Chapter 30 Flying Jiao Bujiao
Today is the weekend again, Luo woke up and explained a few words to Zhang Xiaoling, and prepared to go home directly.
"So eager, is it someone in the family who is worried about it? Seeing that you are also in estrus at this age, don't burn your body in this scorching sun?" Zhang Fatzi blinked his small eyes and looked at Luo Xing with an obscene expression.
"Confucius said: Benevolence is far away, I want benevolence, and you are not!" Luo woke up and rubbed his chin, and glared at Zhang Fatzi with a drag.
"Yo he, after two days of learning from Jia Blind, you will be able to drag classical Chinese? Don't play with me the uncles in the park? I understand, you are not human!"
Feng Guodong drove the car, his shoulders shaking. Holding back a smile, he said, "Luo Luo, we are not in a hurry to go back to the unit, let's send you home first, right?"
"No, I'll just get out of the car nearby. "The madman was also taken by Zhang Fatzi, and he learned to have fun?" Luo woke up and scolded and rejected Feng Guodong's kindness.
"How can I do that? I can't let our mother pick on it when the time comes? How can we say that we are also senior brothers now, and you are going to talk like this, isn't it? Zhang Fatzi also echoed on the side.
Luo woke up and could only nod helplessly in agreement, "Okay, but there are guests at home today, can you,"
"Don't worry, we just recognize the door today, and we won't go up to disturb your good deeds. Besides, how can there be a visit empty-handed? Hurry up and find an opportunity, and when the madman has paid his salary, we will pay a formal visit. After Zhang Fatzi achieved his goal, he became very sensible and interesting.
Luo woke up and leaned back in the back seat, and began to close his eyes and recuperate.
"How have you learned from Blind Jia recently?Can you fool people?" Zhang Fatzi didn't plan to let Luo wake up.
Luo woke up and opened his eyes, squinting at Zhang Xiaoling: "Others don't dare to say it, it's no problem to fool you." β
"Yo, so confident? Give the fat brother me a calculation when I will be able to marry, no, calculate when I will be able to develop?" Zhang Xiaoling almost pursed out the words in his heart.
Luo woke up and turned sideways, couldn't help laughing, and began to look at Zhang Xiaoling pretendly: "Judging from your face, your family was poor when you were young. β
The car suddenly started shaking.
"Crazy, you concentrate on it!
"Seriously, I'm science. Luo woke up and endured hardship: "You were hungry when you were young, you were young and short, your youth was poor, and you were still depressed in middle age, and you had to last until you were about forty years old,"
"What kind of bullshit is this? I have a figure that fully embodies the superiority of socialism, but you tell me that I am swollen from hunger and cold? You are not afraid of going out and being beaten?" Zhang Fatzi's eyes widened a lot.
Luo woke up and just looked at Zhang Fatzi with a smile, looking unfathomable.
Feng Guodong's car was already drawing dragons on the road.
After staring at Luo Xing and looking at it for a long time, Zhang Xiaoling was still a little unwilling and continued to ask: "What about after the age of forty?
Luo woke up and instantly changed into a dignified and serious appearance, and shook his head: "After forty, you will get used to it after forty." β
Luo woke up and entered the door, and when he entered the door, his eyes were still shaking with a stiff pigtail. There is a colorful silk rope tied on it, like a delicate mood at the moment.
"You have to be careful today, godfather's anger hasn't passed yet, hurry up and wash your hands and get ready to eat." Jiao Bujiao whispered and handed over the slippers, picked up the small duster by the hanger, and slapped Luo Xing's body like a mother.
The mother was still smiling and watching, "Don't be nervous, your dad can't go to heaven yet?"
Luo woke up obediently and let Jiao Bujiao fiddle, and smiled at his mother awkwardly. "Mom, you don't have to be so grand every time, are you? I'm embarrassed to come back in the future? What's wrong with my dad?"
"How dare you! What is grand or not? This is a heart, quickly apologize to the girl. Your dad is fine, there is still a time limit for the Lord of the Stove to return to the palace? He doesn't have that long life. β
"Here, hug. Luo woke up and lowered his head, and whispered an apology for not being coquettish. The little girl's face was a little red, but without the slightest hesitation, she fell into Luo Xing's arms. This made Luo wake up embarrassed, and he didn't know where to put his hands up. This girl's temperament has not changed, and she is still straight to her heart.
Mother laughed out loud when she saw it. Run walked out of the study when he heard the movement, and there was not the slightest displeasure on his face. "That's a reasonable request from me, what does it matter if I can't keep up with the sky? Don't listen to your mother's nonsense, why is it that the older you get, the more hypocritical you become?"
Luo woke up and pulled Jiao Bujiao to the dining table, "Dad, you must always have a temper tantrum?" Otherwise, my mother wouldn't have said that you were going to take off." β
Jiao Bujiao also smiled and patted Luo Xing, "Go wash your hands first." β
"Your dad is just going to take off. Two days ago, the ministry hired several retired veteran comrades as advisers, saying that they could give full play to their spare heat. Your dad got angry when he saw that he wasn't on the list, and wrote an open letter to the ministry with his opinions. The leaders of the veteran cadres department and the party committee came to see him at home and said that your father should rest for a while as soon as he retired. The consultants hired by the unit this time are all over seventy, and your father is not yet old.
