"I heard that Zhou Jie came to record the show, so I took a day off from Foxconn. Shen Dan appeared in the VCR.

"This music is like a clubhouse, STUPID. Shen Dan came to the stage and began to complain.

"Hello everyone! I'm Shen Dan from Foxconn's No. 3 assembly line. ”

"First of all, let's talk about the birthday classmate, the birthday classmate is a dead book writer, a very famous dead book writer, I have read all the books he wrote, very connotative, very profound, without any shortcomings, except for ...... Can't sell. ”

"Huang Tingting, she is a very beautiful girl, don't worry, I won't complain about you, I just want your contact information, I just don't know if my girlfriend will agree......"

"Bang!" Shen Dan suddenly slapped himself, and the audience looked confused.

"Why are you here?" Shen Dan said to his right hand.

"Whose contact information do you want?" the sharp voice in his right hand replied to Shen Dan.

"Then it's okay for me to talk to Aunt Yu for a few words, right?" Shen Dan looked at his right hand with a scared expression, it turned out that his girlfriend was his right hand!

This masturbation......

Hearing Shen Dan's words, his right hand was immediately put down.

The guest, Aunt Yu, is not calm.

"The last object of complaining is undoubtedly Mr. Zhou Jie. ”

"Some people say that Mr. Zhou Jie has no exposure, that is, you don't see much social security news. ”

As an actor, Zhou Jie has been exploring, and finally he has explored such a path from the entertainment channel to the legal channel. Outside the entertainment industry, Mr. Zhou Jie made a company called 'Shenma Hui', I don't know this is Shenma, but judging from his skills in fighting security guards, I think he should be an Internet company with WeChat. ”

"It's called 'Didi Beater'. ”

Here, I wish Mr. Zhou Jie can receive the new play as soon as possible, because I really don't want to watch "Gnawing Pig Gege" anymore. ”

"The above complaints only represent my personal point of view, and have nothing to do with the program group, if you have any opinions, you can ask me to mention, and I won't change it anyway. Shen Dan went to shake hands with Zhou Jie and got off the stage.

"The next one to appear is PIG48's Huang Tingting, you know? These little girls have entered this group at a very young age and started to receive training as artists, in fact, they have no culture, so they still don't know what PIG means in English. Wang Qian stretched out his hand and invited Huang Tingting up.

"I'm not here to scold people today, I'm here to improve the appearance of this show. Huang Tingting's figure appeared in the VCR.

"Thank you, Mr. Wang Qian, I am really, very happy to be able to participate in the first "Tucao Conference" in Huaguo, especially what our agent told me today, saying that the host of "Tucao Conference" is the top host of Nanhu TV, and more importantly, he is very popular with the audience and friends. As soon as I heard it, I immediately agreed, and I have wanted to cooperate with Mr. Wang for a long time. ”

"I used to wonder why Mr. Wang walked like a duck, but when I met him in person, I realized that he was because he was so big that he grinded his crotch. Huang Tingting looked at Wang Qian's body.

There was a lot of laughter at the scene, it seems that Huang Tingting also often visits Zhang Mengdi's Weibo?

"My mom bought a catfish yesterday and came back, but when I saw it, hey, isn't this Teacher Shi Hang?" Huang Tingting continued to complain.

"Xiao Chi's best friend is Li Dan, he has been with Dan all day long, and after getting along for a long time, the two of them look more and more alike, you see him like this now, a sun-dried birthday. ”

"This drama is covered with deep tears, and it has also accompanied me through my entire childhood, my mother often said to me when I was a child, if you are disobedient, let Aunt Yu arrest you!" Huang Tingting looked at the guest Aunt Yu.

"Am I so scary?" Aunt Yu shook her head.

"Today, I have the privilege of standing with the shadow of my childhood. My mom will be proud of me when she sees it. ”

"Mom, I've grown up!" Huang Tingting waved at the camera.

"I had to take a sip of champagne to get scared. The guest, Aunt Yu, picked up the wine glass in front of her.

"But today, I was still a little scared when I saw Aunt Yu alive, but fortunately, just now Mr. Shi Hang said that he would protect me, and he also specially asked my hotel room number...... I told him Shen Dan's room number. ”

"Finally, Mr. Zhou Jie, I am already very familiar with him, he will appear on our TV every summer vacation, but Mr. Zhou Jie's nostrils in the play are really a little impossible to look at, everyone knows that in the plot of the second half of "Gnawing Pig Gege", Ziwei's eyes are blind, right? Actually, I think this is not a plot need, it is a personal request of Lin Xinru's sister. ”

"But from my personal point of view, I want to thank Brother Zhou Jie for bringing so many good memories to my childhood, thank you!" Huang Tingting ended her complaint.

