Chapter 356 What show did you bring
"What's the problem with Mr. Wang's acting sketches? In the past, we filmed "The Truth", each issue was like an episode of sketches, all kinds of funny, all kinds of surprises, with Mr. Wang's creativity, the sketches made must be extraordinary, killing all the current sketches. Every time Mr. Wang enters an industry, he makes a benchmark for the industry, which makes it difficult for his peers to match it.www.biquge.info For example, the variety show production "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", and the game industry's "Glory of Kings". Xu Jichao posted on Weibo.
"Teacher Wang is cute! Teacher Wang is great!" Zhang Mengdi posted on Weibo.
"Mengdi, are you sure there is no typo?" Mint immediately replied to Zhang Mengdi's Weibo.
"Support Mr. Wang to cross the border again!"
"The sketch of the battle Wang must surprise us! Just like "The Truth". ”
"Will there be a chorus with Tang Jing in the sketch?"
"Singing a yarn, singing in the sketch is the most annoying!"
Wang Qian's fans also commented on the Internet.
"What kind of sketch can the surname Wang perform? Don't embarrass people to death when you perform!"
"It's the most boring thing to make people laugh. ”
"If you don't act professionally in sketches, don't look at the sketch actors to act for a short time, three minutes on stage, and ten years off the stage!"
"The bald Wang wants to insert everything, but he is not good at it, and he doesn't understand this truth?"
"Blackheart Wang should come back to be your host and do your game! Don't think you can do anything!"
"Originally, Tang Jing was looking for a partner, and it was possible that he would not be eliminated in this round, but I think he has found a bald Wang, and he is bound to be eliminated!"
"Also, the two of them seem to have a bit of a holiday with the judges, what are the consequences of running to participate in the sketch competition and offending the jury?"
"I'm not optimistic!"
Netizens who were unhappy with Wang Qian also commented on the Internet.
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In the evening, at half past nine, "Laughing in the Rivers and Lakes" officially began.
"This program is presented by the old mayor of the public wine model with laughter! Come to the old mayor, the world will break through! Here is the joyful and non-stop "Laughing in the Rivers and Lakes"!
"The next group of players is here!"
Because Tang Jing's results in the last round were at the bottom, the first group appeared in this round.
"Hello three teachers!" After Tang Jing took Wang Qian and Shan Yao to appear, Tang Jing greeted the three judges very politely.
"Look at this one, it's a little familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere...... Oh! I remember, the guy who owed the employees bonuses in the labor bureau last time! What is his last name? The audience shouted out!"
"Wow, Wow!" the audience cried out in cooperation and laughed together.
"Oh, I asked you to call his name, why are you yelling? Really! Beware of him biting!"
"I want to bite you, but unfortunately I'm a Muslim. Wang Qian replied to Tie Guizhang.
The audience couldn't help but be stunned, and it took a while to react, and then burst into a burst of laughter.
Tie Guan Zhang looked depressed, and wanted to say something again, but the other judges had already taken over.
"Teacher Tang! Standing next to you is Teacher Wang, who is hosting "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", right? I have seen the two of you in the final of "The Mysterious Singer", why do you want to bring Teacher Wang over this time? You can't be a couple, right?" Another guest, the famous cross talk actor Yang Xiaoran, opened his mouth, he had a good relationship with Tang Jing, and his words were obviously not malicious, just joking.
This is also required by the program team, if you have nothing to do, you have to create some scandal topics, so that it will go viral on Weibo and increase the ratings in disguise.
"Ask him about it. Tang Jing kicked the ball to Wang Qian.
"This time we are playing two people. Wang Qian replied to Yang Xiaoran.
"You see that people sing or act in sketches, there are men and women in the industry, and it is easy to fall in love for a long time if there are more rehearsals. Yang Xiaoran continued to tease.
"That's really troublesome to have results. The third judge, Bai Jingquan, opened his mouth.
The audience laughed again.
"What program did Teacher Tang and Teacher Wang bring us this time?" Yang Xiaoran made a gesture of please.
"Selling abduction. Tang Jing replied to Yang Xiaoran.
"What are you selling?" Yang Xiaoran glanced at the iron crutch beside him.
"Selling crutches, crutches of crutches. Tang Jing explained loudly.
Tie Zhang's face was obviously a little difficult to look at.
He's a cripple, what do you say is bad about this sketch, acting as a kidnapper, and laughing at him without knowing it?
"Okay! It's good to sell abduction, as long as it's not abduction! Get ready! I look forward to your wonderful performance!" Yang Xiaoran stretched out his hand and gestured to the three of them.
The three of them left the stage, the lights went out on the stage, and after a while, the lights came on again, and Tang Jing went on stage first.
"Hey, big flicker, big flicker, come here!" Tang Jing beckoned to Wang Qian, who was still standing on the edge of the stage.
"What are you shouting about? Come out and sell this thing today, don't call me by my stage name?" Wang Qian walked out of the stage with a standard Northeast accent, imitating Wang Qian's tone in the original world, the original flavor.
