"In addition to Zhou Jie's lack of talent, unpopularity, no influence, can't act, play big names, change scripts, and play security guards, what do I think he can't compare to Jay Chou?"

"But Zhou Jie, although you are not as good as Zhou Jielun, you don't have to be too sad, you at least have a famous female classmate like me, who can let you go out and show off, right?"

"But as for Zhou Jie, after so many years, he is still the upright and honest big boy, Zhou Jie I hope you continue to work hard and don't disappoint us old classmates. Thank you, I'm Aunt Yu. Aunt Yu and Zhou Jie hugged and returned to the guest seat.

"Actually, after Aunt Yu came up just now, she said that I was blocked by the bare belly and swollen chrysanthemum, I don't want to explain too much here, I just want to say one thing, a good person, who wants to stay in Wang Bachi? I am here to host the "Tucao Conference" and "The Voice of Justice", how good!"

"Okay, back to business, today our protagonist is Zhou Jie, in fact, many people said before that Zhou Jie has no acting skills, I think this is really nonsense, because in the whole of China, no, the world, there is no actor who can express more than 36,000 feelings with one expression. Wang Qian imitated Zhou Jie's iconic expression on the spot.

"This expression just now is full of all my feelings about today's show, if you don't understand it, your IQ will be on the same line as that of a swollen chrysanthemum. ”

"Our final point is, today, after being scolded all night, what words, or actions, or expressions does he have to deal with the rest of us......? Zhou Jie!" Wang Qian made a clapping expression.

"Thank you for holding this "Tucao Conference" for me today, thank you, I and Aunt Yu, who used to be classmates in college, Aunt Yu is the school flower, very beautiful, and began to develop at the age of nine, everyone used to call her 'Wang Xiaobo', I heard that she is now called ...... 'Wang Da Hammer'!"

"Teacher Shi Hang, very famous, the famous drag king, Mr. Shi Hang also has an advantage, like to raise cats, used to raise only one or two, and then more and more, now raise more than a dozen, many people do not understand Mr. Shi Hang, you are a man, why do you raise so many cats? Teacher Shi Hang said, you don't understand, you have to drink cat feces coffee every day, it consumes cat feces. ”

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A few lines of annotation were added to the TV screen:

Cat poop coffee is produced from the feces of Indonesian coconut cats (a kind of civet) as raw materials, so it is called 'cat poop coffee'. This animal mainly feeds on coffee beans, after the fermentation is completed in the stomach of the coconut cat, the protein is destroyed, short peptides and more free amino acids are produced, the bitterness and astringency of the coffee will be reduced, and then the feces excreted are the main raw materials, because the coffee beans can not be digested, they will be excreted, and after cleaning and roasting, it will become cat poop coffee.

A well-known foreign coffee critic said, "The aroma of the wine is so rich and intense, and the coffee is incredibly rich, almost like syrup." Its thickness and taste of chocolate, and linger on the tongue for a long time, a pure aftertaste. ”

Cat poop coffee is one of the most expensive coffees in the world because it is very scarce in quantity, and it is sold in very few places, even in Indonesia, where it originates. Most of the cat poop coffee sold on the market is artificially raised, and the flavor is different from the most primitive and natural wild cat poop coffee.

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"What's that girl's name? Huang Tingting, oh, Huang Tingting, what are you...... It's called PIG48?, is it?" Zhou Jie looked at Huang Tingting.

"Yes. Huang Tingting nodded.

"What is it for? Is it a team of dancers?"

"It's an idol group!" Chi Zi replied to Zhou Jie for Huang Tingting.

"Now the dancers are called idol groups?" Zhou Jie wondered.

"I can't name this gentleman, but I know what he does. Zhou Jie pointed to Shen Dan.

"Please don't leave when it's over, please fix my phone. What is your name?Shen Dan...... Lay eggs? Did you give birth to Li Dan? How can your name make Li Dan feel embarrassed!"

"Now that Li Dan and Xiao Chi, you still want me to beat you and be popular, is it so important that you have security guards?"

"Look at these people, look at these people, right? No eyes, big sticks, Wang Sledgehammers, backup dancers, can't write scripts, and you're embarrassed to complain that I have big nostrils?"

"I sneer at you...... nostrils!"

"Many friends ask me, why do you want to go to your "Tucao Conference", don't people complain about you every day on the Internet?"

"Although there are complaints about me on the Internet every day, there are only a few people in China who dare to hack me in person. So there are only a few people in China who think that my love of beating people is just a legend. Zhou Jie took a brick from the ground and put it on the table.

