In the middle of the night, PenPen gets up to poop, and Shinji has been afraid to go out outside its freezer. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When passing by Shinji's room, the little green eyes flickered, and he sneaked open the door and entered the room of the great demon king Shinji.

Seeing that he was really asleep, he still had his mouth wide open.

PenPen put his ass at Shinji's face and was about to launch, when Shinji suddenly rolled over and muttered, "Presumptuous...... Drag it down for me, drench it in boiling water for a minute, hehe, it's good to peel ......"

PenPen's eyes widened and her sphincter spasmed, and she fled at a speed she hadn't seen in her life, hiding in the freezer and shivering......

In the early morning, there are still voices outside the window all year round, but Shinji is still dead in bed.

"Shinji, get up. Misato knocked on the door in a daze, "You still have a physical examination today, hurry up!"

After hearing no response for a while, Misato could only enter the door, "I'm coming in." ”

"Don't come here, I'm sleeping naked. Shinji said as he hid himself under the covers.

Misato smiled evilly, "It's okay, I don't mind." "Grab the corners and lift them.

"Don't ...... Don't, I'll get up right away!" After all, the hair has not grown, and I am afraid of being laughed at by the big sister.

After washing, Mirila went to NERV for a check-up.

As soon as he saw Ritsuko, Shinji found that she was wearing black stockings, and sure enough, this woman was fooled and lame by herself. What would it be like if you dyed your black hair back and kept it longer......

"Please take off your clothes, because a sterile environment is required today, so underwear cannot be left either, and then go into the sterilization shower. "Ritsuko has always been rigid when it comes to work. Shinji exposes her body in front of a mature woman for the first time in so many years, and she is a little shy and moves stiffly. Then I found that my hair was too long and wet and it was troublesome, and it looked like I was going to cut it short.

Otherwise, if you soak in the LCL in the future, it will spread out into an explosive head, which is not beautiful.

"Look at your thin and weak appearance, it turns out that you have a lot of muscles. "Misato also came over to join in the fun.

"yes, I've been exercising for years. Shinji fiddled with his biceps stinky. In this embarrassing situation, the personality must appear, otherwise there will be an accident.

"I thought you would be shy if you stripped naked. Misato continued to complain.

"I have a good figure and am not afraid of being seen. ”

"Cut, I didn't see a small toothpick last time......" Misato complained in her heart but didn't say anything.

It took a long time to toss, draw blood and run to complete dozens of examinations, and also did a psychological test. Of course, it is the personality who comes out to deal with it once, and takes precautions.

"The physical fitness is very good, the brain waves are 10% more active than ordinary people, which is a normal fluctuation, but the results of the psychological test are very normal. Ritsuko said to Misato.

"Is the result credible? You don't know what he ...... last night" Misato told him about last night's events, and Ritsuko listened to the black lines all over her head, and made up her mind to try to deal with this strange thing as little as possible in the future, but fortunately she dumped the pot early.

"This can only be used as a reference, if you know some psychological knowledge, it is easy to fake psychological tests. Ritsuko said, "It is necessary to analyze the true state of mind from daily behavior." So, as a watcher, it's your job too. "That's right, Misato ostensibly acts as Shinji's guardian and has a surveillance job to submit reports to Shinji on a regular basis. Shinji can only make small reports, but Misato submits a "big report" with no details.

When he left with Misato, Shinji of the Motoji personality fell into a normal state of silence.

A figure suddenly appeared in the hallway, and she was approached head-on-Rei Ayanami finally appeared.

"Rei-chan, why are you here?" Misato greeted Shinji while paying attention to Shinji with a very expectant expression.

"There are regular medical check-ups today. Rei Ayana, the second generation, replied.

Shinji froze as soon as he saw Rei Ayaba, snapped, threw down his glasses, and walked quickly in front of Rei Ayabaami, "...... you are"

"Rei Ayana. The mouthless goddess replied with an expressionless face.

"My name is Shinji Ikati, why are you so much like my mother? Why are your eyes red?The color of your hair is also special, and the teacher said that you can't dye your hair......" Shinji of the personality was incoherent.

