It's nice to have a gift. Not to mention the five monkeys in Lao Pi, only Liu Yue can circle a few people to give gifts, which shows that he is not a teacher in vain.

As she was unpacking, Liu Xiaomei called: "Well, I like this gift very much, the size is right, the style and color are good, and my underwear will be bought by you in the future." ”

Zhang was surprised and said "ah": "But I don't remember the size." ”

Liu Xiaomei asked: "I forgot the size when I just bought it?"

"It's not that I forgot, it's that I didn't remember it at all, and I didn't plan to change it if it wasn't suitable. Zhang said fearfully.

"Pigs. Liu Xiaomei hung up the phone.

Zhang was afraid to continue to look at the gifts, and found God after opening them, Liu Yue gave a particularly handsome black coat, the five people of Lao Pi pooled their money to buy a pair of leather shoes, Zhang Zhenzhen gave a tie, Luo Shengnan gave a shirt, and Liu Xiaomei gave a set of cufflinks, collar buttons, and a belt.

The most expensive is Liu Yue's gift, the most exquisite and good-looking is Liu Xiaomei's gift, in comparison, the five monkeys and Luo Shengnan's gift are somewhat ordinary.

But everyone seems to have made an appointment, and it must be very stylish if you dress up.

Our teacher Zhang was very happy, like a primary school student writing a diary, found a notebook, wrote the year, month and day on it, and the following sentence: I received a lot of beautiful gifts, today is really a meaningful day.

This guy is reluctant to even write about the gifts given by anyone in his diary, which is really ......

Mr. Zhang Da was satisfied, threw away the notebook, and fell asleep on the bed. As for Tu Ying and Liu Yue, they were still drinking in the next room...... Who? Who do you say? Who? ......Who?

When I got up the next morning, when I went out to wash my face, I was shocked that Liu Yue hadn't left, and was bending over to wash my face.

Zhang was afraid to hurry back to the house to see, but it was okay, everyone was there, a group of people were crowded on the floor, and a lot of beer bottles were packed aside.

entered the house and slapped one by one: "Get up, get up, the sun is drying your butt." ”

Luo Chengcai opened his eyes in a daze, looked at the window and replied: "Boss, where is the sun?"

I don't know if it's cloudy or hazy. Anyway, the gray sky is very unenergetic.

A group of people get up, Hulong Hulong washes his face, Hulong Hulong goes out, Hulong Hulong looks for a place to have breakfast.

Look at how they haven't slept enough. Zhang Wei's serious criticism and education: "How can you be like this? How can you be like this? You are the flower bones of the motherland, although they are crooked, but the remnants of the flowers are also flowers, don't be discouraged, remember." If this happens again in the future, I must keep the wine and wait for the teacher to check it the next day, after all, I haven't drunk it yet. ”

No one answered, and a bunch of hairy monkeys ate and trained very resignedly.

Then I went to school, and I received a call from Ning Changchun on the way: "Bring two thousand yuan here." ”

Zhang was frightened: "Boss, you are blatantly asking for bribes." ”

"Ask for your head, your good brothers are fighting, hurry up and pay the fine. Ning Changchun said angrily: "The big festival doesn't make me comfortable anymore, today is Saturday! Are you going to rebel?"

Zhang Wei retorted very seriously: "One. That festival is not ours, how can you, as a member of the **, celebrate such a boring festival in the West? Second, do I have a good brother? I am an only child, you must have heard it wrong. ”

Ning Changchun didn't speak angrily: "What nonsense? It's the fat man, come quickly." ”

"Report leader, I don't know the fat man. Zhang was afraid to speak loudly.

Ning Changchun said disdainfully: "Okay, love doesn't come." "Hang up.

Zhang Wei sighed and asked Liu Yue, "Are you rich?"

"How much?"

"Just have a thousand, seven, eight. Zhang Wei replied.

"No, you don't have to look at them, they bought wine yesterday with the money I took from me. Seeing that Zhang was afraid, his gaze turned to Lao Pi and Luo Chengcai's monkeys. Liu Yue spoke first.

Zhang was afraid and said, "Then you guys go, I have something." ”

Lao Pi asked, "Do you want to help?"

Zhang was afraid to look at him: "Merry Christmas." "Turn around and go to the bank.

Liu Yue smiled: "The teacher is really good. ”

"It's sick and healed. Lao Pi said a sentence and pouted Liu Yue: "Let's take a taxi." Brother was here just now, so I was embarrassed to say it. ”

"I'll go, are you still embarrassed?" Da Niu revealed.

Lao Pi said: "Yan sù, let's discuss how to go to school is an important thing." ”

Liu Yue took out his wallet and looked at it: "No, let's go, I want to lose weight." Isn't that talented?"

Luo Chengcai didn't answer with a wooden face, and Lao Pi laughed on the side: "The surname is Luo, I look down on you, can't you respond?"

Luo Chengcai said: "Okay, let's go head-to-head." ”

"Damn, die. Lao Pi replied.

On the other side, Zhang was afraid to find the bank to withdraw the money and took a taxi to the police station.

Closed on Saturdays, poor Director Ning sat in the office depressed. Zhang was afraid to call downstairs, but Ning Changchun quickly appeared, and as soon as they met, he said, "Go over and go through the formalities." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "Don't you need to see it?"

