"I really can't believe that you can cook in the palace. "The night is around the Emiya Shirou and chatters non-stop.

"Don't mess around, can you just sit there like Saber, and the delicious food will be served later. Emiya Shirou couldn't help but say.

Saber, who was quietly waiting for the food to be served, said,

"I'm also surprised, after all, I've never seen you cook, but it's this curiosity that makes me look forward to it. ”

After a while,

"Dangdangdang~Can't wait, try it~"

"Poof, good, hard, eat—"

Emiya Shirou's plan to try to capture a woman's stomach to capture a woman's heart through guò is completely declared a failure. Because he wants to improve his cooking skills in a short period of time, it may be more difficult than him to improve his own strength......

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Nine days later, Emiya Shirou obviously still didn't learn the swastika so easily, but although the quick way to learn the swastika by turning the god body failed, Emiya Shirou didn't seem to feel any legendary side effects, and this matter was quickly left behind by Emiya Shirou.

The next day is the day to feast the guests and take the gift money.

Happy Emiya Shirou, these days have been almost forgetful of playing, no, today I secretly ran out to drink with Jingle Chunshui and others.

Late at night, the palace house,

A black shadow suddenly appeared outside the room, in the dark night, the sword light flashed, and in an instant, countless black-clothed people appeared, front and back, left and right, layer by layer, firmly surrounding the room of Emiya Shirou, and those who are familiar with it know very well that this is the unique means of the Xing army, and it is also led by the captain of the Xing army himself. This is not a drill!

The black shadow at the beginning waved his hand, and everyone broke into the room at the same time......

Knock - Knock - Knock -

It has been less than half a month since the last time Emiya Shirou became a sword, to be precise, this is the eleventh day, and another captain's emergency meeting has been held.

In the conference room, many captains looked a little bad.

Syllable!

Captain Yamamoto is on crutches,

"Bring the sinner Emiya Shirou up!"

The eyelids of the night jumped slightly, and he clapped his hands,

Broken Bee, dressed in black, and another member of the Xing army walked in carrying a stretcher, and it was Emiya Shirou lying on the stretcher.

Ahem, note, it's not the seriously injured Emiya Shirou, but the sleeping Emiya Shirou......

All the captains on the scene couldn't help twitching the corners of their mouths, they can still fall asleep like this, it's really weird~

The captain of the fourth team stepped forward to take a brief look and said lightly,

"Excessive drinking. ”

Jingle Chunshui next to him lowered the brim of his hat, a little embarrassed. That guy obviously has such a bad amount of alcohol, and he always has the posture of a wine fairy and a wine god.

"It is reasonable to be drunk and committed. Captain Yamamoto said suddenly.

Those in the know know that Old Man Shan wanted to take the opportunity to make trouble, and took this opportunity to remove the position of captain of Emiya Shirou.

But people who are familiar with Emiya Shirou still want to help Emiya Shirou defend himself.

"I said old man, isn't it too hasty to convict like this. Jingle Chunshui took the lead and said.

"yes. The good old man Ukitake also nodded.

It's Yeyi, because he is too close to Emiya Shirou, but it's hard to defend him, and this time Yeyi personally led the team to "arrest" Emiya Shirou. It's that Yeyi is afraid that Emiya Shirou, a guy who is neither big nor small, and if he is excited, if he messes up, he may really commit some serious charges of "attacking the police".

At this moment, Emiya Shirou suddenly sat up from the stretcher,

"There it is!"

Then in the incomprehensible eyes of everyone, Emiya Shirou looked around in confusion, and when he saw Yeyi, his eyes lit up, and he rushed over and grabbed Yeyi's hand, and shouted excitedly,

"I've thought of it!

Then, before everyone could react, Emiya Shirou suddenly turned to the captain of the twelveth team at the end of the team, Kiryu Shufune, and pounced directly.

"Master~~~"

Syllable!

"Emiya Shirou!" said the old man coldly.

"One of the bound paths, Sai!" "Yeyi released the ghost path at the same time, tying Emiya Shirou's hands behind him, of course, this kind of binding path can't really control Emiya Shirou, just make a show, surrounded by all the captains, who dares to mess around, "Don't resist." Yeichi reminded Emiya Shirou in his ear.

At this moment, Emiya Shirou finally came to his senses, if it was just a few people at night, it might still be a prank, but now that there are old men and others, it is definitely not a joke, and it will not be a trivial matter.

"What's the matter? Why are you arresting me?" asked Emiya Shirou in shock.

"Emiya Shirou. Do you still want to quibble?!" said the old man of the mountain.

"Where am I quibbling? What did I do?" asked Emiya Shirou directly, at this moment, he even felt that Aizen was framing him, otherwise how could others have such conclusive evidence.

Captain Yamamoto gestured to the night next to him, and listened to the night one by one,

"Captain Kuchigi's grandson, Hakuya Kuchigi, was kicked in the ass while practicing and almost knocked his teeth out. ”

Emiya Shirou's eyelids twitched, and then he heard strange events that seemed to be all pranks.

"All of the Peking band's private wine collection has been stolen. ”

"Team 13 Zhibo Haiyan was pressed the back of the head when he was eating. ”

"Yaban team member Yamaru Lisa was subjected to, cough cough, harassment. ”

“…… Saruki-rimori was intimidated. ”

“…… Kunan's white face was painted with flowers. ”

“…… Xing's soldiers, Broken Bee, were teased in a humiliating manner. In addition, including me, as well as Kisuke Urahara, and Captain Uno Hana were all inexplicably attacked. ”

"Isn't this true?" said Emiya Shirou in amazement, in fact, he wanted to say more now: It can't be a bodhisattva manifestation.

Seeing that Ye Yi didn't mean to joke at all, Emiya Shirou came back to his senses and hurriedly exclaimed, "But what does this have to do with me? Do you think I did it?"

Yeyi's eyes narrowed slightly,

"It's so fast, you can't see it, you can't feel it. This is the common conclusion of all about the prisoners. And you have a motive for all of these things. So Emiya Shirou, you have the biggest suspicion!" said Yoichi with certainty.

"It's wronged, I didn't do it, someone must be trying to frame me!"

"And whoever it is, why should they frame you? Who else but you can do any of these things?!" said Captain Yamamoto exclaimed, "and these days, many people can attest to the fact that you are almost always drunk every day, and that it is very likely that you will get drunk and make trouble. ”

"Although there were no casualties, but as the captain of the palace, Shirou Weigong, not only neglected his duties, but also liberated the sword without permission, attacked at will, and even attacked important people including the captain and nobles without permission, this matter will not be tolerated!"

The old man of the mountain is on crutches,

"Escort me down and wait for the final verdict!"

"Wronged————"

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Touch!

The cell door was closed, and inside, Yoichi said to Emiya Shirou,

"I'll keep you here to prevent you from escaping. ”

"Yeyi, you don't believe me either? I really didn't do it. I got drunk and just collapsed, and it was impossible for me to run around outside. Someone must be trying to frame me!" said Emiya Shirou, holding on to Yoichi.

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PS: I thought about it seriously again, Rukia is 150 years old, and the protagonist, Bai Ya, Haiyan and others are set to be over 200 years old and completely stress-free, and there is no need to change it at all. As for Yixin, it's hard for me to take care of it, and it's estimated that it's a few hundred years old but looks young.

Suddenly there was an idea, the former captain of the top ten teams, that is, the one who died in the mouth of Sister Hua, could it be the Zhibo family's own family, and then the single-mindedness of the split family made up for it?