Chapter 13: Wrong, right, and always confused
Volume 1 [Oolong First Pot]
The fryer is up......
The main case of the 8.21 gold store robbery in Dayuan City, the provincial capital, was arrested by the two assistant police of Oolong County!
This news is louder than pouring a stream of cold water into hot oil!
The instructor didn't believe it, but he didn't dare to joke about it when he was on duty! As soon as he heard that it was Jian Fan and Cheng Gang, she was so frightened that she almost rolled off the bed in the middle of the night, and when she arrived at the police station, 110 and the criminal police team had already brought back the people and cars, and the police station was crowded with police cars and policemen inside and out!
was supposed to take the criminal police team directly, but several criminal police officers really couldn't believe it, and when they returned to the police station, their fingerprints, weapons, and some gold artifacts hidden in the car were quickly confirmed. After reporting upwards, the county bureau and the city bureau all shouted that they were lucky, and the big case supervised by the municipal party committee was picked up by the police in the small county town of Oolong, and they all rushed to the Chengguan police station!
A small police station was more lively than the New Year's holiday, and the two suspects were caught unconscious, and they hurriedly asked 120 to carry out stomach lavage and colon cleansing first aid......
It was not until about 4 o'clock in the morning that the two suspects were taken into custody by the criminal police team!
are busy, Jian Fan and Xiao Chenggang were dumbfounded, more than 20 policemen arrived at the scene of 37 kilometers of the secondary road, and they shouted in the middle of the winter that they were not allowed to move, and they ran up with guns, so frightened that the two of them went straight to the bottom of the car, and when they turned around, this drill under the car was actually the protagonist of catching the fugitive, but it amused the criminal police team, just a few simple questions and threw the two of them aside, and they all paid attention to the suspect, this is the important criminal pursued by the city bureau, and he can't miss it.
One night, the two of them fell from the peak to the trough, quite frustratingly tight. The expected return of the hero, the scene of the police welcome did not appear at all, and it didn't show up, hey, the busy policemen inside and out were still looking at the two of them like looking at monsters, and the two of them felt bored and tight, and went back to the duty room and slept in their clothes!
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I slept so well this night, I was so tired that I was woken up without even having a good dream, and the black egg who called the person sneakily said something with heart palpitations: Your second uncle, Director Jane, is back.
This news is good! Jian Fan got up with a stirring spirit and woke up Chenggang. With the second uncle here, this matter will be easy to do.
Jian Fan was wearing a white kitchen coat and hadn't taken it off, Cheng Gang was wearing a flower shirt, and the two of them rubbed their eyes and walked out of the duty room, which caused a cadre of assistant police officers and police officers to laugh, and the two of them looked embarrassed and fled into the director's office.
Sitting in the center was the director Jian Zhongzhong, who came back from Beijing, and next to him sat the instructor Tai Shuixian, who was still ready to deduct the black pot and find fault.
The second uncle who has been a soldier has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his father is a little similar, the environment is different, and the people don't look different, the father who is a chef is honest when he looks at it, and the second uncle, the director of the police station has been in office for a long time, and his gestures are all tigers and tigers.
The two of them were not very scared at this time. Jian Fan called out affectionately: "Second uncle, when are you coming back?" ”
"Last night...... Don't care about me, talk about it, tell me about your heroic deeds first!"
Jian Zhongzhong asked quietly, that face was never too smiling, and it was estimated that it was also an occupational disease.
Well, now it's okay, Jian Fan introduced the experience of last night in a high-spirited manner, and when asked about the reason for being unconscious, Jian Fan explained carefully that it was after increasing the dosage of several soothing and sleep-improving medicines such as sour jujube kernels, longan meat, wheat dong, and Sichuan salvia in Jian's medicinal diet, especially the sour jujube kernels that had the most powerful effect, which caused the eater to have a strong negative effect of drowsiness, and this led to the result that the two suspects were easily arrested.
After finishing speaking, Cheng Gang and Jian Fan looked at their top leaders happily, but to their surprise, the director and instructor were a little surprised, without any surprise or encouragement, and still stared at the two of them, staring at the two of them.
Jian Zhongzhong lit a cigarette and looked at Cheng Gang and raised his head: "Cheng Gang, what about you? ”
The process is known, and it seems that Jian Zhongzhong just wants to verify a few words.
"Report to the director, instructor!" Cheng Gang's face was upright, he raised his head and chest high, and said loudly: "Maintaining a good public order environment and protecting the safety of people's lives and property is the lofty mission of our auxiliary police, and it is the duty of our auxiliary police to fight resolutely and effectively against all violations and crimes, as an ordinary auxiliary police officer of the Chengguan Police Station........."
Jian Zhongzhong slapped the table and interrupted Cheng Gang's words. Then he said, "Nonsense!".
Cheng Gang, who was making five confusions and three exercises, was startled, and swallowed all the following words back into his stomach.
