Later, Li Dan has been covering him as Xiao Chi's father, but Xiao Chi is not happy, and every time Li Dan says that he is an illegitimate child, he ...... Call all the rest of us grandpa. Wang Qian continued.

Li Dan had an expression of wanting to cry without tears.

"Based on Xiao Chi's behavior, he is the grandson of our public, and we have invited our grandson Xiao Chi!" Wang Qian made a gesture of please.

"Xiao Chi: The talk show industry commented: This kid will be beaten to death sooner or later. "Xiao Chi appeared on the VCR.

"I've only seen Mr. Zhou Jie on the screen before, and I haven't seen him in person, I heard that Mr. Zhou Jie is very fond of beating people, right? It's good, it's good! Then let's compare each other to see who can beat whom! Can he still beat me?" Xiao Chi had a smug look on his face.

First of all, thank you to our host Mr. Wang Qian, I know that as soon as he comes on stage, he will be very happy, right? It's like being afraid that one day the bare swollen chrysanthemum won't let you go on stage! Don't worry, Mr. Wang Qian, sooner or later you will be completely blocked by the bare and swollen chrysanthemum. ”

"Today, I watched these guests, and they were very happy to participate in the "Tucao Conference", and they sat there and laughed like a flower, why are you all so old and so naïve? "Tucao Conference" is scolding you and attacking you personally, right? If you are unhappy for a while, you have the ability to beat me! Kill me!"

"Teacher Zhou Jie, sit down, don't say you, don't do it. Xiao Chi turned around and looked at Zhou Jie with a respectful expression.

"Today we are on the stage, you see, really, a large group of slings, Mr. Shi Hang, Dandan, Shen Dan, they sling! ”

"You ......" Huang Tingting's face swollen red.

"Huang Tingting, there is something wrong with his brain...... Like me, you see, your face turns red when you talk to me. Xiao Chi continued.

"And Mr. Shi Hang, I like Mr. Shi Hang the most, because he doesn't talk much. ”

"Teacher Shi Hang, you said that you look like this, do you still have the courage to talk to girls? If Huang Tingting ran into Teacher Shi Hang, he would definitely be scared away, wouldn't he? But if Aunt Yu ran into him, she might pounce. Xiao Chi looked at Aunt Yu.

"You're going to die!" Aunt Yu replied to Xiao Chi.

"I think Mr. Shi Hang, do you feel that your body has been hollowed out?"

"Let's talk about Aunt Yu, she is the woman who hollowed out Teacher Shi Hang, I like Teacher Yu very much, because everyone knows that she is already this age...... It's not to scold you, I've also been on a magazine like "Young Master Flower", and I'm really in a very good figure and very sexy, but I think that at your age, Aunt Yu, if I jerk off at your photos, it's a bit messy......"

The audience booed.

"Let's calm down, let's talk about another beauty, Huang Tingting, from PIG48, what is their combination......? China is only 5,000 years old, and the first 5,000 years, what are you competing with monkeys?"

"For the first 5,000 years, human beings didn't have clothes......! Fortunately, there were no swelling chrysanthemums at that time, otherwise humans would have been extinct by now. ”

"Let's talk about Shen Dan, Shen Dan is very interesting, chatting with me that day, Xiao Chi, why do you call this name? I said that we are Chinese, we are called what we lack, I am short of water in the five elements, so my name is Xiao Chi (Chi), how do you call Shen Dan (Dan)? What do you lack? Don't you have eggs?"

"I often play with Dan, right? Once I played a killing game with him, he was a killer, and when it came to killing, please close your eyes when it gets dark, please open your eyes when it gets dark, please open your eyes on the killer, please open your eyes on the killer!" Xiao Chi looked at Li Dan. Li Dan tried to keep his eyes open, but there was still only one line.

"What's the use of you just opening your nostrils? You Zhou Jie?" Xiao Chi looked at Zhou Jie again.

"Next is our teacher Zhou Jie, look, Teacher Zhou Jie has put on his sunglasses and is ready to hit someone...... Teacher Zhou Jie also did one thing, very powerful, he once anonymously commented on his acting skills on Weibo, I was thinking, if I do this kind of thing, I will definitely feel ashamed, not to say that you Teacher Zhou Jie, I feel sure that I feel hypocritical...... It's not that you ......"

"If I really do this kind of thing, I feel ashamed...... It's not that you, Mr. Zhou Jie, really!"

"I understand your behavior, right? You anonymously commented on your acting skills at the time, and you must have kept your hands at the time...... It's all right, but I still like you, right?"

"Because your "Gnawing Pig Gege" did accompany all my childhood, it is not accurate to say that childhood, I was three years old when the show first started, right? It can be said that it accompanied me in the first half of my life, which can be said to be your pride......"

Zhou Jie had a very smug expression.