As mentioned earlier, Shinji has had the ability to remember like a video recorder since he was a child, and he must remember his mother.

There was an awkward silence.

"This is Commander Ikati's child, Rei-chan. Misato introduced.

Ayanami finally reacted, looking directly at Shinji with a scrutinizing look.

Then, bypass Shinji and walk away.

"Wait, you might be my long-lost sister!" Shinji grabbed Rei Ayana's wrist and felt warm.

"I'm not, let go. ”

"You can't be rude to girls, Shinji. Misato hurried to the rescue, leaned close to Shinji and whispered, "Let go, or you'll be hated." ”

Shinji immediately let go, and then apologized with a guilty face, "I'm sorry, it's me who didn't do it." ”

Rei Ayanami ignored it and walked away. Shinji looked at her departing back with a lost face, like a child who had been robbed of a lollipop, and Misato smiled in aura.

On the way back, Shinji asks Misato about Rei Ayanami.

"It turns out that her guardian is her father, this perverted Lolicon!"

"You can't say that about Commander Ikari (I'll make a small report too). Misato noticed that the rift between father and son had widened.

"The book says that the perverted Lolita has a pair of colored glasses that hide his obscene gaze, and a beard, isn't this a pervert?"

"It's like you have both. ”

"I'm not going to wear glasses again," Shinji blushed, "I wear them to protect my eyesight." "Actually, it's to avoid eye contact with others.

"Oh-" Misato said meaningfully.

Shinji looked distracted, and was still in a daze until meal time, and Misato took the opportunity to guess with him to assign housework, and as a result, he was in charge of 6 days a week, and he was obviously cheated.

"This is your transfer application, tomorrow Monday, remember to report to Class A of Year 2 at No. 1 Middle School. ”

"Oh. Shinji was weak, "But I've already mastered all the knowledge I've learned in middle school, so I don't need to learn anymore." ”

"Rei Ayanami is also in Class A in Year 2. ”

"Really?!" The lost boy came back to life, so he kept smirking until bedtime.

"Misato-san, why is Ayanami so indifferent to me?" Shinji asks Misato for help.

"Ayaami's personality is already relatively cold, and she doesn't know you, so it's good that you work hard and become friends and get acquainted. Misato explained.

"But I'm not good at making friends. ”

"That's why I have to study. it, boy. Misato suddenly found that Shinji was like a younger child, and she was easy to coax. This is natural, people's emotional intelligence can only be improved by dealing with people, not through books. Shinji has been in contact with few people since he was a child.,Children of the same age in educational institutions can't communicate at all.,You can only learn from a few teachers.,The personality of the cousin is a little white sweet.。

"I see, thank you, Misato-san. Shinji smiled without impurities, and the look in his eyes was that of a simple child, and Misato said that he couldn't resist it.

"But can I go to school the day after tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy books, please, please. Under Shinji's puppy-like attack, Misato agreed.

"What a fool. "The personality is out, during the day, he has been letting Xiao Q try to contact the peripheral system of MAGI, and he has already understood some basic information, and there is plenty of time at present, so there is no need to be rash, be careful.

The personality is clear.,At this time, Ayanami Rei has nothing but Lao Ikari to no one.,There is no chance to enter her heart at present.,The original Shinji is in danger because Ayanami Rei failed to participate in the zero machine start experiment.,Desperate to open the insertion bolt.,The image coincides with the old Ikari before gradually entering Ayanami Rei's heart.。 After the Thunder Angel, Shinji finally impresses Ayanami and sees the first smile of the Mino Girl at him.

Sure enough, there is nothing more touching than the experience of life and death to move the gap between people.

Moreover, the Li personality didn't have much love experience in his previous life, and even if he did, he didn't have a solution to the type of Ayanami Rei. Let him get on the horse in person may not be more reliable than the personality, after all, the personality is sincere.

The next day, Shinji went out early in the morning. After coming back at noon, the head of the chicken nest has turned into a neat short hair, the eyebrows and eyes that were previously covered by bangs are exposed, and the glasses are thrown away, and the appearance has improved by two grades.

