Chapter 145: The Man Who Became a Poet in Eight Steps
Su Huai listened to their introduction, and then understood the origin of the Taishan Poetry Club.
Taishan Poetry Society was originally a prosperous era jointly organized by China, Japan and North Korea, when the site was originally selected, after the great disaster, the highest mountain in the East Asian continent was named the legendary "Mount Tai" to hold a competition, and the two rivers next to it, named out of the "Yangtze River" and "Yellow River".
This poetry festival is held in China, which can promote the development of domestic culture, and Chinese poets were still very excited at the beginning, but who would have thought that in the past 30 years. In the six competitions, Huaxia has not won a single time, and all the five views of Mount Tai are named by Japanese poets.
As long as you think about it, this Mount Tai is obviously the most famous tourist attraction in China, but there is no Chinese name in the five scenes, which is not only a shame for the entire Chinese poetry circle, but also a sad thing that makes every Chinese person feel like a fish in the throat.
Therefore, as soon as the Taishan Poetry Club arrives, the whole Huaxia country will gather all the focus on the Huaxia Poetry Team, hoping that they can make a historic breakthrough, win the championship, and name Wujing after the Chinese people, but it has been 30 years...... But I was disappointed again and again.
Brother Hai and Gu Rang were also in a heavy mood when they said this, but Su Huai laughed out loud, and Ren Na couldn't help but say angrily: "Su nerd, what are you laughing at?"
Su Huai shook the folding fan and smiled: "I'm thinking that it's okay that these Japanese poets have good names, and if he wants to be called Umegawa Kuko, it will be bad." ”
Everyone was stunned, they didn't understand what was funny about this, Ren Na suddenly squirted out a sip of wine "poof", "cough" choked and said with difficulty: "Su nerd! This person is so unserious!? You just went out without pants~"
Only then did everyone understand that if there was really a Japanese poet Umegawa Kuko who named the five views of Mount Tai, it would become a "wine pavilion without pants" and "a golden dome without pants......
Immediately burst into laughter, Brother Hai laughed so much that tears flowed out, and he pointed at Su Huai again and again: "Xiao Su, you are too nonsense, where in this world is there someone who is called 'no pants'......"
Even Gu Rang, who was arrogant, smiled crookedly in the white cloth hat, and sighed with a smile: "Fortunately, there is no such person in Japan, if there is one, even if we die, we will win the naming right of the five views of Mount Tai, otherwise we will really be laughed at by people, hahaha~~"
The people at this table laughed uncontrollably, and the people next to them frequently looked sideways, and they were a little indignant in their hearts, Taishan Poetry Club is the highest honor for poets, how can this Su Huai joke?
At this time, I suddenly heard a loud laugh at the door: "Interesting and interesting, I really want to persuade the old man of Dongshan Ji to change to 'no pants', I want to see if the Chinese people can't get the right to set their names in the hundredth term, will you really die to the world." ”
When the Chinese poets heard this, they couldn't help but stand up angrily, and someone shouted directly: "Jin Babu's bastard is here!" "It must be him, who else can be so presumptuous." ”
Su Huai was curious, turned his head to look, and saw a group of people swaggering over with fans, led by a man in his 50s, thin and tall, like a bamboo pole, with a rather presumptuous smile on his face.
Su Huai saw that the fans in the hands of these people were all written with the words "Korean Federation of Literary and Art Circles", which was obviously the North Korean delegation participating in the Taishan Poetry Conference this time.
Just now, I heard these people mention the "Golden Eight Steps" a few times, and this North Korean seems to have a bit of a holiday with Chairman Fan.
All the Chinese poets stood up angrily, Zheng Guiyang and Cao Bicheng were overwhelmed, and stepped forward to greet the leader of the delegation of the Korean poetry team:
"Chairman Park, there will be a Taishan poetry meeting soon, why let your subordinates have a war of words on such an occasion. ”
"Today is President Fan's mother's birthday, and I hope that your representative will pay attention to his words. ”
President Na Pu had a flat head, full of officialdom, and said with a smile: "Xiao Zheng, Xiao Cao, you can't blame us, you don't know Jin Taiyu's temper, he has the ability to become a poem in eight steps, and his temperament is a little perverse, which is understandable, you just take care of it." ”
Zheng Guiyang and Cao Bicheng were both angry in their hearts, obviously you are here to make trouble, why do you want us to take care of it?
Su Huai listened to them before muttering: "It turns out that this person's name is Jin Babu, and it is his nickname......"
Ren Na said with disgust on her face: "You nerd is really stupid, do you think there is really someone named Jin Babu, Meichuan Kuzi'......"
Renna's voice was crisp and beautiful, and her tone was bold, and her words were immediately heard by the North Korean team, and everyone couldn't help but be a little angry, what do you mean, you sarcastically mock our North Korean poets for not wearing pants!?
Su Huai thought in his heart, you are ignorant of what you say, there is really a Japanese named Umegawa Kuko in this world, and he is still a well-known football baby in Japan, but he is not in this time and space.
Jin Babu, who was like a thin bamboo pole, shook his head and said: "How did Fan Xun's shrunken turtle come out, just let some children who don't know where to jump out jump here, I was going to find him a good poem today." ”
As soon as he said this, Zheng Guiyang and Cao Bicheng suddenly became angry, and scolded: "Jin Babu, it wasn't enough for you to have a banquet last time, what else are you going to do this time?"
"Chairman Fan went to the hospital, and he didn't bother to pay attention to you. ”
"Didn't you lose badly to the poem last time?"
The scene was chaotic, and when Chairman Park saw that Chairman Fan was really not there, he also frowned slightly and said, "Okay, okay, let's take the seat first, and wait for Fan Xun to come back." ”
The two sides almost got into a fight, and the others next to them quickly pulled the poets apart.
Seeing that Gu Rang and Brother Hai were both indignant, Su Huai smiled and said, "Teacher Gu, Teacher Hai, don't be angry, if you want to be angry, you will fall for these North Koreans." ”
The two of them were stunned, not understanding what Su Huai meant.
Su Huai smiled and said: "In my hometown, when the Chinese and the North Koreans play basketball, as long as the North Koreans fall behind, they will deliberately find fault and anger the Chinese people on the court, causing the two sides to fight......
Renna was surprised: "You say they are deliberately provoking trouble?"
Su Huai asked rhetorically: "They also came to make trouble last time, did the Huaxia team lose to them with an unbalanced mentality?"
Gu Rang and Brother Hai suddenly came to their senses, gritted their teeth and said, "Yes, it seems that they really deliberately provoked us." ”
Su Huai was curious about what kind of festival this golden eight steps had with Chairman Fan, and he blatantly came to make trouble at the birthday banquet, so he asked:
"Do you know Chairman Fan in this golden eight steps?"
Ren Na was surprised: "Why don't you know anything......?
"I'm not interested in gossip. Su Huai was repeatedly asked by this grassland girl, and he was also a little embarrassed.
Brother Hai explained on the side: "Chairman Fan was originally an overseas Chinese from North Korea, he went to school at the Seoul Poetry Academy when he was young, and he was a classmate of Jin Babu, and the North Korean side had decided to let Chairman Fan enter the Korean Federation of Literary and Art Circles, but Chairman Fan resolutely chose to return to ......China."
Ah...... it turns out that Fan Laofox, like Qian Xuesen, has returned to China after studying abroad, no wonder the North Koreans hate him so much......
I just don't know what kind of mess this golden eight steps are going to make, and what is the 'right poem' in his mouth?