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"Daughter-in-law, don't always look for those who peek at women and get lame, let's find a good leg and sell it to him today, and see my ability to fool me. Wang Qian grabbed Tang Jing.

The audience burst into laughter again, and after Wang Qian and Tang Jing emphasized this, it seemed that Tie Guan Zhang peeking at the female neighbor taking a bath was ironclad.

Tie Guan Zhang was so angry when he heard Wang Qian's words that his blood surged up to his head, and he wanted to have a seizure, but suddenly found that the microphone in front of him was silent, obviously the program team deliberately wanted to create a topic.

Before the change, Tie Guan Zhang must have lost his temper, flipped the table and left. But now he is different, because he is suspected of receiving money and posting on Weibo, his reputation is very stinky now, originally according to the contract, once the artist with a stain is in breach of contract, the program team can revoke his qualification as a judge at any time, and at the same time hold him accountable.

Now in this situation, if he and the program team turn their faces, you can imagine what the consequences will be.

"Then aren't you a liar?" Tang Jing continued to perform.

"Don't stand still, help me shout a few words everywhere. Wang Qian glanced around to the left and right.

"I'm not going to fool around, you can do it yourself. Tang Jing shook her head.

"Will you cooperate with me? Look at my eyes, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shout! shout! sell abduction!" Wang Qian patted Tang Jing's shoulder, and at this time, Shan Yao happened to push a bicycle and rode over from the side of the stage, looking stupid and stupid, just right for the role that Wang Qian requested.

"Ah, it's gone, it's gone!it's gone!!!," Tang Jing shouted to Shan Yao.

"I said, what are you commanding blindly, you? You know where I'm going to go, you just let me kidnap you, I'll turn the ditch, you're responsible?" Shan Yao was not happy.

"What kind of crutches, shouting and selling!" Wang Qian reminded Tang Jing.

"Sell!" Tang Jing changed her words.

"What are you selling?" Wang Qian rolled his eyes.

"Turn. ”

"Shout!" Wang Qian was anxious.

"Kidnapped, sold!" Tang Jing obediently connected the two words.

"Selling abduction has become abduction, hahahaha...... My stomach hurts with laughter! This sketch is so funny!"

"Indeed, I have watched several episodes of "Laughing in the Rivers and Lakes", and today's sketch is good!"

"I always thought Tang Jing was not funny in the previous episodes, and it was a bit nonsense to participate in this show, but today Wang Qian feels different!"

"That's right, the two of them are a good match, they worked together seamlessly in the finals of "The Mysterious Singer", and this sketch was also very funny!"

The audience continued to talk about it.

"Hmm, what's the matter?Big sister, who wants to kidnap you?" Shan Yao had already ridden away, but he rode back and stopped beside Tang Jing.

"No, he abducted ......," Tang Jing pointed at Wang Qian.

"Are you going to abduct and sell? Do you know that abducting and trafficking in women is an illegal and criminal act? I'm going to call the police, do you know?" Shan Yao was about to take his mobile phone.

"What kind of eyes do you have? Abduction? Abduction can be abducted and sold like this? Do you buy it?" Wang Qian pointed at Tang Jing with a look of no anger.

"It's so beautiful, how much money? I'll buy it. Shan Yao came over.

"Get out!" Wang Qian kicked over.

"Just kidding! What the hell is going on with you?" Shan Yao dodged.

"What's the matter, you're nosy!" Wang Qian glanced at him.

"The two of us are two people, playing here!" Tang Jing explained to Shan Yao with a grin.

"It's okay to play!" Wang Qian also chimed in.

"These two people, they have nothing to do to sell their daughters-in-law to play, oops......" Shan Yao shook his head.

"It's not for sale!" Tang Jing hurriedly waved her hand, as if she was worried that Wang Qian had really sold her to Shan Yao.

Shan Yao didn't say anything more, turned around and prepared to get back on the bike and leave.

"Stop! Wang Qian muttered.

"What?" Tang Jing didn't know.

"Oh, it's too serious!" Wang Qian emphasized.

"What are you talking about?" Shan Yao found that Wang Qian was talking about him, so he turned his head again.

"Hehe, it's none of your business, you go, you go!" Wang Qian waved his hand.

"What's so serious?" Tang Jing continued to ask Wang Qian.

"You should tell him, if you don't tell him about this disease, it's dangerous! It's okay, you go! I see that you have a little problem, and your daughter-in-law won't let me say it, and you can't believe it, right? You can go! It's okay, hehe, it's okay, let's go." Wang Qian waved his hand to Shan Yao.

"God is babbling! you are a real person!" Shan Yao prepared to leave again.

"Just this disease, if it is discovered, it will be late!" Wang Qian said loudly.

"What's the matter with you, what kind of illness is you, what is the advanced stage, what is the swelling?" Shan Yao stopped following now, and walked back to Wang Qian and pulled his skin.

