ps: I made a mistake in the previous chapter, and some readers brought it up and found out.

"Iron Arhat, Bronze Arhat, Silver Arhat, these three winners have been drawn, and now only our highest award, that is, the Golden Arhat Award, remains!"

The host of the hemp pole helped the gold wire glasses, "This gold award is not ordinary, it is a real Arhat cast of pure gold, worth 680,000 yuan, and it also includes a free three-day tour of Songshan." Other film and television companies have also held small activities related to movies, but at most they only give fans a few small prizes, such as dolls or something, which are rarely worth more than 100 yuan, but since we Tianxi Film and Television want to give back to the fans, it is a real feedback, not a virtual one, for this lottery, our company has invested 15 million yuan. Because Guo Ye said, let's make money, but don't forget the audience! Without the support of the audience, we wouldn't have such a high box office today!"

"It is because of Guo Ye's suggestion that this lottery was implemented, so our company unanimously feels that the most qualified person to draw the gold award is Guo Dalu, Guo Ye!"

When the host said this, he said loudly in the cheers of the audience: "Please invite the director of Shaolin Temple, the planner of this event, and the internationally famous movie star, Mr. Guo Dalu!"

On-site lottery, from low to high, the identity of the lottery drawer is also from low to high, if according to the previous rules, the last lottery should be the main leader of Tianxi company, but the "previous rules" to Guo Dalu here is not suitable.

Not to mention in Tianxi Film and Television, even in Tianxi Group, even Chen Ruihu has to let Guo Dalu score three points, Ma Cheng is just a manager of Tianxi Group Film and Television Company, so naturally he doesn't dare to win big in front of Guo Dalu, so the person who finally draws the gold award can only be Guo Dalu, and no one else is qualified.

After hearing the host's call, Guo Dalu walked out of the audience and slowly walked to the big screen.

Compared with the previous batches of people who had to perform before they came on stage, Guo Dalu was very common on stage this time, even when Ma Cheng and Huang Botao came on stage, there were dancers and singers from the company singing on stage, but when Guo Dalu came here, there were no programs, he just walked to the stage honestly, not fancy at all.

But since hearing his name, the applause from the audience began to ring, until he walked to the stage to face the audience, the applause still continued, in terms of the enthusiasm of the applause, the previous Pang Bao, Song Qingyun and others could not compare with him.

"Hello Guo Ye!"

The host of this hemp pole looked excited, he is also a fan of Guo Dalu, "You are very welcome to come to our stage, to be honest, no one in our program group is sure whether you will come to our lottery party today, even Mr. Ma is not sure that you will come." Don't you know, when we hear that you are actually there, all the employees of our company are very excited. ”

Guo Dalu glanced at the host, "Nonsense, I have such a big wrist to come here to cheer, of course you will be excited!"

"Wow............"

The audience booed, and there was no shortage of funny fans who often went to Guo Dalu's Weibo to spin, and they couldn't help but boo him when they saw Guo Dalu being smug here.

"Guo Ye, can we still have a face?"

"Today's party is facing the whole world, is it appropriate for you to say that?

"Damn, Guo Ye, you still have this pee!

The host was also a little stunned on the stage, standing on the spot and looking at Guo Dalu and not knowing how to pick it up.

Guo Dalu glanced at him, "What are you staring at me? I'm all up, there's nothing to do with you on this stage, go down, go down, go you!"

"Huh?"

The host opened his mouth, the pestle was there, and his head was in chaos for a while, and he was blinded by Guo Dalu.

It wasn't until he walked off the stage in a daze that he reacted, "I'll go, why did I come down?"

On the stage, Guo Dalu looked at the audience, "There are a lot of people here today, but unfortunately none of you won the award, I am very comforted." ”

The audience was all happy, "Your sister, Guo Ye, what do you mean by this?"

"Damn, I know that Guo Ye's mouth is damaged, but I didn't expect this to start!"

"Is there anyone who talks like this? Among the artists who dare to ridicule the audience like this at the scene, it is estimated that it is Guo Ye!"

I heard Guo Dalu continue on stage: "This shows two problems, one is that none of you have bought tickets to watch the movies I made, and the other is that your luck is really not good. If it is the first reason, I would like to express my severe condemnation to you, how can you miss such a good movie from Shaolin Temple? Well, you are disrespecting me as a director! It is also irresponsible to you! Missing this movie is not my loss, but your regret, this movie is an important missing link in your life!"

"Poof!"

The audience laughed, they all knew that Guo Dalu was like a cannon, and his combat effectiveness was amazing, but he didn't expect his face to be so thick-skinned, and suddenly the scene was like a boiling pot, and it was a mess, some laughed, some applauded, some booed Guo Dalu, and more opened their mouths to cheer Guo Dalu.

