005 IQ crushing
"I didn't answer at all, it's normal, what's the fuss...... Wait, what did you say, and he answered it all?"
Zhuang Bifan was drinking tea with a sneer, and suddenly heard that something was wrong, so he snatched the test questions.
In the Wechsler adult test, all 60 questions are choices, and on Tang Ao's test paper, each question is filled with answers.
Let's not talk about whether this answer is correct or not, it is a minute to write 60 ABCDs, which is the speed of the hand...... It's amazing, isn't it?
"Hehe, kid's trick, don't say it's 60 questions in a minute, you can't even finish reading the questions, Mr. Tang, your son is very naughty, what about teasing us here?"
Zhuang Bifan sneered all over his face, and anyone could hear that this was a naked mockery.
"This ......" Tang Taizhong's old face turned red, and he couldn't stop sighing in his heart.
On the side, Qiu Mulan's face was also very ugly.
Eccentric, mischievous, and described as innocent.
However, these words fall on the head of an adult in his 20s, which can only indicate that the other party is not of sound mind.
Thinking of Tang Ao's various actions before, those illogical words, Qiu Mulan was already sure in her heart that her husband's brain was completely broken.
"Mr. Tang, Miss Qiu, I have limited time and don't have time to play this boring game with children, I'm sorry, I'll go first!"
Zhuang Bifan got up directly, swept Tang Ao with disdain, and looked at Qiu Mulan with a sympathy, full of pity and ridicule, and turned around to leave.
"Wait!"
Tang Ao stopped the other party and said, "You have repeatedly mocked me and pretended to slap me in the face, which makes me very unhappy." ”
"Oh?" Zhuang Bifan continued to sneer, even more disdainful.
"But, there's no point in killing you, so how about you and I make a bet?" Tang Ao said.
"Bet on what?" Zhuang Bifan said without thinking.
"Bet on me that I can get more than 160 points on this test paper!" Tang Ao said.
"Haha...... Hiccup!"
Zhuang Bifan looked up to the sky and smiled, laughing so hard that he hiccuped, "What about the bet!"
"You're decided!" Tang Ao said casually.
"Oh, I'm determined?" Zhuang Bifan looked playful, thinking that this time he pretended to be forced to slap his face, and even if he got here, the ceremony would be a success, a bumper harvest, but he didn't think about it, and there were unexpected surprises.
This imbecile really doesn't know how to write dead words.
"Son, don't come nonsense!" Tang Taizhong hurriedly dissuaded.
Qiu Mulan also secretly pulled Tang Ao's clothes and motioned for him to take back what he had just said.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Tang Ao has no chance of winning.
It's okay to lose face once, if Zhuang Bifan really makes any excessive demands, wouldn't he lose his wife and lose his soldiers?
"Hehe, bet with you that others will say that I bully the small, but in view of your persistence, I can't dampen your enthusiasm, so let's do it, as long as you can answer 10 questions correctly and score more than 80 points, even if you win. ”
Zhuang Bifan helped his tie and said with a smile: "But, if you don't reach 80 points, my conditions are not much, let your wife, Miss Qiu, come to my house tonight and cook a dinner for me, I am high school classmates with Mulan, I have long heard that she has extraordinary cooking skills, but unfortunately, I have not tasted it in the next place, this request is not too much, right?"
After speaking, Zhuang Bifan deliberately looked at Qiu Mulan.
"No, I don't agree!" Qiu Mulan's face turned angry.
It's a kind of anger that is caricatured, deeply played.
The mother bears a bear, and the father bears a nest.
If her own man can't do it, she can only be bullied.
"Deal!"
Suddenly, Tang Ao didn't think about it, and directly agreed.
"Tang Ao, what are you doing?" Qiu Mulan was furious, and even changed her title.
"When a man speaks, what's the matter with a woman? It's enough for you to watch a good show on the side!" Tang Ao said unhappily, a kind of head of the family, the domineering spirit of the pillars, leaking invisibly.
"Hehe, then let's start, Xiao Han, you read the papers, and see how many points our Tang family's eldest young master can get!" Zhuang Bifan couldn't wait to instruct the assistant.
"Wait!" Tang Ao stopped the other party and said, "You only made your conditions, and my conditions haven't been said yet!"
"Oh, yes, yes, you say it!" Zhuang Bifan felt like he was about to burst out laughing.
Also put forward the conditions, can you win?
If you can win, I'll dare to eat.
However, considering his identity, he still held back and waited for Tang Ao to make a bid.
"My conditions are simpler, if I win, you can eat this material in front of me!" Tang Ao said.
"Eat, eat these papers?"
Hearing this, everyone was blindfolded.
What kind of condition is this?
"Why, don't dare?" asked Tang Ao.
"Hahaha, why don't you dare, I think it's too simple, so let's do it, if you win, I'll eat all the paper here!"
