Chapter 350 Bullshit Heavenly Dao
"Those dead people are really shitty, and I can't handle it even if I'm a cripple?"
Listening to this accusation, and looking at the testimony presented in court, Qin Feng endured round after round of torture, and was scolded by thousands of people......
"The human and material evidence is complete, and now this head-catching butterfly will cut you with a thousand knives in accordance with the will of the people"
"Your uncle, you are a butterfly, can you tell me before you die, where did I offend you, why do I want to die when I see something related to butterflies?"
"You brute, you know what you've done. ”
Qin Feng looked at the cold murderous intent in the female catcher's eyes, and his heart trembled, and then he was confused by this female demon who happily took a small knife and cut three thousand six hundred knives
"You dead butterfly, you are definitely the same as the way of heaven, you are about to give in, you should sell (ròu) pieces, this knife skill is really amazing......"
The twenty-eighth Qin Feng was reincarnated as a corrupt dog official, not surprisingly surnamed Hu, and the most bizarre thing about this dog official is that he likes to make gold into the same shape as, and sleeps with gold mounds every day. Then after a Fengzhi Qincha named Butterfly appeared, he was dismissed and investigated, and finally thrown into the dung pit, and really held the and became a dung ghost happily and well.
The thirty-fifth Qin Feng was reincarnated as a general surnamed Hu, and after being captured by the enemy, he was inhumanly abused by the other party, and was rudely insulted by more than a dozen big men in turn, so he liked this masochistic feeling, and then successfully defected to the enemy and treason. Then the heroine butterfly appeared, and a sword pierced his scorched chrysanthemum, which can be described as a refreshing death without the slightest regret.
In the fortieth century, Qin Feng was reincarnated as a (jiān) merchant, but because of his incompetence in some aspects, he needed the help of nobles to continue the incense, and was given a green halo on the top of his head by his good brother Butterfly, and finally he embezzled all his family property, and a cup of poisonous wine ruined his life.
This Qin Feng, after desperately breaking free from the two armored old men in the reincarnation, fought hard with the three old things, and as a result, he was reincarnated again with a blue nose and swollen face, and turned into a female dog with a hair (qíng), and this female dog was named Tiger Girl.
The owner Butterfly is an extremely (ài) person, in order to help it solve the physiological needs of the female dog, he spared no expense to buy a tall and handsome strong donkey, and then he was forced to bow by the donkey, with a heart-rending wail, he ended this reincarnation journey again......
Then Qin Feng was reincarnated again as a tired breeding pig, a big king with a shark, and maggots with all kinds of wind and snow in the thatched house......
In short, it's all dirty, filthy, filthy and obscene, and what's even more infuriating is that even maggots are such a dirty thing, and it's still a mutated variety called tiger maggots, it seems that he is destined to be inseparable from the tiger family.
In addition, there is an iron rule, that is, after encountering people and things related to the word butterfly, his life is basically over.
After fifty lifetimes, Qin Feng was disgusted, and he couldn't figure out how he had offended the legendary unlucky Heavenly Dao, and he hadn't ever gotten a good death in his fifty lifetimes.
And he has tried all kinds of ways to die, basically without repeating them.
"If you have the ability to come on, I want to see how else you can play?"
Qin Feng came to the reincarnation in a rage. Prepare for the reincarnation of the fifty-first.
However, he found that the old chrysanthemum and the two old men in armor were not there, only a mysterious person sat alone in the old chrysanthemum's original position, the man was wearing a hat and a black robe, and he couldn't tell whether it was a man or a woman.
"With the help of this small Zhenling Pagoda Array, how does it feel to once again present the past fifty lives for the Venerable Divine Monarch?
As soon as the man spoke, his voice was extremely illusory and overlapping, and Qin Feng still couldn't tell whether he was a man or a woman. But at this moment, Qin Feng didn't bother to figure out this inconsequential detail
"Why don't we have a companion? Lao Tzu can share his happiness with you without reservation. ”
Qin Feng looked at this secretive mysterious person angrily
"I really admire the forbearance of the Tiger God Monarch, where is the majesty that used to be high? Although I have endured the torment of a hundred generations, I can finally embark on the immortal path, but I still can't get out of the palm of my lord's hand. ”
"Tiger God Monarch? This title is strangely fresh, but you don't like this tone, it sounds better than this!"
The man laughed nonchalantly and continued
"Okay, don't hide it, it's all come to this point, don't you want to come out to meet each other? Benjun also spent 10,000 years of cultivation to let a wisp of soul fall here, wouldn't it be a pity to miss it? Besides, do you really want Benjun to present the remaining fifty worlds together? I'm afraid that this small Zhenling Pagoda can't withstand the next floating world, and then your (shēn) share will not be able to hide, rather than being plagued by those ant-like little monks, it is better to fulfill my old man, so that your dignity can be regarded as a little reserved......”
Qin Feng listened to that man Rory say a lot of words that he didn't understand at all, and shook his head a little impatiently to interrupt his words
"Are you sick? Can you say something?"
"Alas, this shēn is really not like you at all, he is much more crazy than you, and if you had this courage back then, you would not have fallen into that step. ”
The man was still saying something out of tune, and Qin Feng was dazed when he heard it, he looked this mysterious person up and down, and patted his head after a long time and said
"You can't be the heavenly way of that dog (pì)? I think you're really sick, and you're having a lot of fun playing with the uncle? Or maybe the uncle is now stripped naked, and he will have a real fight with you? You are a dead pervert......
