Chapter 1: You're All Going Dead!
Rows of carriages wind between the mountains, like dragons and snakes.
This is a train from the depths of the mountains to Marina City.
Inside one of the carriages.
There were more than a dozen passengers.
A young man who looked to be in his early twenties was chatting with a stunning girl sitting across from him.
He was dressed too plainly, at first glance he looked like a rural baby in the mountains, with several patches on his navy-blue shirt, a pair of black straight-leg pants of unknown age, army green rubber shoes, and the soles were full of yellow mud.
However, the young man is quite handsome in appearance, especially those eyes, which are extremely pure, like the sky washed by rain, without the slightest dust.
This young man's name is 'Huang Xiaolong', and he is indeed a rural baby who came out of the mountains, and is about to go to the glorious coastal city of 'Binhai City'.
Sitting opposite Huang Xiaolong was a twenty-eight-year-old girl, young and fresh, wearing a simple plain floral dress, long straight black hair hanging down on the fragrant shoulders like a waterfall, a little cherry mouth without lipstick, with a touch of natural red, the goose egg face was inlaid with big watery eyes, long eyelashes blinking from time to time, a very handsome Yao nose, and the pink cherry mouth rose from time to time, forming a beautiful smile, which made people deeply intoxicated at a glance.
The skin is as fair as mutton fat jade, and the pair of fullness on the chest collapses the long dress tightly, making people secretly sweat for her, worried about jumping out of it...
"Are you going to Binhai City to work or study?" the girl looked at Huang Xiaolong opposite with interest.
This time, the girl took advantage of the summer vacation to go to the mountains with her college classmates to play 'Survival in the Wilderness', but she felt bored after playing for a few days, so she bought a ticket in advance and returned to the coast.
The train was quite boring, and the girl didn't mind chatting with Huang Xiaolong, who was sitting opposite, to pass the time.
"Me?" Huang Xiaolong's face turned solemn, and he said seriously. "This time I went to the seashore, but I carried the hope of the whole village..."
"Eh, the hope of the whole village?" the girl looked confused.
"Yes! The villagers gave me three tasks. Huang Xiaolong's expression became more and more cold and grim, "First, I want to make money! I want to make a lot of money, building houses, schools, and nursing homes for the village... I want the children in the village to be able to read and learn cultural knowledge like the children in the city......"
Upon hearing this, the girl was in awe, and her gaze at Huang Xiaolong was also a little more admiring.
"Second, I want to ask for a wife! The village chief said that the girls in the city are all sunny and snowy, and they are very beautiful, not comparable to the village girls in the mountains! The village chief asked me to marry the girl in the city as a wife!" Huang Xiaolong was still very serious.
"Poof~~~~~" The girl couldn't help laughing.
"Third, I want to go to college, because our village has never had a college student since ancient times~~" Huang Xiaolong said his three missions one by one.
The girl was very kind and encouraged. "I'm sure you'll make it!
"Of course I can make it... These three things are so simple for me..."Huang Xiaolong said as a matter of course. "To make money, I can make tens of billions of dollars at will; I can barely marry dozens of wives if I marry a wife; I can study a doctorate or master's degree, get a double degree or something, and I can also pay to the people in the village..."
"Uh~~~" The girl's head was full of black lines, and the slightest hint of admiration for Huang Xiaolong instantly collapsed, thinking to herself, this person was either joking or had something wrong with his brain.
"You question me?" Huang Xiaolong glared at the girl. "I'm not kidding, you know, I'm the pride of the whole village!"
"Ahem~~ I didn't question you... Well, let's change the subject, is this the first time you've left your hometown?Do you know the outside world?" the girl changed the subject at the right time.
"When I was a child, I went to Binhai City to go to elementary school, but I dropped out of school when I was in the third grade... Also, don't think I'm out of touch with the outside world, in fact, I go to the county Internet café every week to surf the Internet, and I know what you city people mean by '666' and 'pop'. Huang Xiaolong said.
