Chapter 689: The Woman in the Qinglou and the Professor
"Of course there are opinions!" Professor Yang said with great righteousness: "Video games are mainly sold to children, and your "Silent Night Thoughts in the Green Mansion" is a pornographic poem at all! It poisons young people at all, and it is a heinous crime!!"
"Huh......" Su Huai was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "Professor Yang, what do you say, how can this be an obscene poem?"
"Isn't this lewd!?What is lewdness?" Professor Yang shouted angrily.
"Then Professor Yang, please explain, where is this little bird, banana, and lewdness?" Su Huai asked with a solemn smile on his face.
Professor Yang was furious: "How can you say such a shameless thing?"
"Strange, strange. Su Huai said: "It's just that you take off your clothes and go to bed at night, get up in the morning to catch a bird, and eat a banana, what's the fuss about? Professor Yang thinks this is very lewd, is it that your own thoughts are too filthy?"
The scene suddenly sounded a burst of "hehe" ambiguous laughter, and all the game fans did not break it, to see how this fake Professor Yang ended.
Professor Yang really jumped like thunder, pointed at Su Huai and said: "Su Huai, you have reversed black and white like this, pointing to the deer as a horse, can you escape the mouth of the public? This little bird, banana! Don't others know what you are referring to?"
"What are you referring to?" Su Huai asked Professor Yang with a wink.
Professor Yang said: "What else can you refer to in the green building!?
"Oh......" Su Huai painted the scene with two big words "Qinglou" written on it.
Su Huai listened but picked up the painting, held it up and gave the camera a close-up: "Then show everyone if there are bananas and birds in this painting." β
At this time, everyone's eyes widened, and they saw that there were indeed two winged things by the comic window, and then there were two banana peels under the bed.
Su Huai explained: "This Qinglou woman, this poem says that she rested with her sisters last night, and then caught birds in the morning, and then ate bananas for breakfast, Professor Yang, please tell me, where is this lewd?"
As he spoke, he asked the 7 or 8-year-old players in the audience: "Children, what do you think of this poem?"
"It's similar to the diary that the teacher asked me to write every day, it's boring......" The little player came with his father and shouted loudly, and the scene was full of laughter.
Lin Haifeng deliberately laughed and said: "Haha, yes, where is this poem lewd, is it wrong to catch birds and eat bananas?"
Sheng Xiamei pretended to be puzzled and asked, "But Xiaolin, there is a stripping light in this poem?"
Lin Haifeng was surprised and said loudly: "It's strange, is it illegal to sleep naked? Which country's law prohibits sleeping naked?"
"I don't know where the law says that. Sheng Xiamei shook her head, looked at Professor Yang with a smile and said, "However, I think Professor Yang must know, otherwise how could he be so atmospheric?"
The scene was full of laughter again, Professor Yang's face was blue for a while, white for a while, he obviously knew that Su Huai was teasing him, but all the gamers present were laughing evilly, and no one was willing to break it, making him unable to argue.
However, although Professor Yang was deflated, he thought in his heart, good you Su Huai, no matter how you quibble, there is something, but you have to admit it, and said loudly: "Although Mr. Su is thoughtful, but he is not used on the right path, your game painting clearly says 'Qinglou', Qinglou is a brothel, and this poem is clearly a flirtatious poem!"
"Who said that Qinglou is a brothel?" Su Huai said with a smile.
"Isn't the Qinglou a brothel?" Professor Yang asked rhetorically.
Su Huai hadn't answered yet, so he listened to the midsummer beauty next to him:
"Of course, the Qinglou is not a brothel, the brothel is a place where prostitutes work, there are all over the world, and everyone can go to it for money, but the Qinglou is not, the Qinglou is unique to China, and the place where talented people gather in order to get love.
Qinglou women usually sell their art but not their bodies, they are like Professor Yang, they are knowledgeable and educated, and they are appreciated by others by relying on their talents...... And then get the reward, did anyone say Professor Yang that you work in a brothel?"
This sentence not only scolded Professor Yang for being a prostitute, but also alluded to the fact that the new European TV station was a brothel.
After listening to it, everyone at the scene reacted and laughed.
"Yes, yes~~ Some professors and experts are actually performers, and they are no different from the women in the Qinglou. β
"No, no, the women in the Qinglou have talents, which are pleasing to the eye, but some professors give people endless nausea, I want to vomit when I look at him. β
"It's the same service industry, why is the gap so big~~!"
Professor Yang listened to Su Huai and Sheng Xiamei compare him to a woman in a green building, and he was so angry that he couldn't wait to rush up and pick up the old fist and beat Su Huai hard.
But for the first time today, he heard that the girl in the Qinglou did not sell her body, and he had not read through the twenty-three histories, so where could he tell the difference between the Qinglou and the brothel? On the spot, his face rose like an eggplant, and he wanted to argue loudly, but when he saw Su Huai smiling and shaking his fan and looking at him, he suddenly felt a chill in his heart.
Everyone knows that they want to discuss the historical knowledge of Yanhuang with Su Dasheng... No matter who you are, you're going to end up fiasco.
Although Professor Yang was conceited, he also understood this fact, and his palms were also slightly cold sweat, and he almost fell into the trap of Su Huai, a kid!
When the host Matt saw that Professor Yang was deflated, he also hurriedly relieved himself and said, "Professor Yang, didn't you just comment on Mr. Su's game poems? β
Only then did Professor Yang react, how could he forget this, and said again and again:
"Yes, let's not mention the first "Silent Night Thoughts of the Green Mansion" just now, let's talk about the problems of the poems you made in this game. β
"Oh, could it be that there is a problem with the poems I just made?" asked Su Huai in surprise.
The fans of the game in the audience were also confused, and the many poems in "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" opened their eyes, only to know that the original role-playing game can still have so much cultural bearing, but Professor Yang actually said that there was a problem with the poems in it?
"I think it's pretty good, don't you?"
"What's the problem?"
"Does anyone know?"
"I don't understand~~"
Everyone was confused, but Professor Yang's expression regained his confidence, because he found that except for him, everyone else at the scene was a layman in poetry, and they didn't even notice Su Huai's problem, and they still had to rely on their Confucian Academy, so he asked with a smile.
"Mr. Su, can you read the poem that Jiu Jianxian read on the ten-mile slope, and read it to everyone~~"
Domoto and Okamoto thought to themselves, Su Huai has always been tricky, if you let him read it, he will read it, this old Confucian is really naΓ―ve, how can he ask that?
To their surprise, Su Huai nodded honestly and read the poem:
"Edgeworth rode the wind,
Between the world of demons,
There is a drink and a pleasure,
I'm crazy without alcohol.
Drink all the rivers,
Drink and swallow the sun and the moon again,
A thousand cups of drunkenness,
Only I am a wine and sword fairy. β
When everyone listened to this poem again, they still felt that it was wonderful, and some people clapped their hands and shouted, "Okay!"
But Professor Yang said solemnly: "What's so good about this? This is not a poem at all!!"
The atmosphere of the scene was condensed, and I thought to myself, why can't it be called poetry?