"What, let him live alone?" Misato asks someone from the management department. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"That's right, his room is in the 6th block in front, so there shouldn't be any problem. ”

"Are you okay? Shinji. Misato asked with concern.

"It's okay, after my mother left, I lived alone for 10 years since I was 3 years old, and I'm used to it. The Risato's personality exerted his strength, and he cleverly aroused Misato's sympathy with two numbers.

So Misato took the bait and immediately applied for custody of Shinji from above, wanting Shinji to live with her. Ritsuko was shocked when she learned on the phone, "Don't worry, I won't do anything to children...... "It's really not necessarily who will do it to whom."

"Do you need to talk about that?! What nonsense are you talking about, you are such a ......" Misato quickly hung up Ritsuko's phone.

Go back to the car.

"Miss Katsuragi......"

"Just call me Misato. ”

"Well, Misato-san. I'd better live alone, it's the same everywhere anyway. Shinji should get a shot first to avoid Misato regretting it, after all, he doesn't know what kind of moth will come out of his personality.

Misato only regarded the stubbornness of an adolescent teenager, "No, you're still a kid and no one cares what to do." ”

"You know my basic situation, right? I have autism, it will be very troublesome to live with me, and I am worried that it will affect your life. Shinji continued to get vaccinated.

"It's okay, my life can't be messed up anymore. ”

First shot: "I'm wooden and introverted, can't make small talk, and have social difficulties. ”

"It doesn't matter, it's naturally lively when there are many people. ”

Second shot: "I speak too frankly and often offend people." ”

"Dare to tell the truth is a rare quality. ”

Third shot: "I have a lot of special habits, and I don't do housework." ”

"Coincidentally, I won't, we have a common topic. ”

Fourth shot: "I am paranoid and stubborn, and it is difficult to accept other people's opinions. ”

"Being able to stick to one's heart is also an ability. ”

The last shot: "Sister Miri, are you really sure to live with me, don't regret it?"

"Don't worry, I won't change anything once I decide. Misato was unconsciously concentrating on driving, only thinking that Shinji was too sensitive and unconfident, and added sympathy points, completely unaware of the fact that he was luring a wolf into the house.

Afterwards, Misato just wanted to slap her mouth wildly, and her intestines were so blue with regret.

"Today I am going to hold a welcome party for your new cohabitants. So, they went to the supermarket and swept up the big wave food.

At this time, the population of the third new Tokyo city was constantly moving in, so there were still many people in the supermarket.

There are also some construction sites in the city, and the buildings are not retracted into the ground. There is nothing to see, and Misato didn't take Shinji to the heights to watch the sunset in the city.

Shinji's living luggage has been delivered, and the rest of the electronic experimental equipment will not arrive in a few days. At that time, it is estimated that the entire bedroom will be crammed before it can be put down. At this time, he was wondering where to stay if Asuka came and had nowhere to put his luggage.

"It's a little messy, don't mind. Misato went in and changed her clothes.

Shinji saw that it was a bit of a "little mess", similar to his previous laboratory. Misato is as rough as ever, and her life is messy. Unfortunately, two sloppy ghosts live together, and the room must be a lot like a garbage dump in the future. The original Shinji is a housekeeper with a sticky and soft personality, so it should be the wrong gender.

The cousin has long since returned, and Shinji exudes an ominous aura.

Misato quickly warmed up all kinds of frozen food, and as soon as it was served, she began to pour beer violently, sighing that "this moment of life is the true meaning".

Shinji tastes a bite of each dish, takes it with orange juice, and is expressionless after eating.

"Why, don't you like it? It's all frozen food, but it tastes good. ”

"It's so hard—it's delicious!" The cousin Shinji has always confessed.

Misato's expression froze.

"I've never eaten anything so unpalatable in my life, and Xiaobai won't eat it, is this still food? ”

Misato's face began to turn purple.

Shinji was still talking to himself, "I've analyzed it, it's caused by the wrong seasoning you put and the wrong heat." ”

"Enough!" Misato threw the beer can and yelled, "Why do children complain so much, you can't make excuses for picky eating!"

"I'm not a picky eater. Take this lamb roll as an example, first, only salt is put in the seasoning, and there is too much to put in it, and it is not evenly sprinkled. Second, the microwave oven is too hot, resulting in a scorched surface. Third, the heating time is insufficient, and the inside is still raw......" Shinji followed one dish after another, which is reasonable and unrefutable.

Misato's face turned black from purple, and she held back her anger and said, "Shinji, you have such an opinion, every dish is the truth, and I will ask you to cook in the future." ”

"No, cooking is what women should do. ”

"You little ghost, you're still macho. Misato continued to endure.

"Moreover, it is difficult for a woman like you who can't cook at your age to marry in the future. ”

Misato almost flipped the table! couldn't help it, and angrily pressed Shinji's head and roared, "Enough, is this what you said to the elders?"

Shinji was silent for a moment, then got up and went to his room to get a laptop, bowed his head and began typing.

Misato saw that something was wrong, and leaned over to see what Shinji had written, and the title of the document was a few big words - Abuse Memo.

Misato Fang, "Where did I abuse you?!" Shinji, you have to make it clear. ”

Shinji silently ignored her, and his hands were fast.

Misato grabbed it again, and he already had two "crimes":

1. 2014-7-1919:42 forced Shinji Ikari to eat disgusting food;

2. 2014-7-1919:45 Hit Shinji Ikari on the head with his hand and loudly threatened;

3. To be continued......

Misato sat on the ground, "What the hell am I recruiting......?"

