll bite you.) ）

The girl was a little scared and asked her father: Theywillbitmyfingers? (Will they bite my finger?)

Dad nodded: Yes. (Yes)

Seeing me come out, my husband said to me: I'll go to the bathroom. Little Bee pointed to the women's restroom and said to Dad, "Dad, youcanuseGirls\'Restroom." My husband and I laughed and the waiter at the front desk laughed, and my dad said, "No.IuseMen\'sRestroom" (No, I use the men's restroom). The girl continued to say with a serious face: DadyoureallycanuseGirls\'Restroom.Noproblem. (Dad, you can really use the women's restroom, no problem.) ）

As I write this, I remember that once we took tadpoles and bees to school to watch my sister's dance competition, and my father sat in the stands with the little bees in his arms, and a lady came up and said, "Youaresocute!CanIsitbyyou?" (You're so cute, can I sit next to you?) The girl nodded, and Dad said to the girl seriously: Nobiting, Axxx. (Little bee, don't bite, don't bite that lady). My stomach hurts when I'm laughing next to me, are our daughters so mischievous, biting? This dad is really bad enough, exposing the girl's shortcomings in front of so many people.

The girl was particularly good for the meat, especially the sausages and bacon for breakfast. One day, when the girl saw that her mother was cooking breakfast with sausages, she went around her mother, and she was the first to sit down at the dinner table and eat. I put a good meal on everyone's plate, add a sausage, and then I went downstairs and called the others to eat. As I was leaving, I said to her: You have eaten all the meals, and Mom can give you another sausage. At that time, I had a thought, the girl won't steal other people's sausages to eat, right? 1,2 minutes later, when I and the others came to the table to prepare for dinner, everyone was still surprised by the little girl!!Of all the plates, only the eldest lady's sausage was still there, and the others were gone, that is, the girl quickly dried up 4 sausages in one breath within 1,2 minutes of her mother's departure, each about the size of her middle finger. Later, my father said, I'm going to make some bacon. The girl immediately picked up: I want to eat bacon too. My husband and I laughed with the eldest lady, the little girl was so able to eat, and she moved fast!!

The girl is too mischievous, and she has to be cleaned up by her father every day, and her mother often punishes her, so she is very dissatisfied with her father, and always runs to complain about her father in front of her mother: Dadisbad. (Daddy is not good). I often say to my father: Idonotlikeyou! IloveMommy.IwantMommy. (I don't like you, I love mom, I want mom). She always followed her mother, even when I went to the bathroom, she had to follow, and I asked her, why do you keep following your mother?

The girl often pouted her little ass at her mother and said to her mother: Mommycanyousmellmybutt? Mommy frowned and shook her head, she smiled evilly and continued: Itsmellsgood.Mommy, tryit! (To be continued.) )