Sometimes, life goes by like a nonsensical farce, and I feel both laughing and depressed.

Others don't know what to do, but Jian Fan has definitely been depressed and arrived home in the past two days! The instructor has trained the second uncle of the director, the director has trained his mother, and his mother has been trained, and he has also trained in front of a cadre of assistant policemen, which makes Jian Fan feel that he has almost lost the face of a manly husband, and he has worked hard in the police station for half a year, so he has a little popularity and prestige, and this night, he has returned to the pre-liberation period.

Since receiving a salary at the police station, Jian Fan has been trembling, afraid of losing his mother's face and embarrassing his second uncle. Although the salary here is not high, it is an income, and it is better to be able to wear a police uniform with a fox and a fake tiger, than to sit at home and gnaw at the old family, right!? To be honest, Jian Fan also envies the life of Fei Fat Man to stretch out his hand, eat to open his mouth, have someone to give him when he has no money, and steal from home when no one gives him. But I don't have the conditions of others!

The inspection began to be written, Cheng Gang grabbed the black egg, charcoal hammer and a few fart boys copied the inspection and handed it over, pretending to be a good comrade who seriously reflected on his mistakes, and was actually greatly praised by the instructor, and took a few vacations.

For the purpose of maintaining the authority of the second uncle, that is, the director, Jian Fan didn't care about wronging himself, anyway, it was commonplace to check and criticize from childhood to capitalization, but this time Jian Fan always felt awkward, and he couldn't write one or two hundred words anymore......... I've always felt that this is not right? I am not wrong? If I don't run away, it's hard to say who I'm really hurting, so wouldn't it be more troublesome? The two robbers were easily caught on the secondary road, so I was sure that I would go. Even if there is no award, you can't let me write an exam, you can't treat me as Dou E, right?

But I can't tell the second uncle, I have been afraid of this unsmiling second uncle since I was a child, in his eyes, I will always be a little doll with a bare ass.

I didn't dare to say anything to my mother Mei Yuyun, as soon as I argued with her, my mother must have counted the troubles from wearing open crotch pants to graduating from college and had to add the stubble of the police station, these ironclad evidence is enough to prove an unbreakable conclusion: wrong is wrong, and you have a strong mouth!

It seems that I haven't been right in more than 20 years. is so incomprehensible, I can only tell my father, Jian Fan quietly told his father about this before and after in the hotel, and his father who is not struggling understands it very much, patting Jian Fan's shoulder and saying encouragingly: "Son, Dad supports you!"

Jian Fan was moved just now, but unexpectedly, his father's words changed and he said: "Although I support you, I support your mother even more, what about you...... Or listen to your mother's arrangement, I don't listen to your mother all the time, how can your mother be wrong?"

Hey...... Jian Fan stared and choked, grandpa was afraid of grandma, dad was afraid of mother, the genetic characteristics of these two generations have not changed at all, and it is commendable to be afraid of dad! But Jane was happy and didn't mind her son's bad attitude.

Jian Fan decided to protest......

On the first day, I didn't talk to my mother and deliberately ignored her...... And rolling his eyes.

The next day, I protested against the second uncle's domineering style, and I didn't go to the police station to report or hand in the inspection.........

On the third day, Jian Fan's own protest was not interesting, and at this time he realized that he was still as soft-spoken as when he was a child, and no one paid attention to his protest at all! Just like when he was a child, he was angry and didn't eat, and the adults didn't pay attention to you at all, knowing that you were hungry, they would steal to eat!

It seems that the days when no one pays attention to it are not much better than being trained!

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The store was nested for three days, and nothing good happened and no one found fault. At seven o'clock in the morning of this day, Jian Fan drove to the county Qiaotou vegetable market as usual to purchase part of the vegetable seasoning that was missing in the store, the car was parked at the gate of the vegetable market, and the large bags of seasoning and vegetables were carrying out the car to get into the car, and watched a Honda car stop not far from the vegetable field from a distance, and a person came down, Jian Fan was taken aback when he saw this person, and turned around and returned to the vegetable market as if he was in debt.

Who's coming!?

It's no one else, it's Fei Shiqing who came, I haven't seen it for two or three days and almost forgot about it, as soon as I saw Fei Shiqing, Jian Fan suddenly remembered the day that he instigated him to soak Jiang Beauty, this guy will definitely come to settle accounts with himself when he turns around, this is okay, hide first and then talk about it.........

Broken......... Is the car still out there?

Jian Fan secretly complained in his heart, the broken Liuzhou Wuling, almost half of the people in the county knew the first pot of vegetable carts, this can't hide, half a day out of the vegetable field with vegetables and pretending to know nothing, looking at Fei Shiqing was stupidly waiting in front of the car to look around, Jian Fan smiled a little weakly and said hello: "Shiqing, such a coincidence!? You also come to buy vegetables?"

