Chapter 349 is full of self-destruction
"Reincarnation......?
Qin Feng was taken aback by this sudden scene, he struggled to find the theory of Pi Yan, but was kicked into the black hole by the two old men in armor.
"Your uncle, I'm going to be ...... with you"
As Qin Feng fell rapidly in the black hole, he felt that his (shēn) body was shrinking little by little, and finally shrank into the shape of a fist-sized baby
Qin Feng watched as he rushed towards a woman's belly like a streamer
"Isn't it, reincarnation?
Qin Feng tried hard to open his eyes, but he didn't seem to see anything, it was pitch black in front of him, and he only heard his heart beating "thump" not far away.
"I'm a god, I'm really reincarnated, and I haven't been born yet?"
Qin Feng felt that all this was too unbelievable, didn't he just climb a Zhenling Tower, how could he still climb into a woman's belly.
Immediately afterwards, Qin Feng heard a woman's crying voice
"Tiger head, you bastard who has lost his conscience, he has slept with his mother for more than half a year, and his mother is pregnant with your seed, how should this account be calculated?"
"You stinky bitch, if you weren't obsessed with the white jade butterfly in Lao Tzu's family, you would obediently let your uncle sleep?"
"What kind of ancestral treasure of the dog (pì), I don't know where it was stolen, and you haven't given the white jade butterfly to the old lady until now, the old lady is pregnant with your tiger family's seed, but it's real. ”
"You stinky bitch, don't have a bad conscience, you don't count how many men you have slept with every day?
"Although the old lady is in the skin (ròu) business, but the minimum credit is there, you hurry up and hand over the white jade butterfly, the old lady may consider giving birth to this evil seed for you, which can be regarded as leaving a root for your tiger family."
"Bah, you think beautifully......"
Listening to a man and a woman scolding the street, Qin Feng's lungs were about to explode
"Emperor, you are the second master, it's a great shame, you let Ben Hou conceive in the belly of the * girl, and you are a scoundrel species, what a big enmity this is with Ben Hou......?
Qin Feng felt that his nobility and dignity had all become garbage at this moment, and he had been turned into two rotten sins by the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao of that dog (pì), Qin Feng just wanted to look up to the sky and roar, even if it was to attract a heavenly thunder to chop himself to death, but it was a pity that he couldn't make a sound now
When Qin Feng was crying without tears, he only heard the skinny scoundrel called Tiger Datou suddenly shout
"I'll fuck your uncle, you stinky bitch will die with this bastard!"
"Damn! this is going to be ......."
Suddenly, I felt a strong impact on my stomach.
Qin Feng couldn't help but be taken aback, and then he felt that his originally fragile (shēn) body, which was being squeezed by this force, was deforming little by little, and his consciousness was also dissipating little by little
"Haha, this ploppy and beautiful job has finally relieved Ben Hou"
It turned out that the scoundrel kicked out coldly, which instantly led to the miscarriage of the * woman.
Instead of feeling the slightest pain because of this, Qin Feng felt a sense of relief. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in front of the old chrysanthemum again
The two old men in armor pressed his shoulders one to the left and the other to the right, like prisoners
"Congratulations to the Divine Monarch for the end of the first reincarnation, so let's start the second life, right?"
"Your uncle, you make it clear......"
Qin Feng struggled as hard as he could, but the two old men in armor still kicked him into reincarnation without saying anything.
When Qin Feng was reincarnated, he turned out to be a newborn baby, but his baby was very strange and didn't cry a word, no matter how the midwife slapped Qin Feng, he didn't cry
"This kid can't be a fool, is he?"
The midwife stared at the baby that Qin Feng had turned into in a daze, as if she were looking at a freak. Qin Feng also glared back at the thin midwife, and just looked at the old woman without saying a word, cursing constantly in his heart
"You're a fool, your whole family is a fool. ”
After a while, an old woman walked up to the midwife with a shaky smile and looked at Qin Feng in swaddling clothes
"That playboy of the Tiger family is simply inferior to a beast, and he didn't even let go of the stupid girl in our family, and she gave birth to this evil seed, which is so sad that the stupid girl can't get married."
After Qin Feng heard the old woman's words, he was depressed, no wonder the midwife said that she was a fool, and she was really reincarnated as a descendant of a fool
"Heavenly Dao, your uncle, it's a lot of fun to play with Lao Tzu, don't you dare to arrange a normal family for Lao Tzu?"
At this moment, suddenly a woman who looked like a maid ran in in a panic and said
"Madame is not good, Miss is too hungry after giving birth, she is a little anxious to eat, and she choked to death if she was not careful"
At the same time, another housekeeper ran in and said breathlessly
"The playboy of the Tiger family actually fell in love with the mare next door, and tried to insult the mare, but was kicked to death by the mare. ”
"Oh my God, what kind of sin have I created? Look at these strange deaths, what face does Lao Tzu have to live? Please, fall me to death!"
Qin Feng exerted his strength to eat, but still didn't say a word, he could only cry in a hurry, maybe he cried too hard, and he urinated a big bubble, Qin Feng felt that he was under the warm and moist liquid at the moment, and his little face was flushed.
"My hard-working grandson, both parents died as soon as he was born, and my grandmother said that she would raise you as an adult. ”
The tearful old woman held herself in her arms with a handful of snot and tears, looking at the old lady's snot and tears ticking on her face, Qin Feng couldn't spit it out.
