"I heard that Wang Xin opened a show called "Tucao Conference". ”

"Tucao can still do a show? I'm really drunk!"

"Battle Wang was blocked by the bare swollen chrysanthemum, and he couldn't be the host, and he went to the WeChat video to toss, I really can't understand why he is. ”

"Indeed, can't you honestly open his company? ”

"Don't you think that the fighting Wang has changed his sex? He is now doing "The Voice of Justice" and speaking for the common people, which is very good. ”

"He's just taking the opportunity to hype himself. ”

"Hype? Someone like him who is worth billions still needs hype?"

"You don't understand this, celebrities start companies, and they must maintain their fame, otherwise who will cooperate with him?"

"I don't understand so much, let's take a look at "Tucao Conference" first!"

……

On Saturday night, "Tucao Conference" started on time.

"Welcome to Captain Wang Qian!"

"Welcome to the first Tucao Conference in China! Zhou Jie's special session! I am Wang Qian, thank you!"

"First of all, let me introduce to you, what is the "Tucao Conference", that is, we will invite such a more topical, more controversial, simply put, more easily scolded star, to come to our scene, through me and his friends, continue to scold him together. ”

"And the one we invited today is the famous emoji expert, Zhou Jie. ”

He once said that he is a very strict artist with himself, and he only appears in two works of art every year, and he will never shoot indiscriminately. Coming to our "Tucao Conference" today, he has completed half of this year's quota. ”

"Zhou Jie, what kind of person is it? Let's listen to the opinions of netizens, please see VCR. ”

……

"Gnawing Pig Gege" quickly made Lin Xinru, Zhao Pseudo, Zhou Jie and others popular. ”

The role he plays is really an idol in the hearts of a generation of girls. ”

"Actually, I quite appreciate Zhou Jie's acting skills. ”

Netizens were interviewed by street reporters.

……

"I always felt that I was just an ordinary actor, and I felt that I also had a certain influence internationally. Zhou Jie said with a serious expression.

……

"Seventeen years ago, the "Gnawing Pig Gege" can really be said to be popular all over the country, and the one who hugged Lin Xinru was Zhou Jie. ”

"Did he try to stick out his tongue?" interviewed Lin Xinru, the host of the Taiwan variety show Xiao M.

"I'm very tight. Lin Xinru answered Xiao M's question.

……

"When Zhou Jie was filming "Gnawing Pig Gege", he bullied the fifth elder brother Su Youpeng. The web results of a thousand-degree search appeared on the screen.

"I think this matter will end here!" The camera switched, and Su Youpeng replied to the reporter's question about this somewhat helplessly.

……

"He took a play, called "Young Bao Zheng", he was playing against the eldest brother in the mainland, Chen Daoming, he actually said on the spot, I think your acting skills are a bit problematic, he was collectively banned by the mainland, and he is gone!

Just when the audience was almost forgetting him, there was a sudden rumor that he was kicking the security guard. ”

Zhou Jie drove an unlicensed Mercedes-Benz and collided with a taxi, but what people didn't expect was that Zhou Jie walked away after dialing the 122 police call. ”

"Two months have passed since Zhou Jie's crash. ”

……

"I solemnly say that I have never been afraid of anything. The camera switched to Zhou Jie.

"He just needs to rely on his own expressions to get everything done. Wang Qian added at the scene.

"If you were to PS, or spoof this kind of thing, what other achievements could you show besides showing your boredom?"

"When the nostrils are a little big, it implies that the actor is more excited and more excited. Another celebrity was commenting on Zhou Jie's nostrils.

"I didn't expect his nostrils to go beyond my eyes. Zhao Pseudo was interviewed by reporters.

……

After a few VCRs gave a brief introduction to Zhou Jie, the camera returned to the show.

"Okay, audience, let's use the most, the most, the warmest applause, please Zhou Jie!" Wang Qian stretched out his hand and pointed to the entrance of the guests.

A limousine drove over slowly, and out of it came a security guard who was beaten and bruised and swollen, then the pretending to be the fifth elder brother who was kicked out and the pretending Lin Xinru who reached out to wipe his lips in annoyance, and then Zhou Jiecai walked out of it wearing a suit and sunglasses.

"Now, I want to ask all the camera teachers on the scene to pay attention, tonight I, and these guests, do not need to shoot any shots, please point all our cameras at Mr. Zhou Jie, the emoji of the whole year of 2015 depends on tonight!" Wang Qian pointed to Zhou Jie and made a few jokes, and Zhou Jie also made a few grimaces very cooperatively.

