One day when her mother put on her clothes and pants, the girl immediately began to take off her pants, showing her bare legs, twisting her ass, and saying: Mommy, pretty! (Mommy, beautiful) The girl often adds a Chinese "ah" after a few English words. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info my mother fainted, why did the girl like to dance striptease since she was a child? No one taught her? This unhealthy trend must be resolutely stopped!

Often, when my mother stopped the tadpole from doing bad things, the tadpole would not listen, and my mother would say, "Ok." PREPARE TO COUNT 1, 2, 3 TO FORCE THE TADPOLE TO STOP, OR ELSE PUNISH HER FOR TIMEOUT. Often, as soon as the mouth is opened to say OK, the little bee immediately answers: one, two, three(1,2,3). The little girl is helping her mother!

Actually, I killed the chicken to show the monkey, but it didn't seem to be of much use

When it was the bee's turn to do something bad, the mother didn't open her mouth to say punishment, and the tadpole began to jump up and down excitedly, and excitedly said, "timeout! The little bee is more cunning and often sneaks away when his mother is unprepared. If the tadpole sees it, he immediately reports it to his mother, and even takes the initiative to help his mother repair the little bees, hold down his sister, and say Timeout loudly. Look at the girl's mentality... How do you feel like a tadpole like a mother's thug?

Little bees are particularly fond of pulling tadpoles' hair. Especially when the two of them fight, the girl pulls her hair and often makes the tadpoles cry. Mom and Dad stopped the little bee, and she always asked innocently: Why? Her parents asked her to apologize to the tadpole, and the girl smiled every time, squeezing her eyebrows and saying: sorry. Sometimes she runs to play with the tadpole's hair when she has nothing to do, and is so happy that the tadpole hits her. I will each play 50 boards, and all of them will be punished for timeout.

The little bee likes to play with her mother's dental floss, and often pulls out all the dental floss and wraps it around. You hide it, and the girl finds it again. Throwing dental floss, toothbrushes, etc. into the toilet and garbage can while playing. While her mother was in the toilet, she ran to her father's washbasin to get her father's antiperspirant, applied it everywhere, and put it in her mouth to chew. Go to my sister's dresser and take my sister's eyeliner and apply it everywhere, not only on my face, clothes, walls, but also on toys, sofas, chairs, dinner tables, etc. Put mom's lipstick everywhere, on the couch, on the treadmill, on the stool, on your own clothes, pants, on your face, on the wall. Tired mom wipes everywhere, and some places can't be wiped off. It's really unguardable, unprepared, I feel like I'm fighting fires everywhere, and people are turning on their backs. You have to watch her all the time, and if you don't look at her for a minute, she's in trouble. Seeing my mother screaming angrily, her old man immediately threw her winks at you, grimacing, trying to make fun of you, my mother blushed, she immediately sat in the corner of the wall with interest, and said Timeout, but in a blink of an eye, she ran away again, so angry that my mother stared!

We had to hide all the pens, all the makeup, all the toothbrushes, dental floss, and so on. I bought a special lock again, locked my sister's room, bathroom, etc.

Dad is on a business trip, and the kids miss their daddy. 2The little man went into his father's cloakroom, touched his father's clothes and said, Daddyclothes. I look jealous, 2 babies don't kiss their mother's photos. When Dad called, both of them scrambled to talk to Daddy. Dad came home from a business trip, and the two of them scrambled for Daddy's hug. The tadpole rushed ahead, and her father picked her up first, and the little bee fell to the ground crying sadly when he saw it. Dad immediately put down the tadpole and picked her up. The tadpole was immediately unhappy, and the father only had to pick up 2 babies at the same time, which calmed down a storm of favor. The two are often friends and enemies, playing together, and teaming up to fight against their parents, but when the interests are current, the two immediately become jealous of each other and compete to become enemies. Later, I told my husband that the second baby wanted him to touch his clothes and kiss his photos, and my father's eyes turned red when he heard it.

Writing this, I remembered that the little bee was only 1 year old last year, and he didn't understand the words of adults very well. Every day when my father came home from work, I wanted my father to hug him, and one day my mother said, kiss my father. The girl saw that her mother didn't react, and her father kissed the girl on the face with a smile, and immediately a miracle appeared, the girl imitated her father's appearance and kissed her father exactly the same. Oh, at that moment, I saw that my husband's heart melted, and I smiled, and my face turned into a flower!

Last weekend the weather was nice and we went to Duluth, a 2 hour drive away, where there is a super big lake with no edge as far as the eye can see, like the sea, the water is exceptionally clear, and it is a good place to relax. The eldest lady didn't go because she went to a friend's house for a birthday party. Mom and Dad took 2 little minions to play.

