Chapter 146: Birthday Banquet Picks Up Poems
Brother Hai, who is very big brother Fan, commented: "Chairman Fan is really high-spirited...... He can be called a role model for my generation. ”
Ren Na snorted: "The model is big! Lao Fan is a stinky rascal! He, a poor boy, can go to school at the Seoul Poetry Academy, not because he soaked in Jin Babu's sister, and he also made other people's stomachs big and married his son, relying on Jin Babu's sister to contribute money and vegetables, this is in order to serve the motherland, abandon the scum of the family and children, if I were Jin Babu, I would have used a knife to chop the thing under him!"
As she spoke, Renna angrily took out her waist knife and slashed it on the table with a "bang", everyone looked at the scimitar overflowing with cold light, and they were all startled, thinking in their hearts, if anyone marries this steppe dominatrix, they are afraid that sooner or later she will chop off the following words......
Everyone knows that this dominatrix is brutal by nature, and he hates the most hated man in his life...... As long as this topic is mentioned, she is filled with righteous indignation, and no one can stop her from going crazy.
So listening to her scolding Chairman Fan, no one on the scene refuted it, even Brother Hai and Gu Rang pretended not to hear.
Only Su Huai said disapprovingly: "Men are ambitious in all directions, how can they be restrained by their children's affection? Chairman Fan has a bold ......."
A few decades ago, I was willing to leave my wife and children, work well, and return to Huaxia, a place where birds do not lay eggs.
Everyone's eyes widened when they heard this, thinking that this Su Huai was so bold that he would say good things in front of this grassland dominatrix...... Don't be afraid of the dominatrix's power, chop you twice in public.
Ren Na was slightly stunned, but she giggled again, and reached out to touch Su Huai's tender face: "You nerd is really interesting, do you also want to learn from Lao Fan and marry a few wives~"
"Miss Renna, please respect yourself!" Before Su Huai could speak, Zhang Min had already stood up with a frosty face, holding down the holster with one hand.
When Ren Na heard this, she laughed and said, "Hehe, don't be nervous, little sister Min, I'm just joking with your nerdy teacher." ”
She dares to provoke others, but she really doesn't dare to mess with this Geng Zhimin little sister......
Zheng Guiyang saw that the atmosphere was a little stiff, and thought in his heart, if Chairman Fan came back later, he was afraid that the morale of the Taishan Poetry Club would be damaged, so he stood up, clapped his hands and proposed loudly:
"Everyone, today is the 80th birthday of the mother of Chairman Fan of our Federation of Literary and Art Circles, it is a great event, why don't we write a birthday poem for the birthday star, and when Chairman Fan comes back, we should give his mother a birthday banquet gift, what do you think?"
Everyone was eating dry, and they were feeling a little boring, and when they heard this proposal, they immediately became excited, and many people clapped their hands and applauded:
"Okay, good~ The birthday banquet of our Federation of Literary and Art Circles, naturally we want to meet friends with literature, come and see whose birthday poems are beautifully written. ”
"Good idea. ”
"Who's coming first~?"
Everyone was full of interest, but Cao Bicheng was unwilling to let Zheng Guiyang be in the limelight alone, and he also proposed loudly:
"What's the meaning of this just poetry, it's better for us to follow the rules of the Taishan Poetry Club to receive the poems, one person out of a sentence~ This shows the demeanor of our Chinese literati. ”
This proposal was more clever than the previous idea of simply composing poetry, and the crowd could not help but applaud loudly.
Su Huai listened and thought to himself, what kind of famous poem is this? I heard someone shouting: "Then I'll start with the first sentence~~The long flowing water of the East China Sea~!"
In addition, someone immediately said: "Nanshan Bulao Pine~" Everyone applauded and did not "take it well~"
In the next third sentence, someone shouted: "Eighty ancient years of life~"
The scene was stunned, this person did not match the third sentence and the previous sentence, the level was too poor, how to take it? The most important thing about this poem is in the eye of the poem, it is the key to the idea, and the difficulty is the highest.
At this time, I only heard a crisp and beautiful voice: "Hundred years old and deaf~"
Everyone at the banquet turned their heads to look, but they saw a girl with bright short hair, not Zhang Min, who it was, and they couldn't help but burst into shouting: "Good poetic eyes~" "Absolute~!"
The number of female poets in this banquet is small, not to mention a beauty with a temperament like Zhang Min, and many single poets can't help but take the opportunity to applaud Da Envy and be diligent.
Zhang Minqiao's face was slightly red, and she asked Su Huai softly: "Teacher Su, what do you think of my sentence?"
"It's very level. Su Huai nodded encouragingly, and a red cloud flew on Zhang Min's cheeks, Teacher Su actually praised her, but she was still in front of so many people, and she couldn't help but bump into the deer in her heart.
When the Chinese poets saw that Su Huai, who had teased them just now, was accompanied by a beautiful woman like Zhang Min, they were both envious and jealous.
However, at this time, everyone's interest also rose, and it was rare for Chinese poets to gather so together, and everyone wanted to show their faces on this occasion, and their enthusiasm for receiving poems was getting higher and higher.
It's nothing more than popular sentences like "Shou was born in China, different from ......".
Su Huai was listening, and couldn't help but shake his head secretly in his heart, the overall level of this Chinese poet is indeed too poor, most of them can only be made limerick poems, no wonder Taishan Poetry Club has such bad results.
Zhang Min said softly: "Teacher Su, do you want to participate." ”
Ren Na saw Zhang Min's obvious desire to prove to her that Su Huai was capable, and frowned: "Forget it, Su nerd, don't be ugly, there is my big brother Hai, big brother Hai is here, it won't be your turn." ”
Miss Jenna is right. "Su Huai didn't want to get involved in this boring thing.
But as he was talking, he suddenly heard someone sigh loudly: "I'll say a word~" As soon as everyone heard this voice, their hearts suddenly tightened, and Jin Babu was about to make trouble.
I saw Jin Babu stand up and laughed: "Listen, the first sentence is 'Na He Na Na Ji ~~~'"
When everyone heard this, they were immediately indignant, people have a birthday, why are you sighing here? This is obviously a verse used for people who have passed away.
This is obviously to make trouble!?
Zheng Guiyang couldn't help frowning and protesting when he heard this: "Chairman Park, it's not appropriate for you to make a scene today, right?"
President Na Park said with a smile: "It is said that it is in accordance with the rules of the Taishan Poetry Club to receive the poems, which is originally the party that started the poems, and it is the level of other people in the school, how can it be said that it is difficult? If you can't pick it up, we will pick it up." ”
Hearing this, I only heard someone laugh and said: "Who can't say it, but how many can't help it, why is it raining today......"
Everyone turned their heads and saw Gu Rang, who was wearing a white hat, standing up, and they were happy, but according to the rules, one person can only pick up one sentence, and he picked up this sentence, to reverse the title of the poem, the third sentence is the key.
I only heard a weak voice sound: "Tuo Tuo rain wishes Fan Mu a birthday......" Brother Hai, who had long hair, also stood up.
Gu Rang continued: "Shou is more than the pouring rain~"