"The following is an introduction to the complaining guests next to him, the first complaining guest to appear today is my good friend Li Dan, Li Dan specially dyed a new hairstyle for this show, when he walked into the hair salon, the little brother in the hair salon also came to ask him very kindly. Sir, do you have a haircut? He said, "Get out!"

The little brother in the hair salon had an aggrieved expression: Sir, we only take care of the hair on the head here, and ignore the hair on the egg. If the egg is yellow, it will be blocked by the swollen chrysanthemum!"

"Damn, I don't even have a barber shop? Then why are there so many massage shops on the street? There can't be any collusion between them, right?"

……

"Hahahaha...... How deep is the grudge of the battle Wang towards the swollen chrysanthemum? At this time, he didn't forget to complain a few words. ”

……

"Li Dan: 1.83 meters, small eyes and big poet. A line of words was typed on the screen, and at the same time, he complained about the appearance of guest Li Dan.

"As we all know, I am a poet and a writer, I never scold people, but I can scold Zhou Jie. Li Dan said to the camera as he walked.

"Ah! Hello everyone! I'm Li Dan! Said to invite me to participate in this "Tucao Conference", I was very excited to come, and I came here today to take a look! When I saw this guest lineup list, what Aunt Yu, Shen Dan, Shi Hang, Xiao Chi...... It's all unknown or outdated, how shabby do you say the show team is?" Li Dan began to complain.

"I'm starting to vomit one by one now, first of all, let's talk about Huang Tingting, what PIG48 is from, it's the group of copycat AK47, a group of girls sing and dance every day, what about their fan group, mainly otaku, what are the characteristics of this group? ”

At that time, he said that all the actors in "The Little Era of Four" were terrible! Even the old actor Aunt Yu, whose acting skills were so bad......! Forget it, that's not a scolding. ”

"What is Aunt Yu's age? We didn't find out, but we found a real information, it was Aunt Yu who studied abroad back then...... It was in the Soviet Federative Republic, really. ”

"I just want to ask, that Tingting, Xiaochi, do you know what the Soviet Federative Republic is?"

"Xiao Chi, he is a child of ninety-five years, he has not read any books, his speech is slurred, it is not good to stay in Shaojing, and he came to Tanxing City to do a talk show!"

"Sitting on the same stage with so many special actors today, aren't you weak?" Li Dan mocked the guest Xiao Chi. Xiao Chi's face was ashamed, and Shen Dan next to him was extremely proud.

"Shen Dan?" Li Dan added, it turned out that the sentence just now was Shen Dan.

"I ......" Shen Dan rolled his eyes.

"Today's protagonist, Zhou Jie, in fact, in addition to emojis on the Internet, Mr. Zhou Jie's most popular thing is all kinds of negative news. ”

"I've beaten the security guards, I've been through the security checks, and after today's episode of the show, I may finally be going to hit the star. Li Dan pointed in the direction of the guests.

"Teacher Zhou Jie, if you are particularly angry, don't hit me, I'm not a celebrity, you go and beat them, you beat me, it's me who is red, hehe, I'm looking forward to it." ”

"The reports of the online media, in fact, are a lot of nonsense, saying that Zhou Jie added a kiss scene to himself and kissed Lin Xinru, I think this is all nonsense, we specially interviewed the party Lin Xinru for this matter, please look at the big screen. Li Dan pointed to the place behind him where the VCR was played.

Lin Xinru was reluctant to be interviewed. She didn't want to recall such a disgusting past. There was nothing on the VCR, and Li Dan added a few words by himself.

Zhou Jie grabbed the decorations around him and wanted to smash Li Dan.

"There are really a lot of nonsense on the Internet, and I think the most ridiculous one is that Zhou Jie has bad breath. ”

"This is ridiculous, you smell it? Right? And normally, this bad breath is nothing, everyone will inevitably have bad breath if you eat something with a heavy taste, just like Lin Xinru and Zhou Jie, after the kiss scene, she will also have bad breath...... I ate something that tasted heavy!"

Zhou Jie really smashed the decorations at Li Dan this time, and Li Dan had already taken precautions to dodge.

"I actually really like Mr. Zhou Jie's performance very much, among so many actors, we only remember you playing Er Kang, you playing Bao Zheng, but we don't remember what other roles you have played. Thank you, I'm Li Dan. Li Dan ended his complaint.

"Thank you Li Dan for complaining, then this guest is very in a hurry, he has to go back to the assembly line to work overtime after he complains here, everyone be more considerate. Shen Dan, an employee of Women's Health, is invited!" The host Wang Qian came up to make the transition.