"What do you see, pay the money and leave. Ning Changchun said: "This is a fine, and you can talk about the matter between you yourself." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "I don't even know anything......

"Go out and ask for yourself. Ning Changchun said: "Tell me, tell me, the turtle and the sixth child are still closed, they are coming in again, they are all going crazy, can't they save snacks?"

This sentence was quickly given to the fat man by Zhang Wei, a total of thirteen people, after seeing Zhang Wei, the fat man was a little surprised: "Why are you here?"

"I'm here to fetch you out. Zhang was afraid to say, "Let's go." ”

The fat man asked, "How much did it cost?"

Zhang was afraid and said, "Few, what's the matter with you? The turtle and the six sons are still closed, and you are coming in again, are you going crazy?

The fat man said, "You don't know. Then he said, "Who called you? We're going to die about this, why did we release it?"

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "It's not right to let you out?"

"We don't want to come out! Why,, a bunch of them...... By the way, what about them?" asked the fat man.

Zhang was afraid to say: "I haven't seen anyone. ”

The fat man pondered: "Damn." Things can't just be left at that. ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "You guys count slowly, I'm going to work." ”

The fat man asked, "How much?" ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "It's not that you don't have money, why are you spending it in it?" Take a closer look at a group of people, even if you don't have a head and blood, even if you are lucky, wave your hand and say goodbye, and be the first to leave.

He wanted to leave, but a young man with a tattoo on his neck came out from behind him, and scolded: "Cao, who are you? Fat brother talking to you, don't you know?"

Zhang was a little confused, looked back, and asked the fat man, "Which master is this?"

The fat man used to kick it: "Play on the side." Then he said to Zhang Wei: "Then who is his brother ......" and turned back to find someone: "Damn, what about Lao Meng?"

Zhang Wei smiled and asked: "This is Lao Meng's younger brother? Okay, promising, as tiger as Lao Meng." With that, he turned and left.

Don't worry about the things that these fat people provoke, these guys are more difficult to catch than oiled rats, more than ten or twenty years of fighting career, either fighting wits and courage with opponents, or fighting wits and courage with the police, I really can't find an opponent, so I fight wits and courage in happiness. It is not easy to expect them to suffer, three words.

I went to the police station to get my head struck, and when I went back to school, the first class was almost over. When I entered the office, I saw Luo Shengnan trying on a down jacket, and asked curiously: "Why are you here?"

"Can't you come on Saturday?" Luo Shengnan posed and asked, "Is it good-looking?"

Zhang was afraid to pretend not to understand, and asked with a smile: "Bought clothes again?"

Luo Shengnan was stunned for a moment: "You didn't send it to me?"

"Why did you send you clothes?" Zhang said seriously, "I don't know." ”

Luo Shengnan was a little puzzled, and took off his clothes a little depressed: "It's on my bed, not yours?"

Zhang Wei said in a more serious tone: "It's not mine, it's me who gave it to you." ”

Luo Shengnan had just taken off his clothes, and when he heard this, he shouted: "Okay, dare to tease my sister." ”

Zhang Wei smiled: "It's very good-looking." ”

"That's it, my sister is a clothes rack. Luo Shengnan said, "Thank you." ”

"Courtesy is still exchanged. Zhang was afraid to reply to the previous sentence, go to open the laptop, connect the number of wires, upload the video of the mobile phone, and then connect the USB flash drive to make more backups.

In the next Chinese class, Zhang Wei brought the computer into the classroom and asked Liu Yue to upload the video she shot to the computer, and also make an extra copy. Liu Yue said: "I'll buy a USB flash drive in a while and help me copy a copy." ”

Zhang Wei's grace sighed and spoke to the students: "Li Yingying, I don't care what you want to do, you must think about the 10,000 yuan you owe me before you do something." ”

Li Yingying was very depressed, and he answered in a very low voice.

Against such a group of monkeys, Zhang was afraid that he really had to be reminded again and again. He was worried that Li Yingying would make something happen in order to take care of Xiaoman, what if it was out of control?

Saturday afternoon is a holiday, and students are thinking about where to go to play in the afternoon during class.

Zhang is afraid that he will not bother to pay attention to such a group of ancestors, no matter how good your temper is, it will be worn out. In Teacher Zhang's current requirements, as long as you don't steal, don't rob, don't bully others, don't make trouble, and don't go to the police station, it will be smooth sailing for Class 18.

After school, he didn't eat at the expense of the students, so he pedaled his bicycle to the thrift market.

When the boss with the ponytail saw him, he said depressedly, "Why are you here again?"

"What's the word? The customer is God, I am your God, do you know?" Zhang was afraid to push the bicycle and stood proudly in front of him and spoke.

The pony-tailed man said helplessly: "God, what do you command?"

"Let's talk. Zhang was afraid to smile and speak.

"Needless to say, I have to work every day, I have heavy work tasks, I want to make money, I have to support my family, I have to contribute to the great cause of socialism, I have to work hard to build the four modernizations, and I have to do ...... I said, why don't you stop me?" the pony-tailed man said, "It's so embarrassing to let me recite the political book here alone?"

Zhang Wei said: "Look at what you said, I was planning to record it with my mobile phone, record it and go home to study hard, this is all knowledge, and it is all mine." ”

"Then you learn slowly, I'll do the work. "The ponytail man wants to go.

"No, you see, I actually just want to know a person's name and a phone number, and you just said what can I do?" )