Who knew that your father would stop doing it when he heard it, and said that you would let me leave before I was old? Then he shut himself in the study and sulked. Yesterday, the secretary came with your Uncle Jiao, so I called him out to meet the guests. As a result, your dad took off at that time, saying that there was no one but Marx. Isn't this going to heaven? Even the leader's face is pouting, isn't this about to take off?"
"Then Mom, you have to build a staircase for my dad, or it will be embarrassing. And then you can't really put my dad on the stage, do you?"
The mother smiled and didn't speak, turning her head to look at Run Run Lo. Run Lo pulled up a chair and sat down, as if he hadn't heard.
Jiao Bujiao couldn't hold her breath, "Listen to my dad when he comes home, my godmother said to my godfather: What about Engels? Engels, can you see it? As a result, my godfather came out." My dad said that my godmother was the president of the Chievo club, and asked me to learn more from my godmother. β
"Your dad is a lively watcher, and he is messing with children. Why do you still call godmother and godfather? If you don't change your words, I'll beat your little ass. The mother patted Jiao Bujiao and scolded angrily.
"Where are you looking? Hmph, go wash your hands. Jiao Bujiao stared at Luo Xing, who was wandering around with his gaze, and his face turned even redder.
After dinner, Luo's father and mother went out for a walk again. Jiao Bujiao snuggled in Luo's waking arms, sniffing and muttering like a kitten, "Time flies very slowly in normal times, why is it so fast now? β
"Hold on to what?" Luo woke up and muttered: Hurry up and do something bad?
"What do you want? I want to hear you tell me the kind of love words that make me creepy and go to the soup. Hurry up, I'm going to hear words that stand on end. My mom said that my dad was very talented back then, and he was willing to show face. β
"Why does this mother-in-law teach everything? What kind of word is this girl's neatness? My cultural level can't reach this height!" Luo woke up and secretly scolded himself, just feeling a moment of tenderness, and it was broken.
"What do you mean by this? What did Uncle Jiao say back then? You tell me about it, and let me also refer to it. Luo woke up with some Pi Lai's support.
Jiao Bujiao twisted in his arms, "You're all rancid, but I still like it." I like you no matter how smelly it is, it's all mine. Don't you want to be fooled?"
Luo woke up and scratched his head, "Then I'll sing you a hymn, shall I?" β
Jiao Bujiao sat up and looked at Luo Xing with big eyes. "That's good, but I'm going to listen to what you write yourself, and I'm not allowed to copy anyone else's. β
"It's guaranteed to be absolutely original. I want to recite in the dialects of Henan and Shaanxi, so that it will have more charm. You get up first, I'm going to make a pose. Luo woke up and wanted to run.
"You just hold me and recite, and I don't weigh it. Jiao Bujiao wrapped her legs around Luo Xing's waist, put her hands around Luo's awakened neck, and hung on his body. Where to run?
"Uh-huh", Luo woke up and pretended to swish his throat, and began to chant with Henan flowers in Shaanxi Tangshan dialect.
"Ahh
Don't sigh that I'm withering too soon,
It's just because you bloom endlessly.
Let me be crazy for you, right?
Let me be stupid for you, right?
Let me be a heartless child for you!"
Jiao Bujiao didn't care how he reacted when he woke up, anyway, his hairs were already standing up.
Jiao Bujiao tilted her head, and little stars flashed in her eyes. "Wow, Rollo, you're so talented! This is the most touching poem I've ever heard!"
Luo woke up and the goosebumps all over her body had fallen to the ground, and this girl's brain was just different from others. I miscalculated again.
"Shall I go take a shower first?"
Napoleon wrote back every time before he went home, asking his lover not to bathe. There is the most primitive temptation in that smell, and I won't let you wash it. You've been back for too short, and I want you to talk to me. Give me another hymn, and I will have twenty-eight lines of hymns. β
"You don't have to wait for me every time, you should have friends and happiness at your age. Luo woke up a little distressed.
"I just like to wait for you and miss you, my peers are too naΓ―ve. My joy is that as soon as I think of you, you immediately appear in front of my eyes. β
"You'll feel lonely in the future, and I won't be able to stay at home with you all the time. β
"How lonely can I be? I'm even more lonely than I am now? Besides, I'm not lonely now? You're my army, and my heart is very lively. Jiao Bujiao's eyes were firm, and in those crystal eyes, Luo woke up and saw his little self.
Luo woke up and felt that he was melted again!
Jiao Bujiao also rubbed and sniffed vigorously in Luo's waking arms. "I'm going to get my taste into your heart, so that you will always remember my joy and loneliness. Don't leave gaps for other women, everything you have is mine. β
"It's all filled, there's no gap. Luo woke up and responded in a low voice, as if he was comforting the little girl, and as if he was self-determined.
No one spoke anymore, and the two of them hugged each other quietly, tight without gaps. Maybe it was a long time later, Luo's father and Luo's mother returned.
Jiao Bujiao jumped into Luo's mother's arms like a cheerful bird, "Godmother, can our open-eyed brother still compose poems? I will read the poems I wrote to you?"
"Oh, still wet the bed when you're so old, read it to Mom, I hear how wet it is?" said Luo's mother jokingly, rubbing the girl in her arms.
Luo woke up and quickly rushed into the bathroom to avoid the embarrassment of continuing.
"Haha~ It seems that the humidity is not enough, and I went to store water again. The mother smiled even more happily, and Jiao Bujiao watched Luo wake up and fled, and pouted helplessly.