Chapter 154: The Queen's Sharp Turn (Subscription Requested)
"Dear Queen, you can make up for it as you say, but you are my God, and I have no intention of letting my sky fall. ”
The Queen giggled;
"Count you stinky man acquaintance, you just make yourself into dumpling filling, I go home tonight, I want to eat dumplings with celery and meat. Wow...... I'm drooling just thinking about it. ”
David's face is black, this girl is really ruthless, your grandfather said that if you make it into a dumpling filling, it will be a dumpling filling? David was a little helpless and a little happy. The reason for the helplessness is that this loser has too big a brain, since she still wants to make herself into a dumpling filling.
The reason for the joy is that this loser is not angry at all, she called just to tease herself, she just needs to cooperate well, and let her vent the resentment in her heart.
"Honey, let's not eat celery and meat dumplings tonight, how about pies? I'm a pie with vegetables in pure meat, what vegetables do you like? I'll eat it in my stomach now. When you come back in the evening, you can put me on the pan and make pies. ”
"Phew...... I don't want to eat stuffed meat in it, especially your rice bucket, everything goes into your stomach and comes out with shit, I don't have an appetite at all. ”
David, "......"
I have a sentence that MMP doesn't know whether to say or not. David could only think about this sentence in his heart, he didn't dare to say it, otherwise the queen would definitely be looking for him like a fried cat. So David showed a very dog-legged look, the tone of his speech, the tone of a bullied little court eunuch, only when he saw his master.
"I am here to extend a sincere invitation to my Queen to join me on Burning Man, and I wonder if I have the honor of doing so. ”
The Queen also replied very happily. "Nope. ”
David, "......"
Now David's mood is aggrieved and broken. I've never seen such a sensible woman, knowing that she wants to pick up girls, not by her side, and bothering herself. But her answer was devastating. Seeing that David did not answer for a long time, the queen decided not to tease David anymore.
"I'm still not going with you, I've just taken a week off and I'm very busy at work. And I showed up with you, and I was sure that the next day's newspaper was full of our scandals, and although that was true, I didn't want to admit it. ”
"Okay, you are the queen, you have the final say, call me if you want to go, and I will pick you up." ”
The queen has a little joy in her heart, her little man still cares about herself, at least her own words, her little man can still listen to it.
"Okay, I'll call you when I'm going, I'm going to work. Just a little break, and I'll call you. When I get home in the evening, you want to give me a full body massage, I feel like my whole body is about to fall apart, and I don't know where you have so much strength as a brute!
After saying this, he blushed a little, one hand stroked his slightly red cheek, and the queen, who held the phone in one hand, silently thought in his heart that this bad guy had been sneaking to his house for several days, and wanted to eat himself in his stomach when he saw him. Although the wolf-like eyes made him very happy, the bear-like physique made him very afraid.
At first, I enjoyed it very much, but when I did more, I always felt that the fire was burning underneath, which made me both like and fear. But he can't do without him, and a luxurious meal is not something that everyone can eat. I can only endure helplessly, but fortunately, there are a few little sisters who share the firepower for themselves. If you are alone, it is estimated that it will not take three days, and you may die in bed. Thinking about how she had died, the Queen shuddered. This way of dying is really ...... It's so blissful.
David was a little dumbfounded, just now he was talking about going to Burning Man, and jumped on the bed in a blink of an eye, fortunately David is an old driver, otherwise this sharp turn would have thrown David out of the car.
"Honey, let's not talk about this on the phone, okay? ”
The naked words made the Queen blush.
"Phew...... What are you talking about? Who's going to talk to you two in bed! I'm going to work, goodbye!"
Looking at the phone that was hung up in his hand, David shook his head helplessly, and began to complain in his heart: Didn't you lead the topic to this? Why did you get angry when I said it? I have never seen such a ...... Unreasonable woman. But then again, reasoning with a woman is asking for trouble for yourself.
I casually edited a text message and sent it to my concubine Nicole, of course, to invite him to Burning Man's Day, otherwise let him know that he invited the queen and didn't invite her, maybe he would have a demon moth with himself.
Nicole was slow to reply to text messages, maybe because she was busy with work! After about an hour, Nicole texted David back! Because she was too busy with work, she could only reluctantly say that she did not have time to participate in this kind of activity. After lunch, David continued to lie on the beach chair and straighten his body.
David, who had slept a beauty sleep, was nervous, stood up, and found that there was nothing to do.
Take out your notebook, log in to your blog, and start interacting with your followers.
I flipped through my notes and pulled out a photo of myself, a picture of myself running with my back to the camera in the sunset. After the photo is successfully uploaded, it comes with a sentence: pay attention to details and start small, because you can't do big things either.
David's bowl of poisonous chicken soup for the soul blew up netizens who have been diving for many years.
Netizen A: "Teacher Wang, it's terrible, it's terrible, I did this bowl of poisonous chicken soup first." ”
Netizens have been;"Can't be provoked, can't be provoked." It just goes to my heart. ”
Netizen C: "Who else?
Five minutes later, David refreshed the homepage of his blog, with more than 20,000 likes and more than 10,000 messages, and various messages from netizens. David tilted his head and thought about it, anyway, there is nothing to do today, it is better to pour it enough at once, so that they want to vomit when they see the poisonous chicken soup.
So David continued to write about his poisonous chicken soup on his blog, accompanied by a beautiful photo of himself. "Three points are destined, and seven points depend on hard work. Hehe, there are still 90 points to look at the face and look at the face. There are a lot of replies to follow.
"Teacher Wang is so right, I went shopping with our school flowers. Our school flowers enjoy a 20% discount, and gifts are also included. And I don't have a penny discount, and the service attitude is still very poor. ”
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