The cross talk that Guo Dalu said is the work of Mr. Ma Ji in another world, called "After Getting Rich", but Guo Dalu made some modifications to this work according to local conditions.

The irony of this work is extremely strong, and this paragraph is what the old man Ma Ji dares to say, and no one in the rest of the entertainment industry can have the courage to say it, and even if they have this courage, it is impossible to spread it.

Guo Dalu borrowed it now and changed the name to "Fan Wangba", which was to mock Fan Zhihong and the social situation of the entire Wotou County.

The content of this cross talk itself is extremely exciting, and Guo Dalu's own dialect and spoken language plus facial expressions are also very in place, coupled with Tian Zhongchi's tacit cooperation, the two have just started a start, and they attracted all the audience.

However, this paragraph is too spicy, and the faces of several officials watching the show in the audience are a little ugly.

They didn't expect Guo Dalu to be so bold and dare to say such a joke in front of them.

Fan Zhijie's face was red when he heard this, and he whispered to Wang Yuhe: "County magistrate, he is slapping us in the face!"

Wang Yuhe glared at Fan Zhijie, "Even if he beats up, what can you do? Why don't you come to the stage and stop it?"

"I ......"

Fan Zhijie said in his heart: "I'm crazy, I'm going to stop it now, it is estimated that it will cause another turmoil, and who doesn't know Guo Dalu's urine? I really want to go to the stage to stop it, it is estimated that the injury is worse than my brother, his wife beats people so badly, if he himself makes a move, my head is estimated to be pulled off by him!"

Guo Dalu's violent temper is known to all Chinese people, and ordinary people are really a little timid in the face of Guo Dalu.

On stage, the performances of Guo Dalu and Tian Zhongchi continued.

Guo Dalu: "Treats and gifts are not called treats and gifts. ”

Tian Zhongchi: "What's that called?"

Guo Dalu waved his palm, "PR!"

"I went abroad to play, not called going abroad to play. ”

"What's that called?"

"That's what I went to investigate!"

"Hey!"

"Eating and drinking is not called eating and drinking. ”

"Huh? that's called—"

"Party, party!"

"Wow!"

"Call a few young ladies to accompany you, don't talk about accompaniment, that's called leisure!"

Tian Zhongchi looked surprised: "I am familiar with what you said, and I may have it around me, but it is rare for everything to happen in one place like this." ”

Guo Dalu: "Rare and weird!

Tian Zhongchi: "How are you there?"

Guo Dalu: "Eat and drink for nothing, that's called tasting! Random price increases, that's called floating." Charging everywhere is called fundraising. Take a shower, that's called a sauna. The more you make it, the uglier it becomes, that's called beauty!"

Tian Zhongchi: "What kind of mess are you doing?"

Guo Dalu: "I call this advanced consciousness!"

At this time, more and more people watched Guo Dalu's live broadcast on major online live broadcast platforms, and many netizens laughed heartily after hearing Guo Dalu's joke. In addition to laughing, everyone also agreed with some of the social ills that Guo Dalu said.

These things that Guo Dalu said are exactly the problems that exist in today's society, but it is the first time in the Chinese entertainment industry that he has said it in public in the way of cross talk.

Other cross talk actors or sketch actors don't have such courage.

Seeing Guo Dalu say one thing after another so openly, the live broadcast platform swiped the screen and praised it one after another.

"Oh my God, Guo Ye is so bold, he dares to poke this out!"

"If you don't see it through, we can still be friends!"

"It is estimated that Sister Xiaolu was arrested and put in the detention center, Guo Ye's eyes are red, and people can't manage so much anymore!"

"Guo Ye is mighty! In just three days, he actually made such a joke, not to mention his courage, just rush him for this literary talent, I will give him a capital letter!"

"Everyone knows the evils of the times, and who dares to say it to their faces? Guo Dacang really deserves to be Guo Dacang, and that's why he dares to slap his face in public like this!"

"What I'm curious about now is, how will this matter end up in the end?"

"Damn, this is cross talk, compared with Guo Ye's joke, what are the current cross talk actors talking about?"

"No wonder Guo Ye bombarded the cross talk world, you look at Guo Ye's typhoon, this mouth, how many people in the cross talk world can compare with it now?

"But the typhoon of this guy who is partnered with Guo Ye is very stable, he can hold Guo Ye's words, this is amazing!"

In the swiping of netizens, Guo Dalu's cross talk continues.

Guo Dalu: "We are really ahead of our time here! Before we have a high income, we are already high in consumption." The company has already evaded taxes before it makes money! Before it is thirty, it has already retired from illness! Before it gets married, its children are all five years old!"

Tian Zhongchi: "With you guys ahead here, it's such a advance?"

Guo Dalu: "I'm also ahead of my time!"

Tian Zhongchi: "How is it ahead?"

Guo Dalu: "I, first of all, my personal use is ahead of my time! I changed the car to a car, and the unit room was replaced by a small bieye!"

Tian Zhongchi pulled Guo Dalu by the hand, "Hey, hey, that's called a small villa!"

Guo Dalu: "Why do you have so many things? Just understand this meaning! What is wrong with you?"

Tian Zhongchi: "It's still my fault to co-author!"

Guo Dalu: "All the previous clothes have been replaced with famous brands, there is no seafood, my wife is ugly, and I have no culture, so hurry up and get a divorce and find another one." I went to the city to be a wife for a female college graduate, hehe, educated and interesting......"

Tian Zhongchi: "You look like this, you are still a female college student, are people willing to follow you?"

Guo Dalu glanced at Tian Zhongchi with hatred: "Why are you so brainless? If she doesn't follow? You won't treat her as a secretary first, and then slowly transition? First a secretary, then Xiaomi, and then she will become a regular!"

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Tian Zhongchi looked at Guo Dalu: "You, you call it tossing!"

Guo Dalu was not convinced: "What am I called tossing? What am I? You have never seen a real toss! I am in front of others, it is all a small fight!"

He said to Tian Zhongchi: "Some people in society are really good at tossing, I have seen it!"

Tian Zhongchi looked curious: "Really?"

Guo Dalu said: "I know that there is a deputy township head, a township head, or a deputy ......."

Hearing Guo Dalu's words, whether it was the audience or the netizens watching the live broadcast, they all knew who Guo Dalu was referring to, and they were extremely curious for a moment, and they didn't know how Guo Dalu would arrange Fan Zhihong.

I heard Guo Dalu say: "This deputy township chief can toss." ”

Tian Zhongchi asked, "How to toss?"

Guo Dalu said with a yearning face: "How to toss? A chicken a day, a sheep every three days, a groom every day, enter the cave house every night, stand at the head of the village and look inside, there are mothers-in-law in every village!"