"Brother upstairs, don't be sad, a brother in my dormitory went to the big health care, didn't spend a penny, and earned back 200 dollars, just because he was handsome. ”

A brother in my dormitory went shopping in the central shopping mall, but was sent back to the dormitory by the police, and told him to go to public places as little as possible in the future, on the grounds that he was too ugly and affected the appearance of the city. ”

David looked at the netizens and replied, hehe, he smiled, it was still very interesting to interact with netizens. David picked a photo of himself laughing, photoshopped himself as a women's clothing boss, and then accompanied it with a text.

The phrase "girls who love to laugh are not too lucky" refers to the kind of girl who smiles and bows her head shyly when she hears a joke, not the kind of female man who "laughs and pees at the end hahaha"......! ”

It's also very interesting to interact with your fans when you have nothing to do, and I just haven't been on the blog myself for a while, so let's have enough fun today. Fortunately, David didn't even read the reply and directly started to publish his blog.

"Being ugly is a disease, otherwise why would a plastic surgery hospital be a hospital? ”

"It's useless to be kind, you have to look good. Inner beauty? That's the added value on the basis of a person's good looks, if you look like a pig's head, who will look at you squarely? Unless, that person, is just as ugly. Also, some Gu Liang is always so naïve, crying and shouting every day to lose weight, as if they can become a fairy child if they really lose weight, as if they can make people all over the world like her. ”

"When I came to the gate of my alma mater and watched couples walk by, I couldn't help but think of my student days,—— when I was standing here alone and watching couples walk by. ”

"The rich man said in an interview, you can hardly imagine how much hardship I endured when I was young, worked as a scalper, engaged in portering, and worked as a smuggler...... Reporter: We have all seen that these experiences have led you to success. The rich man said, yes, and then I finally married a billionaire as his wife. ”

After posting these, David quietly watched the funny messages of these netizens. This afternoon, David laughed so much that he almost didn't laugh off the hook on his cheeks, and by the time he had dinner, David laughed so much that his big neck tendons hurt.

The family sat there neatly at dinnertime, but David's performance during the meal surprised everyone, because his shoulders were always swaying, and he was snickering at first glance. The queen looked at him very puzzled, and didn't understand what was wrong with David?, "Are you? Could it be that you picked up the legendary haha fart, why are you smiling like a 200-pound fat man?" The other girls also laughed cooperatively, making David a little embarrassed, and could only briefly tell everyone about the replies of the gods he saw on the Internet this afternoon. Among them, David deliberately focused on everyone. "I didn't expect the imagination of netizens to be so rich? Let me tell you a few of the replies from God that I saw on the Internet this afternoon.

Q: Why do some people feel like they are much more handsome/beautiful after taking a shower and washing their hair?

A: Because the brain is flooded.

Q: What compliments make you feel embarrassed?

Answer: Oh, this young man, you can't look good.

Q: Why do the fish in the deep sea look so special?

Answer: It's pitch black in the deep sea, and no one can see anyone, so everyone just grows up.

Q: What's the thunderous confession you've ever received?

A: It's okay to be my girlfriend, it's okay, if it doesn't work, I'll think about it again.

Q: Why did you hand in a blank paper for your history paper?

A: I'm afraid of tampering with history.

Q: How can a boy answer a girl's "Why are you so good to me?" more reliable?

Answer: I respect you as a man.

Q: What should I do if an indecent picture suddenly pops up when I show a PPT to a customer?

Answer: There was silence for a while, and then asked: "Are you still sleepy?—— let's continue to ...... if you are not sleepy?"

Q: When my girlfriend says that XX is so handsome, how do you answer the conversation?

A: So what, his girlfriend isn't as pretty as mine.

Q: Do you think we're a good fit?

A: I'm versatile.

Q: What does it feel like for a girl to be over 1.7 meters?

Answer:.........! .........”

After listening to David's reply to God's speech, everyone was there holding their bellies and laughing, and the little appearance was so smiling that they couldn't see their eyebrows.

David felt that these divine replies were simply ...... You can live on this for the rest of your life.

There's really no one left.

After dinner, a few people came to the living room with coffee and sat there chatting leisurely.

"My assistant and I have got the car and things ready, but where are we going to get beer?"

"I don't know, don't we all pay attention to having secretaries to do things now, why don't we all do secretaries? Isn't that your business?"

David's unabashed words made the faces of the three girls opposite reddened slightly, and the assistants were a little embarrassed. But the queen was a grumpy and kicked David in the ass.

"You talk well in the future, there is a door on your mouth, although you are telling the truth, but you can't say it so bluntly, you have to learn to use your brain to know? The brain is a good thing, but unfortunately you don't. ”

Seeing that the queen was supporting herself, although the words sounded a little awkward, the two of them would automatically filter out the bad things for themselves. The big and small assistants who are crazy are also working hard.

"Can you still play in a friendly way like this?" Do you know that you speak too bluntly and will not even have friends in the future. Pay attention to correct it in the future!"

After speaking, he winked at David, with an expression of helplessness. As soon as the little assistant's voice fell, the big assistant took it casually;

"That's it, you can also bully the two of us, and you have the ability to blow up your hair with the queen! You can also bully the soft and fear the hard, just the two of us are good men." When you meet the Queen, you are as soft as your big Zhengzheng, and you can't help it. ”

David's eyes were round, his mouth was open in an O-shape, and he looked at the big assistant in a daze, and the queen and the little assistant next to him were also similar to David's facial expressions.

They didn't expect the big assistant to be so tough, and they weren't used to David at all. Seeing that everyone was looking at him, the assistant was slightly red, and said with some annoyance;

"What are you looking at me? Am I wrong? Look at his bear-like appearance, and he stinks with us. The second daughter nodded very tacitly, indicating that she agreed with the assistant's opinion. Then he reacted, David was still on the other side! If he didn't give him face like this, would he be angry?

Secretly looked at David opposite, and saw that his expression had not changed, and the second daughter was relieved. At the same time, I thought to myself: It's good that this guy isn't angry?

And David on the other side is not in such a good mood, although he will not be angry, but being scolded will make people feel bad. So David also began to fight back.

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