In the afternoon, through two meetings with the first and second leaders of the branch, accompanied by the secretary Xiao Song, we finally found a suitable office seat.

It's really not easy!

In the evening, Zhu Zhu and I enjoyed a special lunch prepared for us by Shi Shi, and we seemed to find a familiar warm taste.

"Xiao Yan, I'll go first, and you should rest early. Zhuzhu, who has always been lively and cheerful, also rarely showed a trace of fatigue, she advised: "Today is only a preliminary test on the side of the branch, and I don't know what traps are waiting for us later, we have to cheer up and go all out to face it!"

"Don't worry. "I answered easily, even if it is for the sake of the big iceberg, I will definitely persevere, is it possible that I can still contract outsiders to pit my boyfriend's money?

I didn't bother to move the beads, so let me fall down on the sofa and rest.

Open the mobile phone QQ as usual, as expected, there is really a lot of unread information.

The first is the old cotton: Little beauty, how does it feel on the first day of work? Have you been squeezed and enslaved?

I secretly sighed in my heart, it was not only oppression and enslavement, but I was almost calculated by the old foxes and even lost my life! Lao Mian is really, since he guessed that this would be the case, not to mention helping to think of a way to deal with it, he still said cool things like no one else!

Fingers slid down, and Lao Mian's conversation didn't seem to be over.

Curious old cotton: Did I guess it? Tell me, how did they fix you?

Puzzled old cotton: Why is there no response, you won't have died on the spot, right?

Compromise Old Cotton: Okay, okay, I won't tease you. Although I don't know what specific difficulties you are encountering now, it is estimated that there are only some dirty things, so I will remind you of one point - when you are a newcomer, listen more and watch less and talk less;

Me: "......"

What, isn't this just to persuade me to pretend to be deaf and dumb and stand still?

It's so literate, pretending to be a cultural person!

Continuing to look at the news, the second one is a big iceberg.

The distressed iceberg: Didn't you sleep well last night? Then sleep a little longer, and you can report again tomorrow.

The big iceberg of worry: I didn't expect the group of people in the branch to be so bold and dare to instruct the security guards to embarrass you! Xiaoyan, you just have to let it go, I will help you carry out any mistakes.

Angry Iceberg: Xiao Yan, what kind of luxury office do you want to sit in, I want to see if they dare to ask me for rent!

Scared Iceberg: Why don't you come back, this kind of environment is not suitable for you at all, I'm worried about you......

Da Bingshan knows what happened to me today, and it seems that Zhuzhu reported in detail.

I am light and light: You must be clear about what happened today, don't worry, Zhuzhu and I are smart, and we won't fall into their trap easily.

Anxious iceberg: Xiaoyan, I'm sorry, I originally thought that the branch was just a simple financial problem, but I thought that I happened to be a professional counterpart with you, and it was logical to deal with it in the past, but I didn't expect it......

I didn't expect it to be a tiger and wolf den full of dangers!

I continued to comfort: It's not as bad as you say, at least I've seen the world this time.

If it weren't for this visit, maybe I would never have seen this incredible darkness under the protection of the great iceberg.

……

Before I had time to sigh about the impermanence of the world and the creation of people, my little yellow local tyrant Jin sang happily.

Hey, it's Maomao!

"Tell me, is you dead girl sick or disabled?" As soon as the phone was connected, a hairy soprano came from the earpiece.

"Aha?" Did Mao Mao also know what happened to me? How did she know? And why did she ask me if I was sick or disabled? The senior management of the branch did calculate me viciously, but they didn't dare to make me sick or disabled on the first day!

"Don't pretend to be stupid, this trick is useless to me!" Mao Mao said in an unkind tone: "The guts are getting fatter and fatter, and you actually went to City B by yourself to be chic, and you don't contact me at all! Unless you are sick or disabled, I don't accept other reasons!"

Me: "......"

Actually, I'm no better than being sick or disabled!

In order to quickly win Maomao's sympathy and ask for her forgiveness, I quickly, added fuel and vinegar, and told her what happened in the past two days.

"That's the way it is, it's really not that I don't want to contact you, it's really tossed to the point that I can't even look at my phone!" I said aggrievedly.

"I'll go, there really is such a strange thing in the world!" Mao Mao turned into an ammunition bag that could explode at any time: "They actually set up the special assistant's luxury office on the 48th floor, this is a blatant curse for you to 'die'!"

Me: "......"

Does 48 floors still have this meaning?

Wouldn't this be too far-fetched?

And, is that the point of my narrative?

I continued to ask for sympathy: "Mao Mao, do you think I'm super unlucky enough to have such a tricky errand! Fortunately, Secretary Lu secretly reported the news today, otherwise something big might happen?"

If I really sat in a luxurious office unguarded, and then experienced the shower function a little, would I face some door threat the next day?

Mao Mao's tone changed from shock to excitement: "Tricky? What's so tricky about such a simple thing?" Xiao Yan, you think, since they installed cameras in the shower room and shot videos to threaten the previous special assistant, then they must have enough video evidence in their hands to threaten the special assistant!"

