Chapter 235: Set fire to the village
"Set fire to the village?!" everyone and Ye Qiu said in surprise!
Indeed, the words 'setting fire to the village' can only be heard in anti-Japanese dramas, but I didn't expect that the local tyrants of our Celestial Dynasty would also do this. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"What happened later?!What about later?!.......!" Everyone and Ye Qiu couldn't wait to ask, meaning that you were always in a hurry to speak.
Looking at the expectant and doubtful eyes of the monkey cubs, the grandmother lit another bag of cigarettes, smacked a few sips, and then continued......
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It turned out that before the birthday banquet began, thousands of people gathered at the scene, even relatives who had not been to the door for many years and some old people who had some festivals in the early years also came to congratulate the birthday with a shy face.
After three rounds of drinking, when the little local tyrant stood up and walked to a platform among the guests and signaled everyone to be restless, everyone's hearts were raised to their throats. Because they know very well that in the next moment, they will see an unrepeatable scene in the history of human civilization.
With a wave of the little tyrant's hand, dozens of torch-wielding ladlemen gathered in all directions towards the poor little village, and it was clear that the moment to witness the miracle had finally arrived......
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Because the village was sprayed and smeared with flammable substances such as phosphorus powder and pine oil in advance, and even put hundreds of catties of saltpeter in the tallest houses in the village for the effect, so as to make the scene more exciting...... So, in less than half an hour, the whole birthday banquet reached its climax!
And at this time, the scene does not need to be repeated, and the custody is earth-shattering!
However, at this time, something unexpected happened......
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Just as the fire was about to engulf the entire village, the sky, which had always been clear, was suddenly covered with dark clouds for some reason! And in less than a few minutes, the downpour poured down with a thunderclap, and soon the fire was poured seven to zero.
There are also those who came to see the excitement, of course, there are also little tyrants and little tyrants them.
Originally, everyone was still holding on to the luck mentality and wanted to continue watching the excitement in the rain. But I don't want this rain to be so big, but I have only seen it in my life, not only extinguishing the fire that burned the village, but also drenching the people who have done good deeds, which makes people really cry and laugh......
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"Hey, in that case, you still haven't been able to see it as a ......," the villager on the side teased with a smile.
"Hi...... Who's to say it isn'......," the grandmother sighed. It seems that although many years have passed since this incident, she is still a little nostalgic about it.
"Huh...... is it possible...... You really didn't see it as a ...... in the end?" said the villager on the side with some confusion, he meant that even if the evil nature of the rain that day disturbed the good things of the old lady, but this matter of setting fire to the village could be carried out on the next day, the third day, or later?
"Alas......," the grandmother still sighed......
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In fact, it rained for less than an hour. That is, when the fire is extinguished, the rain will gradually cease.
Originally, the little tyrant was going to do it immediately, but because the heavy rain had just passed, it was really difficult to ignite the fire again.
In desperation, the little tyrant had no choice but to give up temporarily, and made an appointment with everyone to wait for a few days to dry out for a few days, and then set the fire to it.
Sure enough, three days later, the gang gathered again.
Although things have changed a little at this time, the hot atmosphere at the scene has not diminished at all. So, after the people gathered almost away, the little local tyrant gave another order......
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To say that there should be no ghosts and gods in this world, but what makes people feel depressed is that the fire has just been lit, and it is pouring rain in the sky again, and it seems to be even more violent than the last time!
People had to cry again and hide in a nearby shack to avoid the rain, saying that this is really evil, why will it rain as soon as the fire is set on fire?......! This is the ...... Hey, how can it be so evil......?
There were two heavy rains in a row, which made the little local tyrant's face pale, on the one hand, he couldn't hang his face, and on the other hand, he couldn't stand the old mother in his heart. The heart said that the old lady was born poor, although she later married into a wealthy family, she was always serving her own dead ghost father, and she didn't enjoy a few days of happiness. Today, I want to take a look at a fire, but it rains one after another, and it's really hard to say.
So, the little tyrant let out, he asked all the phosphorus powder and pine oil and other flammable materials in the Zhuangzi to gather, ready to continue to set fire in the heavy rain!!!
Hey, that's it.
Since this little tyrant has such a filial piety, I am afraid that God will definitely have to reward him, so the rain is really much smaller......
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After a short time, although the rain still could not stop completely, the fire was ignited again! Obviously, this was because of the large amount of phosphate powder and pine oil, and it was also because of the filial piety and unyielding temperament of the little tyrant that moved the heavens. So...... At this moment, a lightning bolt suddenly flashed in the sky, and the whole sky was illuminated!
With the light of lightning, the people at the scene subconsciously looked into the air.
But under this look, the cold hair stood on end in an instant!
At this time, in the middle of the air, there was a behemoth circling clearly!!
And this behemoth, at this time, is staring at the people on the ground viciously, as if it wants to kill them in an instant......
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When the people reacted, they scattered and fled.
And this matter is over, and it will never be mentioned again in the future, and those relatives who have not come to the door for many years have never met again.
And the little tyrant, like his dead ghost father, couldn't afford to get sick after a few years, so he went to his father to sign up for the competition within a few years.
And the little tyrant and sold his family property and wandered the world.
As for the small village that was not burned down, it was not until the Anti-Japanese War that it was blown up by the little devils with a plane......
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"Alas......" The grandmother sighed again, and this long sigh made people feel infinitely embarrassed, it seemed that there were still regrets, but more of it was a kind of unbearable reluctance to the past.
After listening to the old grandmother's description of this past, others and Ye Qiu were also dumbfounded. Although this story is relatively short, it is full of indescribable ingenuity, which is both surprising and has an indescribable aftertaste, as if eating spicy crayfish with ice cream...... So so......
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