Chapter 297: Cosmic Smoke
Cross talk is divided into three performance forms: stand-up comedy, stand-up comedy and group comedy.
The most difficult cross talk to be recognized in the industry is stand-up comedy.
Stand-up comedy is said by one person, and there is no one to praise, and if a person stands on the stage, if he has no aura, he can't control the stage at all, so there will be a counterpart comedy master in the cross talk industry for more than ten years, but there will be no single master for decades.
Guo Dalu came to the stage this time to draw a lottery, no one thought that he would bring such a show, Beijing and Tianjin are cross talk nests, there is no shortage of people from Kyoto who came to the scene today, and there are a few people who know how to do it, and now they are surprised to see Guo Dalu actually talk about stand-up comedy, especially when they hear Guo Dalu's geographical map, it is even more surprising.
If you don't have some basic skills, or if your basic skills are not solid enough, it is impossible to say this in one breath so smoothly.
But Guo Dalu, a guy who killed pigs and turned into a director, when did he start cross talk again? Why does he have so many hobbies!
In fact, Guo Dalu appeared this time, Ma Cheng did not arrange a show for him, and Guo Dalu himself did not have time to rehearse the show, but an incident that happened a few days ago made him take the initiative to add this show.
Guo Dalu's cigarette and alcohol are not taboo, this smoking and drinking for a long time, will identify a brand, for example, he generally likes to drink fragrant liquor, such as Fenjiu, sorghum wine, these two wines are mellow and mellow, soft in the mouth, and have great stamina, which is his favorite type of liquor. As for smoking, because he is accustomed to the Lanbao cigarettes in his hometown of Baolan City, and he knows Zhang Lanbao, the director of the Lanbao Cigarette Factory, he has never been short of cigarettes.
But now the Lanbao cigarette factory is a bit sluggish, in the past this field is a big tax payer in Baolan City, the government naturally supports, now with the rise of emerging enterprises and the heat of real estate, this Lanbao cigarette factory is no longer valued by the government, and some people covet the land of the cigarette factory, so they began to find a way to squeeze Zhang Lanbao, so that he can sell the factory at a low price, they will pour it again, the difference of hundreds of millions of yuan will be in hand.
Seeing that his factory couldn't be saved, Zhang Lanbao felt extremely uncomfortable, but his arms couldn't twist his thighs, so he could only grit his teeth and admit it.
Zhang Lanbao was angry, thinking that the factory was going to close down, and he would no longer be able to send cigarettes to the old Guo family, so he simply pulled a large car from the factory and sent it to the Guo family.
Guo Kaishan saw that his expression was wrong, and only after asking carefully did he know that there was such a thing, so he called Guo Dalu on the spot and asked Guo Dalu what to do about it.
Guo Dalu thought about it and said that this thing is easy to do, let's buy this factory, except for the change of the legal person, everything else is as usual, Zhang Lanbao continues to be his factory director, how to do it before and how to do it now, he doesn't believe in these and dares to beat his idea.
Guo Dalu is not short of money now, and a large amount of cash is still in the bank.
In addition to investment, most of the money he earned during this period was given to Wang Xiaolu for safekeeping, and Wang Xiaolu himself didn't know anything about how to make money, so he simply took the stupidest method, bought a house, bought gold bricks, and deposited the rest of the money in the bank, leaving Guo Dalu more than one billion yuan as pocket money.
At that moment, Guo Dalu transferred 100 million yuan from the bank to his father, and asked the old man to take down the cigarette factory, and the legal person was changed to Guo Kaishan. Since the factory has changed owners, the name also needs to be changed, Guo Kaishan asked Guo Dalu for a new name, Guo Dalu thought about it, and suddenly remembered a famous stand-up comedy in another world in his mind, and immediately blurted out: "It's called Universe brand cigarettes!"
Guo Kaishan felt that this name was a bit nonsense and was not very happy, but since Guo Dalu insisted on it, he no longer objected, and since then the Lanbao Cigarette Factory has been renamed the Universe Cigarette Factory.
Now the factory has been bought, the name has been changed, in order to improve the product and survival speed, and a set of advanced production equipment has been purchased, and now it is on the right path.
Now that this cigarette factory has become his own, Guo Dalu naturally wants to make a contribution in order to prevent this factory from going bankrupt, so he took advantage of the opportunity of today's lottery party to start advertising for his cigarette factory, this program was temporarily requested by him, and even Ma Cheng, Huang Botao and others didn't know.
But today's party is a private party, and he is the number one person at the party, naturally he can do whatever he wants, anyway, he doesn't have to think about any political significance, and he doesn't have to worry about any organizational censorship, Guo Dalu wants to perform on stage, then let him perform, no one dares to object.
