Chapter 690: You're Not Calling It Poetry!
Listening to Professor Yang's paintings, the atmosphere of the scene was condensed, and I thought to myself, why can't it be called poetry?
Su Huai didn't speak, just looked at Professor Yang quietly, waiting for him to continue.
Professor Yang knew that of course Su Huai would not confess and be lenient by himself, so he said loudly:
"Mr. Su, let me ask you, this poem, in terms of format, seems to be a five-rule poem, yes or no?"
Su Huai said: "Yes." ”
Professor Yang's voice became louder: "But the neck couplet doesn't rhyme, yes and no." ”
Su Huai said: "Yes." ”
"The word 'wine', the word 'drink' is repeated many times, and this repetition should not appear in the poem, yes or no?"
"Yes. ”
And in this five words, the battle is not right, and the basic rhythm of the three consecutive is wrong to have a good foundation, obviously this is not a qualified five laws, Mr. Su, you say yes and no. Professor Yang became more and more arrogant and asked.
Su Huai sighed and said, "Yes...... It's really not a poem, it's just a drunken and overdrunk nonsense......"
Everyone at the scene burst into exclamations, because many people thought that this was the best 'poem' among all the poems just now!
But can't this be called poetry?"
At this time, looking at Professor Yang's face, Sheng Xiamei couldn't help it, and stepped forward and said softly:
"Professor Yang, what you said is inappropriate, although this poem does not rhyme, but everyone likes this poem, not because it is better written than other poems, but because under the moonlight of Shilipo, after the drunken Taoist priest dances the sword, only by saying such a passage and riding the wind is scientific and reasonable, so that players who experience the game can feel happy from the heart. ”
This poem that does not rhyme and is uneven is the best poem in that plot.
Professor Yang squinted at Midsummer Mei: "But...... This is not poetry. ”
Saying that, Professor Yang put on an expert shelf like an edict to the world, and said loudly:
"In my Korean Confucian Academy, my ancient books record that the so-called literary poetry must follow the 'four tones and eight diseases', otherwise it cannot be called poetry!"
As he spoke, he looked at Su Huai and said in a deep voice: "If our Confucian Academy serves as the judge of the Taishan Poetry Society, I am afraid that Mr. Su will never be able to climb to the top of the mountain, because the song "Will Enter the Wine" is completely inconsistent with the ...... of 'four voices and eight diseases'."
"Will Enter the Wine" begins: "You don't see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning." You don't see the sad white hair of Gao Tang Mingjing, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk. "There's really no rhyme.
Professor Yang said this completely to expose Su Huai's name of "peerless poet saint" in public.
But Su Huai was not angry at all, because "Will Enter the Wine" is the masterpiece of the poet Li Bai, and Li Taibai, I don't know how many poems do not correspond to the 'four tones and eight diseases', and they rhyme.
Could it be that Li Bai's poems are not poems?
It's really a joke, 'Four Voices and Eight Diseases' is Zhou Hao of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, Shen Yue began to study, but Zhou Hao, Shen Yue can define Li Bai's poems, not poetry?
This Korean Confucianism is really reading dead books, and reading it is full of mush, if this is an ordinary netizen student, forget it, you Professor Yang is a professor of the Confucian Academy, as a representative of Confucianism, he actually uses these rules and regulations to scare people, it is simply pedantic to the extreme.
Although Su Huai sneered in his heart, on the surface, he looked very helpless and asked:
"Then may I ask Professor Yang, what do you think of a poem that Zhao Ling'er chanted in the Water Moon Palace?"
Professor Yang smiled slightly and touched his goatee, thinking that Su Huai was going to test whether he could remember, and said proudly:
"If you don't look back, why don't you forget.
If there is no fate, why swear.
Today's all kinds are like water without a trace.
Tomorrow and night, you are no stranger~~
Mr. Su, did I make a mistake?"
This poem is also one of the poems that impressed everyone at the scene.
Looking at Professor Yang's smug appearance, Su Huai seemed a little helpless, nodded and said, "Completely correct, in Professor Yang's opinion, is this a poem?"
