Chapter 382: Please Listen to Cross Talk
Weekend.
Turntable Road Square in Wotou County.
Now it has become the scene of this theatrical performance.
A group of performers from the troupe began to perform at the front desk in order.
Most of the condolence performances are mainly singing and dancing, occasionally interspersed with some language programs, which are all art forms that the people like to see, and today's performance is very because of the influence of Wang Xiaolu's affairs and Guo Dalu's gimmick, not only the people of the entire Wotou County gathered in the county, but even many people from other counties and cities have also driven to Wotou County.
Wotou County was originally a poor county, with poor traffic and few cars, but today there is an unprecedented traffic jam.
This shows how much influence Guo Dalu and Wang Xiaolu have now.
The show started at two o'clock in the afternoon, but by one o'clock the whole square was already packed.
Seeing that so many people came, the local people in Wotou County were also extremely nervous, for fear of sudden problems, so they had to organize police forces to maintain order at the scene.
The members of the troupe are students from literary and art schools all over Kyoto, and the team is led by Zhao Changsheng, vice president of the Kyoto Academy of Literature and Art. When we performed a few days ago, although there were a lot of people watching, most of them were local people, you look at the now, these people outside are dressed in suits and leather shoes, whether it is the wearer or their words and deeds, there is a clear difference with the locals, and the spiritual outlook is much stronger than the local people, and they are coming from other places!"
Guo Dalu, "If the audience comes, then there is a sense of accomplishment, and you should be happy." ”
Zhao Changsheng said: "It's all because of you and your husband that there are so many audiences, and the dozens of people in our performance troupe alone don't have such a big appeal." ”
Guo Dalu laughed: "Awards, awards, you are praising me!"
He turned to look at a middle-aged man next to him, "Guys, are you ready?"
This middle-aged man's name is Tian Zhongchi, a teacher in the humorous field of the Kyoto Academy of Literature and Art, this person is a miscellaneous person, he learned cross talk in his early years, acted in double reeds, engaged in sketches, and acted in burlesque, and has produced a lot of good works, some of which have been talked about until now.
But there is a very strange thing, this person seems to have the characteristic of "not being popular", the same sketch, the same cross talk, and even the same burlesque, the actors who partner with him are all popular, but he has become a transparent person, and he has never been remembered by the audience.
He has acted in cross talk sketches for more than ten years and created dozens of high-quality jokes, but every time he makes others popular, he is not even a green leaf, which can be called a miracle.
Tian Zhongchi was extremely frustrated by this situation. Later, he simply accepted his fate, honestly taught and educated people in the school, and never wanted to show up again.
This time, he went to the countryside with the group, mainly for a few students who performed cross talk and sketches to adjust the jokes of the sketch cross talk according to local conditions, and added or deleted the jokes according to the folk customs of different places to avoid accidents.
Don't underestimate this job, if you don't have a deep understanding of the local folklore at the grassroots level, you will definitely not be able to do it.
For example, if you go to a halal friend to perform, you must remove the taboo words "pig", "dog" and "donkey" between the lines, otherwise it is easy to cause contradictions and it is not beautiful. For example, some jokes are about the disabled and the sick, which should be treated with even more caution, and there must be no insulting words, and no so-called jokes can be made by ridiculing the shortcomings of the disabled, which is absolutely not allowed.
And these things need Tian Zhongchi to review the works in advance and explain them in advance.
After all, Guo Dalu has also been engaged in entertainment for two years, and he knows a little bit about things in the circle, and he also knows Tian Zhongchi's ability.
This time, Wang Xiaolu was arrested by the local police station at the performance site, and Guo Dalu's anger can be imagined.
His wife went to the countryside for a condolence performance regardless of pay, but she was arrested and put in the detention center, which is simply a great shame for Guo Dalu, if you don't take revenge, you will be in vain!
His identity is too sensitive at this time, and his every move is watched by others, and it is not advisable to use violent means, but to give people a handle, which is disgusting.
But even if he didn't use violence, he also had a way, and said in his heart: "If I don't get you in, how can I show my means?"
He is bold and careful, and since violent means do not work, he will get up from where he falls.
Since Wang Xiaolu was caught during the performance, Guo Dalu also had to start from the performance.
Since it is a theatrical performance, cross talk sketches are indispensable, Guo Dalu thought about it and decided to talk about it on stage this time.
Because it is a stand-up comedy, there must be a partner, and it happened that Tian Zhongchi was in this temporary troupe, and Guo Dalu found Tian Zhongchi to discuss the performance.
Tian Zhongchi is a very characterful person, in the past two days, he has been extremely angry with the local government of Wotou County because of Wang Xiaolu's matter, and he was very embarrassed when he saw Guo Dalu, and his wife performed with the troupe, and now this kind of thing has happened, not only him, but the whole troupe is a little embarrassed to see Guo Dalu.
Therefore, after hearing the cross talk joke that Guo Dalu wanted to say, Tian Zhongchi agreed without hesitation, "Xiao Guo, this joke is good!
Now seeing Guo Dalu agitating himself with words, Tian Zhongchi smiled and said: "Don't worry, you can let it go, how can I be discouraged?"
