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Let's move on. Long Xiaole, who said www.biquge.info Pen Fun Pavilion, was in front and walked six or seven hundred meters before arriving at the place.
Standing at the door of the hotel, Zhang Wei asked Long Xiaole, "How did you pass just now?"
"Run. Long Xiaole said: "It's easy for me to say." ”
"I said how come it took more than an hour. Zhang was afraid and said: "It's troublesome to park a car in this place, and you really have the leisure to buy a car." ”
Long Xiaole said: "Nonsense, you run to the train station every day?" and said: "Let's go, let's go in." Then he said to Shi San: "Why are you still here?"
"I want to invite you to dinner. "Shi San's attitude is really good.
Zhang was afraid to say: "You are crazy. ”
Shi San said: "You have to believe in my sincerity. ”
Zhang Wei shook his head and said, "I'll invite you to eat, as long as you stay away from me." ”
Shi San smiled and said: "What about me, now I am talking to you in a good voice, but don't forget my identity, I am a thief, there is a saying that if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves, I can't go to the provincial capital, I promise you, but I still have a senior brother and a master, if I stare at you all day long...... Tell me, how embarrassing it should be. ”
Zhang was afraid and said, "You threaten me?"
Shi San said with a smile: "Don't dare, don't dare, I'm just looking forward to the future with you." ”
Zhang Wei nodded: "Okay, I'm really afraid of threats." After that, he entered the hotel.
Long Xiaole said depressedly: "Brother, what kind of spirit are you?
Zhang was afraid to say: "I have shocked you for so long, and you are not bad." ”
Long Xiaole pondered: "It's also ha, eat." ”
The restaurant is good, the four of them sit in the hall, order some hot and cold at will, and don't drink, anyway, just eat.
Shi San asked Zhang Wei: "Did you make a move?"
These four words, only Zhang Wei knew what they meant, he was asking about the pile of antiques. He shook his head and didn't speak.
Long Xiaole asked, "Do you want to fight?"
Shi San smiled: "Do you want me to help?"
Zhang was afraid to look at him: "There is a boundary between me and the thief, don't always want to get close to me." When I said these words, I remembered Ai Yan, that guy was approaching violently, but fortunately he was not a thief.
Shi San said, "You're quite boring. Then he said, "What heinous thing have I done to make you look at me like this? I'm so good compared to some people." ”
Zhang Wei smiled: "Your words to describe yourself are really special. ”
"Don't worry about it, compared to those who embezzle love donations, I'm simply a Bodhisattva!" Shi San said: "At least I won't touch the money related to charity, of course, the monk temple is counted separately." ”
Zhang was afraid to look at him: "If you really stole the money from the monk's temple, I admire you." ”
"Then you admire it, count from south to north, I dare not say that there are more, there are always five, seven or six. Shi San asked: "Do you want to open the Buddha beads?" I have them, and there are two particularly good wooden fish, knock it to clear your heart and clear your mind." ”
Zhang was stunned when he heard this: "Aren't you afraid of heaven's curse?" The more thieves are, the more they pay attention to these Shinto things that they don't have.
Shi San said: "I'm a fart, so many big monks eat meat and drink wine and don't punish the junior miss for looking for the young lady, why is God tossing me?" Then he said: "If it is a real monk, I admire it, I am willing to listen to him discipline me, but there are fake monks everywhere, why am I used to them?"
Zhang Wei said: "The attack is too wide, you are too extreme." ”
Shi San said: "There is no thief who is not extreme. ”
Zhang was afraid to ponder: "After eating this meal, let's go home, and you can find a place by yourself." ”
"No problem, but I'll have to tell me the phone number so I don't find you later. Shi San said.
Zhang was afraid and said, "You are sick, why do you have to know my number? Why are you looking for me?"
Shi San said: "Why can't you know? I think so, in case I am caught, I will confess you, so that you can also experience the taste of ****." ”
"Neuropathy. Zhang was afraid to ask Long Xiaole: "When will you see Director Ji?"
"That's not in a hurry, I have to go to South Korea next week to participate in a film festival, and I'll see you when he comes back. Long Xiaole asked: "I didn't forget to bring the two balls I wanted, right?"
"No, in the bag. Zhang Wei pointed to the backpack thrown on the chair.
Shi San asked curiously: "What ball?"
"It's an antique fitness ball, the kind that is rubbed in the hand. Zhang Wei replied.
"It's worthless, is it?" Shi San was a little disappointed.
Zhang Wei said: "You are really not an ordinary vulgar, everything has to be linked to money?"
Shi San shook his head: "I really can't talk to you, you're as boring as a textbook." ”
Zhang was afraid to say: "Don't pretend to have gone to school, you hooligan. ”
Shi San said: "Please respect my profession, I am a thief, not a hooligan." Then he said, "The scoundrels are like you." ”
Long Xiaole smiled: "You are a thief with very strong self-esteem and a great sense of professional honor. ”
"Doing a line of love is our professionalism. Shi San said: "Phone number, hurry up, don't force me to threaten you." ”
Zhang Wei sighed and said a string of numbers: "I'm afraid of threats." ”
Shi San wrote down the number and pondered: "I can't go to the provincial capital, what's the use of asking for your number?"
Zhang was afraid and said, "You can go." ”
Shi San smiled: "Do you want to know a secret?" ”
"What's the secret?" Long Xiaole asked.
