Chapter 154: Sure it's going to be so hasty
This is the end of the thrilling first day.
What I thought was a life like a spy movie didn't seem to have come.
Early in the morning, Zhuzhu and I went to the company on time to report.
This time, there were no more security guards to stop us, and we were able to sit down at the desk we had chosen yesterday.
It was a simple office, enclosed by a translucent frosted glass door, with exactly two desks inside.
It's a little more advanced than the surrounding cubicles, and it's a little more private.
According to Xiao Song, such rooms are for the use of ministers of various departments.
"Is this for the minister?" I asked, surprised.
"No, it won't. Xiao Song smiled sweetly: "There are many minister's offices like this in the company, and now there are five or six that are idle." And this is just an ordinary minister's office, like Minister Tu of the Ministry of Personnel, Minister Hu of the Ministry of Finance, and Minister Song of the Ministry of Commerce, their offices will be a little better. ”
Xiao Song glanced at us, as if he felt that we did not have a leader-like sense of distance, and said a few more words: "You can rest assured to sit down here, this place is already very low-key." I heard that the special assistants from the head office were all assigned to work in the luxury suites on the 48th floor. ”
"Then why did they all move out?" asked Zhuzhu.
"I don't know. Xiao Song shook his head embarrassedly and said: "I came to the company late, Secretary Zeng usually only asked me to be responsible for reception and printing, and I haven't been in contact with anything else." ”
"Oh, that's okay, we're just curious. Zhu Zhu didn't care at all and thanked him: "Then thank you today, if we need anything in the future, we may have to trouble you often!"
"It's okay, just tell me if you need to. Xiao Song turned around and went out, and didn't forget to take the door for us.
……
The office today is quiet and there is not a single visitor.
The colleagues in the surrounding cubicles are also immersed in their work, nervous and busy.
"Zhuzhu, where do you say we're going to start investigating?" This is the first time I've experienced this kind of thing, and I can't help but want to rely on Zhuzhu's judgment.
And this time, Zhuzhu didn't give me a direct answer as usual, but asked my opinion: "Xiaoyan, what do you think?"
"Me?" I hesitated: "I'm a little scared of such a big thing......"
It's not that I don't have ideas, in fact, since I knew that I would come to City B to investigate the financial problems of the branch, I would ponder this matter every night before going to bed.
Zhu Zhu was unmoved, and encouraged: "Xiao Yan, Mr. Ye has explained to me that you are in charge of this investigation, and my job is only to be responsible for your food, clothing, housing and transportation, as well as to rescue you in time when you are in danger." ”
She threw me a reassuring look and continued: "Don't worry, no matter what happens, you have Mr. Ye behind you to support you, and you can't make a mistake!"
I'm in a trance, is this considered to use one of my own branches to create an internship opportunity for me?
Combing through the ideas that have slowly formed in my mind recently, I boldly said: "In my opinion, let's start with the personnel department first, and find them to go to the branch for nearly a year's payroll." ”
"Okay, I'll go ask for it. Zhuzhu was very relieved to agree, and went out in a hurry.
Me: "......"
Are you sure to be so hasty and investigate the financial problems of a branch office, it is all my personal preference?
……
Zhuzhu's efficiency is still very high, but in a moment, the paper file of the branch's salary statement for nearly a year is placed on my desk.
"Xiao Yan, this is a paper version for the record, and the electronic version has been sent to your mailbox, remember to check it!" Zhu Zhu said and pulled out a person from behind him and introduced: "This is Xiao You, who is in charge of making the salary list, if you have any questions, you can ask her." ”
The girl called Xiao You looked like she had just come out of school, and she was deliberately dressed maturely, but she couldn't hide her youthful atmosphere.
Her voice trembled a little, obviously a little scared: "Hello Assistant Qin, I'm You Yu of the Personnel Department, just call me Xiao You." ”
Hey, the picture in front of me reminds me of my appearance when I first joined the company, and I am also so timid and afraid!
I smiled gently: "Hello Xiaoyou, I just want to familiarize myself with the personnel of the company first, and I don't mean to criticize you, you don't have to be so nervous." ”
"Yes, yes. Xiao You's nervousness didn't seem to be alleviated at all, and she explained herself: "I'm used to being nervous when I see the leader, and I can't control it, which makes you laugh." ”
I smiled in my heart, she was really a cute little girl, and I wanted to adjust the atmosphere and said, "Xiaoyou, you should have just graduated, were you super afraid of teachers and counselors at school before?"
Xiao You's eyes suddenly widened, and he said in surprise: "How do you know?"
"Because I was just like you back then!" I said half-truthfully, "I used to be very afraid of teachers and counselors, and I was inexplicably nervous when I saw them. Later, when I was looking for a job, I became nervous when I saw the leader...... Do you think it's like you?"
Xiao You finally raised his head, looked me in the eye and asked, "Then how did you change? I don't think you're nervous at all now!"