Zhuang Bifan pointed to the desktop, in addition to the Wechsler test questions, there was also a thick stack of materials, which looked like more than 100 pages.
"Courageous!" Tang Ao couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and said, "Let's read the papers!"
The assistant quickly took the test paper, compared it with the prepared answers, and carefully calculated the score.
The Wechsler test, although multiple-choice questions, has many answers to each question, ranging from 4 to 6.
Moreover, there is no regularity in the answer, and it is absolutely impossible to rely on confusion.
Before this, Zhuang Bifan had already calculated through mental arithmetic that Tang Ao was confused, and the probability of answering 10 questions correctly was less than 1 in 100,000.
And rely on strength to answer ten questions correctly?
Even more unlikely.
Not to mention this imbecile, even if he is a genius, it is impossible to answer 10 questions correctly in one minute.
"Director Zhuang, check, check, check!"
At this time, the assistant Xiao Han put down the scroll and looked at the front with a dull gaze.
"One or two?" Zhuang Bifan said.
"All, all right!" the assistant's voice changed.
"Oh, that's all right, as expected...... Wait, what did you say, got it all right?"
Zhuang Bifan continued to show off one second, and the next second he directly showed a frightened and unbelievable expression.
"That's right, it's all correct, and the converted score should be 260 points, a height that is impossible for humans to reach......"
The assistant's voice was calm, this is a state of complete doubt about life to the point of emptying oneself.
"What, my son got all the answers right?" Tang Taizhong was also stunned.
"This ......" Qiu Mulan suspected that she had a hearing problem.
On the side of "......", Qin Qing and his assistant also looked at each other.
"Impossible, this is simply impossible, you must have read it wrong, I came to see it myself!"
Zhuang Bifan's face turned pale, and he directly grabbed the test paper and compared the answers above one by one.
Two minutes later.
Smack......
The test paper slipped straight out of his hand.
An unprecedented,-like grievance, shock, and disbelief haunted him.
Is this a dream?
An imbecile who answered an intelligence test question to a full score within a minute?
Oh my God!
Are you kidding me?
"It's actually a perfect score? There is one question, I didn't pay attention to it, I was obviously confused, I didn't expect such good luck!" Tang Ao said.
Burst!
Poof!
Zhuang Bifan only felt a stuffiness in his heart, and a mouthful of old blood almost didn't spurt out.
"There is no suspense, I won, according to the previous agreement, Zhuang Da Genius, please enjoy the table full of straw paper!"
Tang Ao directly picked up all the papers on the table and presented them to Zhuang Bifan with both hands.
Tell the truth!
Eating straw paper, Emperor Ling Tian has lived for so many years, and it is the first time he has seen it.
Earthlings are really good at playing.
"You ......"
Zhuang Bifan's face was flushed, and his eyes were bloodshot.
"What are you, you are willing to lose the bet, you are such a big man, you shouldn't regret it, right?" Tang Ao said disdainfully.
"It's not good to regret, it's not good to regret, isn't it just eating paper, and it's not eating!" Tang Taizhong shouted.
Qiu Mulan and Qin Qing turned their heads away one after another, holding back the smile in their hearts.
Especially Qiu Mulan, looking at Tang Ao with a more strange gaze, at the same time, with a hint of excitement and joy.
"You cheat, you are all confused, this game can't be counted!" Zhuang Bifan directly played a scoundrel.
"......" Qiu Mulan, Qin Qing.
The second daughter was directly speechless, and her eyes were full of deep contempt when she looked at Zhuang Bifan.
Bah!
Shameless!
Even Xiao Han, the assistant next to him, felt that Zhuang Bifan was too graceful, and he spoke like a fart.
"You took the papers, and you reviewed the papers, how can I cheat?" Tang Ao said in a cold voice.
"You're just lucky to get all 60 questions right. Zhuang Bifan said cheekily.
"Hehe, it looks like you're not convinced!" Tang Ao sneered.
"Yes, I'm just not convinced, there is a kind of competition we have again, if we still lose, I will eat paper!" Zhuang Bifan licked his old face and said.
"People want faces, trees want bark, what you say has no face and no skin, I think it's boring, I won't invite a doctor on leave, right?" Tang Taizhong sneered.
"I ...... You just say you dare, right?"
Zhuang Bifan knew that he was embarrassed today, so he simply didn't do anything and did not stop and carried out the shamelessness to the end.
"I've been doing things all my life, and the last thing I'm afraid of is that others will provoke me, and it's okay to compete again, but it's not enough to eat paper!" Tang Ao said.
"Then what do you want?" Zhuang Bifan's face softened a lot.
"If you lose again, not only will you have to eat paper, but you will also have to strip naked and run naked around the community 3 times, do you dare?" Tang Ao said with a smile.