"Bastard, how can you talk here, shut your mouth"
After the man finished speaking, he waved his sleeves, and a burst of black mist rolled towards Qin Feng like thick ink sprayed out of thin air
"I'll go, what's this?"
Qin Feng only felt dizzy for a while, and then his consciousness began to gradually blur, as if he was extremely sleepy, so he just stood and fell asleep.
However, after a while, Qin Feng suddenly opened his eyes, and the momentum of the whole person changed, and he put away the watch (qíng) that had always been hippie and smiling, and the spirit of the whole person seemed to have been reborn in an instant.
I saw that Qin Feng's face was solemn, and the tone of the whole person was completely as if he had changed people
"Do you have to get the last trace of your divine thought (bī) out?
"No way, you are the demon on my path, in order to let you no longer escape, I do not hesitate to spend 10,000 years of cultivation, and I also broke the rules, I will inevitably suffer 10,000 years of punishment when I go back, but as long as you can completely die, it is all worth it." ”
When the mysterious man saw this, he no longer sat upright as he had just done before, and stood up (shēn) gently
"Hehe, Benjun also feels tired, it's really boring to procrastinate like this, so the suo (xìng) today (rì) will be broken. ”
"This is like you I knew before, if you lose, you lose, and only complete dissipation will make you completely free, isn't it?"
"Benjun really admires you for acting despicably and shamelessly, but when it comes to reasoning, you are like a saint. ”
At this point, the conversation between the two seemed to be coming to an end, only to see Qin Feng smile coldly, and then suddenly strode forward
"Benjun can dissipate like this, but he must also seize this golden opportunity to borrow your share (shēn) for a good use. ”
"Oh, do you think you have what it takes?"
The man watched Qin Feng come step by step (bī) without the slightest fear, but instead clasped his hands in front of (xiōng), as if he was looking forward to it
Just as Qin Feng rushed to the mysterious man's approach, he suddenly punched out. The strong fist wind was mixed with the sound of a tiger roaring, and a straight punch slammed into the man's (xiōng) mouth.
"It's a pity that your a** is too bad. ”
The mysterious man sneered, and then shook his hand slightly, and a seemingly white and tender palm actually blocked Qin Feng's powerful punch very easily.
The white jade palm was just a slight grip, and Qin Feng's fist was fiercely clenched in the palm of his hand, and with the crackling sound, it seemed that his fist would be completely crushed by this person in a few moments.
"Hey, hey, your kid's greatest ability in his life is to be a (yīn) person, now try the taste of being (yīn) too?"
Qin Feng watched his huge fist almost deformed by the mysterious man's pinching like this, and instead of the slightest pain, he laughed, and that smile was extremely weird.
"Bang"
At this moment, a flame suddenly appeared on Qin Feng's fist, it was his Heavenly Evil Fire.
"The little natal fire also wants to ......"
After seeing this scene, the mysterious man not only did not panic in the slightest, but said in a slightly sarcastic tone, but just as he was halfway through speaking, his body suddenly trembled, and then his voice trembled a little
"It can't be, how can it be this flame, it can't be in this realm. ”
Just when the person was panicking, a worm suddenly crawled out of Qin Feng's natal fire, the heavenly evil fire, and the insect was full (shēn) of golden firelight, quickly climbed up to the man's arm, and then suddenly (shēn) body swelled up extremely quickly
"Wowhaha, my brother Feng, you are really my brother's lucky star, there is such a good (bī) opponent, it is a great supplement!"
"Dead loach is less nonsense, don't forget the great kindness of this gentleman when you get benefits. ”
"Certainly, I will definitely let Brother Feng ascend early, and then we will see you in the fairy world. ”
After the insect finished speaking, it turned into a streamer and stabbed between the eyebrows of the mysterious man. The mysterious man screamed, and then roared fiercely
"It's a big deal"
Immediately, the black mist in the sky enveloped Qin Feng layer by layer, the firelight and the black mist were constantly entangled, and with a sudden explosion sound, after a while, all the roaring and insulting sounds gradually dissipated, and everything returned to calm.
A moment later, Qin Feng turned into a red tiger full of scars (shēn), and some tears flashed in his eyes
"Hehe, it seems that Benjun has been hiding for so many years, but he hasn't escaped after all, everything is retribution. ”
After the black mist gradually dissipated, the insects were wrapped in clusters of golden flames, and the clumps of silk threads were intertwined on top of each other, as if they were about to turn into something like a silkworm cocoon
"I didn't expect Brother Feng to be so big, no wonder I felt very attached when I saw it for the first time. ”
The bug's lazy voice grew deeper and lower, as if it was full of tiredness.
"Don't think that if Benjun is completely dissipated, there is no way to restrain you, you better honestly help Benjun's reincarnation (shēn), and once the time comes, everyone will take what they need, and don't make any small calculations. ”
The tiger's voice also seemed to be more and more lacking.
"Don't worry, although the Immortal doesn't have a good impression of you, the sad Divine Monarch, your reincarnation (shēn) is very much in line with my appetite. ”