Misato didn't go home at noon, so he went back to his room to paint until dinner time.

"Sister Misato, I ordered sushi takeout, and this one tastes good. ”

"Oh, this looks expensive—ahh ”

"yes, I think it's handsome, too. ”

"Huh. ”

"By the way, where did you get the money to call takeout?" Misato asked.

"I make software myself to earn (cheat). ”

"Oh, Shinji still knows this, it's amazing. Misato was a little surprised, "And how much did you earn?"

Shinji is very practical and hands over the passbook.

"What?! One two three four...... Six figures, or dollars!" Misato was shocked, and thought that his sports car (Alpine_A310) had just been raised, and there were still 12 installments of loans that had not been repaid, and the deposit had bottomed out, so he could only turn his grief and anger into appetite.

These are Shinji's subsequent gray income, and there is no expense except for buying equipment, so you can only save it.

"Shinji, didn't you take a bath, why didn't you put the water. Misato asked when she was about to take a shower. According to the custom there, take a shower before taking a shower and then take a bath in the bathtub, so that the family can use the same tank of water, "after all, it has been cleaned." After the bath water is filtered, it can be taken to the washing machine to wash clothes or flush the toilet.

Satomi Shinji has always wanted Misato to wash first...... Later, Asuka came...... Hey, hey, hey.

"I have a painting and it's almost ready, I don't have time. Shinji hurried back to his room after taking a shower.

After a while, Misato came out with a bath towel in her shower and saw Shinji looking at her with a drawing board.

"Sister Misato, this is a gift for you, it's your portrait, it's just finished. ”

Misato was surprised, "Thank you Shinji!" When I look at it, the woman in the painting is wearing a suspender shirt and denim shorts, lying on her back on the ground and sleeping on her back, drooling and surrounded by beer cans. To make matters worse, the camisole rolled up to the chest and the hot pants were unbuttoned, revealing a purple inner ......

Misato's face turned from ruddy to black and purple, and this kid actually drew her indecent sleeping appearance, which was so deceitful that her fists squeaked.

"Do you like it, Misato-san, I drew for 1,127 minutes. Shinji looked forward to asking.

Seeing Shinji's sincere smiling face, Misato's anger disappeared by half, maybe this guy didn't mean it, forget it, it's estimated that it started last night after painting for so long, and it can be regarded as a heart.

"Uh...... I like it a lot......" because she spoke against her will, and Misato's expression was weird.

"How about hanging in the living room?"

"No way!"

"Where's your room?"

"Not really!" I'll have nightmares, Misato thought.

"You're really lying to me, aren't you?"

"Uh...... No, this painting is so precious that I'm going to find a nice frame to frame it, so I'll put it there for now. "Misato just wants to find a chance to burn.

"Oh, that's it. ”

"Well, in addition to going to school, sometimes you have other tasks and have to take time off to go to NERV training, and you will be notified when the time comes. Misato quickly changed the subject.

"What kind of training do you do?"

"It's some basic training for EVA drivers, and Ritsuko will be in charge of arranging it at that time. ”

"What is EVA?"

"It's a humanoid combat weapon developed by NERV, it's cool, it's dozens of meters high, and you're a boy who should like it. ”

"Is it like driving a mech? I play this game a lot. ”

"Almost, there's a training session this weekend, I'll take you there. ”

"Yay!" Sure enough, mecha is one of men's dreams.

Shinji's attention was diverted for a while, and then he remembered the book he bought today, so he sat at the door of the room and read it carefully, turning the pages very quickly. attracted Misato's attention, and casually skimmed it, the cover was "The Secret Technique of Teenage Boys and Girls", and there was a copy of "Understanding Women" on the side.

"Shinji, why did you buy such a book?"

"To learn how to make friends with Ayana. ”

“……”

After a while, Shinji asked, "Misato-san, let me ask you a question." ”

"You say. ”

"How to understand the sentence 'a woman wants a man to meet her countless requirements, and a man wants countless women to satisfy one of his requirements'?"

"Well, this is a bit esoteric for you, and you'll understand it when you're older. Misato said helplessly.