Then,Shinji clicks Send Email – Select Recipient – Ikari Gendo,The dense email address in the CC bar is estimated to be dozens of people,Including former teachers and classmates and Xiaobai and so on。

"Wait Shinji, it's not like this, don't!" Misato hurriedly held down Shinji's mouse hand, but he didn't expect this kid to make a small report without saying a word!

Unexpectedly, this press, with a click, the email was being sent......

Misato Geyu lay down, "It's over, my Sanzuo is gone......" Misato's heart was like ashes.

"The email was not sent, please check if the network is connected. After a while, there was a prompt sound on the computer.

Misato bounced up, and without waiting for Shinji to move, he immediately closed the laptop. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Shinji, it's my fault, I shouldn't have spoken out to you, it's my fault...... Forgive me!"

"What I said is the truth, the teacher said you can't lie. Shinji had a serious expression.

"What you say makes a lot of sense, I'll learn to cook in the future. Misato knelt on the ground with her laptop in her arms, her hands folded, and her face was remorseful.

"Moreover, the fact that Sister Misato can eat such an unpalatable dish is probably because you have been drinking for a long time and your taste is paralyzed by alcohol, which is not good for your health......" Shinji continued to analyze.

"Don't get an inch, boy, if you dare to ask my mother to quit drinking, I'll fight with you. Misato roared in her heart, the power of the desolation in her body ready to be unleashed.

"Do you hate me? After a moment of silence, Shinji actually cried.

Misato thought she had misheard, and when she looked up, she saw a teary-eyed face, and it was only then that she could see Shinji's delicate eyebrows clearly.

Misato panicked, "Don't cry, you're a boy...... Grow up to deal with the situation for the first time, "I don't hate you...... It's true...... My sister likes you very much!"

"You said you hesitated to like me, but you still hate me. People like me really should live on their own, and it's good for everyone. With that, Shinji got up and went back to his room.

"Wait, what are you going to do?"

"Pack your bags and go back. ”

"Where can you go back?"

Shinji stopped, and Misato felt distressed for a while, blaming himself for his big mouth.

"Don't go," Misato said as she pressed Shinji back into her seat and looked him in the eye, "I really don't hate Shinji, really, I promise!" At this time, there was a song on the TV "Seeing Strange Thoughts in the Third Year", which was very appropriate.

"How did you make a scene where a negative man comforts the angry little daughter-in-law......" Misato was very depressed.

Shinji dodged Misato's direct gaze and asked Misato, "Do you really not regret me if I stay?"

"I have no regrets, I will not change what I have decided to do. "Misato wanted to slap herself in the mouth, and she said that twice today.

After a while, Shinji finally stopped. Maybe you don't have to be so tired to fight the apostles.

When Shinji was taking a bath, Misato was smoking on the balcony in contemplation, holding Shinji's information in his hand, and he didn't look at it carefully during the day, and now he realized that Commander Ikati's child was not simple. "Is high-functioning autistic......" Misato rubbed her temples.

"Woo croack-" A PenPen's scream suddenly came from the bathroom, and Misato turned around to see Shinji carrying a penguin upside down naked, "Misato-san, I caught a big fat bird, let's use it for cooking tomorrow." Shinji said with an excited face, "I studied Basic Anatomy and can be in charge of slaughtering."

"Shinji, put it down......" There was another burst of chickens and dogs. It took Misato to explain for a while before Shinji accepted an animal roommate instead of fresh ingredients.

PenPen was frightened by this, leaving a sequelae, and since then when he sees Shinji, he walks around, and he can't coax him with grilled fish, not as many as he wants.

Before going to bed, Misato knocked on Shinji's door to learn more about the young man.

"Come in. As soon as Misato entered, she saw that Shinji's room was already covered with a portrait of a woman, so dense that she could barely see the walls.

Misato was surprised, approached and looked closer, thinking of a person, "This is ...... Rei-chan?" Each one is exquisite, and you can feel the happiness and tenderness of the woman in the painting from afar.

"It's my mom. Shinji looked at the paintings and smiled.

"My mom is pretty, isn't she? Shinji seemed to fall into a fond memory, "She died when I was 3 years old, and I was not with her when I was receiving autism intervention education. Whenever I miss her, I draw a picture of her. ”

"Is this, drawn? I thought it was a picture. "Misato got very close, and only then did she notice a difference, the surface was not as smooth as the photo, but it was enough to make it look real.

"Dead country, Shinji you are so powerful!" Misato gave a sincere sigh of admiration.

"You are the child in your mother's arms in this picture, right? Why didn't you have a face?" Misato discovers something strange.

"I don't remember what I looked like when I was a child, my dad threw away all the pictures, but luckily I remembered my mom, so I learned to draw and draw my mom. Shinji paused, "As long as you remember your mother, you won't forget it for the rest of your life, and I don't care about myself." ”

Misato's nose was sore, and she pulled Shinji into her arms and comforted, "Shinji, you won't be alone, don't you still have a father?"

"I haven't seen him in 9 years," Shinji was a little shy at 88E's head for the first time, "I didn't recognize him when I saw him today." ”

Shinji sniffed lightly at the smell of perfume coming from Misato's body, mixed with alcohol and tobacco, is this the smell of a mature woman? "That...... Misato-sama ......"

"Huh?"

"You smell like a mother. ”

Misato's face turned red and pushed Shinji away, "It's time, let's sleep." ”

As soon as the door closed, Shinji smiled eerily.