"Guo Ye, where is the face?"

"You're so thick-skinned, is it really good?"

"This thick-skinned person can't even penetrate the city walls!"

"I feel sorry for Xiaolu's sister, she married such a cheeky person!"

Guo Dalu stood on the stage and glanced at everyone, "Hey, hey, what are you laughing at? What's so funny about this? You also feel funny when I state the facts? You guys are really low in laughter!"

"Hahahaha......"

The audience laughed even louder.

Guo Dalu looked helpless, "It's the first time I know that the laughter of our Chinese audience is so low, in this way, the humorous programs such as cross talk sketches should be very funny, why haven't there been even a decent humor master for so many years?

The audience laughed even louder.

"See, Guo Ye is starting to scare people again!"

"Grass, how did the people in the cross talk sketch world offend him?"

"Guo Ye's mouth is to catch whoever squirts!"

Guo Dalu stood on the stage and took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, lit the cigarette in front of everyone on the scene, and took a puff beautifully, "I don't hide it from you, in fact, I have changed my career now, I am no longer a director, and I don't write books anymore, writing books is too tiring and too risky." ”

"I wrote a travelogue about mountains and rivers, and some people said that I leaked state secrets. I write strange and strange things, and I say that I lead people to superstition. I commented on the book of war, and said that I had plotted against me and tried to rebel. I wrote biographies of celebrities, but I didn't expect this celebrity to lose power again, and I almost ended up in prison. It just so happened that my friend's cigarette factory in my hometown was not very profitable, so he wanted me to advertise the cigarettes in their factory and become a salesman by the way. Now he's hired me to be the director of their factory, so ah, I've switched to selling cigarettes now!"

The audience was surprised, I don't know what Guo Dalu is going to do, how to do a good lottery, and it has become a product promotion. Everyone pricked their ears one by one, wanting to hear what Guo Dalu was going to say.

I saw Guo Dalu continuing on stage: "Our cigarette factory, now I want to sponsor some products for this lottery party, na, it is the universe brand cigarette in my hand." ”

Guo Dalu said this, and took out a cigarette case from his pocket, "Which one of you will have one? Who will smoke it? Will you smoke it? Don't be embarrassed, come one, come one!"

As he spoke, he took out a few cigarettes from his cigarette case and scattered them under the stage, "Come and taste it, this cigarette is really good, although it smells a little bad and has a little resurgence, but the name is good!

The audience was curious and funny, not knowing what Guo Dalu was doing, they reached out to grab the cigarettes thrown down by Guo Dalu, and made a mess in the audience.

"Our cosmic brand cigarettes, no matter in any aspect, have stepped into the national advanced ranks. To use an adjective, that is, the factory is small and ambitious, and a golden phoenix flew out of the mountain nest!"

Guo Dalu held a cigarette between his two fingers, and was impassioned in the smoke, "Why is our product popular with the majority of users? This is not Lao Wang selling melons, selling himself and boasting, just our product, which has now been sold in many big cities across the country, parentheses: including Taiwan!"

Although the audience didn't know what Guo Dalu was going to do, they couldn't help laughing when they heard what Guo Dalu said.

While laughing, some people couldn't help but ask the friends sitting next to them, "Hey, what is Guo Ye doing?

"Are you really stupid or fake stupid? Do you think it's possible? He's supposed to be on a show!"

"Damn, what kind of show can this be? Jokes?"

"Don't make any noise, keep reading!

On the stage, Guo Dalu said serious nonsense: "We are still ready to break out of Asia and enter the international market!" Our cosmic cigarettes are ready to be sold to the United States, Japan, Britain, and the Soviet Union; India, Sweden, Denmark, and Burma; Switzerland, Norway, Britain, and Finland; Nepal, Yugoslavia, Afghanistan, Hungary, Bulgaria, and the Netherlands; Egypt, Yemen, Syria, Sri Lanka, and Algeria; Morocco, Sudan, Guinea, Kenya, Somalia, and Uganda; Tanzania, Zambia, and Mauritania. Kuwait, Nigeria, San Marino, Australia, Mexico, Argentina, Malta, Mauritius, Guyana, Luxembourg, Jamaica, Lebanon, Rwanda, France, Canada, ....... We'll sell everything on the map!"

The audience laughed again, there were people who like to listen to cross talk, and finally reacted after hearing this cross talk,, such a slippery mouth, Guo Dalu is talking about cross talk!

It's still the hardest stand-up comedy to say!