"Do you know what mountain is the largest and most famous in your province?" Shi San said.
"Nonsense, the people of the whole country know it, do you need to say it?" Long Xiaole said.
Shi San smiled: "Have you read a martial arts book?"
"What's the matter, there are unborn masters in the big ravine?" Zhang said with contempt.
Shi San smiled: "You, just this bullshit temper, you were scared away by the money." Then he kept silent.
Zhang Wei said: "What kind of pass? The only thing that can attract thieves is money, there are no martial arts masters in the big ravine, and I definitely don't know whose tomb was dug up. ”
Shi San smiled: "Don't praise me, the job of robbing the tomb is too professional, I can't do it." ”
Zhang was afraid to look at him: "It's not a tomb robbery, is it a treasure digger?"
"It's really a treasure digger. Shi San said, "There used to be a Taoist temple in your mountain, don't you know?"
"I know a head, which mountain doesn't have a Taoist temple now?" Zhang Wei said: "Don't worry, don't say that there is a Taoist temple, even if a golden mountain is placed there, I won't bring it." ”
Shi San smiled: "It's really a golden mountain." ”
"What are you talking about, are you crazy?" Zhang was afraid to disbelieve.
Shi San said, "Do you know how many people are rushing to that side now?"
Zhang Wei thought for a moment and said, "No matter how many people have in the past, what does it have to do with you? You are stealing, not digging." ”
"Can't you see the excitement?" Shi San said: "I heard that there used to be a swamp in the mountain, but then I don't know why it disappeared, and there was something under that swamp, and I heard that a large family sank into it when the Qing soldiers entered the customs." ”
Zhang was afraid to say: "You read too many martial arts novels, right?"
Shi San smiled: "I know you don't believe it." He paused and said, "Let me ask you, there were always tomb robbers in the past, before the news came out, do you believe it?"
"What's wrong with this? Sun Dianying also led troops to dig graves, and Cao Cao also did this, what's so surprising?" Zhang was afraid to say: "If you say what Sun Dianying hid, I can still believe it, but this Qing army entered the customs...... You've seen too many ghost stories. ”
Shi San shook his head and said, "See clearly." "On the hand are two chopsticks, long and thin, rubbed together a few times with the thumb and forefinger.
Zhang was afraid to say, "Didn't you make him nothing?"
Shi San smiled, covered the chopsticks grown in his right hand with his left palm, and slowly pressed down, when the left palm was pressed to the right hand, the two hands rubbed each other, and then gently clapped his hands, spread out his palm, and the chopsticks were gone.
Zhang was afraid of contempt and said, "Surprised?"
In the summer, Shi San wore half-cut sleeves and didn't have a pair of chopsticks with his bare arms, which is indeed a bit capable.
Long Xiaole's eyes widened and he looked around: "Where are the chopsticks?"
Shi San spread his hands and said, "At your place." ”
Guided by the words, Long Xiaole looked down in front of him, only his own pair of chopsticks, and then looked up at Shi San, his two palms were still flat, as if they had not moved.
Long Xiaole said, "No." ”
Shi San said, "Look at it again." ”
Long Xiaole didn't bow his head immediately, but stared at Shi San's two hands.
Zhang was afraid and said, "Don't star, the chopsticks are here." ”
The chopsticks were not in front of Long Xiaole, nor in front of Shi San, under a plate of dishes in the dining table, close to the edge of the plate.
Zhang was afraid to open the plate: "His hand is faster than your eyes, as long as there is a moment, it is enough." ”
Long Xiaole asked, "How fast can your hands be?"
"It's pretty fast anyway. Shi San was a little proud.
Zhang was afraid to find out a coin: "Come, play the God of Gamblers." ”
Shi San put the coin on his knuckles, his four fingers were linked, and the coin danced on the back of his hand: "This?"
Zhang was afraid to say: "It's really better than me." ”
Long Xiaole said would you?
Zhang Wei put on a particularly natural expression and spoke: "No, so he is better than me." ”
Long Xiaole despised him and asked Shi San, "What else will you do?"
Shi San said: "It's all a little trick, it's not a ...... I digress!" The poor stone thief finally reacted.
Zhang was afraid to ask, "What did you say?"
"There is a mountain of gold in the mountains. Shi San said.
"Oh yes, Jin Shan, you said that Sun Dianying's grave digging treasure is hiding there. Zhang was afraid to talk nonsense.
Shi San didn't want to talk nonsense with him anymore, thought for a while and said: "Two sentences, one, what you don't know doesn't mean that it doesn't exist, someone robs the tomb, and someone hunts for treasure;
"It's my business, 9.6 million square kilometers, throw it in the desert or the sea, you can't find it even on a bicycle. Zhang was afraid and said: "Don't think about these useless things, can you do it all right?"
Shi San smiled: "The Tao is different, don't conspire with each other, you are not in my business, you definitely don't believe in these things, we don't care about these things, we are eating this bowl of rice, we have to verify when we get the news, and by the way, we will help the country to take the archaeology exam." ”
Zhang Wei said: "If you still raise your own funds and do not ask for anything in return, you must all be staunch communist fighters." ”
Shi San shook his head: "To be honest, I really want to beat you." ”
Long Xiaole said: "Me too." (To be continued.) )