Listening to Director Jian's instant, whether it was training a suspect or training a subordinate, the director was caught off guard and came to such a hand: "Speaking better than singing, let me ask you Chenggang, where have you been in the past two days? Do you play games in an Internet café, does your uncle know about you? You don't come to report during the suspension period, you don't review your mistakes and deeply understand you, and the two of them collude to skip work, skip work, and pursue suspects without authorization, do you think you are a hero?"
Huh!? Wrong again!?
The two of them were dumbfounded, you look at me, I look at you, they are all dumbfounded! Hearing this, no one dares to speak out. The director trains people to be smart, not to talk about things, but to knock on the bad things you have done, and people can't refute it!
Not daring to be strong does not mean that he is convinced, Jian Fan's Chenggang is so angry that he squints at the director and the instructor!
Yes, the award bonus is out of play, maybe it's another black pot on the head!
Jian Zhongzhong saw that the two of them didn't speak, and stared at the suspect with an expression: "Why are you dumb, aren't you?"
"Second uncle, it was wrong for us to run away last time, but this time we have arrested you back, if this is all criticized, is there any reason for this!?
With a bang, Jian Fan and Cheng Gang were frightened!
Jian Zhongzhong slapped the table again, glared at him fiercely, and said: "You two have been assistant police officers for half a year, why are you still messing around when you encounter problems! Why don't you notify the police when you find the suspect? Knowing that the case is serious, you still dare to pursue it without authorization, if you let the suspect go, can you afford this responsibility?......... Do you know what kind of behavior you have? Typical disorganization, lack of discipline, no sense of honor, ah...... Without a sense of collectivity, is this a heroic thing?...... Failure to report the police situation, acting without authorization, and having no superiors and no leaders are serious individualistic rampants, which must be dealt with seriously and suspended from work!"
The old one is coming up again, and it's suspended again. However, these few sentences are all knocked on the point, and acting without reporting the police situation is a taboo in the police force!
Cheng Gang, who lowered his head, muttered back: "Director, we are still in class!"
"It's even more wrong, it's wrong to act without permission during the shutdown......... Keep stopping, keep writing checks! 5,000 word checks, hand them over to me tomorrow before dark!"
Jane was loyal and vigorously trained the two of them, and the majesty of the director was brought into full play.
"Huh!?"
Cheng Gang and Jian Fan, the two of them opened their mouths wide, looking surprised and angry. Jian Fan glared at Cheng Gang, and Cheng Gang also regretted it, one more sentence and one more inspection, which was a big loss.
The two of them had a bitter face, looked down at Jian Zhongzhong, who had a fierce face, and didn't dare to say more, the narcissus instructor dared to say two sentences, but the two of them didn't dare to say anything. Jian Fan has been afraid of this second uncle who has a tiger's face at all times since he was a child, and Cheng Gang is even more afraid, Director Jian dares to teach him a lesson in front of his uncle, this person can't be provoked.
"Ahhhh
Jane never knew how to be polite when she spoke, trained the two of them like defeated roosters, and drooped her head out of the director's office.........
The two of them walked away and went downstairs.........
Instructor Tai Shuixian was a little unbearable at this time, and said a little sneeringly: "Director Jian, you ...... Are you training them a little too hard? How did the two of them make such a great contribution?"
When Jian Zhongzhong heard this, his eyebrows showed a little embarrassment, shook his head, and pouted: "Hey, I said instructor, why haven't you understood it yet, can this be regarded as a credit? The criminal police of the city bureau and county bureau dispatched hundreds of people to search the mountain, but they didn't catch a single hair, and they turned around and let the two big dolls catch them back, or the assistant police, you let them put their faces there? Can this matter be said with great fanfare? How can this credit be put on the police, and it will also be a second-class or third-class merit!? But the two assistant policemen, how do you report it, doesn't it give the leader a problem when you report it?...... Besides, these two little rabbit cubs just don't fight for three days, go to the house to uncover the tiles, and if they don't beat the dots, they may not have anything to do with you, do you say that this is what the assistant police do? I think they escaped en masse at the entrance of the oolong border, this thing was done right, they are all half-grown children, they are really going to bump into each other, how do you let us explain to other parents. ”
Jane was smoking a cigarette and talking eloquently, but this idea was very clear.
Instructor Tai was relieved, this was not unreasonable, and he said with a little embarrassment: "Then how to write this report!? Director Mao urged to ask." I want to give credit to those who participated in the action!"
"The old rules, stew a big pot of rice, can be served on the point, highlight the collective, dilute the individual, highlight the work ideas of the superiors, we are in the leadership, under the leadership of the superiors to do the work, this is inevitable; work well, make achievements, this is the right. With credit, it was an accident...... You can't be proud of your achievements at any time, you can mention the names of the two of them, and you can do it as you see how to write it!"
This is also expected, Tai Shuixian, who was born in the office, had to admire the director's foresight, but he still begged for a sentence: "Director Jane, these two, don't stop other people's classes, report merit here, stop work here and let people write and check, isn't it a bit too much!?"
"Smack...... This is not a suspension of work, don't let them go back to the office, the children's hearts must be nonsense, and this gossip will come out in a day, just let the two of them go home and stay, and the leaders will come back after the above has been qualified, ah! You do the work for them separately, don't chew your tongue and gossip. Chenggang you go and say, encourage and encourage, and then knock and knock, Jian Fan is here and I will say. Director Jian arranged.
