Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Two "Straw Hats" in the Market

Luo Xing looked at the person in front of him dumbfounded, "Immortal"? Jia Sizhen was wearing a white silk Tang costume and shaking a goose feather fan. Under his feet was a pair of cloud shoes with a mille-feuille bottom, and the sparse hair was coiled on the top of the head, pinned with a hosta. The warm fair cheeks have no traces of age, and a pair of sharp and narrow eyes are radiant for no reason. It is a coquettish appearance of a fairy wind and bones.

At this moment, "Blind Jia" looked at Luo Xing with a smile, "The threshold for fortune-telling is low." In addition to stammering, even dumb people can do it. I dare not say that my ability is the first in Sijiu City, and I can still be exclusive in "New Malaysia and Thailand". ”

"Sijiu Cheng'er is bigger than Xin, Ma, and Tai?" Luo woke up strangely, and the two behind him still hadn't recovered yet.

The "New Matai" I am talking about is the abbreviation of Xinjiekou, Madian, and Taiping Zhuanger, and the scope of this coverage is not small. I am only a rough understanding of the I Ching, and the ability to see people is the main means to maintain a living. At this point, Lao Li Touer also has to say the word "service" to me. I won't tell you about the Book of Changes, let's just talk about this depending on people's ability.

To look at people, we must not only look at the appearance, but also look at the eyes, and finally look at the heart. Appearance beauty, eyes shining with ignorance, such people abound in ancient and modern times. The so-called unity of form and spirit, unconscious small actions are the true reaction of its essence.

My way of looking at people is different from the theory you have learned, and you have your own set of methods. It is made by crawling in this red dust, and it can be regarded as a craft. After the craftsmanship of this door is small, you can not be beaten, and you can support your family after you become a master, and after you become a big success, you can go to the world. I owe Lao Li a little favor before, and today I will pay off the debt. As for how much Xiaoyou can comprehend, it naturally depends on the depth of fate. ”

Zhang Fatzi glanced at Feng Guodong beside him, and muttered in a low voice: "I always thought that my shamelessness was invincible, but today I have opened my eyes." You only look at the outfit of other people's bodies, this is a miscellaneous old peacock that opens the screen every day. ”

Feng Guodong also nodded again and again, "This is the demeanor of a master!?"

In the following days, Luo woke up and followed Jia Sizhen every day to observe him telling fortunes, while Zhang Xiaoling and Feng Guodong formed a "straw hat patrol" and walked around the market every day.

Whenever Jia Sizhen came to visit, Luo would wake up and observe carefully. At the same time, he compared the discrepancies and differences in judgment between himself and Jia Sizhen in his heart. And Jia Sizhen also has her own rules in the so-called "teaching method". Not only to mention, but also to ask questions. If there are too many questions on a question, he will only talk about one of them, and if you don't understand, you can hold it back.

"This is to force yourself to quickly integrate and understand, without a little eyesight and spirituality, you can only be a life that will not be beaten. Luo woke up and was relieved. At present, he not only has to learn Jia Sizhen's means of observing words and feelings, but also has to take into account Jia Sizhen's ability to learn Jia Sizhen's quiet clichΓ©s and block the conversation. In Jia's own words, this craft is commonly known as "Shun Turn".

Luo woke up and found that Jia Sizhen had already started to observe before the guests entered the door. Jia Sizhen's small door face is not big, and there is a half-cut curtain with gossip patterns hanging at the door. If you look level from the outside, you can't see what's going on inside the house. The people in the house, on the other hand, can divide the details of the guests into layers.

Jia is blind and generally starts from the soles of his feet and looks up little by little. The shoes are old or new, clean or not, the size of the steps, the pace is gentle, etc., and at the same time the ears are listening, and finally the eyes are looking at the rhythm of the breath. These are the reference basis for the next "fortune telling", and when the guest has not yet spoken, his heart has already calculated eight or nine from ten.

Jia is blind and speaks at both ends, and others speak at both ends. Let you follow his guidance before you know it, telling him everything he wants to know. Including where is your passbook hidden? How many meters are left in the tank?

Luo woke up and gradually corrected his attitude, letting go of the contemptuous heart he had started with. He felt more and more the joy of it, and gradually he felt the pressure.

Zhang Xiaoling and Feng Guodong are dressed in an alternative dress every day, and they are tired of "patrolling" in the city. The fat man still wears the ripped straw hat with the roof lifted, and the madman wears a yellowed straw top hat full of "moth scales". Both of them are cultural shirts on the upper body and big pants on the bottom. The fat man's cultural shirt has "Ignore me" printed on the front and "Annoying" printed on the back, while the crazy man has "What do you see" printed on the front and "What can you do" on the back.

The fat man held a large handful of enamel jars of the same style as Luo Xing, which he had newly purchased, and a folding fan was inserted in the back of his neck. The madman was carrying an arm-thick rubber water hose and pounding on his hands. It seems that the madman has also learned his lesson and knows that he is distressed about money.

