Chapter 21: Please forgive me for not being able to do anything
"Huh. Jingle Chunshui smiled, but he was not angry, took a sip of wine, and then said, "What does it mean to drink alone." Wouldn't it be nice for everyone to talk and laugh and chat together?!"
"What do you know?!Joke?I'm so worried right now, how can I have the heart to laugh with you?!" Emiya Shirou said unceremoniously.
Jingle Chunshui was slightly stunned, and was thinking about how to open his mouth to communicate with this little guy, but Emiya Shirou, who had already come to drink, suddenly pulled Jingle Chunshui and said,
"Okay, I'll talk to you! I'm really not vomiting and unhappy now!hey~"
Emiya Shirou sighed and directly drained the wine in the cup.
Seeing that he was obviously a little guy, but with a sad face, Jingle Chunshui felt funny at the same time, but also a little curious, and took the initiative to help Emiya Shirou add wine, and said,
"Say, I'm listening. I might even be able to help you come up with an idea!"
"Originally, I thought I was well-informed and experienced a lot of sophistication. Emiya Shirou looked sad and patted the table, "But, I've never encountered such a situation now!"
"Oh?" Jingle Chunshui held back his smile, wanting to hear what happened to this "well-informed" and "experienced a lot of human affairs" little guy. Was he bullied by a young man from a certain family? Or was he taught an inexplicable lesson by his parents? Or the "baby" that was secretly hidden disappeared magically?!
"If there's a guy who keeps toying with you, bullying you, and trying to calculate you all the time, what do you say?" said Emiya Shirou.
Jingle Chunshui's eyes narrowed, and sure enough, all the children were thinking about these questions. However, Jingle Chunshui, a boring guy, is also happy to discuss this kind of trivial matter with children.
"As a man, then you should harden your temper and go back to bully the other party! Can't you beat others? Even if that's the case, then you should keep training yourself and keep getting stronger until you win the other party!" Jing Le Chunshui said directly.
"It's a trivial matter if you can't beat it, but the key is that she is my top boss, the princess and eldest lady of the family!!" Emiya Shirou knocked on the table helplessly, and dried the wine glass in another gulp.
"Forehead......" Jingle Chunshui twitched the corners of his mouth, "This, the relationship with the boss is sometimes really difficult to handle." If he's the kind of person you say...... Well, this ...... That ......"
For a while, Jingle Chunshui couldn't say anything. In the face of his boss, he must learn to forbear, be a turtle with a shrunken head, and let him bully?
Emiya Shirou poured himself a drink, and continued,
"If there is a guy who chases you with a knife, and keeps telling the person in front of him that he should kill you, kill you or something, and really slash you with a knife, almost leaving you seriously injured and killed, what do you say to do?"
Emiya Shirou stretched out his palm and gestured at his chest, signaling that he had been slashed here.
Jingle Chunshui's eyelids jumped, I didn't expect such a little guy to be so seriously injured. Oh, no, with the previous experience, Jingle Chunshui was also more careful when he spoke, so he asked first,
"Who is this one?"
"Hey~" Emiya Shirou shook his head and sighed, "She's my fiancée!"
“……”
“…… Come on, let's do this first!" Jingle Chunshui pulled Emiya Shirou and said, he is also a person who has lived for many years, and he feels that most of his life has lived in vain, and the experience has not been wonderful, twists and turns, and entanglements from such a child!
But even so, he Jingle Chunshui doesn't want to experience this kind of life, even if he thinks about it, it makes people tremble.
Gollum ~ Gollum ~
A glass of wine went down again, and the low amount of wine was already a little fluttering at this time. knocked on the table,
"If ......"
"And?!" Jingle Chunshui almost choked on the wine.
"I said, if you have been seriously injured by someone, there are still people who help those two guys above to bully you, and it can even be called abuse and torture. What the hell are you going to do?!" Emiya Shirou exclaimed aggrievedly.
"This, then who is this one??" Jingle Chunshui asked cautiously.
"She, she has always been the goddess in my heart~ Like a big sister, not only soothes my injured body, but also soothes my soul like a gentle harbor......" Emiya Shirou raised his head slightly, into a forty-five degree melancholy.
"Hey, it turns out that my heart has been broken~" Jingle Chunshui sighed, looked at Xiaowei Gong with a sympathetic face, and suddenly pulled him to comfort,
"You should know who I am, don't worry, I'll help you! I'll help you talk to those people so they don't bully you anymore!"
"Jingle Spring Water, who doesn't know!" said Emiya Shirou drunkenly.
Jingle Chunshui was about to be modest, but he heard Emiya Shirou continue, "That lascivious uncle who chases girls all over the world!"
"Ahem. Jingle Chunshui was suddenly a little embarrassed, he didn't expect his reputation to be so big, is it really a notoriety?
"If you know, trust me to help you. Jingle Chunshui said.
Emiya Shirou raised his eyes and looked at Jingle Chunshui, and immediately shook his head,
"It's not that I look down on you, hey, you really can't help this kind of thing, I can only bear it myself. ”
"How is it possible, in the Corpse Soul Realm, it will give me more or less three points of face!" Jingle Chunshui couldn't help but exclaim, but after finishing speaking, remembering the previous situation, he suddenly felt a tense in his heart, and hurriedly asked,
"I don't know who those people in your mouth are?" Looking at the disdainful eyes of Emiya Shirou, Jingle Chunshui immediately exclaimed, "I'm not afraid, you have to tell me who they are first, so I can go and help you speak!"
"Okay, then I'll sue you. Emiya Shirou said lightly, "My fiancée's name is Aya Aya, Aya Bee." ”
"Hmm. Jingle Chunshui nodded, but he was relieved, fortunately, I haven't heard of it!
"My boss's name is Yoichi Shikazein!" said Emiya Shirou.
"Ahem. When he heard Sifeng Courtyard, Jingle Chunshui's heart was a little tight, but he should still be able to help talk, but when he heard the name Yeyi, Jingle Chunshui's scalp suddenly became numb, that guy, might he listen to others?
Recalling Emiya Shirou's previous description, as a boss, he still plays around like this, and it's really only that guy who is Yaichi!
Emiya Shirou ignored Kyoraku's reaction and continued,
"The last one, you should be familiar with it, her name is - Uno Flower Lie!"
"Poof!!" Hearing this name, Jingle Chunshui directly squirted out the wine in his mouth, "Old, old-timer?!!"
Originally, when he heard something to soothe his injured body, Jingle Chunshui thought of the fourth team, but a sentence from the big sister of Shirou Weigong made Jingle Chunshui think that it was at most a junior in the team. Unexpectedly, this big sister of Emiya Shirou is not an ordinary big one, but the biggest one!!
"This, I can't do anything, please forgive me for not being able to do anything!" Jingle Chunshui admitted directly, and at this time, he didn't care about telling Emiya Shirou about how old he was, and he couldn't judge his age based on his appearance alone.