"Shiqing!" Fei Shiqing was stupid when he heard this title, he had never seen Jian Fan so polite. Then he said in surprise: "Brother Guo, are you sick or have you been beaten stupid by your mother? When did you become such a gentleman!?"

"Waste, it's okay! You have cheap bones all over your body!" Jian Fan looked at it and said impatiently, don't say that Fei Shiqing is not used to calling her name, and even she feels awkward.

"Oh, by the way, this is your dirty nature, elevate yourself by belittling me!" Fei Shiqing grinned, first laughing at himself and then mocking others.

As soon as the two met, they always attacked each other personally! Occasionally, they were polite, and neither of them was used to it.

"If you have something to say, let's talk about it another day, I'll go back to the store. Jian Fan said, hurriedly opened the car door and was about to leave. Unexpectedly, Fei Shiqing didn't say a word, dragged the person, and said endlessly: "Brother Guo, I know that you have been physically and mentally devastated in the past two days......... But brother, I'm really in trouble, why are you hiding!?"

Jian Fan anxiously denied: "Waste, if you look for me, it will be no good thing, you are rich and leisurely, but I still have to cook and sell food to make ends meet! Let's not dwell on the topic of women, okay? You have fallen out of love, I sympathize and comfort, you ...... You're going to the dam by yourself and you're going to be depressed, I'm so busy!"

Fei Shiqing was stunned when he heard this, and dragged Jian Fan to stop letting go: "Hey, that's right, I'm here for this." ”

"Scrap!"

Jian Fan suddenly turned around and raised his voice, suppressed the conversation, and stunned Fei Shiqing for a moment, and saw Jian Fan patting Fei Shiqing's shoulder very righteously, giving him an understanding and deep look, and explained earnestly: "Brother still wants to persuade you! Don't you often say it? I...... I'm so busy, I'll get home ......"

Jian Fan knew that he wanted to let Fei Shiqing entangle, but he was afraid that he couldn't say it clearly this morning, and he was afraid that Fei Shiqing would ask for the guilt of the teacher a few days ago, so he had to gag his words first, and he was about to leave the car door with a look of urgency.

However, Fei Shiqing was unrelenting, and simply hugged Jian Fan, and begged again: "Brother Guo, Brother Guo, don't bother, I already have a heart and a master, brother, I am here to thank you......"

"Thank me!?" Jian Fan was taken aback, and turned around and couldn't leave. looked at Fei Shiqing, blinking his eyes: "Really!?"

These words frightened Jian Fan, there is a master?

"Of course it's true, I called your mobile phone early in the morning and said that you were shopping for groceries, and I chased you all the way to thank you!" Fei Shiqing said with an honest face.

This person is fat, no matter how he cries or laughs, the expression on his face makes people feel honest and honest.

"No!" Jian Fan took out his mobile phone, pulled out a number casually, and said stupidly when he heard it: "This ...... This mobile company is afraid that people will not know about their profiteers, and they will stop you if they owe a dime...... Scrap, what the hell is going on? Thank you for what?"

When Jian Fan heard that he was not looking for a post-account, he was not worried, and looked at Fei Shiqing happily.

"You taught me to pick up girls, I haven't thanked you yet............ Ha ha... Brother Guo, you don't know what Sister Jiang's identity is, do you, I ...... scared you to death when I say it!" Fei Shiqing said proudly, it seems that Yijin has come to show Jian Fan during the day.

"Don't, don't talk about it first, what's going on?, are you really soaked?" Jian Fan said with his mouth open, surprised.

"Ahh

"You ...... You didn't have physical contact?"

Jian Fan licked his lips with his tongue, teased Fei Shiqing, and asked with a mocking smile. Eighty percent of this fat man is bragging.

"That one, it hasn't happened yet!" Fei Shiqing was a little embarrassed when he heard this.

"What are you thinking!? I know you don't have that ability......... I mean...... Her hand, that little hand, didn't make a violent contact with your obscene face?" Jian Fan laughed and made a few fake movements to slap people.

According to normal thinking, if this fat man follows the nonsense he taught, in case he learns to do it himself, he should be such a painful end!?

"No, absolutely not, how is that possible? Sister Jiang is the gentleest, she is the gentlest woman I have ever seen. Fei Shiqing said happily, looking very pious and fascinated.

"I'm ...... exam" Jian Fan stretched out his five fingers and shook in front of Fei Shiqing's eyes, Fei Shiqing didn't realize it, a stupid look of being haggard for Yi.

At this moment, Jian Fan suddenly realized and said in shock: "It's over, it's over, you kid has a demonic disease......... Hurry up, let your mother go back to the countryside to find a great immortal to exorcise ghosts. I said Fei Fat, you don't want to read that messy online novel fantasy all day, the more fantasy you have, the more depressed you feel about reality........."

When Fei Shiqing heard this, he smiled mysteriously, and said with a smile: "Hehe...... Brother Guo, doesn't mean that everyone in the world is depressed?......... Wait for me, I'll bring you something, don't miss my business........."