"But...... It's my shame. Xiao Chi continued, and Zhou Jie rolled his eyes.

"Thank you, I'm Xiao Chi!" Xiao Chi ran over to shake hands with Zhou Jie, but was punched and escaped.

"The next ...... to play I think it's very remarkable for her to complain, because when each of us complains about Zhou Jie, we complain about the Zhou Jie of our childhood, but when she comes up, she can complain about Zhou Jie's childhood. Wang Qian looked at the guest Aunt Yu.

"Aunt Yu and Zhou Jie are classmates, do you know which school they are?" Wang Qian asked the audience.

The audience was a little confused, they didn't remember that Aunt Yu and Zhou Jie were classmates.

"Some people say Chinese opera? Film school? No. The two of them graduated from Huhai Emoji Vocational School together. ”

"Please knock on the door of the ghost animal world, Aunt Yu!" Wang Qian made a gesture of please.

"The two people I want to complain about the most in my life are on the scene today, one is Zhou Jie, the other is Er Kang, I must shake out all the bad things he did in the past today. Hahaha...... "Aunt Yu's terrifying laughter appeared in the VCR.

"Hello everyone, I'm Aunt Yu, I'm very happy to come to "Tucao Conference", I heard before I came to "Tucao Conference" that Mr. Wang Qian has been banned in various ways since his debut...... Why didn't I ban them after scolding them so many times?"

"Is it because Mr. Wang is so big that they lose their confidence in being a man after comparison?"

……

"This script must have been personally designed by Zhan Wang, and these actors are enough, repeatedly provoking the rhythm of the bloated chrysanthemum and wanting to be collectively blocked?"

"It's also an honor to be banned these days! I didn't see the battle, the more Wang banned, the more famous he became?"

"Cut! When he completely angers the bare swollen chrysanthemum and gives him a complete ban, he won't be able to cry. ”

Netizens have all kinds of discussions.

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"Xiao Chi, do you like "Young Master Flower" so much? The two of us can't make a deal if we don't fight, right?" Aunt Yu looked at Xiao Chi.

"What's the fight?"

"Jerk off......"

"I heard that the talk show industry's evaluation of Xiao Chi is that this child will be beaten to death sooner or later, but I don't think so, I don't think Xiao Chi will be killed by others, he will beat himself to death while watching "Young Master Flower". Aunt Yu continued.

"Shen Dan, your factory got off work so early today? Today, there are two Dandans at the scene, one of them is Teacher Wang's birthday, and the other is the Dandan, Teacher Wang, why does the egg on your right grow red hair?" Aunt Yu looked at the red hair on Li Dan's head.

"Today is the first time I've seen Mr. Wang's balls, but although Wang Qian is great, the two balls together are not as big as one of our teacher Zhou Jie's nostrils. Aunt Yu turned her head to look at Zhou Jie.

"How strange should my balls look? Could it be two soybeans?" Wang Qian couldn't help but complain.

"Huang Tingting, a national beautiful girl, I heard that a rich second-generation son once invited a group of 48 people to his house, I don't think that son has any evil thoughts, just wants to show how big his family is. ”

"I heard that the members of PIG48 have to go through three hours of intensive training every day, of which two and a half hours are used for roll call. ”

"Finally, let's talk about my classmate Zhou Jie, he is my college classmate, many people say that Zhou Jie has no friends, but I think this is nonsense, just now I talked to him in the background for half an hour, after all, we haven't spoken a word for more than 20 years. ”

"In fact, Zhou Jie has a lot of friends around him, for example, there are some writers, entrepreneurs, famous collectors, and some monks, why did they become friends with Zhou Jie? They have one thing in common, that is...... can't act. ”

"Zhou Jie and I are all because Aunt Dome Demon's play has become an emoji, Aunt Dome Demon's play is basically a bitter love scene, she loves to torture her heroine in all the scenes, in "Kiss Deep Tears", Aunt Dome Demon asked me to play a very bitter stepmother in order to torture her heroine. ”

In "Gnawing Pig Gege", Aunt Dome Demon also wanted to torture those heroines, so she invited Zhou Jie to act. ”

"Of course, Zhou Jie is also very diligent, he has a brand of red wine, which is his own brand, and the name of the red wine is 'Buckle Huoer'. He sent me a few boxes of 'Buckle Fire', and then after I drank it, I called Zhou Jie, and I said Zhou Jie, your Buckle Fire is not good...... What are you laughing at?"

"Since filming "Gnawing Pig Gege", Zhou Jie has really become popular, but why did he suddenly disappear later? There is a reason that everyone doesn't know...... Because of Jay Chou, Zhou Jie can no longer be searched on the Internet, so, alas...... It's something that can't be helped. ”

"Many people think that Zhou Jie is indeed inferior to Zhou Jielun, but I think it is unfair to say this. ”