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The ponytail man hurriedly said: "What can I do? That's my supply, if you cut off my supply, you cut off my supply, you cut off my supply, and you want to have a good chat with me if you cut off my purchase?" ”

Zhang Wei leaned over and whispered, "What if it's a thief? Being caught by the police is a big crime." ”

"What's the matter with me?" said the pony-tailed man, "Do you like to catch me, you haven't arrested me as a policeman?" ”

Zhang was surprised for a moment: "Ah, it's still a senior." ”

"Don't talk about this, let me tell you, who cares if you are a thief or not in this society now? Do you believe it or not? I am shouting now that it is a thing that comes from the wrong way, and it will not take more than an hour to deal with it at a low price, and this bunch of cars can all go out. The ponytail man said.

Zhang was afraid and said, "Then you shout." ”

"Big brother, don't make trouble, I'm talking about being on the side of the street, you can run away when you get the goods, I have a base, I have to be careful about everything. The ponytail man said, "Really, hero, if you let me go, I can't afford to toss." ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "Don't be presumptuous, I still look at you very well." ”

The pony-tailed man was just about to speak, when a lady walked over to him and said with a smile: "What about practicing again? Come on! I'm optimistic about you." ”

Zhang was afraid to look back, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "Auntie, come to buy vegetables again." ”

The eldest lady was very unhappy: "Young man, have you ever seen someone who came to the thrift market to buy vegetables?"

Zhang was afraid of hehe and smiled: "I said that I spit out, hehe, I'm sorry." ”

The eldest lady is very tolerant: "It's okay, you practice hard, just go to the show hosted by that Guo Fat man, take the first, come on." ”

Zhang was afraid to look at the ponytail man: "See, we have fans." ”

The ponytail man was helplessly speechless: "Big brother, let's change positions and think about it, you have to be considerate of me?"

Zhang was afraid and said, "Well, you can be considerate." ”

"Still, if I'm your friend, can you bear to cheat your friend like this?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "If you want to say that, I can bear it?"

"Why?" the pony-tailed man hurriedly asked.

"Because I've always only cheated on friends. If others ignore me, I can't get pitted. Zhang is afraid to say it very seriously.

In the cartoon, the ponytail man's chin at this time should have fallen to the ground...... The pony-tailed man pondered: "What you said makes sense, so what." Even if it's an ordinary person, you can't do this to me? It's all a mess, and it's not easy for anyone to live......

Zhang Wei suddenly shouted, "Stop." ”

The pony-tailed man asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhang was afraid to think about it and said: "It's not scientific, your attitude today is very wrong, it is completely different from the day before yesterday." Why do you feel a little low?"

The ponytail man said: "It's not that I feel a little, it's Lao Tzu who is just whispering." ”

Zhang was afraid to think about it and said, "You continue." ”

"Keep it up. The ponytail man said: "If you make trouble again, I can call the police and sue you, I am a taxpayer and am protected by the laws of the country." ”

Hearing this, Zhang Wei thought for a while and asked, "If you pay taxes, the law will really protect you?"

The pony-tailed man was asked, and the two mouths opened and closed, closed and opened. He sighed and said, "What were you talking about?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "I didn't talk about it, I just asked...... In fact, it is difficult for you. ”

"Comrade, you are really a good comrade, what you said is so right......" stopped in the middle of speaking, and saw the ponytail man standing in front of Zhang Wei at once, and asked a teenager with a smile: "Handsome guy, buy a car?"

The boy said, "Is there a bicycle that doesn't get tired to ride?"

Zhang Wei answered: "Yes, I am not tired at all, and I can drag race." ”

"Really?" the boy asked.

Zhang Wei replied: "It must be true, but the one you said is called a motorcycle." ”

The boy looked at him disapprovingly. Walk to the next car stall.

The ponytail man was very angry, turned to Zhang Wei and said, "Big brother, it's wrong for you to do this, let's chat." You can't bother me with business. ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "I also know that it is difficult for you, but I am holding my stomach, I have to find a place to let it out, you let me empathize, then you also stand in my position and think about it, I just spent 17,000 yuan to buy a bicycle from you." I didn't ride for a few days when I went back, I was depressed, I almost lost it, and my work was stolen twice in a while, so you have to give me a place to vent. ”

The ponytail man said, "You're not scientific, you see...... By the way, you don't have to go to the cinema if you watch a pirated movie. ”

Zhang was afraid to shout and scolded: "Nonsense! How can you watch movies without going to the cinema? How can you watch pirated copies, it's not right for you to do this!"

The pony-tailed man whispered, "There are no reporters." ”

Zhang was afraid of oh: "It's too deep into the play, you go on." ”

The ponytail man said, "Didn't you buy a particularly luxurious bicycle?" Since then I've been wondering how I can improve the quality of the car. ”

Zhang Wei said: "It's a little longer than last time, it can be seen that you are attentive." ”

The ponytail man said, "That's right, you are God, I have to serve God well, so I wonder how I can give you better service, fortunately you are here today." ”

Zhang Wei said, "You came up with this?"

