Seeing Uncle Hei fall inexplicably, the onlookers were suddenly quiet, and then there was an uproar.

The shopkeeper's uncle stared wide-eyed, a little puzzled, and a little flustered, could something really happen?

And Chen Jingle almost laughed out loud, this is too fake, right? It seems that it is time for the two sides to compete with each other's acting skills.

"Husband, what's wrong with you, husband, come and help......" The woman looked panicked and screamed loudly.

The old man who was scolded by her just now squatted down and stretched out his hand, as if to take Uncle Hei's pulse, and the woman's piercing screams stopped abruptly, her eyes widened.

After a few seconds, the old man stood up, snorted, and his eyes were disdainful: "The pulse is steady and strong, not like a heart attack, but like a kidney deficiency." Have time to lose weight, otherwise hyperlipidemia and high blood pressure are not far from you. ”

Hearing this, everyone immediately understood that feelings are pretending.

Oh, it's amazing, this black uncle shouldn't be a graduate of the Drama Academy, right?

The woman's eyes widened, her eyes bulged out, and she was flustered when she heard all kinds of whispered discussions in her ears, and couldn't help but start screaming again: "You dead old man is talking nonsense, you don't know how to pretend to understand, if something happens to my husband, I will be the first to let you go......!

Passers-by couldn't help but cover their ears, Zhennima is like killing a pig, please be a person!

Who knew that the old man snorted: "I'm sorry, I am the vice president of the Affiliated Hospital of the University of Chinese Medicine, and I have the title of full professor." After more than 40 years of medical practice, I can still tell if it is an acute heart attack. ”

The woman's screams stopped abruptly, like a duck choked by the neck, with a look of disbelief.

It's amazing, this slap in the face is so loud that Chen Jingle almost squirted out the milk tea in his mouth.

Look at the woman again, her face is red and blue, it's really wonderful.

The onlookers were even more happy, and almost laughed out loud, they had already seen that this woman was not pleasing to the eye, this slap in the face was really cool!

"Let it go, let it ......"

At this moment, several uniformed police officers squeezed through the crowd.

"What's going on, someone just called the police and said that there was a disturbance here. One of the young policemen raised his voice and asked, "Who called the police?"

No one spoke.

The woman sued first, pointed at the shopkeeper's uncle and shouted hysterically: "Policeman, you came just in time, this is this person, this person he framed my husband for stealing their things!"

Uncle the shopkeeper is so angry, how can there be such a shameless and disgusting person? When I meet you, I am really eight lifetimes of blood mold!

The onlookers can't stand it anymore, damn, I really want to kick this stinky woman in the face, shut up Bichi, and when I hear your screams again, I'm afraid I'll have nightmares tonight.

The policeman's face darkened.

Who is you Shu Xiao, you are older than me, how embarrassed to scream, phew!

However, it is still necessary to remain calm on the face, and the majesty of the people's police cannot be lost.

The policeman looked at the shopkeeper's uncle: "Brother, what's the matter?"

The shopkeeper finally found the backbone, and desperately poured bitter water: "Comrade policeman, I can look forward to you." Here's the thing, I've been running a small shop here for four or five years, and I've always been doing my own business, and I've never done that kind of cheating. These two people just came to my store and said that they wanted to buy a memory card, a large capacity, and I asked how big it was, and they said that the bigger the better, and then I would give them a 258G one.

As a result, they thought that 258 was expensive, so they asked me to give them 128. I didn't think there was anything at the time, after all, I have seen a lot of this kind of customer, and I can sell what the customer needs.

As a result, the two dogs hi, taking advantage of my inattention, directly stuffed things in their pockets, said they wouldn't buy it, turned around and left.

As soon as I saw that the things on the counter were gone, I hurriedly asked them to return the things, but the two of them refused to admit it! I have surveillance in this store, I don't believe you can check it!"

The uncle is also short-tempered and scolds people directly.

Hearing the uncle say that there was surveillance, the woman panicked at this time.

Chen Jingle couldn't complain, but now he has woken up, why did he go earlier? I guess my brain was in water at that time, right? Or is he an X Zhi? Otherwise, how could he fall in love with such a fat, fat and ugly black uncle?

The police brother hurriedly asked his colleagues to follow the shopkeeper into the store to check the surveillance video, which was to be used as evidence in the case.

Look at Uncle Black lying motionless on the ground.

Everyone laughed: "Pretend to be dead." ”

The little brother of the police frowned and shouted at him: "Hey, get up!

As a result, the guy was still pretending to be dead, thinking that no one else had found out.

The police brother was impatient and pinched the other party's nose directly, and after a while, the guy "woke up", got up from the ground in three or two, and wanted to rush out of the crowd, but was directly stopped by several policemen and did not let him go.

"If you want to leave, you can go back with us first to make a record! It's not a small amount of courage, it's stupid to steal things in front of the surveillance in broad daylight!" The leading policeman sneered.

The onlookers next to him also laughed, isn't it, you want to be the rhythm of last year's sand sculpture news, almost comparable to the guy who spent 200,000 to make 160,000 counterfeit coins.

However, the woman shouted from the side, trying to stop the police: "He is a Moor, you can't take him away." ”

"???" The police brother was stunned: "Why can't you take it away?"

The woman shouted, "He's a Moor, he's a lawyer, you can't touch him." ”

Burst!

The crowd didn't know who would laugh first.

Onlookers: "MDZZ!"

The policeman brother also laughed angrily: "This is China! He has violated China's laws!"

It's also thanks to the policeman's brother who has such a good temper, if it was Chen Jingle, he would just slap him over.

It's cheap!

If it's a young, handsome, and golden foreign handsome guy, then it's understandable, why are you looking for a fat and ugly black uncle, or a thief who likes to steal things, is there a problem with your brain?

Or is it as long as it's black, as long as it's hanging big?

Chen Jingle couldn't help but think of a woman who openly showed off her black boyfriend's bed skills on Weibo before, the sentence "Once go black, never go back", emmmm......

As for what it means, let's experience this for yourself.

The onlookers couldn't help but curse, this woman was too disgusting.

Seeing that the police were going to forcibly take him away, the black uncle finally couldn't help it and shouted: "You can't do this to me, I'm a foreigner, you can't do this...... Help me...... Help me......"

Nima, don't you speak Chinese? This accent is more standard than many Nandu people.

However, no one paid attention to him, and in the face of such foreign garbage, everyone was expressionless, and even wanted to laugh a little in their hearts.

As for the woman, she still wanted to struggle to say something, and she was also dragged into the patrol car together.

"Obstruct the execution of official duties, take it away together!"

Okay, ask for a hammer, I like to hear it, and many people in the crowd applauded it.

The shopkeeper's uncle snorted fiercely, called his family from upstairs to help look at the store, and followed him to the police station to make a record.

Sure enough, as Chen Jingle expected, this store is the uncle's own.

This prosperous low-end, the location is not bad, and the value can be imagined. Uncle, you are also deeply hidden.

When the three parties got into the police patrol car and left, the crowd of onlookers gradually dispersed, but everyone had another after-dinner chat.

Chen Jingle's face suddenly changed, and he slapped his thigh in annoyance.

"Damn, didn't I want to be a superhero, I didn't have the slightest chance to show just now, what the hell is OB all the way?!"