Chapter 71: Two Foodies
"It's just speculation, but there should be a 70 percent chance. Ye Yi hurriedly said.
"Seventy percent?" Emiya Shirou's eyes narrowed, even if Yeyi could fool others, he would definitely not be able to fool him Emiya Shirou!
Yeyi, who was seen by Emiya Shirou, could only change his words,
"Fifty percent. ”
"Fifty percent?" Enomiya Shirou's eyes continued to narrow.
"......" look at each other.
"......" continued to look at each other.
"Well, even if the success rate is only 0.5 percent, that's a possibility, right? Yoichi finally relented and told the truth.
"Damn!Yoyi, did you think seriously about it before you did something!" Emiya Shirou almost jumped up in anger, isn't it just to pick up a gift money, and deserve such a punishment!
"I've thought about it, why don't you give it a try if it's a possibility. Yeyi said as a matter of course.
"What about the side effects? What if it doesn't work out?!" Emiya Shirou said directly, although it was not explained in the original book, but looking at Yeyi's way, the side effects of this thing seem to be quite big, even if you don't die, it is estimated that it will take half a life.
Yeyi turned his head slightly,
"Are there any side effects?"
"If there are no side effects, wouldn't everyone be able to try it?!" Enomiya Shirou couldn't help but exclaim.
Yoichi shrugged his shoulders,
"Who knows, you're the first to try anyway. ”
Shirou Emiya: "%@%¥@#¥@#%......"
Yoichi leaned over and patted Emiya Shirou on the shoulder, encouraging,
"Cheer up, think about what to do so much, as long as you succeed, isn't it!"
As a result, as soon as the night finished speaking, Saber, who had been standing next to him like a statue, suddenly spoke faintly,
"It's useless. ”
"What?" the two turned to Saber.
Saber glanced up at Emiya Shirou and said in the same indifferent tone as ever,
"Since the day of his summoning, I have been his sword, helping him slay every enemy in front of him. And to turn a knife against my master is against my oath as a knight. ”
In other words, Saber will not fight Emiya Shirou at all, so this method is fundamentally impossible.
“……”
"But it's not like you're actually going to kill him, it's just a test. Yeyi couldn't help but say.
"If it's just normal training, it's fine, but if you want me to give in, it must be a life-and-death battle with all your might. The battle of Shenshui is an insult to both my dignity and to Shirou!" Saber will never admit defeat.
“……”
Yeichi: "Is it okay to ...... this oath?"
Saber: "The King's Oath is not to be broken!"
“……”
Finally, the night is that Saber, who doesn't take oil and salt, has no way at all, like a child who has done something wrong, he turns his head and looks at Emiya Shirou innocently,
"Now, what to do?"
"You-sister-"
Boom!
Emiya Shirou fell directly to the ground, and for a while, the whole world was gray......
In his life, it seems that he has fallen into the hands of this guy Yeyi.
・・・・・・
I don't know how long it took, but Emiya Shirou came back to his senses a little from his miserable self-world and found that the two guys, Yaichi and Saber, were actually drinking afternoon tea casually next to them?!
Saber: "Personally, I prefer black tea, but Japanese tea has a different flavor. ”
Yaichi: "yes, I feel okay." ”
"Ah~~~~" Emiya Shirou jumped up frantically, "What are you doing?!"
"Drink tea and chat. "I've found that we're still very compatible, for example, Saber likes lions, and I like cats." ”
"Shirou, would you like a cup?" Saber slowly poured a cup of tea for Emiya Shirou.
"Ah~~~~" Emiya Shirou grabbed his hair and rushed over directly to lift the coffee table, "Please, is it time to drink tea?
"What can you do without tea?
When I heard the word fight, Saber's eyes lit up,
"I'm glad to accompany you! ”
Ping!
"Then you guys take your time. Emiya Shirou waved his hand and turned to leave.
・・・・・・
A few hours later,
"Eat, eat. "Emiya Shirou came back with a lot of food, he couldn't really leave these two guys alone, and besides, this matter was still closely related to him.
In an instant, Emiya Shirou's food was snatched up. Fortunately, Emiya Shirou had foreseen this situation, and these two were big foodies, so he had already eaten them in advance.
Saber: "Shirou, aren't you going to eat?"
Yeyi: "Don't worry about him, that guy must have stolen it a long time ago." ”
Saber: "Then you're welcome." ”
Yeyi: "Don't rob me!"
Emiya Shirou watched the two foodies with completely different eating appearances from the side: Yeyi is the kind of person who looks ugly, doesn't look like a big lady at all, and wants to grab everything, but in fact, Yeyi doesn't eat much (relatively). Don't look at Yeyi, who seems to have grabbed a lot of them with her left hand and right hand from beginning to end, but if you look closely, you can see that she is actually loyal to grabbing, not loyal to eating.
And Saber is the opposite, she eats, very personable, polite, at first glance, Saber is not Yeyi's opponent at all, but if you look closely, you will find that Saber eats at an astonishing speed and frequency, and if you are not careful, Yeyi only takes a bite of the chicken leg, Saber is already eating the second bowl of rice.
So in the end, it was the humble Saber who ate more.
"Who of you just won?" asked Emiya Shirou.
Saber: "Yaichi's strength is amazing. ”
Yaichi: "Where, ahhhh I didn't expect you to have such a powerful slashing knife in the palace. Ahh ”
Looking at the happy appearance of the two, if Saber was not his own slashing knife, Emiya Shirou was really worried that he would be snatched away by the Yayichi.
"Shirou, anything else?"
In the blink of an eye, Saber had already finished eating. Not to mention the wide-eyed Yaichi next to him, even Emiya Shirou, who had foreseen it, was quite incredible.
"If you want to eat, I'll go ...... again," Emiya Shirou said and suddenly slapped his thigh, "There you have it!"
"What's wrong?"
Emiya Shirou jumped up from the ground, put on a beautiful pose, stretched out his hand and pointed at the two women, threw a flattering eye, raised his eyebrows, and said,
"I want to conquer you!"
Syllable!
Another bright red palm print appeared on Emiya Shirou's white face......
"Haha, Wei Gong, why don't you make it clear, isn't this causing a misunderstanding. Yeyi smiled unscrupulously on the side.
Emiya Shirou was holding a spatula and stir-frying vegetables here, silent.
It turns out that Emiya Shirou has just come to the inspiration, the so-called to capture a woman's heart, you must first grab a woman's stomach, since you can't fight, is it possible to use guò this kind of "side way" to make Saber submit? At least there is still a slight possibility. So Emiya Shirou plans to try it out and cook it himself!
However, what made Emiya Shirou speechless the most was this guy Yeyi, who was obviously a Cunzài who didn't blush when he took a shower and ran naked in front of others, why did he Emiya Shirou just say two slightly ambiguous words, and he was attacked so badly one after another.
Maybe this is the unusual way that Miss Yoichi expresses her love for the different Emiya Shirou...... (Is there a feeling of being around)