Little fool, that's for sure, because you're not a leader.
God knows how worried I was when I met Mr. Yuan and Secretary Zeng yesterday.
It's just that I don't want to admit defeat in momentum at the beginning, and I just pretend to be calm on the surface.
"Well, it's good if you have more contact with the leaders in the future. I said casually.
Actually, this is also true.
Because of the increasing contact with the big iceberg, the original fear and awe of him gradually faded.
"Well, thank you Assistant Qin for your advice, can I often harass you in the future?" Xiao You seemed to be very teachable, and at the end he didn't forget to stick out his tongue slightly naughtily.
I laughed and said, "Isn't that much better, aren't you nervous anymore?"
"Uh-huh. Xiao You smiled shyly: "That's because I think Assistant Qin is very kind, more like the big sister next door, and a little bit like the big leader of the head office." ”
Well, how can I feel that I have been truthed?
In fact, I'm not a big leader in the first place, I'm just chasing ducks to the shelves, and I'm just a fox and a fake tiger.
Xiao You left happily, and the one-year salary list was left quietly.
"Xiao Yan, you have a good attitude, and you are still in the mood to teach your young sister. Zhu Zhu teased.
I held my forehead with a headache: "Zhuzhu, don't laugh at me." I pointed to the thick stack of salary scales on the table, and said sadly: "I have a headache when I look at this dense salary list, so many people, where to start?"
Zhuzhu hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Don't expect me, I am studying hotel management, I can't understand these salary schedules or anything!"
Me: "......"
Looks like I'm still counting on myself!
……
As the saying goes, happy times are short-lived.
In fact, I think that busy times are also short-lived.
When I carefully began to study the thick stack of payslips, time seemed to be equipped with an accelerator, and I didn't pay attention to hear the bell for the end of work.
I exclaimed, "Oh my God, I'm off work so soon!"
Zhuzhu said speechlessly: "Xiao Yan, this is the first time I've heard you say this." Don't you always shout that work time is slow and life is difficult?"
I can't deny it: "What's the matter, Zhuzhu, don't spread rumors, I've always loved my work very much." ”
"Yes, yes, it's me who blames you. Zhuzhu stepped forward and asked curiously: "How is it, after looking at the salary list for a day, what do you gain?"
Me: "......"
Don't poke me in the sore spot at once, okay!
I shook my head a little discouraged: "It's so easy to find a problem, in fact, it's completely different from what I expected." ”
"Oh, what's the difference?" Zhuzhu looked at me with interest.
Me: "......"
Why do we have to work overtime to discuss work?
But now the mood is really depressed, and it is good to talk to Zhuzhu, I analyzed: "I briefly estimated before, according to the number of floors of the office building and the area of a single floor, there are as many as 390 staff in the branch, which is really unreasonable!"
"So much!" Zhu Zhu exclaimed, hurriedly covered her mouth with her hand, and asked in a low voice: "No wonder you asked for a salary schedule at the beginning, do you suspect that the branch has raised a lot of idlers, and the labor cost has increased, which has led to a financial crisis?"
"That's a good situation. I also leaned closer and said: "I am more worried that the company has not recruited so many people at all, so many offices are actually empty, so many floors are also hidden from people, in fact, the company's huge labor costs are artificially inflated." ”
Zhu Zhu obviously couldn't believe it: "Isn't this a blatant fraud?
I nodded, "If it's the same as I guessed, it's illegal." However, I carefully checked the list of company personnel throughout the year today, and it seems that I have thought too much, and the company is indeed just raising a bunch of idlers. ”
Zhuzhu: "......"
Zhuzhu's thinking was very quick, and after a moment of astonishment, she quickly raised new doubts: "But Xiaoyan, although there are so many people on the salary list, how do you conclude that these people on the salary list are really hired by the company? What if the salary list itself is fake?"
I sighed and said, "Maybe I've thought about this too." Payroll can indeed be faked, but the real cash flow figures are fake, and there is no room for manipulation. ”
"Why not?" Zhu Zhu retorted: "For example, the company spends money to apply for a batch of so-called salary cards, and normally pays these cards 'salary' every month, and then secretly transfers the 'salary' in the card to a secret account for some shady ......"
"The salary part is indeed possible. My finger pointed to the part of the five insurances and one housing fund: "However, the employee's 'five insurances and one housing fund', including personal income tax, is a real cash flow, which cannot be faked." ”
I don't think any company has the ability to work with administrative agencies such as human resources and social security, taxation and so on to commit fraud!
"But......" Zhuzhu is not dead.
"Forget it, let's think of another way. I comforted Zhuzhu and comforted myself: "Although it is true that a full set of fakes can be faked, and the company can really help these non-existent employees to pay the 'five insurances and one housing fund' and individual income tax, but in that case, the cost is too high, and some of the gains outweigh the losses!"