006 Zhuang Bifan eats paper, and the slap in the face continues
"Naked ...... Ben!" Zhuang Bifan's face twitched.
looked at Qiu Mulan and Qin Qing around them, and saw that the two daughters were covering their mouths, obviously laughing at themselves.
He felt that the dignity of a man he had established for many years had been completely destroyed by the imbecile in front of him.
No way!
We have to get back on the field.
"Running naked, running naked, but my price will also increase, not only do I want Qiu Mulan to cook at my house, but I also want her to wear a maid outfit!" Zhuang Bifan said loudly.
"You're a scumbag!" Qiu Mulan gritted her teeth and said, "Husband, don't compare yourself with this kind of person, he doesn't deserve it!"
"Hehe, I'm afraid, I know you'll be afraid!" Zhuang Bifan said with a cruel smile.
"Doctor Zhuang, your request is really a bit excessive, besides, you haven't said anything yet, it's very unfair!" Qin Qing suddenly spoke, she couldn't stand it anymore.
"How is it unfair? Isn't Tang Dashao dancing very much, isn't it very powerful? Are you still afraid that my question will be too difficult to achieve?" Zhuang Bifan sneered again and again.
At this point, he was actually already deceiving himself, and he just wanted to find an excuse to get away as soon as possible.
However, if this imbecile really agrees to compete with himself again, then he will not only have to save face, but also make the other party lose badly.
"I think it's fair. β
Tang Ao waved his hand and said, "No matter what Dr. Zhuang proposes, I will accept it all, because, in my eyes, he is a trash!"
Domineering!
Although, these words are full of strong pretense.
However, everyone present felt that Tang Ao's courage and courage were indeed worthy of praise.
"Okay, Tang Dashao, I remember what you said, let's start now. β
Zhuang Bifan looked very inward, took out a blank piece of paper directly from the briefcase, and said: "My topic is very simple, say, there are now a total of 20 trees, 4 trees are planted in each row, ask, how many rows can be planted at most?"
Hearing this, Tang Taizhong and the two assistants frowned.
This question is too simple, elementary school students will, 20 trees, 4 in each row, a total of 5 rows can only be planted!
Do you still need to think about it?
However, when Qiu Mulan and Qin Qing heard this question, their expressions changed at the same time.
This is a very complex problem that surpasses the cognition of normal people.
"Contemptible people are not talented, a total of 13 lines have been planted, as long as Tang Da Shao has planted more than me, even if he wins, of course this topic is too difficult, you can have a day to think about it, I will go first, and then come to me when you think of the answer!"
Zhuang Bifan pulled his shirt and turned around very loudly to leave.
This question is the latest test question launched by Mensah Club.
Test the IQ and strength of all club members.
It is said that if you can grow more than 10 rows, you will be considered the elite of the club.
Zhuang Bifan studied for half a year, and finally planted an astonishing number of 13 lines.
It was the pride of his life.
And Tang Ao, hehe, I'm afraid I won't be able to surpass myself for the rest of my life.
"13 lines? How can you grow 13 lines? You lie to people, right?" Tang Taizhong said suspiciously, his education level was not high, so he naturally couldn't understand the deep meaning of the test questions.
"No, it's possible, I'm also a member of the Mensa Club, and it is said that the most powerful president of the club, after a year and a half of research, has grown a full 22 lines, and 22 lines is the most perfect answer to this question!"
Qin Qing suddenly explained.
She's also a Mensa member?
This made Zhuang Bifan's eyes light up, and the real person didn't show his face!
Hearing her words, everyone understood that Zhuang Bifan was deliberately trying to make things difficult for Tang Ao.
Because of this question, even if the other party makes it, it will be a year or even a few years later.
And at that time, Zhuang Bifan could naturally not admit it!
"Bring the pen!"
Suddenly, Tang Ao said domineeringly.
The assistant hurriedly handed the pen over.
Then, Tang Ao sat on the sofa, the tip of the pen beating rapidly, one would draw an S shape, and the other would draw a B shape.
Seeing that the other party only relied on the pen to draw a picture there, the corners of Zhuang Bifan's mouth immediately hooked up a sinister smile.
Idiot!
It's no wonder you can do it.
This problem is an extremely difficult geometric problem, which requires relying on a professional measuring ruler to accurately put 20 points on the drawing and make clever permutations and combinations.
For this question, Zhuang Bifan spent half a year and wasted thousands of pages of paper to draw 13 rows.
Moreover, this question belongs to Mensa's internal gold question, and the answer cannot be found on the Internet, and even the person who knows it must be an internal member of the club.