Saying that, Fei Shiqing turned around and ran to the side of the Honda car and knocked on the window.

The window opened, and the person in the passenger seat got out of the car and handed Fei Shiqing something with a smile.

Yes!?......... Looking at that person, Jian Fan was instantly dumbfounded!

This person saw that Jian Fan's face was becoming more and more twitching, and his eyes were getting wider and wider, and the co-pilot was in the same car as Fei Shiqing, but who was Jiang Dijia? seemed to be standing waiting for Fei Shiqing.

This situation is real, but it is very real in front of my eyes, not like I designed to deceive people that day!

Jian Fan rubbed his eyes vigorously and scratched his head, and the shock in his heart was beyond measure, two or three days ago, this fat man didn't know Jiang Dijia, and it was only a few days later that he turned over and was liberated, looking at the two greetings and talking in the same car, it was already very familiar. Could it be that this fat man really got started by mistake!?

In a flash, Jian Fan was shocked to the point of stupidity!

Seeing that Jiang Dijia was still so pretty and charming, Jian Fan was shocked and quite itchy, so itchy that he couldn't wait to look up to the sky and shout: God!

Surprised, Fei Shiqing ran up, stunned!

Jian Fan was staring at himself in surprise with a pair of big eyes, just like his own shocked look in the government guest house that day, with his mouth open and a look of disbelief, but he didn't dare to disbelieve it in front of him.

Yes, it's time for the fat man to turn over, Fei Shiqing came to do the same, held Jian Fan's chin, closed it upwards, and deliberately moved his chin, and said with a proud smile: "Brother Guo, I know that you are experiencing the most complicated feelings in a man's life, surprise, doubt, suspicion, and remorse...... By the way, the most important one is jealousy, aren't you jealous!?"

Fei Shiqing smiled like a villain, so that Jian Fan couldn't answer for a while.

"Am I jealous of you?" Jian Fan came over and said in a disguised manner.

"Really, no? I'm really a beauty, the best, are you really not jealous at all?"

"You pull it down! No! Not at all. I'll teach you how to soak it, how is it possible!" Jian Fan shook his head resolutely.

"Okay, it's good not to be jealous, Jiang Meinu will go back to the provincial capital at noon today, I will invite her to dinner in the first pot, make me a copy of this rare thing, I want to feast on the beauty, haha...... I'll bring two beauties to your shop, and you don't need to be shining, but you have to use your best tricks, don't let my brother lose my share...... I don't want to say how many times I've been a light bulb, brother, you have to return this favor!"

Fei Shiqing said and handed over the things in his hand, but they were two kings tied with straw ropes, Jian Fan looked at the goods, this is the eight or two kings of the oolong wild, it seems that this fat man is really interested.

"Come to my house again to eat for nothing, call me, you want to be beautiful. Jian Fan said stupidly, feeling lost in his heart.

"Brother Guo, we have been brothers for 20 years, isn't it scolding you if I give you money? Ah, I'll get my dad a bottle of Wuliangye for you when I go back, okay?" Fei Shiqing said nonchalantly, there has never been a precedent for paying for eating in the first pot.

"Let's go, let's go, just eat it at noon......... Oops...... Isn't it a beauty?Why two?Who else?" Jian Fan said, thinking of this stubble, and grabbed Fei Shiqing again.

Today, this guy shocked himself more than the previous twenty years combined, and even Jian Fan was so surprised that he became interested in Fei Shiqing's changes.

Fei Shiqing turned his head and grinned: "Hehe...... Ha ha...... You'll know when the time comes. Bye-bye, we're still going to the countryside and we'll be back at noon........."

Fei Shiqing waved his hand, rushed back to the car, and sat in the driver's seat. This is his father's bus from the Transportation Bureau, a typical fake public and private!

The car honked, the window rolled down, it was Jiang Dijia smiling and waving goodbye, Jian Fan smiled stupidly and mechanically, watching Fei Fatzi drive the car proudly and disappear from sight!

After a long time, Jian Fan was still standing in place, stunned by the scene just now.

Wow...... This, this, this...... It's just a reversal of the world, the sun and the moon are retrograde, and I actually have a bad taste for ugly men and fat boys!............? Jian Fan patted his head, greatly disappointed, this fat man can't be proud of this job, the car is estimated to be there soon, and even the girl can get started......! This is really a fool's luck!

For a while, surprise, doubt, regret, and a stomach full of jealousy filled my heart at once, which seemed to be exactly the same as what Fei Fat said!

Depressed! depressed............ In particular, Fei Fatzi's villainous expression deepened Jian Fan's depression a little, and he threw the car door shut, still a little angry in his heart, this dead fat man, he didn't fast for ten years, and he had to cook for him as a cook!

Depressed, so depressed......... The most depressing thing is that this girl is actually taught by me to soak in others, this is not wronged, I already know, how good it is for me to start!