Although both of them have changed their looks, they are still the focus of attention. After all, on the first day, there was a bit of a lot of noise. The news in the market is also spreading quickly, and the two broken straw hats that are so eye-catching are always floating around in front of them, and it is difficult to think about it.

People are so strange sometimes, whether they have ghosts or ghosts in their hearts, they avoid these two pieces of material. The two simply stopped hiding their tracks and began to swagger as volunteer market patrolmen.

At noon that day, the fat man and the madman came to Jia Blind's stall and boasted to Luo: "The subjective initiative of the people has been mobilized by me and the madman, and the dumb man has spoken. ”

"You have dealt with those thieves in Xinbian?" it was Jia Blind who answered.

"Yo, okay, old man, is this all counted?"

"What's this? Those new border thieves used to only hang out of the market, and there were a few other forces in the market. Due to the policy of ethnic minorities, although they were arrested several times before, they were finally released. This puts them in a state of impunity.

In the past two days in the market, you have tossed a few thieves with a fixed sphere of influence enough, and they will naturally hide out to avoid the limelight. They all went out, which naturally compressed the activity space of this group of new border thieves, and it was not surprising that they ran into the market.

When they were caught, these new border thieves often pretended to be dumb and sympathetic, and during interrogation, they spoke their own language and confessed. It's really hard to fiddle with, and you two deserve to be unlucky. ”

"How many more?" Luo woke up and was a little worried.

"A few small ones ran, three of the big ones were faint, one was lame, and two eunuchs were gone. After being knocked down by a madman, he spoke in fear and shouted for help in Chinese. Then the enthusiastic crowd of onlookers saw that the violent aesthetics of the madman had such a miraculous curative effect, and they rushed forward to imitate it. So much so that when the police came, he had become so old that he didn't even know his mother, but he couldn't die. ”

"That's good, the police station didn't say anything, did you?"

"Director Qi said that every day at noon in the future, let me go to the institute with the madman to eat. There is enough meat, and I will still be coquettish without money when I go out in the future. ”

The madman was smiling innocently in his broken straw hat, and his current life was very pleasant. In the words of the fat man: the end is an incomparable scenery!

The fat man's white flesh was already red. At this moment, he suddenly fanned his broken straw hat, and that smile was really happy.

The master will not allow the three of them to do such "nonsense", and it is estimated that he will let himself go back soon. Hey, time is still pressing, huh?" Luo woke up and began to struggle in his heart.

"Why don't you fan the wind with a stalk on the back of your neck, you have to make such a big noise?"

"That's used to pretend to be cultural and tickle, how can you shake Svenhu at will?" the fat man smiled, and the fan became more energetic.

"Then did you two eat?" Luo woke up and finished speaking, and without waiting for Zhang Fatzi's answer, he turned around and went into the house directly, "If you haven't eaten, go back and continue eating, right?"

When the stall was about to close that afternoon, Jia Sizhen's stall had a special customer. Luo woke up and was about to get up to greet him, but he heard Jia Sizhen say, "This guest officer, please come back, don't you have to speak, I can't count your affairs here." There's nothing that can support you, so I've worked hard for you. See you later. ”

The visitor paused, was stunned for a moment, nodded and turned to leave. Luo woke up and looked back at Jia Sizhen with a little question, "Do you know?"

Jia Sizhen shook her head, and smiled when she saw that Luo still looked puzzled when she woke up. "What's the matter? It doesn't match my temperament when I plucked the feathers of geese?"

Luo woke up and nodded.

"Then tell me what you see?" Jia Sizhen crossed Erlang's legs and shook off a newly replaced folding fan in a dashing manner. His goose feather fan was plagued by Zhang Fatzi on the first day.

"The person who came was well-dressed and imposing, and he should be a person in the officialdom. There is no sweat on the forehead and sideburns, and the leather shoes are also dusty, so the matter asked should not be urgent. The gait is steady, and the cadence of the cadence is well controlled. The hanging of the hands is not natural, and it should be used to the back of the hands. There is deliberate disguise and involuntary relaxation.

The tightening of the lips refers to the degree of tightening of the nasolabial folds on the side of the nose, which should be in a very restrained state of hesitation. Corresponding to the previous performance, it should be that although the thing asked is not urgent, it is indeed very difficult. So, well.

Being in a high position and having difficult things, no matter how big or small they are, is a nuisance for us. Less is better. ”

Luo woke up and said while analyzing, and slowly finally suddenly.

"Not bad. Although it was a little slower to understand, it was analyzed after all. Very good, Lao Li Tou's vision is good. Those who do our business must keep one thing in mind: count people, count things, and not count officials. This is the way to live and survive, except for those who want to do it. But those who mess with the rights and wrongs of officialdom often do not die well. Oops, haha~ I'm in a photo. You're not serving our job, haha~~ It's a pity. ”

Luo woke up and looked at Jia Sizhen with a look of pity, and he didn't feel it.

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