This "Universe Brand Cigarettes" by Ma Ji, a master of cross talk from another world, was really popular all over the country at that time, and in the next 30 years, looking at this cross talk, it is still outdated.
This cross talk basically covers all the product marketing methods in the next 30 years, and its forward-looking and ironic nature is far from being comparable to other stand-up comedy. After this "Cosmic Smoke", there is no stand-up comedy joke that can reach this height.
Because this cross talk is not only funny, but also humorous with gentle irony, this is a work that combines social phenomena with traditional cross talk.
In another world, since the 80s, there is no soil for satirical cross talk sketches to survive, and they are all overwhelmed with praise of merit, even the most famous "Interview with So-and-so", which is known as the conscience of the mouthpiece of the masses, has also become a boring program that sings about social evils.
In fact, not to mention the other world, even the Great Xia Kingdom, where Guo Dalu is now located, has become a pure farce whether it is a cross talk sketch.
Of course, cross talk is just cross talk, and there is no need to require any social significance, but it is a performance in a small theater, and if it is really put on the big stage, if it is just a simple laugh, it will be shallow.
If the audience really wants to have fun and just watch nonsensical funny movies, why do they have to listen to cross talk?
A work must have its practical significance in order to be widely disseminated, even film and television works are the same, looking at any classic film and television work, it has a core meaning, no meaning and no expression of the film, absolutely can not become a classic; literary works are the same, good articles must also have their own theme ideas.
And "Universe Brand Cigarettes" can be said to be a relatively in-depth and socially significant paragraph in stand-up comedy, and Guo Dalu likes it very much.
He said this cross talk on stage today, one is to advertise his cigarette factory, and the other is also for fun. We said that Guo Dalu doesn't like the Internet very much, what he likes is listening to dramas, listening to storytelling, listening to cross talk, drinking, fighting, and practicing martial arts.
This storytelling cross talk is an art form he has liked since he was a child, and today he has such an opportunity, he said that this cross talk is also for his own enjoyment.
Not to mention, he is such an image of a film and television actor, and suddenly stands on the stage and says cross talk, this sense of contrast makes people feel gimmicked, not to mention that there is a burden to shake, but there is no burden to shake, and the audience also feels fresh and funny.
"Oh, Guo Ye actually talked about cross talk, huh?"
"I said, why did he spray a cross talk sketch just now? Dare to love him, he wants to insert a foot into the cross talk circle!"
"Damn, don't say it, what he said is really good!"
"Is this cross talk? Why is it a person? Isn't it two people?"
"Stupid, this is stand-up comedy, the two of them are called stand-up comedy!"
As Guo Dalu threw off the burden and teased the bore, the audience burst into laughter, especially when he said: "It turns out that the cigarettes we used to produce were called "Dung Beetle Brand". Although this brand is not loud enough, but it has a strong local flavor! Later, when we flipped through the dictionary, we learned that the dung beetle is a shell! Roll the dung ball! Do you think this brand can not stink?", when this sentence was written, everyone in the audience burst into laughter, this stalk is enough to make people laugh even if it is a chat between friends at home, and now on this stage that can amplify the laughter, the laughter is even better.
At this time, the audience in front of the computer or mobile phone client, except for foreigners, all the Chinese who saw this show couldn't help laughing.
Song Qian, who was watching the live broadcast, covered her stomach and laughed vigorously, and kept beating Wang Xiaolu with her fists, "Hey, I'm laughing to death, when did Brother Da Lu change his career to cross talk?"
Wang Xiaolu was also very curious, and said with a smile: "I don't know about this, Brother Da Lu is very evil, maybe he will make something to scare you when he wants!"
Tianxi Film and Television's lottery activity is so big that it attracts people from all walks of life to watch, including actors in the cross talk industry.
Cross talk actors are also people, and some like to watch movies, and now that cross talk is in a recession, the cross talk industry is no longer very profitable, and many people are hungry and their eyes are green, and they really can't hold it, so they can only change careers.
Some cross talk actors may not like to watch movies, but for the sake of the prizes of Tianxi Film and Television, they also bought a movie ticket and were ready to try their luck.
These guys are more enthusiastic than the average movie fan, and since the live broadcast began, they haven't taken their eyes off the screen, for fear of missing out on their prize, although they also know that their odds of winning the prize are amazing.
On the stage, Guo Dalu just said something to criticize the cross talk sketch, which caused the dissatisfaction of these cross talk actors, why do you say that we are in the cross talk industry as a movie? What qualifications do you have? You are a layman and an insider, it is inexplicable, these cross talk actors are angry, and after watching this lottery party, they will start to crusade against Guo Dalu, of course, if they can really win the lottery and win the Golden Arhat, as for whether they will crusade against Guo Dalu or not, then they can discuss again.