"It's a must!" the ponytail man said: "Look at your car, it's a full-featured ultra-luxury invincible configuration, but the fly in the ointment is that you can only enjoy alone, not everyone?"

Zhang is afraid of special cooperation: "How can everyone be happy?"

"Add a projector to you, wherever you go in the future, pull a white cloth and the cinema, and enjoy the happiness brought by high technology all the time. The ponytail man said, "Don't worry, I don't make your money, just the relationship between the two of us." ”

Zhang Wei nodded: "Our relationship is good." ”

"Yes. The ponytail man said: "Add a projector, let's get a guy with more than 3,000 lumens, even in broad daylight, he can still watch movies." ”

"What kind of lumens are you?" asked Zhang.

"Lumens ......" the ponytail man said: "Anyway, you know it's a good thing, the bigger the value, the better, it just so happens that you also have a large-capacity battery, this guy, get a mobile 4G network, oh my God, don't be too cool, okay? ”

Zhang was afraid to blink his eyes: "We have a good relationship?"

"Okay, it has to be. The ponytail man replied.

Zhang was afraid to say, "Friends should take care of each other, right?"

"Yes, it has to be. The pony-tailed man patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I will never make you money." ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "Look at what you said, what makes money or not, you see, I have an idea, you can listen to whether it makes sense." ”

"You say. The ponytail man said.

Zhang was afraid to say: "First of all, my car is a good thing?"

"It has to be! Absolutely!" the pony-tailed man replied immediately.

"Because it's so good, you want to have one, don't you?"

"yes, I really want to. The ponytail man said.

"In that case, I'll give you the car. Zhang Wei said: "Our relationship is so good, I decided to give you the car at a loss, should you thank me? No! I don't need your thanks, we have a relationship, you want to thank me is to look down on me, I also know that you will definitely give money, if I don't let you give money, I will look down on you, so what, give less, 10,000." ”

"Ten thousand?" the pony-tailed man couldn't react.

Zhang Wei said: "Yes, I asked you back for 17,000, and now I will give you 10,000 discounts, is it interesting enough?"

"Enough is interesting, aren't you a big loss?" the pony-tailed man still didn't understand a little, as if something was wrong.

Zhang was afraid and said: "What a loss, we have a relationship, I admit the loss!" and pushed the car forward as he spoke: "Some money, 10,000." ”

"That's not right. The pony-tailed man blinked his eyes, then blinked again, looked at the car carefully, and asked Zhang Wei: "You will lose 7,000 this time." ”

"What do you say about the relationship between the two of us? Isn't that a curse?" Zhang was afraid to say, "Sue you, you can't say that!"

The pony-tailed man thought about it, and suddenly remembered: "Damn, what about the computer? Without a computer, you and I have 10,000 yuan, and I am at a loss inside and out! Fortunately, I am witty and smart enough." ”

Zhang was afraid to look at the bicycle: "Ah, I said, why is the computer gone?"

The pony-tailed man's face sank: "Dude, make fun of me?"

Zhang was afraid and smiled: "It's a big holiday, it's a big holiday, don't be angry, let's have a good chat." ”

"Talk about your ass. The ponytail man said, "Hurry up, don't affect my business." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "You can't be like this, isn't it okay not to talk about it just now?"

"I was almost deceived by you!" the pony-tailed man said, "Hurry up, don't go and call the police." ”

"Whatever you say, turn your face, the boat of friendship ......"

The pony-tailed man scrambled to speak: "Who is the ship of friendship with you? You are the aircraft carrier of friendship, and I will sink it too!"

Zhang was afraid of hehehe, and laughed: "Don't sink it, donate it to the country." ”

"Hurry up and get out, don't make Lao Tzu angry!" the ponytail man stopped talking about business.

Zhang Wei sighed: "Alas, I still underestimated your IQ, I thought my seamless plan could fool you, but I don't want to be recognized." ”

The ponytail man said smugly: "That's how many years I've been doing this." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "Let's be like this, we don't know each other, I'll buy the projector you said......" stopped halfway through the words, pondered and asked: "No, are you selling household appliances in the name of bicycles?"

The pony-tailed man said depressedly: "Can you be a little positive? If you have something to say, let it go, don't waste time with me." ”

Zhang Wei continued the topic just now and said: "According to what you said, I bought that projector, can I buy it?"

"You buy it? I can't do it yet! I'm a bicycle shop, not an electrical appliance store. The pony-tailed man turned around and entered the store: "What about you, where is love, goodbye, goodbye." ”

Zhang was afraid to shout and stop, and put on a posture of a mountain carving: "Boy (zei), put the words here today......"

Before he finished speaking, a large number of uniformed comrades walked in from the direction of the market entrance, and someone shouted: "Grass, the chengguan is here again, hurry back and pack your things." ”

As soon as the city management arrived, most of the vendors had the habit of occupying the road, and a little bit outward, that is, expanding the area of the shop, and hurriedly recovering things at this time. (To be continued.) )