Shi San greeted Liu Xiaomei with a smile: "Hello, I am Shi San, the stone of the stone, the three of one, two, three." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Liu Xiaomei didn't reply immediately, and looked at Zhang Wei. Zhang was afraid to say: "Don't pay attention to him, that's an idiot." ”

Shi San smiled and shook his head: "You are always so rude. ”

Zhang Wei said: "Sit down according to the ticket number, please Mr. Shi return to your seat, and he will start soon." ”

Shi San smiled: "Do you think I can have a ticket?" After speaking, he walked forward proudly.

Liu Xiaomei asked Zhang Wei: "Who is this?"

"It's an idiot, losing to me tens of millions of idiots. Zhang was afraid to say: "But it's okay, I can give up tens of millions to save my friends...... Oh my God, it's so easy for this guy to get tens of millions?"

Liu Xiaomei shook her head: "If it weren't for your girlfriend, I would definitely think you were bragging." ”

Zhang was afraid and smiled: "Bragging is my profession." ”

Zhang Wei talked to Liu Xiaomei while paying attention to the carriage, and the strange thing was that since he appeared before the departure, he never saw Shi San again, and he didn't meet again until he got off the train.

This guy must have been a victim of a grand theft movie, and he didn't know what he had done in the car for a while, but when he got out of the car, there was a round-faced flight attendant girl who gave him off.

Seeing Zhang Wei pushing the suitcase out, Shi San whispered a few words to the flight attendant girl, made a gesture of phone contact, and strode to catch up.

Zhang was afraid to say: "Don't pretend to know me very well, okay?"

"Aren't you familiar?" Shi San smiled and said hello to Liu Xiaomei again.

Zhang was afraid to say, "Are you crazy?"

"Nope. Shi San said: "We pay the most attention to mental health in this business, and I confirm that I am not crazy." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "If you bother me again, I'll drive you crazy." ”

Shi San shook his head: "Barbarian." Then he asked: "Why are you coming to the capital? I know this place well, and I can be a free guide for you." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "I have ...... I have a map for my phone. "This guy didn't think about the name for a while.

Shi San said: "The map is dead, the people are alive, I don't charge you money." ”

"I'm afraid you'll steal my money. Zhang said fearfully.

Shi San shook his head: "This is to look down on my profession and my identity." "Meaning you're not worth it for me to do it.

Zhang was afraid and said: "If you have the ability, you can leave quickly." ”

Shi San smiled and didn't speak.

As the flow of people slowly left the station, Zhang Wei stood on the square and looked up to the sky: "Sure enough, it's the legendary haze, it's really handsome." ”

Shi San said disdainfully: "It's like you don't have it there, pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, look down on it, don't come here." ”

Zhang Wei said: "You don't understand, the smog we have there is just haze, except for the meaningless, here is different, the haze here has a unique feeling, is the kind of momentum that the world is unified by me...... I didn't understand what I told you, you are illiterate. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone rang, and Long Xiaole asked him where he was. He said in the square in front of the exit.

Long Xiaole said that he was standing at the exit of the station, why didn't he see you?

Zhang was afraid to look back, but he couldn't see anyone, so he said to the phone: "Where are you......?

After a two-minute description, the two still hadn't met, and Shi San really couldn't listen to it, so he interjected: "Ask him which train station he is." ”

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment and asked Long Xiaole, "Which train station are you in?"

…… Fortunately, the train stations are in the second ring road, and after waiting for more than an hour, everyone finally met. As soon as they met, it was a fierce and warm welcome ceremony, and Long Xiaole scolded: "Are you a pig?

Zhang Wei defended: "I remember telling you. ”

"You tell the head, and I ask you to confirm, and you say I'm right. Long Xiaole said: "I'm still wondering, those people who leave the station don't have the right accent." ”

The two welcomed each other, and Long Xiaole looked at Shi San: "Who is this?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "You are the boss now, you should ask who this is? instead of just saying two words!"

Long Xiaole said: "The man next to you, I haven't seen a good person, it's good to ask." As he spoke, he remembered his former enemy: "Have you forgotten how you knew me?

Zhang Wei looked at Shi San with a smile and said to Long Xiaole: "Believe me, this guy is more fucked up than those guys in happiness." ”

"Damn, I have a grudge against you, can you talk well?" Shi San couldn't help it.

Long Xiaole looked at Eye Stone Three: "If you want to say that, I will be relieved." Reaching for the suitcase: "Eat first." Lead everyone to the opposite side: "The parking lot is more troublesome, I parked the car in the front restaurant, and I just went back after eating." ”

Zhang was afraid to ask, "Have you bought a car?"

"No, borrow one and drive it first, and at the auto show in a few days, you can come along, and I'll buy you one." Long Xiaole said that it was very breezy and light, and he looked very heroic.

Shi San leaned over and said, "Niu, it's rich enough." ”

Long Xiaole glanced at him and asked Zhang Wei, "Who is he?"

"I don't know. Zhang Wei replied.

Long Xiaole thought for a while and asked, "Let's confirm, you really don't know him?"

"I don't know. Zhang Wei replied.

