Seeing that the sun was rising higher and higher, and the villagers were getting more and more gathered, even the owner who was kicked in the crotch of his pants by a donkey came to join in the fun. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info so Tie Biao's father and mother were ready to wake up Tie Biao immediately, so that this matter would be resolved as soon as possible.

"Biao'er......" Tie Biao Niang softly called out to Tie Biao, who was still sleeping.

"Biao Zi......" Tie Biao's father also quietly woke up Tie Biao, who was still sleeping, and gently shook Tie Biao's arm to expose the quilt.

What a loving father and mother!

But think about it, whose child falls down and is unconsciously distressed as a parent? Not to mention that this Tie Biao has just experienced a life and death ordeal!

If it weren't for the villagers' anxiety, they would have wanted their children to sleep a little longer......

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Meanwhile.

"Yo, grandmother, why are you ......here too?" The villagers queuing outside the door saw an old lady with a stick and a silver thread walking in front of them, so they quickly got up and greeted.

"Hey, I'm not here to see the excitement......" the grandmother's face was like a peach blossom...... What the hell are these words? It should be the old grandmother's smiling squeak.

Ye Qiu looked at it, and said in his heart, hey-even this old immortal ...... Ahh

But don't get me wrong, Ye Qiu compared this old grandmother to the old immortal at this time...... There's nothing wrong with that.

According to the mother of a middle-aged man in her 40s next to her, she said that on the day her son was 100 days old, this grandmother happened to be 99 years old.

In other words, this grandmother, this year's age is ...... Hey, no one believes it anyway. Moreover, since the old grandmother passed her ninety-ninth birthday, she has never passed her 100th birthday, in case someone wishes her the old man's life a hundred years old during the banquet. And no matter who asks her age after that, his answer will always be ninety-nine.

Could it be ...... This is the so-called good woman but not a hundred?

Therefore, no matter who is at this time, when they see this old grandmother for the first time, their first reaction is that an old man of such an age is still alive in the world and has not died?

There's no way, even a saint can't escape this kind of worldly thoughts, let alone this Ye Qiu?

Therefore, at this time, Ye Qiu's first impression of this grandmother was: first, old, second, immortal!

Together, it is......

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"Hey, I said grandma, you are not at home to bask in the sun, and you even want to come to see the excitement, this seems to lose your old identity......" The villagers laughed with the old grandmother, and quickly helped the old grandmother to the seat.

"What's the ...... of losing identity? What age is this lively?" the old grandmother also laughed, and sat down while laughing, and after taking a seat, she took out a cigarette bag and pot and filled the smoke foam.

When Ye Qiu saw it, he hurriedly ran forward and lit a Marlboro for his grandmother, which means stammering.

The grandmother thought that this little cigarette roll was not very strong, so she smacked it violently, but she didn't expect that this Marlboro was notoriously domineering in the industry, and she choked on a dry cough. And while coughing, he muttered quietly: "This smoke...... Why do you smell like stinky feet......?"

That's right, this famous Marlboro actually smells like that. Therefore, I advise you not to smoke this cigarette in the shoe-shine shop, so as not to mislead people into thinking that you do not pay much attention to personal hygiene.

"Hey, my grandma comes, the little grandchildren don't mean that. I mean...... You're so old, haven't you seen any excitement, why are you still interested in this now?" the villagers teased.

That's right, although this ridicule is ridicule, but sometimes this so-called ridicule is not unreasonable, and the so-called rough words are not rough. To say that this grandmother is already this age, even if she doesn't go out on weekdays, she must have pulled more than most people eat...... Hey, it's rough.

"Hi...... I can't say that......" said the grandmother, patting her thigh and with regret on her face. It seems that she does have regrets in her life......

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According to this grandmother, the biggest regret of her life ...... It was indeed young, and there was a bustle when I didn't catch it.

It turned out that this old grandmother was still the eldest and youngest grandmother of the landlord's family in the town on the other side of the mountain.

On that occasion, a family in the town was stealing gunpowder at home to rebel, but accidentally dropped the ashes on the powder keg...... Soon, the fire set fire to twenty or thirty houses in the vicinity.

That scene at that time...... Hey, don't talk about it, in short, the fiery sun has just come out of the mountain.

So, the young grandmother who had just passed the door couldn't sit still anymore, and said in her heart that if she could see this kind of excitement in this life, it must be the fate of her cultivation in her previous life.

However, that night, it happened that the landlord, that is, her head of the house, happened to be bedridden with a cold and needed to be taken care of. But the maids in the house had already gone to open their eyes as soon as the explosion sounded.

In desperation, the young grandmother had no choice but to break her teeth and swallow it in her stomach, and she hid behind the door and cried three times without fishing to see the excitement......

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Later, more than 20 years later, the landlord traveled west, so the landlord and the young master ascended the throne. In this way, the young grandmother of the year became an old lady.

To say that this son did not feed in vain, at a birthday banquet in the first year of this old lady, the landlord young master asked someone to get a foreign cake from the French Concession in the capital. And lit a candle to let the old lady make a wish.

Who knew that the form of wishing in that era was simply a fantasy for the common people of the Celestial Empire, even the old lady of the landlord's family was no exception. So the old lady actually made a wish loudly to the foreign cake and the table full of guests: "When I was young, I didn't catch the fire, but today I implore the grandfather of the land to become a little woman, and in my lifetime I can see the fire from beginning to end............

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This wish was taken to heart by his filial son, so before the old woman died again, the filial son spent a few hundred oceans to buy a small village not far away.

And on the night of the old lady's birthday, a birthday banquet was arranged in a vacant lot a few hundred meters away from the village, so that the old lady could enjoy the magnificent spectacle of setting fire to the village while the banquet was held later......