Chapter 2 The eldest wife intercedes

Hearing Huang Xiaolong say this kind of unscrupulous provocative words, Song Yuru was still a little panicked.

Although Song Yuru is just a freshman girl with almost zero social experience, she looks at the appearance and temperament of these two middle-aged men, and she is obviously not good at stubble!

I'm afraid it's either rich or expensive!

You said Huang Xiaolong, a rural baby, went to the city to work, offended this kind of person, can he have good fruits to eat?

Song Yuru had a pure temperament and quickly said, "Hey, don't talk nonsense! It's not right for you to curse others like this!"

Huang Xiaolong said with a hippie smile. "Great, you know that you love me and care about me? I'll just say, we are mandarin ducks and butterflies, and we will fall in love with each other at first sight..."

"I'm dizzy! Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about you!" Song Yuru glanced at Huang Xiaolong with some disgust.

At this time, the two middle-aged men surprisingly did not go berserk.

"It's... This little brother, you... Why do you say that?" the middle-aged man, with a sallow face, asked tentatively.

Huang Xiaolong said casually. "It's very simple, I can see that you are all sick and not far from death. Of course, you can also deny that your life and death have nothing to do with me. ”

Song Yuru heard Huang Xiaolong repeatedly provoke other people's bottom lines, and she was already mourning for Huang Xiaolong in her heart.

Considers!

"Little brother, you... Can you tell that we are seriously ill? This..."The middle-aged man with a sallow face, his face suddenly showed a look of almost humility, and he actually lowered his posture. "Little brother, can you be more specific?"

"Huh?" Song Yuru was stunned.

Huang Xiaolong kicked his nose in the face, these two middle-aged men actually had such a good attitude, this was too strange, could it be that he really saw something wrong?

Isn't it, you don't need any medical equipment, you don't even need to take a pulse, you can see through someone else's illness at a glance, that's amazing, right?

Huang Xiaolong looked at the two middle-aged men lightly, "I'll talk about you first-"

He said to the middle-aged man with a sallow face. "Your jaundice is severe. The evil of dampness and heat, fumigation of the liver and gallbladder. Look at you, not only is your face yellow, but even your collar is dyed yellow. Have you been getting more and more yellow in your urine and sweating in recent years? Hehe, I think you should have also been to the hospital, is the effect of the treatment not ideal? Let me tell you the truth, if you continue like this, you will not live for a year. ”

After listening to Huang Xiaolong's diagnosis, the middle-aged man with a sallow face had his body like a thunderbolt, his upper body swayed, and his face was depressed.

Every word Huang Xiaolong said was right!

Song Yuru next to him was also dumbfounded, especially when Huang Xiaolong said the diagnosis just now, he actually exuded an aura of almost authority, and the whole person seemed to have changed, no longer lazy, no longer rustic, but with an almost innate majesty.

Huang Xiaolong then said to another middle-aged man. "You're even worse, with irreversible cirrhosis, it's already advanced, hey, it could be cancerous at any time. ”

"How do you know!" the middle-aged man stood up.

Indeed, at a glance, you can see that his lower abdomen is bulging, as if he is pregnant for seven months, and there is naturally liver ascites in it.

These two middle-aged men, this time they took the train to the depths of the mountains, just to find a folk remedy for curing diseases, but they couldn't find it, so they returned to Binhai City in a huff.

Now that they met such a miraculous teenager on the train, they simply turned a live horse into a dead horse doctor when they explained their illness in one word.

"Little brother, look, do you have a way to cure us for our disease?" The middle-aged man with jaundice looked flattering, and even used honorifics like 'you' to Huang Xiaolong.

"Of course I have a cure. And for me, it's a piece of cake. Huang Xiaolong said with a grin.

"Bragging..."Song Yuru pouted, cute and playful, but she obviously didn't believe Huang Xiaolong's words.

Jaundice and advanced cirrhosis of the liver are very difficult medical problems in the apricot forest world today.

Even if some big country comes over, I don't dare to say that it can be cured easily?

"Believe it or not. Huang Xiaolong didn't say anything more, took out a military kettle from the canvas bag beside him, and drank the water gracefully.

"Believe, we believe in you, little brother!" the two middle-aged men said in unison.

Their current situation is like a drowning person, grasping a life-saving straw, how can they be willing to let go easily?

"Please take your hand to treat us, little brother, rest assured, in terms of medical fees, as long as you open your mouth, there is no problem. The middle-aged man with jaundice said in a trembling voice.

"That's it..."Huang Xiaolong finished drinking the water, put away the kettle, and said slowly. "You have just slandered me, and I am a person with clear grievances, and logically speaking, I will not cure you. However, as the saying goes, people are in good spirits when they are happy, and today I am happy because I found my eldest wife... Therefore, as long as my eldest wife speaks, I will treat you for free. Hear clearly, it's free. ”

After speaking, Huang Xiaolong didn't say anything more, but turned his head to look at the mountains and mountains speeding by outside the car window.

"you! What a big wife!" Song Yuru's face was full of shame, she was a serious yellow flower girl, and she didn't even have a boyfriend, but today, she was taken advantage of by Huang Xiaolong, and kept calling her 'big wife'.

"Girl, beauty..."The two middle-aged men rushed to the edge of Song Yuru's seat and said with a cat's waist. "Girl, just open Chrysostom, let your boyfriend take action, save us..."

In order to curry favor with Huang Xiaolong, the two middle-aged men simply called Huang Xiaolong Song Yuru's 'boyfriend' with no conscience.

Song Yuru said speechlessly. "Are you mistaken? Why did he end up being my boyfriend?"

"This... Ahem... Girl, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, you can't bear to watch us die like this, right?" The two middle-aged men looked at Song Yuru pitifully, "Girl, we beg you." ”

Song Yuru is a very kind girl, and when she saw these two middle-aged men who were almost in tears, she was also moved by compassion. "What, do you really believe what he says?"

My aunt and grandmother, human life is at stake, you have to believe it if you don't believe it!

"Believe!"

"Oh~~ I don't believe it. Forget it, I'll help you intercede. Song Yuru looked at Huang Xiaolong. "Who's that, Huang Xiaolong, right? Can you help them?"

"Well, since it's the eldest wife who speaks, I'll naturally do it. I'm in such a good mood today... Hey, hey, hey. Huang Xiaolong laughed. "Don't worry, big wife, with my shot, it's hard for them to die. ”

"Don't call me my eldest wife anymore!" Song Yuru really didn't have a problem with Huang Xiaolong.

This guy is thicker than the city walls!

Huang Xiaolong stood up, looked left and right, and then pointed to the plastic bucket at the foot of a farmer in the carriage, with more than a dozen crucian carp in the bucket, and said to the middle-aged man suffering from jaundice. "Who, you go and buy six crucian carp, and I'll treat you. ”

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