Seeing Wang Qian's appearance and tone of voice, the audience couldn't help laughing.
"Bald Wang can actually speak Northeast dialect!"
"I didn't hear the problem from the Northeast, he wouldn't have lived in the Northeast, right?"
"Interesting!"
The audience began to discuss.
"Son, dad!" Tang Jing changed his words with a smile.
"Well, that's pretty much it. Wang Qian walked to the stage, holding a pair of crutches in his hand.
"What does the bald Wang want to do? With a pair of crutches, do you really want to crutches?"
"There is an iron crutch sitting in the audience, they want to sell the crutches, I don't know who this crutches are going to sell to?"
"Haha...... Look at the face of the iron crutch on the judges' seat, that's called an ugly one!"
"Don't forget what the bald Wang used to be called, his name is Battle Wang! Tie Guizhang scolded him and Tang Jing on Weibo, can he not go back?"
As soon as Wang Qian appeared with a cane, the audience suddenly guessed.
"If you want me to say this, don't sell it!" Tang Jing pulled Wang Qian back.
"Because of what?" Wang Qian looked puzzled.
"This street is full of good legs, who bought your stuff?" Tang Jing glanced around.
"You nonsense! Don't sell it, do this crutch and work and build materials, haven't slept for a day and a night, won't you lose money if you don't do it?" Wang Qian was unhappy.
"Oh, then the streets are full of good legs, can you sell this crutch?"
"Don't you know me: just now you called me a big fool! I can slant the positive flicker! I can flicker the wilted flicker! I can flicker the sharp person! The black-hearted big boss, I can flicker him and jump off the building! I can flicker him with a pair of good legs today!" Wang Qian said casually.
"I'm laughing to death! The big boss who jumped off the building, is this talking about Chen Jiadong?"
"Everyone is dead, fight Wang, you should leave some morality!"
"Why should this kind of wicked person who buys and kills elementary school students? I support the fight Wang! Kill this kind of scum!"
The audience and netizens continued to discuss in various ways.
"Haha, you can pull it down!" Tang Jing continued to cooperate with Wang Qian.
"You don't believe it?" Wang Qian had a very tugged expression.
"I don't believe that with other people's good legs, you can fool people and be lame!" Tang Jing pursed his lips.
"Isn't that old Zhang next door lame?" Wang Qian glanced at Tie Guizhang.
"Lao Zhang's leg is not lame by you, it is from peeking at the neighbor taking a bath and being lame!" Tang Jing replied to Wang Qian loudly.
The audience couldn't help it at this time, and burst into laughter, their eyes all looked in the direction of the judges' seat, it was rumored that Tie Guan Zhang peeked at the female neighbor who was lame in the bath, Tie Guan Zhang never admitted it, Wang Qian deliberately performed it in the sketch, it was a hard hit Tie Chongzhang's face!
Tie Zhizhang really couldn't sit still and wanted to have a seizure.
However, if you have a seizure at this time, isn't it a thief's heart?
Tie Guan Zhang wanted to open his mouth to scold people, but he couldn't do it, and he couldn't walk away, and an old face was so angry that it was blue for a while and white for a while. After the show ended, Tie Guan Zhang was ready to protest to the program team, strongly demanding that this paragraph be deleted, and asked Wang Qian and Tang Jing to apologize to him in person.
It's just that since it was released on the TV program, it means that the program team didn't pay attention to the protests at all.
"Don't worry about it! Anyway, flickering is my forte!" Wang Qian waved his hand to Tang Jing.
"I don't know your strong point yet! Listen to me! My dad is very interesting, when he hears that people buy cars, he immediately goes to them to sell car covers; when he hears that people buy motorcycles, he immediately goes to other people's places to sell hard hats; when he hears that someone has insomnia, he immediately goes to other people's places to sell sleeping pills, and when he hears that people want to do IVF, he immediately goes to sell ......."
"Don't say it! This is called the market, grasp the amount in advance!" Wang Qian interrupted Tang Jing.
"Tang Jing was interrupted by bald Wang for the last thing he wanted to say just now?"
"Haha...... Is it selling sperm?"
"The old driver upstairs!"
"That's vulgar, isn't it?"
"How do I think it's ***?
"Do you sell IVF?
The audience was very excited.
"I mean, you also made mistakes in advance!" Tang Jing reminded Wang Qian.
"Indeed, this crutch was mistaken. Wang Qian looked at the crutches in his hand with some frustration.
"I heard that the pillar in the next village drove a four-wheeled bicycle and smashed his leg, and the child's father got up early and did this crutch in the dark, but the person was smashed by the car, and the spine was directly broken, and he was in a wheelchair after being discharged from the hospital, and the crutches he did were not sold, hahaha...... Hehehe...... Haha......" Tang Jing sneered.
"Don't worry, I can sell this crutch today!" Wang Qian was full of confidence.
"Then the streets are full of good legs, who will buy it? Uncle Zhang, can you buy it?" Tang Jing looked at the iron crutches on the judges' bench.