Head Zhao Changsheng said: "Okay, I'll take care of everything that happens, don't be poor for the two of you!"
At this moment, the voice of the announcer in front of the stage came: "We are really excited to have so many audiences here today, of course, I know who you are here for." ”
There was a burst of laughter in the audience, and someone shouted: "Hurry up, when will Guo Ye come out?"
The announcer said unhurriedly: "Now please enjoy the cross talk "Selling King Eight", the performers Guo Dalu and Tian Zhongchi!"
The audience was surprised and delighted, ", Guo Ye actually started talking about cross talk?"
"Nima, isn't that township chief Fan Zhihong's surname Fan? Guo Ye is starting to get scared? This scolding is really unambiguous!"
Just hearing the name of this cross talk, the audience was overjoyed, it was really thunderous applause, people kept applauding, and there were not a few whistlers.
When Guo Dalu walked around the stage with Tian Zhongchi on his stomach, the applause became more and more enthusiastic.
Guo Dalu: "Shouting, so many people have come to cheer, thank you, thank you, don't leave for a while, I will give you a gift on behalf of our company, not a respect, an expression of heart!"
When Guo Dalu said this, he didn't speak Mandarin, it turned out to be the local dialect of Wotou County, the key is that it is still very authentic, if the locals close their eyes and listen, they will never hear anything wrong.
The local dialect is not funny when spoken by the locals, but it can be said from the mouth of Guo Dalu, who is shy, and the smile comes out immediately.
Everyone basically watched the video of Fan Zhihong harassing Wang Xiaolu, and at this time, seeing Guo Dalu's posture with a shy stomach, it was exactly the same as Fan Zhihong, and they immediately knew that Guo Dalu was doing it on purpose, and immediately laughed.
At this time, several guys who are engaged in live broadcasts have already started live broadcasts, and many netizens are curiously watching on the Internet, not knowing what tricks Guo Dalu is going to do.
Now seeing Guo Dalu speaking a standard local dialect of Wotou County, greeting the audience with care, a group of netizens are happy.
", Guo Ye's acting ability, Zhen Nima is amazing!
"This Nima looks like Fan Zhihong who is imitated! The name of Guo Ye's cross talk is also interesting!"
"Hahaha, don't swipe the screen, let's keep looking!"
Scene.
Tian Zhongchi on the stage asked, "Oh, give gifts, what gifts are you going to give to everyone?"
Guo Dalu: "I'm going to give you two kings by one person!"
Everyone in the audience burst into laughter, in fact, this sentence did not shake any baggage, but Guo Dalu's tone of speech was ridiculous, coupled with the effect of dialects, people couldn't help but want to laugh.
Tian Zhongchi "looked stunned": "Wang Ba? Look, the big guys are laughing at you, what is it not good to send, you send Wang Ba? This is too ugly, right?"
Guo Dalu's eyes widened and he raised his voice, "It's ugly? What's so ugly? What's so ugly about Wang Ba? This Wang Ba is a great supplement, nourishing yin and replenishing yang, it's a good thing! Do you know my name?"
Tian Zhongchi: "What do you call it?"
Guo Dalu: "My surname is Fan, and my name is Fan Wangba!"
The audience laughed, and the netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet couldn't help but spray rice, Nima, this name is called, it can't be laughed if you don't want to.
Everyone remembered Fan Zhihong, who was injured by Wang Xiaolu.
Guo Dalu glanced at the audience, "Laughing Shenma, laughing Shenma, don't laugh, do you know what I do?
Tian Zhongchi: "Raising Wang Ba?"
Guo Dalu's neck stiffened, and his hands pinched his waist, "Yes, I am the one who raises Wang Ba! You often hear people say, hey, Wang Ba Wang is here, Wang Ba Wang is here, then it's me!"
Tian Zhongchi: "Huh?"
Guo Dalu: "Then there is still a fake? You go to my house to take a look, there are no outsiders, all of them are Wang Ba!"
Tian Zhongchi looked surprised, "Your family is full of Wang Ba?"
Guo Dalu: "That's right! Big Wangba, Little Wangba, Wang Ba, Old Wangba, well, let me tell you this, if you see me, even if you see Wang Ba!"
"Poof!"
An audience member who was drinking water in the audience squirted out a mouthful of water, almost choking to death, "Ahaha, oops, laughing to death......"
On the stage, Tian Zhongchi was startled, and looked Guo Dalu up and down a few times, "It's indeed a bit similar!"
Rumble!
This time, everyone at the scene couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Guo Dalu shook his hands continuously, "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, in fact, I mean, I'm Wang Ba, no, you're Wang Ba, it's not right, that ......"
Tian Zhongchi interrupted Guo Dalu's words, "Okay, okay, I know, I know!
He looked at Guo Dalu with a curious expression: "Why are you raising that thing?"
Guo Dalu: "Make money!"
Tian Zhongchi: "Make money? You patronize and make money, your reputation is not very good!"
Guo Dalu: "Why is it so good? The township chief is good-sounding, and he can flirt with women from good families when he has time, but where can I go?"
There was another burst of laughter in the audience, and Wang Yuhe and others, who came to watch the performance, heard this, and their faces changed a little.