"Oh, this trick is high!" Tai Shuixian finally understood, and said happily: "Jian Suo, you are still old, I really don't know how to deal with this mess when you leave." ”
"What's so hard to deal with? Putting the leader in the first place, the collective in the first place, everything is easy to handle. You should hurry up and write the report!"
"Okay, I'll do it right away!"
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Cheng Gang and Jian Fan couldn't hear what they were saying, and the two of them looked stupid, even more depressed than the last time they were trained. Cheng Gang said without complaints: "Brother Guo, you have made me miserable! ”
Jian Fan was also puzzled, but he still said without good words: "Don't you kid say that the credit is half of you, and half of you are also counted if you are criticized, don't blame me, I am also kind enough to share half of you!"
"Hey, why do you say that we are so miserable, it's not right to escape, it's not right not to escape, it's not right to let go of the bad guys, this is to catch the bad guys, it's not right...... Why haven't we done it once?" Cheng Gang sniffed and grumbled.
"If you shut up, you're right about everything...... Yo, it's broken, the car is still at the police station, which delayed my business today. …… This is a trouble!" As soon as Jian Fan went out of the building, he suddenly remembered.
Throwing down Chenggang and running to the front of the car, he was dumbfounded, stunned, his heart was empty, and his heart jumped away.........
Two people rushed to the mouth of the alley, and the two of them were in a hurry!
One is Dad, one is Mom, Mom is in front, Dad is in the back, from childhood to adulthood, detained in school, forgot to go home or committed something and was criticized, parents are so rushing to find their son!
Jian Fan suddenly felt mixed feelings, and he was so stunned that he couldn't say a word!
"Xiaofan...... Are you alright!?you're not hurt!?Mom, look at ......."
Mei Yuyun dragged her son over, looked at her son's face like a baby, looked up and down, like looking at porcelain, and carefully looked at whether it had bumped into it. Concern and anxiety were written all over his face, and he almost hugged him in his arms to protect him.
"Mom, it's okay, Cheng Gang and I caught two bad guys and came back!"
Jian Fan held on to the last glimmer of hope and told his mother that this matter was estimated to have spread out and there was nothing to hide. Struggled out of my mother's arms, so old and still being pulled by my mother like this, it's a bit too much!
Seeing that his son was normal, he didn't bump or touch, and he was still talking with a smile, and after worrying, this anger came up, Mei Yuyun pushed her son away, and the orchid finger was about to come over, and Jian Fan was in a daze.
Concern instantly turned into a familiar expression of anger and hatred, and his voice changed as he spoke: "You stinky boy, you ran out at night to catch bad guys, is that what you did? You also lied to your parents that you were on duty, and you have been out of work for a few days, why don't you tell your family? Do you know how anxious your parents are...... Ah, can't you let the family worry, so old, still like a child?...... You're a little bit of a good guy, okay?...... Ah......h
Ahh
Mei Yuyun said that the words were crisp and crisp, and the sentences were round and jade, which was even more exciting than the class. Jian Fan, who drooped his head and let his mother reprimand him, was so angry that he didn't dare to say a word! From childhood to adulthood, he had long lost his sense of resistance.
Cheng Gang was happy, and called a group of people to come and see, at the gate of the police station, he stretched out his head and watched Brother Guo being trained by his mother! Jian Zhongzhong really couldn't see it, Lala's wife, and hurriedly asked Jian Fan to get in the car and go back to the store.........
The couple seemed to be taking this opportunity to come to see Director Jane, until Jane faithfully pulled his wife into the door, and Mei Yuyun was still nagging angrily!
Jian Fan was so angry, he was so angry that he shook his head and sighed, and his stomach was bitter and he had no place to fall!
Just now the car was lit up, but there was a circle of big and small heads in front of the car, and they all looked at Jian Fan with bad intentions!
"What are you doing, get out of here!" Jian Fan stuck out his head and shouted.
Jian Fan is angry here, and all the assistant police officers have been watching jokes for a long time, and it is really embarrassing to be reprimanded by his mother on the street when he is so old.
The assistant police officers were amused, and one shouted, "Ahhh
"Ahh
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"Ah...... Brother Guo, what's wrong?"
A cadre of assistant police officers laughed to learn the tone of Teacher Mei, all of them leaned forward and backwards with laughter, a group of people carried each other as if they were afraid of laughing, and there were actually black eggs and charcoal hammers standing in their original subordinates, and Chenggang also coaxed. Jian Fan got out of the car in a rage, but a group of assistant policemen scattered all at once......!
"Ouch mom, this time people lost a lot of hair!"
Jian Fan shook his head stupidly, and the bitter taste penetrated from his stomach to his mouth, so that these boys could see their own embarrassment, and this joke could be turned out in more than a dozen versions, and it would be fun in the police station in the future.........
[I went to the countryside on the 14th for a day, and I sent the 14th in advance, and I may not be able to come back!