(Declare in advance, the story in this chapter is adapted from the real news that happened some time ago, and it is definitely not made up out of thin air, don't put any hat on me!)

"Robbery? no, why do you call the police for robbery?"

Chen Jingle looked back and saw an uncle in his fifties, stopping a man and a woman, not letting them go, and at the same time pointing at the man and shouting angrily, asking him to take out his things.

What is more noticeable is that the man is a fat black man.

Emmm……

Chen Jingle gasped: "I'll rub it, uncle, you are not so bold that you dare to have a conflict with a foreign friend? Are you not afraid that someone will give you a hat that has no proper capacity in a country with no etiquette? Or that you will undermine the friendly relations between China and Africa?"

During this period of international tension, Emperor Chuan reversed his word and made crazy troubles, and the trade war caused nearly half of the wives in the stock market of our ordinary people to evaporate. Then Mi Di's doglegs were also restless, after this toss and that toss, the big guy had to visit various countries in Africa, and this type of news was pushed on WeChat all day long.

At this critical juncture, uncle, you are really fearless.

If it were in the early years, when the national consciousness was not so strong, the first-class foreign adults would make you unable to eat and walk around every minute.

Chen Jingle couldn't help but admire the courage of this shopkeeper uncle.

As for the woman next to the fat black uncle, she looks a lot petite in comparison, with yellow skin, black eyes and black hair, she should be a Chinese person. It looks average, the lips are slightly thicker, and the face is a little more powdered.

I don't know anything else, but it is estimated that the ability to resist pressure should be quite strong, after all, Uncle Hei's size, hehe.

At this time, the owner of the store next door ran out and asked, "Old Zhou, what happened?"

The boss who asked the question was an uncle who was about the same age, but he was very thin and had a touching hairline. Just now he heard a quarrel outside in the store, so he ran out to watch.

The shopkeeper uncle who was called Lao Zhou was very angry, and directly burst out: "I only went to the street to steal the drip of my store, Zhong thought I didn't know, and I lost my mother......"

The uncle spoke Cantonese, which meant that the man stole something from his store, thought he didn't know, and wanted to take the opportunity to slip away.

Chen Jingle glanced over, and his eyes turned between the shopkeeper's uncle, the black man and the woman, and he knew who was right and who was wrong.

It's interesting, it's so arrogant in broad daylight, and my IQ is worrying.

The black man chattered a lot, probably to show that he couldn't understand Chinese, and then the Chinese-looking woman next to him whispered in his ear. The guy pretended to be helpless and patted his pocket to show that there was nothing.

The shopkeeper laughed angrily: "Are you stupid?" I heard you two communicate in Chinese just now. ”

As he spoke, he looked at the woman next to him: "You tell him, let him take out his things, otherwise I will call the police!"

The woman's face turned blue and white for a while, but looking at the boyfriend she was holding, her courage came up again: "Why do you say that my boyfriend stole your things? What evidence do you have?"

seems to be fearless, and if she really wants to scold the street, the uncle may not be able to scold her.

To be honest, Chen Jingle is a little confused about this brain circuit.

It's 8012 years old, and some people still think that with a completely different foreign appearance, they can run rampant in China?

Although there are occasional cases of mentally handicapped operations in some places in the news reports, in general, it is now basically foreigners who have violated domestic laws in China, and they will be dealt with in accordance with legal procedures, and the detention of the detention and the fine of the fine.

If there is really the behavior of kneeling and licking foreign adults, it will be exposed, and it will be sprayed to death by netizens every minute, and you will not want to turn over in this life.

The unspoken rule of first-class foreign, second-class officials, and third-class XX, even if it happens, will not let the public know, and those who cherish feathers very much will not let this kind of extremely bad influence be spread.

Chen Jingle held the milk tea, watched this scene with interest, thought about it, and got up and walked over.

The shopkeeper's uncle looked angry: "You two came in to buy something, I kindly greeted the guests, obviously I brought you the goods, but you read it and said that you were not satisfied, and asked me to take something else." And as soon as I turned around, I stuffed things into my pants pocket, and when I was stupid, I was blind?"

The woman scolded: "You are talking nonsense! Don't believe his nonsense, we are not that kind of people, you are a black shop, extortion, I will go to the court to sue you!"

It's a pity not to act.

The matter was a bit big, and more and more passers-by chose to stop and watch.

The woman was a little panicked, but she didn't know that there was no need to make a big deal about it, but because of her sprinkling, more people watched.

The bald middle-aged boss next door asked, "Lao Zhou, what did he steal from your store?"

Boss Zhou was very angry: "256G mobile phone memory card, two!"

Passers-by immediately discussed.

According to the current price of mobile phone memory cards, 256G is 350 yuan, and two are 700 yuan, no wonder he is so angry. Since the development of online shopping, their physical mobile phone accessories stores are now earning more and more bleak, with 700 yuan of income for several days.

Chen Jingle heard someone next to him whisper:

"Damn, are thieves so arrogant now? Entering the store in broad daylight to steal people's things, when the surveillance doesn't exist? It's still a black man, vomit~"

"Don't say it, Nandu is now about to become a black base camp, look at Sanyuanli, there are blacks everywhere, and I don't know if there is a residence permit, I don't dare to go there at night. ”

"Speak quietly, do you want to destroy China-Africa friendship?"

"Big brother, I was wrong......"

“……”

More and more people came around, and Uncle Fat Black and his girlfriend were both a little panicked.

A gray-haired uncle stood up and said: "Beautiful girl, kindly persuade you, if you really take someone else's things, you should return them to someone else, otherwise you won't be able to run away when the boss calls the police." ”

Who knew that the woman scolded directly: "Why do you say that my husband stole things, and I also said that you stole my mother's underwear!"

The uncle was trembling with anger, pointing at her and speechless, if she had a heart attack, she would probably be angry to death on the spot.

Chen Jingle noticed that the environmental protection bag for buying vegetables that the uncle was carrying was printed with "Deposit over 100 million yuan", and there was a line below, Rural Credit Cooperative.

it, awesome!

I heard that there is any uncle on the streets of Nandu, and there may be seven or eight houses for rent at home, so I am not deceived.

Seeing this woman so arrogant, many people took out their mobile phones to take pictures and videos, probably because they wanted more people to see this scene.

"What kind of shooting, don't shoot it, I sue you to death do you believe it or not?" the woman scolded and jumped to her feet.

At this moment, a shocking scene happened, that fat black uncle, he actually ...... Pretending to be in pain, slowly squatting down, lying directly on the ground and rolling his eyes and pretending to be dead!

How does this work......

Chen Jingle said that he was a little confused, is this going to touch the porcelain shopkeeper?