One day after breakfast, the girl was eating apples (sliced) and wearing pajamas with trousers and legs. Suddenly, he ran to his mother and said very eagerly: Mom, help. He pointed to the soles of his feet and said that the apple had fallen into his pajamas. I thought it was funny, so I helped her find it, and the girl immediately put it in her mouth and ate it.

One day, the little girl saw a picture of her eating her mother's milk when she was a child, and asked who it was? And teased her: Do you still want to eat my mother's milk? The girl shook her head and said, "Mommy, do you want to eat my milk?" I almost passed out. She even ran to the tadpole and her father and asked the same question... We laughed so hard that my stomach hurt!

In the evening we took 2 little people out for a walk, and the moon hung in the sky.

Little Bee: Hi, moon

Tadpoles: Moonfollowus.Shelikesus.Wealsolikeher.

(At present, 2 villains speak, sometimes using the right tense, singular and plural grammar, sometimes using the wrong words, I type their original words)

Wake up early the next morning

Little Bee: Whereisthemoon?

Mom: Sheissleeping.

Little Bee: Doesshehastheblanket?

Mother: Yes

Little Bee: Elsablanket? (Is it Elsa's blanket?)

Mom: Yes. (Note: Elsa is the queen of the movie Frozen, and Dad bought such blankets for the little bees and tadpoles, their favorites)

Tadpole: Shesleepinthemorningandwakeupatnight.

After the tadpole went to the toilet and asked his mother to wipe his buttocks, the little bee slipped over almost every time, stood behind the tadpole, squeezed his eyebrows and said: Iseeyourbutt.

The little bee often takes advantage of her mother's inattention, runs to her mother's bathroom, smears her mother's toothpaste all over the toilet lid, and washes the toilet with her mother's toothbrush down. I've changed them and lost a dozen toothbrushes! Alas, I haven't changed my ways

The girl loves skirts very much, which is inherited from her mother. I ask to wear a skirt every day, and I have to show off my skirt to others every time I go out, whether I know someone or not. One day we went to the tadpole school to pick up the tadpoles, and while we were waiting outside the classroom door, the girl took off her coat and ran to a crying little boy, and she pulled at the hem of her skirt with both hands and said, "Look, prettydress." The boy stopped crying and stared at her. The girl ran to the three older boys sitting in the corridor reading a book, and pulled her skirt with both hands, saying, Look, prettydress. Well, the three boys stopped reading and stared at her dancing. The girl was smug. Such a young child knows how to run in front of the opposite sex to show off?

MOM TIMEOUT TADPOLE, TADPOLE CRIES, AND THE LITTLE BEE COMES FORWARD TO COMFORT THE TADPOLE WITH GREAT SYMPATHY: Exxxareyouok?

The little bee cries, and the tadpole quickly hugs her sister and intercedes with her mother, Mom, Shejustababy.It\'OK. (She's just a baby, it's okay)

She made the tadpole cry, and her mother asked her to apologize to the tadpole, and she ran over with a hippie smile and hugged the tadpole so gently that she said, "It\'sOK, It\'sok." (Nothing, nothing). Or she'd run over and gently pet the tadpole, softly say, "Igotyou." and run away. Mom said, no, you have to say I'm sorry. The girl came back again, concocted it in the same way, and made several trips, but she didn't say sorry. I guess I learned it from my father, and sometimes the 2 villains fell and cried, and my father would pick them up and pat them gently and say: Igotyou. Igotyou. (Just to comfort, Dad hugged you)

The girl will often run behind her mother and pull the waistband of her pants and say: Icheckyourdiaper. (I'll check your diapers). Later, the girl also checked her sister like this. I learned this from my mother. Seeing me holding a sanitary napkin, the girl will ask curiously: Thisisyourdiaper? Toosmall (Is this your diaper? too small)

Recently, the girl likes to talk to people everywhere, and she introduces herself when she meets people: Hi,Iamxxx.What\'syourname? (Hello, I'm xxx, what's your name?)

One day, while her mother was cooking, she turned out her mother's eyeliner and turned her face like this. Okay, girl, your mother will take a picture of you, and you can see it yourself when you grow up.

Little bees have been taking pictures in this pose lately. The two of them were playing in their father's indoor loafers

These photos were taken in April, and I have been busy with the yard recently, busy with tadpole dances, violin performances of the eldest lady, etc., so I haven't taken many pictures of the children.

This one was taken today, and the girl is now in this image. It seems to look a bit like his father, especially the cheeks and mouth, and the forehead. (To be continued.) )