But it's still not poetry. Professor Yang laughed and said:
"In addition to the four words per sentence, this passage is completely different from the style of ancient poetry in terms of words and sentences.
When Professor Yang made a triumphant evaluation, he didn't notice that the fans of the game showed extremely dissatisfied expressions on their faces.
Because everyone likes this poem very much, because Zhao Linger should say such a painting in the context at that time, the feelings expressed in these four sentences are progressive, and it comes to "Tomorrow and night, you are no longer strange." "At the top.
Every player present, when they heard Su Huai recite Zhao Ling'er's poem in front of the cave room just now, their hearts were just like Li Xiaoyao, and they were also willing to swear to the sky that Bao Zheng would never live up to this girl in this life.
Isn't this huge emotional resonance a poem!!!
And Professor Yang didn't feel this atmosphere at all, he just felt that he had hit Su Huai's seven inches, so that Su Huai couldn't get through the tricks, he put on the appearance of an elder in the academic world, and said in a deep voice:
"Mr. Su, since these are not poems, shouldn't you, as a representative of Yanhuang culture, revise them again and be cautious, instead of taking out the half-finished products to deceive the public?"
Professor Yang has a point. Su Huai, who has always been inadequate, was taught so openly that he was like a good student, and he said yes again and again, which surprised everyone.
But Su Huai's next words made Professor Yang's mouth open.
"Then I'll change it now. Su Huai said lightly.
"Do you want to change ...... now?" Professor Yang was stunned for a moment before his mind could turn.
"Now, immediately, immediately. Su Huai nodded.
"When Professor Yang criticized me just now, I did deep introspection and changed the poem of Jiujian Xian. ”
"Can you change it? But you have to strictly follow the 'four voices and eight diseases'!" Professor Yang was caught off guard.
"Please advise Professor Yang, the poem of Jiujian Immortal's Shilipo, I redid it as "Getaway". Su Huai said, leisurely reading:
"I don't know if I am high-spirited;
I wish to go up to the twelfth floor of Yujing;
Swing the sword to break through the clouds and welcome the stars to fall;
Raise wine and sing to attract phoenixes;
A thousand years are too empty and nothing but a dream;
A heartfelt love that refuses to end;
Wake up in the world to see the light rain;
The country is still like the old gentle ......"
After reading it, the audience fell silent, and everyone's jaws fell to the ground.
Those who don't understand poetry are curious and ask the people next to them: "Does this poem conform to what 'four voices and eight diseases'?"
And those who know a little bit about poetry, such as Okamoto, Domoto, and the host Matt, have gasped at the moment.
This Su Huai just breathed, and turned the limerick poem directly into an eternal quatrain, this poem is completely in line with the character style, artistic conception and rhetoric of Jiujian Xian, but it has far surpassed ordinary poems.
Su Huai looked at Professor Yang lightly:
"Professor Yang, do you think this is in line with the peace?"
"Fu ......" Professor Yang's open mouth can be stuffed into a chicken leg.
"Is there a rhyme?" Su Huai asked again.
"Rhyming ......"
"That's good. Su Huai smiled slightly, opened and closed the folding fan slightly, and said: "Hey, I just thought about it again, this Zhao Ling'er's poem can indeed be changed and changed into a word, called "Flower Candle Night", Professor Yang, please advise." ”
As he spoke, he shook the folding fan lightly, and said:
"Affection;
Look at each other through the ages;
A few degrees of streamers are farther away;
Injuries are out of order;
Dreams and resentments;
The edge of the dust is still unbroken;
Biluo Yellow Spring is searched all over;
I don't care about ...... future."
After reading it, Su Huai looked at Professor Yang again and asked in a low voice:
"Professor Yang, as a great Confucian scholar of the Confucian Academy, do you think this word is still neat?"
"Neat ...... Perfectly in line with the metrics. Professor Yang's face was completely pale, and he looked at Su Huai as if he was looking at a monster.
Only then did Su Huai smile like a spring breeze and ask Professor Yang:
"Professor Yang, then I said that I can make this 46 limerick poems in "The Legend of Sword and Fairy", and I can make him into a quatrain that conforms to the 'four voices and eight diseases', Professor Yang...... Do you believe it?"