"I want to take this opportunity to tell you today, many reports in the media say that I love to beat people, which is a misunderstanding, in fact, I like to kill people!" Zhou Jie took a water gun from behind.

"I want to take this opportunity to tell you today, many reports in this media are nonsense, a reporter interviewed me, what do you usually like to do? Who are the people in the circle of friends? I said I like art, and some of my friends are friends such as investment, finance, and artists, well, their title reads: Zhou Jie has made a lot of money by investing in art, and he disdains to make friends in the entertainment industry. ”

"Is that what I mean?"

"After this kind of report came out, someone asked me, Mr. Zhou, what kind of investment have you made recently?"

"I said I haven't made any investments lately, I have enough money to spend. ”

And they said...... Look, Zhou Jie shows off his wealth!"

"Big brother, if you don't come to interview me, who will I show off my wealth with?"

"Another feature of media reports is that they hold on to a point, and the emojis are popular, and they say to me that all the interviews are emojis, and they tell me, come on, Mr. Zhou, please cooperate, pose and make your nostrils bigger...... Can I hold on to any bigger?"

"I want to tell you that I can understand that everyone is ridiculing, spending, and posting love bags, because of the entertainment economy, right? I just want to ask everyone, it's you who play with you, don't Aite me, I know to say this, everyone wants to say that I don't understand self-deprecation, I don't understand Internet culture, I don't understand the fan economy, what I want to say is, I can understand, but I don't want to understand. ”

"I don't like you to turn my work into a meme, but I want to say on the Internet, I like it very much, everyone is happy, right? Just have fun! Am I not hypocritical? I don't want to be the king of the bloated chrysanthemums...... Those people are the same, one on the surface and one behind the other. ”

"Oh, by the way, it seems that now this hypocrisy is not called hypocrisy, it is called high emotional intelligence, right? That's right, I am just like Mr. Wang, low emotional intelligence. ”

"As they said, my emojis are popular on the Internet, it just so happens that half of the people here today are Internet celebrities, and half of the netizens, whether as an actor or as an Internet celebrity, our image is consumed by others most of the time, today everyone can put aside their entertainment roles and be themselves in life, as I said, be sincere, speak truthfully, respect yourself, and respect others, it's okay. ”

"Thank you!" Zhou Jie got off the field.

"We thank Zhou Jie, and thank you to all the complaining guests today, in fact, our show is not a show to scold people, the point we want to convey is to have the courage to accept the complaint, to have more courage to accept self-deprecation, and even self-criticism, as Mr. Zhou said, don't be like the bare and swollen chrysanthemums...... I'm sorry, slip of the tongue, don't refuse to accept any criticism like those Wang Ba, as long as someone criticizes, block it immediately......"

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"Wang Qian, you obviously did it on purpose, what kind of slip of the tongue?"

"What do you mean by slipping the tongue but you said Wang Ba again?"

"Deliberately repetitive and emphasized, right?"

Wang Qian is taking the initiative to apply for a ban again. ”

"This show is a bit boring, except for Wang Qian's various swelling chrysanthemums. ”

Netizens have all kinds of barrages.

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"After complaining and self-deprecation, we will let everyone see a more brand-new, more confident us, whether it is a person, or a department, only the courage to accept the public's complaints, the courage to self-deprecation can progress, will not be like a pool of stagnant water, there are all kinds of fish in the living water, all kinds of scenery, otherwise it will become a stagnant water, there will be no fish in the stagnant water, there is no variety of scenery, only one thing. ”

"You say, what's in the backwater?" Wang Qian handed the microphone to the audience in front of him.

"Wang Ba!" the audience replied to Wang Qian together.

"Okay! Today's Tucao Conference has ended successfully! Tucao Conference, spit until you laugh!"

"Audience friends, open the WeChat client, scan the QR code at the top of the screen, and pay attention to the official WeChat of the Tucao Conference, you will have the opportunity to talk about life with our Tucao guests!

"I'm Wang Qian!

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"Good cow! It's all great! It's the coolest thing to scold the swollen chrysanthemum!"

"I think this show has made me know a lot of memes from various artists that I don't usually pay attention to, some good and some bad, and I can learn some things. ”

"What kind of garbage is being filmed? Stir up some garbage fame! Huaguo variety show industry is this virtue! Relational households!"

"The most crooked red-haired one. ”

"A group of fools looked at a group of plays, and the identification was completed. ”

"I wish the Tucao Conference to be better and more exciting, where I can find happiness and learn humor and self-deprecation. It's the next issue, Mr. Wang, don't be so resentful of the swollen chrysanthemum, otherwise the show will be blocked, where else will we watch such wonderful complaints?"

"When is the second issue? I'm looking forward to it!"