"I beg your old man to show mercy and kill me, right?"
Perhaps it was Qin Feng's sincere prayer that finally moved the Heavenly Dao. I saw that the old lady's eyes rolled and she was dead, and she threw Qin Feng to the ground with a snap.
"The little young master's life is really hard, almost all his relatives died when he was born, why don't we send him away together, and there will be a response when he arrives. ”
Qin Feng suddenly heard the very humane suggestion of the kind-hearted little maid who was kind-hearted at first glance, and he was simply overjoyed
"Hurry up, hurry up, I can be free again"
Not long after, the family brought a copper basin, which was very exquisitely made, and there was a delicate butterfly carved on it
"Huh, butterflies again?"
When Qin Feng was in doubt, the kind little maid pressed Qin Feng into the water very gently
"I rely on ......"
Although Qin Feng was prepared, the feeling of being drowned was really uncomfortable, and after some struggle, Qin Feng was relieved again.
"Welcome to the end of the second life's reincarnation journey, let's continue to the third life, right?"
When the old chrysanthemum appeared in front of Qin Feng again with a smile, Qin Feng's nose was crooked
"Your uncle, what kind of dog (pì) reincarnation did you arrange, this is ......"
Before Qin Feng's words fell, he was kicked into the reincarnation passage by two armored old men again.
The third Qin Feng was reincarnated as a little boy of three or four years old, his mother was an ugly shrew, his father was a thin man, and coincidentally he was born into a family surnamed Hu.
What made Qin Feng depressed was that the family was once again attached to the Dao of Heaven, and they were a veritable male thief and female prostitute.
Watching the ugly woman seduce wild men behind her husband's back every day, whether it is a blind old man or a second fool, the ugly woman almost makes the comer refuse, and Qin Feng, who watched it, only doubted whether his breed belonged to the hybrid category.
And the thin man surnamed Tiger does those unscrupulous deeds of digging graves every day, and seems to have a preference for those rotten female corpses. Qin Feng couldn't help but pointed at Cangtian (nǎi) and scolded angrily
"Thief God, you can play uncle, uncle can be sure now, what the insect said is right, uncle must have killed your family, forcibly all the women (xìng) in your family, and also pulled on your ancestral grave ......"
Qin Feng's insult with a sense of justice was really responded to by God, and the thin man surnamed Hu was scared to death because he encountered a supernatural incident during the tomb robbery. And the ugly woman was also found by those women of good families, and then they rode wooden donkeys through the streets.
Qin Feng, a little beast, was also knocked into the wooden cage, and was comfortably served by rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves, and finally the ugly woman was sunk into the river, and Qin Feng was starved to death in the wooden cage.
It's just that before Qin Feng died, a butterfly landed on the wooden cage where he was imprisoned, and seeing him dying of hunger, the butterfly seemed to be dancing very happily.
"Why are there butterflies?"
Qin Feng was still wondering, but he was dragged and thrown into the reincarnation passage by two old men in armor. This time, Qin Feng didn't bother to fight, because he knew that it was meaningless.
The eighth Qin Feng was reincarnated as a little beggar with no father and no mother, and others called him Xiaohu.
"Tiandao, Tiandao, you can play with the uncle, so you won't bother your parents this time, let's see ...... later"
Qin Feng made up his mind that he must be mixed up in this life, but as soon as he made up his mind, suddenly a group of fierce and vicious officials rushed into the ruined temple where he was
"My lord, I have found out that it is this little thief, who has the audacity to steal the clothes of the young lady and the maids again and again. ”
At the head of the gang was a sturdy man with a full face (ròu), and the man sneered when he heard this
"What a stinky beggar who is cowardly, hack me to death with a knife"
Seeing a group of officials draw out their shiny long knives when they heard this, Qin Feng jumped up suddenly
"You are still unreasonable, how can you be wronged without evidence and without evidence......"
As soon as Qin Feng finished speaking, a red belly pocket fell from his arms, and a dancing butterfly was clearly embroidered on the belly pocket
"Your uncle, why are you a butterfly again?"
After Qin Feng saw the butterfly on his belly pocket, he was dumbfounded for a moment, followed by a flash of knife light, and he was successfully relieved again
"Old chrysanthemum, I was wrong, stop playing......"
Before Qin Feng could finish shouting, he was kicked into the reincarnation passage again by two old men in armor
The twenty-third Qin Feng was reincarnated as the illegitimate son of a wealthy businessman surnamed Hu, the appearance of this child is simply miserable, one leg is lame, one hand is crippled, and there are no front teeth, and the other eye is blind, and the most hateful thing is bald......
After Qin Feng saw his appearance in the bronze mirror, he couldn't help but greet the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the Heavenly Dao, but just as he finished greeting, a woman with two knives in her hand broke into his home.
"Why am I a flower thief? You open your eyes and see that I walk like a ghost, can I pick flowers?"
Qin Feng looked at the angry female catcher in front of him with a sad face, but no matter how he explained, he was finally arrested and put in prison.
In the end, after some evidence, he not only carried out a number of tragic bloody cases, but what was even more odious was that he was full of self-destruction, and insulted several wives and concubines of his biological father.