So, want to rely on confusion?
Totally impossible!
This idiot, this time he is doomed.
"It's done!"
Suddenly, Tang Ao's voice sounded again.
"I only drew 22 lines, which should be the limit, and the president of this club has a good brain. β
Tang Ao threw the drawn paper directly on the table.
"What, you drew 22 lines? No way, it's impossible. β
Zhuang Bifan's expression was as if he had seen a ghost, and he hurriedly picked up the paper and looked at it carefully.
On the side, Qiu Mulan and Qin Qing were also shocked and curious to go around.
On the paper, 20 dots of uniform size and even the same shape are presented in front of everyone in a very delicate and subtle way, as if the picture scroll printed by a high-end printer is as perfect and clear as everybody.
The beauty of the pattern is even more pleasing to the eye than the meticulous painting of the artist.
The regularity and precision of the graphics are even more accurate than those calculated by the computer.
Is this a masterpiece that can be accomplished by humans?
Is this something that can be drawn with just an ordinary ballpoint pen?
Evil spirits!
In the living room, there was an eerie silence.
After a long time, Zhuang Bifan's expression gradually became hollow and godless, as if he was demented, and his face was bloodless.
"IβI actually lost, and heβhe was able to draw 22 lines like the president?"
Zhuang Bifan muttered to himself, more like a mentally ill person's dream, "No, it can't be, unless you know the president, he taught you the way of arrangement, yes, it must be like this!"
"You can say whatever you want, anyway, if you lose this time, you are willing to gamble and lose, and eat paper!" Tang Taizhong said disapprovingly.
"Director, we can't go back this time!" Even Xiao Han, the assistant on the side, couldn't help but speak.
"No, cheating, he's a high-level cheat, I don't admit defeat. Zhuang Bifan kept shaking his head, as if he was crazy.
A genius was actually hit by an imbecile and had no power to fight back, which was an irretrievable destruction and crushing in his heart and even his entire life.
"Wait a minute!"
Suddenly, Tang Ao shouted.
"Huh?" Zhuang Bifan's dying heart showed a glimmer of light.
Could it be that he found out in his conscience and was willing to let me go?
"22 lines is not the optimal solution, I can draw 23 lines!" Tang Ao said.
23 lines?
"Gah!" Zhuang Bifan's heart twitched and he almost fainted.
Then, Tang Ao picked up another piece of paper and brushed the drawing.
After a while, an even more elaborate figure, presenting a 23-line arrangement, was displayed in front of everyone.
This is the final answer to this question.
"Puff puff!"
Zhuang Bifan directly rushed to blood on the spot, the resentment that had accumulated for many years, the hatred, hesitation, helplessness, despair, and completely exploded at this moment.
He fell to the ground, and the whole person seemed to go crazy, which made people want to vomit when they saw it, and they also felt sympathy.
"Alright, stop pretending, keep your promise!"
"Doctor Zhuang, please enjoy a table full of papyrus!"
Tang Ao didn't care about that, and directly pushed the paper in front of Zhuang Bifan.
"Doctor Zhuang, you shouldn't have anything to say now, right? I used my mobile phone to record everything just now, if you still regret it, then I will expose your shamelessness!" Qin Qing shook his mobile phone and said with a pretty face.
Zhuang Bifan's face was like ashes, and he said stubbornly: "I'll eat, I'll eat." β
Then, he picked up pages of A4 paper, stuffed it into his mouth, and began to chew dry.
One, two, three......
The white paper is okay, the key is that a lot of paper is printed with words, and when you eat it, a smell of raw paper and ink is mixed together, which is almost the life of Zhuang Bifan.
"Water, is there water?"
For a long time, Zhuang Bifan was in tears, and his mouth was slurred.
"Oh, by the way, wife, don't let Dr. Zhuang eat dry, go pour some water, and take out the rolling paper in the toilet by the way, I'm afraid that Dr. Zhuang won't be full!" Tang Ao said very considerately.
"I ...... Vomit and vomit!"
Zhuang Bifan was so angry that he sprayed paper directly from his mouth.
"......" Qiu Mulan, Qin Qing was speechless.
Excessively!
It's too much if it's not so neat!
But it looks like a lot of fun!
Half an hour later, Zhuang Bifan chewed all 100 pages.
At this moment, his face became green, like rotten leaves.
"Dr. Zhuang has a lot!"
"Next, it's your exercise time after dinner, strip naked, then go downstairs and start your show!"
Tang Ao crossed Erlang's legs and said.
The paper is finished.
It's time to run around and digest your food.