The more Mao Mao spoke, the more excited he became: "If you can successfully find those video evidence, can't you turn them hostage in turn?"

yes, I didn't think of that!

It is illegal to secretly install cameras in the company to film the privacy of employees!

But.

I hesitated: "This kind of evidence, they must be well hidden, how can it be so easy to find out." ”

Mao Mao didn't care and said: "This kind of thing is usually in the computer, as long as you find a computer hacker and hack into their computer, it's not easy to get evidence! Oops, it feels like a spy movie, just thinking about it makes me feel so exciting!"

Me: "......"

Easier said than done, computer hacker, this character who seems to only exist in foreign science fiction films, where do you ask me to find it in real life?

However, Maomao's idea is still quite good, at least theoretically feasible.

In order not to dampen the enthusiasm of Maomao's classmates, I had to say perfunctorily: "Then I usually pay attention to it and see if I can find a more reliable computer hacker." ”

"Uh-huh. Mao Mao was very excited: "If you really get the evidence, remember to share it with me, let me open my eyes!"

Me: "......"

Big sister, you're kidding!

Not to mention that this involves personal privacy, it is estimated that it is illegal to peek. Let's just say that if this matter is known to your Ah Fei, where will I still have a small life.

……

Mao Mao, who thought that he had successfully solved the problem for me, was satisfied and changed the topic: "Xiaoyan, I heard that many big stars live in City B, you usually have to keep your eyes open and take a look, maybe a certain heavily armed person who passes by you is a big star!"

Uh, a big star in full gear?

Not only have I seen him before, but I've also enjoyed his special delivery service once.

However, Xu Yifan clearly told me before that I was friends with him, and don't tell anyone, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble.

Since I promised him, I naturally had to keep the agreement.

I just feel a little sorry for being kept in the dark.

I wanted to escape this sensitive topic with a weak heart: "Maomao, which little fresh meat have you been obsessed with recently? Go back and give me popular science, if I really bump into me on the road, I can help you get a signed photo." ”

"What little fresh meat, I don't like those embroidered pillows, what I like has always been Xu Yifan!" Every time I mention my idol's hair, I will inexplicably fall into a kind of selfless excitement: "If you can help me get Xu Yifan's signed photo, I will promise you whatever you ask!"

But in an instant, Mao Mao said a little deflated: "But Xu Yifan is now popular, and it is estimated that there are bodyguards accompanying him when he goes out, and it is estimated that it is ......unlikely to meet him by chance."

Me: "......"

Can I say that Xu Yifan's autograph photo is the easiest for me?

It's too hard to meet by chance, but I can make a phone call to ask him out, and it looks like we still have a date that we bet on to play with for a day that hasn't materialized!

If I'm dating him and asking for a few autographed photos, it should be perfectly fine!

Hey, what am I thinking? How can I date Xu Yifan!

Seeing that I was silent, Mao Mao thought it was too difficult for me, so she hurriedly smiled and said, "Xiao Yan, I just said it casually, don't be too stressed." If you don't have a signed photo from a celebrity, I won't blame you!"

"Celebrities, they are not in the same world as us at all, where can it be so easy to say that they meet by chance!"

"And I heard that many celebrities have very strange tempers, and they generally don't interact with fans easily......"

Oops, Mao Mao said this, and I felt even more guilty and blamed myself.

Why don't I wait for Xu Yifan's autographed photo, and then tell Mao Mao that Lady Luck really favors me very much, and really let me have a romantic encounter with Xu Yifan?

A white lie should not be considered a lie.

"By the way, look at my memory, I almost forgot what I was doing today!" Suddenly, Mao Mao interrupted my ramblings with a scream:

"Xiaoyan, Sun Yunyue is going to hold a concert in City B this weekend, and as soon as I was excited, I bought two tickets online, thinking that I could come to City B to see you by the way. ”

Incidentally?

Saying that, she suddenly said with some pity: "But who would have thought that Ah Fei's parents happened to come to see us this week, and quietly bought all the train tickets, and my plan to go to City B was completely ruined." ”

So it's a pity that she can't listen to that person's concert, or is it a pity that she can't meet me?

"Xiaoyan, I'll send you the redemption codes for the two e-coupons, when you go over to listen to the concert, remember to record it for me!"

Me: "......"

I dare to go to the concert and have a mission!

But who is Sun Yunyue?

I asked suspiciously: "Maomao, why do you like Sun Yunyue again, isn't your idol Xu Yifan?"

Mao's soprano voice came from the earpiece again: "Please, don't tell me you don't know who Sun Yunyue is, whether you are from the earth or not! She is the hottest singer recently, and her first album released last month easily bought 30 million, and the media have commented that she is the most potential diva in the music industry!"

"Xu Yifan is my idol, I love to watch his movies, TV and variety shows, but he doesn't sing much......"