"It's... This one... It's a lot of work to talk to you..."The girl was a little speechless. The heart said, this person is really wonderful, he looks serious but talks nonsense, shouldn't he really have something wrong with his brain?
"And what are your hobbies in the mountains?" asked the girl again.
"I have a lot of hobbies. What I like the most is to study talismans and spells, and I have nothing to do to catch ghosts, of course, I look at feng shui or something, and occasionally I also play..."Huang Xiaolong replied truthfully.
"I'm dizzy! I can't talk anymore these days! You're too much, you're still studying talismans, and you're catching ghosts..."The girl decided not to waste her lips with Huang Xiaolong anymore.
I can't communicate at all!
"You don't believe it?" Huang Xiaolong was really energetic. "Well, I'll show you the picture for free..."
"Boring. The girl turned her face away.
"Your 12 natal palaces are all very good. Otherwise, tell me your name and birthday, and I'll do the math for you. Huang Xiaolong didn't follow the word.
In the end, the girl was entangled and couldn't do anything, and Huang Xiaolong didn't seem to be a bad person, so she told Huang Xiaolong her name and the birthday of the lunar calendar.
The girl's name is very elegant, called 'Song Yuru'.
Huang Xiaolong's old god pinched his fingers and counted, and after a few seconds, he suddenly exclaimed. "Great!"
"I'm dizzy, why are you startled?" Song Yuru was taken aback.
"I just calculated, our eight characters are very compatible! Listen to me, our five elements of yin and yang match, and the year, month and day of birth are all in harmony, we are the mandarin duck butterfly life made in heaven!"
Huang Xiaolong's eyes flashed with excitement, "Do you know what the concept of the Mandarin Duck Butterfly Life is? Numerically speaking, the two sides of the so-called Mandarin Duck Butterfly Life can match the year, month and day of the birthday, the heavenly stem matches the heavenly stem, and the earth dominates the earthly branch, also known as the combination of heaven and earth." Couples with this eight-character combination will be as deep as the sea, and once they meet, they will be like glue, but it is rare in a century. ”
"Isn't it that I said too profoundly, you don't understand? Then let me put it simply, our eight characters can't be together, our relationship can't be better, and we can't be happier after marriage, the man's wife, the woman's husband, anyway, marriage is like a company going public and suddenly starts a happy blowout......"
Song Yuru is about to collapse!
Make no mistake, right?
Relationship?Marriage?
Is this talking about marriage?
The baby doesn't know you at all, okay!
"It's perfect! I didn't expect to find my first wife on the train! This is simply a gift from God! Fate, fate!" Huang Xiaolong prayed with both hands.
At this moment, a cold snort came from the seat next to him across the aisle. "Boy, stop it, you are embarrassed to deceive a girl like this?"
"Eh~~" Huang Xiaolong followed the prestige, and saw that on the seats across the aisle, there were two middle-aged men, well-dressed, and at a glance they were pampered figures.
The one who reprimanded Huang Xiaolong was a bald man in his forties, with a sickly and dead color on his face, but his eyes were as sharp as a falcon, quite a bit of the momentum of a superior person.
Next to the bald man was a middle-aged man of his age and good momentum, with a sallow face, and hurriedly whispered. "Forget it, Lao Hong, don't meddle in things, we don't understand the way people communicate with young people. ”
"I can't get used to this kind of stinky boy who pretends to be a god stick to deceive an ignorant little girl!" said to Song Yuru with a look of indignation. "Little girl, don't listen to him. ”
Huang Xiaolong glanced at the two middle-aged men slightly, then shook his head. "You say I'm a god, hehe, that's slander... According to my temper, I have to teach you a lesson, but... Forget it, I think you are quite pitiful, you are terminally ill, you are about to die, why should I bother with you?"
As soon as these words came out, the two middle-aged men, whose bodies were shocked, exchanged glances with each other, and they both saw shocked and incredible expressions in each other's eyes!
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