Long Xiaole said to Shi San: "What, you go, let's go to dinner." ”

Shi San shook his head and said, "You, you are really not saved, to tell you the truth, I am saving you." As he spoke, he whispered closely: "With a baby on your body, you were targeted at the provincial train station, I stared at them all the way, I guess I didn't find a chance, they didn't do anything in the car, and now they are still following." ”

Zhang was afraid to look at him, thought about it and said, "I believe you can see that I have something on me, this is your specialty, but you just found out, and no one is staring at me." After saying that, he concluded: "Your story is too illogical and not funny. ”

Shi San smiled: "It's worthy of being the man who won me, it's really not ordinary." ”

Zhang was afraid that he couldn't stand it anymore: "Big brother, can you still do it? Your life is either watching Hong Kong movies or watching Japanese cartoons? Can you say something normal? Listen to you, I will be scratched by Yongquan acupoint." ”

"What do you mean by the stinging of the Yongquan Cave?" asked Long Xiaole.

Shi San's face changed, and he hurriedly stepped back: "Talk is talking, you can't play shrew." ”

Only then did Long Xiaole understand: "The sting of the Yongquan acupoint is the itching of the feet." Then he asked Zhang Wei: "Do you want to bring him with you for dinner?"

Shi San and Zhang were afraid to shout in unison, one shouted with and the other shouted without it.

Long Xiaole pondered and asked Shi San: "Let me ask you, do you not like women?"

"What?" Shi San thought for a moment and asked, "You mean I like men?"

Long Xiaole said: "This is what you said. ”

Shi San said: "Head, Lao Tzu likes women!"

No matter how loud you shout, you can't hide the hot eyes you look at Zhang Fear. Long Xiaole said, "Man, let's recruit it." ”

Zhang was afraid that he couldn't stop in an instant, looked carefully at Shi San's eyes, and said angrily: "I was almost fooled by you, boy, I always want to take revenge, don't you?"

Shi San confessed, smiled and replied: "Nonsense, do you know what I'm doing there? Why do you want to change trains? I stopped at such important things, don't I just want to see you a few more times?"

Zhang was afraid to ponder: "You can't beat me, what are you tossing?"

Shi San said: "I know I can't beat you, I don't want to fight with you at all, and I ......" After a pause at this point, he smiled and said: "I am also bright enough, I didn't secretly want to harm you, you should thank me." ”

Zhang was afraid to ponder: "I should say thank you." ”

Shi San said: "I don't have high requirements, I just want to see you embarrassed, no matter who makes you embarrassed, as long as it makes me happy." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "You have a psychological problem. ”

Shi San said: "You don't care if I have a problem, I didn't provoke you, did I? I didn't make a bad trick to trick you behind my back, did I? I just want to see how unlucky you are, you haven't broken the law, right?"

Long Xiaole was very happy, patted Shi San on the shoulder and said, "I like it, let's eat." ”

"Do you like it?" asked Long Xiaole.

Long Xiaole ignored him and said to Shi San: "I also want to see this grandson's unlucky appearance." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "You are two perverts, right?" and then looked at Long Xiaole with a smile: "Did you find a problem?"

Long Xiaole looked himself up and down, and then looked at Zhang Wei: "What?"

"Did you notice that I was an arm's length away from him all the time. Zhang was afraid to speak with a smile.

What does Long Xiaole mean by asking?

Zhang was afraid to say: "He is a thief, all he can steal from you is a pair of underwear, and you are a thief who is not aware of it." ”

Long Xiaole said "Ah!", and hurriedly took two steps back to look at Shi San.

Shi San smiled and said to Zhang Wei: "False praise, it will take some trouble to take off your shoes and socks, and you may be discovered." ”

"Holy. Seeing Shi San's identity, Long Xiaole began to rummage up and down, rummaging around and stopping, "I forgot what I was carrying." ”

Shi San said: "You just have a mobile phone in your pants pocket, a car key in your left hand, and nothing else." ”

"Damn, you're a thief. Long Xiaole scolded.

Shi San said: "It's no fun for a thief to meet someone like you, it's not worth it to get a broken phone with a location." ”

Long Xiaole was silent for a moment and asked Zhang Wei: "This is your senior brother, right?"

Zhang said with a sense of anger: "My Yongquan acupoint is really prickly. ”

"No, no, why do you keep threatening me?" Long Xiaole looked at Shi San: "You go quickly, it's not safe to be with you, goodbye." "Push the suitcase and continue on the road.

Shi San said, "Please, I didn't do anything! You can't look at people with colored glasses." ”

Zhang Wei said: "Hurry up and busy yours, what about me, I won't be unlucky for a while......" As soon as he finished speaking, a black corset flew out of the car passing by the road and fell diagonally at Zhang Wei's feet.

Zhang was afraid to subconsciously dodge, and after dodging, he looked at the ground again, a soft and black layer of cloth, and curiously picked it up and looked: "What is it?"

Shi San said with a smile: "Judging from my experience in the rivers and lakes for so many years, it should be a girl's corset." ”

"What?" Zhang Wei hurriedly let go and explained to Liu Xiaomei: "I am a disaster, my lord knows it." He sighed and said, "The people of the capital also litter, which is really excessive." ”

Liu Xiaomei took out the wet wipes and handed them over, and said with a smile: "Let you pick things up again." (To be continued.) )