"Don't get excited, I just see something wrong, oops, you don't believe it, forget it, don't say it. Wang Qian waved his hand again.

"You have to say it, believe it or not!" Shan Yao stopped his bicycle and walked in front of Wang Qian.

"Let's not talk about the condition, I know what you are doing at a glance!" Wang Qian looked at Shan Yao.

"Do you know what I'm doing, what am I doing?" Shan Yao looked very unconvinced.

"You are a big leader in charge of people...... Wang Qian tried to guess.

"What?"

"That's impossible. Wang Qian observed Shan Yao's expression and immediately stopped.

"Isn't this nonsense! Did the big leader ride this out?" Shan Yao rolled his eyes.

"Working in a restaurant. Wang Qian continued to look at Shan Yao.

"How do you know he's in the hotel?" Tang Jing looked curious.

"There is a smell of green onions on my body, is it from the restaurant?" Wang Qian asked Shan Yao.

"That'...... What do you think I'm doing in a hotel?" Shan Yao became a little interested.

"Spoon-turning chef!"

"Huh?" Shan Yao's expression was very surprised, obviously surprised by how Wang Qian saw it.

"Isn't it?" Wang Qian knew that he had guessed correctly.

"Oh, how do you know he's a chef?" Tang Jing was even more strange.

"Big head, thick neck, not a leader...... Is it a chef?" Wang Qian confirmed to Shan Yao again.

"Wow, okay, okay! Count, count, count, you guessed it. ”

"Don't count, is it?" Wang Qian asked.

"Ahh Then what did you say about me just now, what did you say that it is serious and advanced, what is it that is swollen?" Shan Yao had some trust in Wang Qian after being guessed his identity.

"Can you believe it?" Wang Qian turned on the flicker mode.

"I, I, I...... I believe it!" Shan Yao hesitated for a moment.

"In recent times, I don't feel like I feel a part of your body, it's not the same as it used to be. You think, you think hard...... It's true. Wang Qian continued to flicker.

"I didn't feel it...... What do you want to say about the difference...... I feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger!" Shan Yao thought seriously for a long time.

"By the way, this is not the main disease!Do you know why your face is big?" Wang Qian continued to carefully examine Shan Yao's whole body.

"Why?"

"It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that suffocates the upper side!" Wang Qian concluded.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"With a big head and a thick neck, he is not a leader, and Wang Qian's sarcastic leader is too sharp!"

"The necrosis of the peripheral nerves has suffocated the upper side, why are you so funny?"

Those who knew Wang Qian and those who didn't know Wang Qian were attracted by his sketch at this time.

"Ah, where is that?" Shan Yao was surprised.

"Below the waist, feet up. Wang Qian held his chin.

"What's the leg, why is it so complicated?" Shan Yao touched his leg.

"That's right!" Wang Qian nodded.

"No! there's nothing wrong with my legs!" Shan Yao shook his legs and felt it.

"What's wrong, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps if you're not sick!," Wang Qian walked up on the stage.

"Okay...... Take two steps, walk, walk, walk two steps, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps......" Shan Yao followed Wang Qian.

"Stop, are you okay with your shoes?" Wang Qian stopped suddenly.

"What's wrong?" Shan Yao was startled and quickly stopped.

"One heel high and one heel low?" Wang Qian looked at Shan Yao's feet.

"This ...... This is a tourist shoe, dead heel! How can there be a high or low?" Shan Yao was not convinced.

"That's your leg is sick, one leg is long and the other is short!"

"It's okay! I want one leg to be long and the other leg is short, and the pants seller will tell me!" Shan Yao disagreed with Wang Qian's statement.

"The pants seller told you, do you still buy pants? Who is as good as me? Believe it or not, your leg is lifted up with my hand, you can lift as high as you want, and fall down hard, okay? Believe it or not? Your leg is sick, and your right leg is short! Come, get up!" Wang Qian made a gesture.

Shan Yao cooperated and raised his right leg high.

"Fall!" Wang Qian yelled.

Shan Yao dropped his right leg and stomped on the stage floor.

"Stop! are you numb?" Wang Qian had a very serious expression.

"It's numb!" Shan Yao was surprised.

"Hey, why is he numb?" Tang Jing was also surprised.

"If you stomp like this, you're numb!" Wang Qian replied to Tang Jing.

The audience burst into laughter again, obviously this skit was different from what they had seen before, it was simply too funny and funny.

"Ma is not hemp, Ma is not?" Wang Qian looked at Shan Yao again.

"It's numb......" Shan Yao replied to Wang Qian anxiously.

"Walk, walk, don't control, your leg is 100% sick, don't control, relax, go, go, go, don't think, can you walk with me, walk, just walk little by little, walk ......" Wang Qian continued to walk on the stage, and deliberately walked with one leg high and the other leg low.

Shan Yao walked with Wang Qian, his right foot was originally very numb, and then following Wang Qian's rhythm, he gradually became high on one leg and low on the other.