Chapter 22: Jingle Chunshui, I Despise You!
Who the hell is this?!, Jingle Chunshui exclaimed in his heart.
Suddenly, my heart tightened, no! I can't stay here any longer, otherwise I'll really get on fire! At first, Jingle Chunshui didn't care, but now looking at the appearance of Emiya Shirou still wearing bandages, it is obvious that he is not in the right state, and he is probably running away.
If it's the night to find someone, it's troublesome enough. But if Captain Mao Zhihua came to find someone, looking at this little ghost's drunken appearance, and as a sick number, it is estimated that he can't tell how to say Jingle Chunshui!
Kyoraku Harusui doesn't want to face the "smile" of Captain Unohana!
"This, I still have something to do, let's go first. You drink slowly......" Jingle Chunshui's voice did not fall, and suddenly there was a burst of drinking next to him,
"Captain of the Beijing Band!!You didn't do your work again, and you sneaked out to drink!!"
"Oh, little Lisa, I'll go back right away, I'll go back right away!" Jingle Chunshui said quickly.
Ya Maru Lisa was slightly stunned, she had never seen Jingle Chunshui talk so well, not only did she stop drinking, but she also took the initiative to say that she wanted to go back, you must know that she confiscated the wine before, and then forcibly pulled people back.
"Hey, let's keep talking, it's not over yet......" Emiya Shirou's drunken voice sounded next to him again.
Yagmaru Lisa turned her head to look, her face suddenly changed, and she said coldly,
"Yes, you're still abducting underage children to drink!
"No, not as you think. Jingle Chunshui hurriedly said, "Listen to my explanation." Oh no, we can't stay here for long, we'll talk about it as we go!"
Kyoraku Harusui pulled Yamaru Lisha and was about to leave.
At this time, Emiya Shirou opened his blurred eyes and finally saw the face of the person in front of him, a black death suit, glasses, and a large book in his hand. Why is this book so big? Because the person holding the book is Lori who is about the same size as Emiya Shirou today!!
It turns out that at this time, Lisa Yakamaru is about the same size as Xiao Nanao 110 years ago in the original book.
Seeing this, Emiya Shirou, who had analyzed the identity of the other party, suddenly stood up, pointed at Jingle Chunshui and scolded,
"Okay, you're a Jingle Chunshui! I thought you were just a secretary's uniform and a sexy uncle, but I didn't expect you to be a lolita! And it's the kind you were cultivated by play! I despise you!!"
After saying that, Emiya Shirou's body shook and fell on the table with a thud, but he was finally completely drunk.
Emiya Shirou's voice was loud, and at this time, the entire tavern noticed this, and everyone whispered. The topic is nothing more than what Jingle Chunshui, the captain of the eight teams, the secretary uniform control, Lori control, cultivation or something.
In addition, Lisa, who is also a secretary and a lori, is standing next to her, which is simply a living "evidence"!
Jingle Chunshui's face turned red and white for a while, and Emiya Shirou, who was the culprit, had already fallen asleep.
There's no way, Jingle Chunshui directly covered the hat, and there was no one in an instant!
If there is a familiar person here, at this time, you will definitely sigh, "The leader of the Beijing Band is a lot more powerful~~"
Rysa Yakamaru made a straight face and looked at Emiya Shirou who was lying on the table, she still thought that Emiya Shirou was an ignorant teenager who was abducted by Kyoraku Harusui to drink, and she naturally couldn't ignore the mistakes made by Kyoraku Harusui.
So he hugged the small body of Emiya Shirou and said to the boss, "Record it on his account!" and then specifically emphasized, "It's his personal account, not our Yaban team!"
After saying that, he took Emiya Shirou and left, and rushed to the team house of the Yaban team.
To be honest, if it weren't for such an incident, Emiya Shirou, who didn't even bring money, would probably have to let Yeyi come to collect people in the end. In that case, Emiya Shirou must have to be rectified by Yaichi!
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Emiya Shirou woke up from a daze and suddenly found that he was a little cold and had a pair of hands touching him. This situation has long been accustomed to by Shirou Emiya, and that is when he was injured, he was the same as when he was examined by the fourth team.
Thinking of the "horror" of the fourth team, Emiya Shirou suddenly woke up, and he didn't have time to think about the current situation, Emiya Shirou shrank in the corner and shouted,
"Don't come here!!...... Eh???"
Emiya Shirou, who came to his senses, realized that this was not the fourth team building, and the guy in front of him was not a guy he was familiar with, and it seemed that he was obviously not from the fourth team, and besides, this one was too small, right, what about child labor??
Emiya Shirou has now completely forgotten what happened after he got drunk with Kyoraku Harusui.
"Who are you, where is this, why am I here?"
Emiya Shirou asked three questions in a row.
The little girl pushed her glasses with an old-fashioned face, and then replied quite indifferently,
"I'm Lisa Yakamaru, this is Team Yaban, you brought you back because you were drunk!"
"Oh. When Emiya Shirou heard that it wasn't the fourth team, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and patted his forehead, which was still a little groggy, "Yes, I remember that I was drinking, and I met Jingle Chunshui at that time, but I don't know what happened after that, so I guess I was drunk." ”
Emiya Shirou, who had similar recollections, looked up at Lisa and said, "Thank you." ”
"No!" Lisa's glasses flashed, "if you're okay, I'll leave first." ”
"Oh...... Wait!" Emiya Shirou suddenly screamed, "Why am I naked?!" he said and quickly grabbed the clothes next to him and covered them.
"Ahem. Little Lisa's face flushed slightly, pushed her glasses again, and explained, "I saw that you were wrapped in a strap, and it seemed that you were injured very badly, so I will help you check it." ”
"Oh, that's a thank you. Emiya Shirou nodded, and suddenly his eyelids jumped, Wait, no! Yagamaru Lisa, it seems to be a pervert!!
Isn't it? Could it be that she secretly did something to herself?!!Thinking of this, Emiya Shirou shrank back again.
"Haha, I didn't expect you to have this hand, but my body is almost good in the fourth team. Emiya Shirou said with a dry smile.
"Yes, I also double-checked it before I confirmed that your injuries are almost healed!" said Lisa casually.
Hearing the sentence 'carefully' the corners of Emiya Shirou's mouth twitched subconsciously, and suddenly glanced at the book held in the hand of Yagumamiru Lisa, Emiya Shirou's eyes suddenly widened, although some obscured places could not be seen, but the big words "spirituality" (put in the present world is naturally human body) Emiya Shirou still saw it very clearly.
I said, "If you're curious and want to study, you can't use yourself as a specimen?" Emiya Shirou smiled bitterly, of course, he didn't want to be this specimen, but looking at Xiao Lisa, who was wearing glasses and looking like she was engaged in research, I don't know why, Emiya Shirou thought of the crazy scientist like Nirvana.
"That's right. Little Lisa suddenly pushed her glasses and said, "If you have any questions, you are welcome to come to the Baban team to find me, here, I can provide you with a lounge for free!"