"Okay, we thank Huang Tingting, actually...... One of the things I'm most interested in so far is how you know Shen Dan's room number. Wang Qian asked Huang Tingting.

He told me on his own initiative. Huang Tingting replied to Wang Qian.

"I see, okay, we have the next guest, Mr. Shi Hang. Mr. Shi Hang is a legendary screenwriter, and he is keen to scold those netizens on the Internet. ”

"Can you tell me why you want to scold a stinky stupid X? Why do you want to pull yourself to the same bottom line with them? Do that kind of dirty thing with him? It's not at all like the performance that a person who has read a book should have, you still have a beautiful and rich real life!" Wang Qian poured chicken soup for the soul, and Shi Hang felt that it made sense.

"Right?, this netizen friend, what are you competing with a stinky stupid X?" Wang Qian turned his head to look at the camera.

Shi Hang had an expression of wanting to vomit blood after being scolded, but the audience laughed.

"Just like me, I never have a gang with the bare and swollen chrysanthemums...... I don't want to pull myself to the bottom line with them. Wang Qian added.

……

"Bare Swollen Chrysanthemum, those stinky stupid X?"

"This battle Wang! is scolding the swollen chrysanthemum again, this is looking for the swollen chrysanthemum to block him all!"

"As long as you open your mouth, you won't let go of the swollen chrysanthemum, what a hate!"

"Being blocked by all kinds of people, you hate it too!"

Netizens couldn't help but laugh at all kinds of barrages.

……

"But in any case, this person who can make witty remarks, speak dirty, and curse people by relying on the keyboard, how will he behave without the keyboard today?

"Scolding, then look for me! You're scolding!" Shi Hang's figure appeared in the VCR.

"Today, PIG48 came to the scene, and their group recently received the endorsement of a large game, which can only be endorsed by them, and this game is called "Lianliankan". Shi Hang came to the stage and began to complain.

"When I met Huang Tingting, we were chatting enthusiastically, and two more of their members came, and I said very good! Let's talk together! And then the three of them met together, and they all disappeared!"

"In fact, their group is very young, the youngest member is only thirteen years old, Huang Tingting, who came to our scene today, she is twenty-four years old, in their group, she is called ...... Old artist, evergreen. ”

"I always thought that evergain was referring to ......" glanced at Aunt Yu.

"I now know that this evergreen tree is also divided into a buyer's show and a seller's show. Shi Hang looked at Aunt Yu and sighed twice.

Aunt Yu threw the pillow at Shi Hang.

"Shen Dan came to this scene, it was not easy, he was actually just a cleaner on the set, mopping the floor every day, mopping very clean, one day the director wanted to make a film, looking for an ugly man, the director saw a face clearly reflected on the bright ground, he looked up, okay! Shen Dan is you!"

"This shows that hard work pays off!"

"Xiao Chi, who was born after the 95th Five-Year Plan, is the youngest guest among us, but he has recently fallen into deep distress, why? There is a respected old artist, a woman, who secretly sends autumn waves to him, and the tragedy of the old cow eating tender grass is about to happen. ”

Everyone looked at Aunt Yu who was talking to Xiao Chi.

"Aunt Yu, you didn't expect Huang Tingting to do such a thing, right?" Shi Hang continued.

Huang Tingting was stunned, and after he understood, he also threw the pillow to Shi Hang.

"Today's protagonist is Mr. Zhou Jie, when this show was being prepared, the female choreographer of the program team went to see him and said, Mr. Zhou Jie, we invited many of your friends to the scene, you will be very happy!"

"Teacher Zhou Jie smiled faintly, a show, don't fake it from the beginning, I, how can I have friends?"

"Mr. Zhou Jie is very fond of collecting oil paintings, very artistic, once he went to see an artist, he said I like your art very much, I don't believe you come home to see my collection!"

"The artist said, I also like your art!

"It's all memes!"

"I said so much today, I stand here, my heart is trembling, I am especially afraid that Mr. Zhou Jie will leave in anger, okay, I will accept it when I see it. It's your business to leave again!Thank you!" Shi Hang shook hands with Zhou Jie.

"The next guest, it is Xiao Chi, once Li Dan was surprised to find that there are people in this world who look the same as him...... Ugly. Wang Qian stepped onto the stage.

Then Li Dan came to me and said, Brother Qian, look at his appearance! He is my illegitimate son. ”

"I scolded him at the time, do you think you are the leader of the bare-chested and swollen chrysanthemum?